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May. 30th, 2013

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So Saturday night, the club's been bought out by a guy named Jay Gatsby.

He told me to let you all know. Weird as hell you ask me, but what do I know? I just own the joint.

Apr. 28th, 2013


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So, how do you tell a workplace creeper that you're still not interested in them? Things I've tried:

1) Oh, no thanks, I like our work relationship the way it is!
2) I don't think we're allowed to have interoffice relationships.
3) I just don't like you that way, I'm sorry.
4) OH GOD MY LEG IS ON FIRE
5) *running away screaming*

Yes. I literally tried to just run from him after eeping and throwing a flash drive at him.

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So why is it that when you finally call someone out on the fact that they've replaced you, when you've tried to avoid bringing up that fact for months now, that you're the one who ends up feeling shitty? I mean, Hell, it's not as if he doesn't have a RIGHT to have a romance and be happy. Hell *I* have one and I'm happy. I just...

It's... Just that I'm no longer any active part of the guy's life and he's stopped giving a shit about me and it HURTS and when I finally tell him how I feel, I'm the one who feels guilty about it?

I'm...confused. And NOT the one at fault.

Apr. 25th, 2013


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I'm in the process of brewing a potion from my dreams last night. I have had to make several changes in the recipe, as the ingredients cannot be found in this world. Considering how delicate the potion is, I doubt it will come out correctly. But it's been an interesting practice in potions crafting in any case.

Apr. 24th, 2013


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Dream me is so fucking naive and kind of annoying. Honestly, I don't think I've ever met someone that naive. I wasn't even that naive when I was really seventeen. I can totally understand why that guy was trying to push me away. Either way, I apparently got his attention, so I guess it paid off.

Apr. 23rd, 2013


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Who knew finding a job after being on house arrest would be so hard? I've got to disclose all of that information and employers would rather hire someone who doesn't have a criminal record, go figure. I think it's back to the club with me. Are any of my regulars still on this thing?

Apr. 20th, 2013


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Dear network,

If you could travel anywhere in the world and spend a year there exploring and settling into the way of life, where would it be?

Follow up question: Why did you chose this place?

Love,
Luna Scamander

Mar. 28th, 2013

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Opening a new nightclub in a few weeks, looking for servers, bartenders and bouncers.

Hoping open interviews next week at [address]. Decent pay, benefits, etc. Name's Joe, and look forward to seeing you there.

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Is this some kind of sick joke? I wake up to a crown beside my bed after dreaming of.. Being a servant. And there was this sweet boy, Merlin.

And this pompous prince Arthur, and well. There was Morgana. And I was her servant. I don't really get my dreams. I blame the recent events and my mind trying to cheer me up.

But seriously. A crown?

Mar. 27th, 2013


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Having a housemate has taken some getting used to, but having Darcy around has actually been nice. I haven't lived with anyone since my parents during the summers when I was at Harvard, so it was a bit of an adjustment, but my house finally feels lived in.

I'm debating whether or not to attend Tony's party at Disneyland. I've never been before and I'm sure it would be fun, but I'm undecided.

Mar. 25th, 2013


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I hate my dreams. I hate how they're so similar to real life, and different at the same time.

I miss my mother more now than ever, after tonight... And I hate how that makes me feel weak. I wonder, a little, if she is really dead. Is that stupid?

Mar. 7th, 2013


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Apparently I accidentally kill people in my dreams too. Though it seems like I've gone off the rails.

Guess I'm not that surprised. Looks like I'm a bad guy in my own fucking dreams. How lame is that?

I'm stronger than I used to be. I don't know if that's supposed to make up for something or what.

You know what I'm glad for though? The fact that no one from my dreams have shown up here.

Anyone want to go out and party? I'm done sitting around and moping about shit.

Feb. 24th, 2013


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So yeah, is anyone hiring? Someone just threatened to kill me at work, and it's uh. Kind of not my scene anyway? I'll do anything I'm capable of doing, as long as it's not shady.

Feb. 7th, 2013


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Why the fuck do men think it's okay to harass women and cat-call to them out on the street? Do they think that's actually going to work? No I don't fucking want to touch you, or talk to you when you treat me like that. I surely don't fucking want to go out with you on Valentine's Day. What the fuck man?

No woman likes to be cat-called like y'know.. she's a fucking cat. Cut that shit out. Someone's going to get punched in the balls.

Feb. 6th, 2013


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Does anyone here maybe know a good place to buy records? I mean, old vinyl, not the new stuff.

Feb. 4th, 2013


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Wait, you don't have White Day in this country? Just Valentine's?

Now I have to hurry!

Feb. 1st, 2013


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Orange County again. Just lame.

Jan. 29th, 2013


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You know, there's something to be said for getting out and being social. Maybe I shouldn't be a hermit after all.

So, what do you kids do for fun around here?

Jan. 28th, 2013

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Okay, so if you were taking someone you're not dating out on a date in a still really not rebuilt San Francisco, where would you go? I think a picnic is out of the question, but maybe some of the piers are okay? It's not like it's my first date or anything, but I'd like to do something awesome, to make up for ruining the last time we went out.

Dec. 27th, 2012

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Just checked out Lincoln finally, if Daniel Day-Lewis doesn't win an Academy Award for his portrayal of President Lincoln, then I give up on the Oscars.

Nov. 16th, 2012


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Anyone want to spend Thanksgiving getting Chinese and going to the movies?

[Private to Joe]
Thanks for uh.. whatever it is that you did. Looks like I'm in the clear. I even got some kind of crazy apology note.

Nov. 6th, 2012

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I trust we can all return to sanity now, correct? At least until the Super Bowl or whatever.

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Okay so the ex is out of jail. He hasn't tried to contact me, I haven't seen him or anything.. except I just have this bad feeling, you know?

Shit.

Oct. 21st, 2012

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Starting to wonder just who's buying the rags if everyone gets so mad about them in the first place.

She's gotta be getting advertising money somewhere.
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Well hello, Orange County. My name is Dean Winchester. I'm an Aquarius, I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach and frisky women.

Oh, and being employed. Anyone looking for someone to work for them? I'm a damn good mechanic, I got lots of experience with firearms, and oh yeah– I'm goddamn adorable. ;)

Oct. 9th, 2012


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RSVP here for the Stark Tower Halloween party


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Just leave a note, people!

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I aced my interview at this gym down the road from my apartment. The best part about the job is I would get free membership and the place has a spa and dance classes. I can keep in shape and get paid. Keep your fingers crossed for me!

Oct. 8th, 2012


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I'm calm. I'm calmer. I'm calm.
I'm going to kill that bitch

Oct. 7th, 2012

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Going on a short trip soon. Could use some reading ideas. Just finished up Camus, wouldn't mind something a little lighter stuff this time.

Anyone says 50 Shades and I will be displeased.