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Jun. 20th, 2016


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I didn't even have to go shopping to get this. )

I have a hard time believing this color was regularly worn in Ancient Greece, but then again the gods are real and a large centaur that calls himself the 'River Guardian' tried to have sex with me in this dream nonsense. Clothing hues are far from the strangest thing. Then there's, of course, Hercules - rippling muscles, brain the size of a rabbit's turd - and he comes to the rescue with his farm-boy routine. Greaaaat.

None of this is unfolding in a mythologically accurate way, but I've done my reading and I know he marries a Megara UUUUUGHHHHHHH and they make some babies before he loses his marbles and kills all of them. If that's my fate, I'm done. I'm becoming a nun.

Jun. 11th, 2016


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I promised myself I would never make one of these posts, but here I am: Fully integrated into the madness.

So, apparently, in my dream world, I'm some human/spider hybrid living on the compound of what definitely seems like a cult, trying to figure out what happened to my missing parents. Now I've apparently joined a crime fighting organisation named HYDRA? Apparently my life is some nerd version of EastEnders.

Anyhow, the reason I'm sharing this highly embarrassing information with you all is because I know that some of you know me, or of me, or of the things I speak about, and I need spoilers. Many spoilers. Just tell me, I'll be fine. I cannot handle not knowing what fresh hell my life is falling into, and I need to be told about it, so I can be in expectation and not be as devastated. I know this about myself. I need to know.

Please?

Jun. 3rd, 2016


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I know I should be irritated, or at least put out. It's probably the worst thing for a lot of people but... well, M-Day wasn't so bad for me.

Sure, I could've done without the smoosh of memories into my head from a life I loved but will likely never live, and I'm sure so many people are floundering from the sudden change out. It's not even a matter of losing powers, since I wasn't a mutant, I was never in that group. Sad for some of them I'm sure, but a lot of them are probably glad, if their powers were insane like so many seemed That said... The stability that's come with the new change, my powers aren't out of this world chaotic anymore, I'm practically at peace with them.

Not to mention the taste of the superhero life without the drama attached? Is it possible to gain inner peace from a dream event that threw half of the world into chaos?

May. 29th, 2016


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My dreams have become more vivid with each passing night. I'm learning to sleep through them so I'm not losing any rest, thankfully. Keeping the journal has definitely been helping. I'm finding there's a definite story there, but I'm not sure how it's going to end. I guess that's the fun part, though something I'm not used to considering the type of stories I usually write.

Speaking of writing I've been working on a story about our country's veterans and was hoping to interview veterans for it. Are there any that live nearby that would be interested in speaking with me for it? I promise to make it painless.

Also, I could use a photographer for that story as well. Anyone interested. I'll be able to pay for your services.

May. 24th, 2016


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Okay, so.

I'm not going to drink. I really, really want to, but instead I'm going to fill my wine glass with fruit punch and pretend I'm drinking, because I'm at that awkward point in the 'THIS COULDA BEEN YOUR REALITY' show in my sleep where all relationships are failing. Either because someone got killed (RIP, Ciara and Nadia), or because there's that heroic thing of 'this isn't working but I'm talking shit to end this in order to protect you' crap. The latter was me, because bros before hos. Sort of. Can't have nice things because we're gearing up to fight a big baddy, sorry lover boy. fkshfsfkj right in the feels

One thing I am going to boast about, though, is how I took a chainsaw to some ancient fae's sacred tree and cut the bitch up until she handed me over Dyson's love - he gave it up to help Bo in a succubus fight with her mom, and apparently it was a thing you can put in a bottle? Go figure. Try to diss my humanity again, you old hag, I'm gonna mow your place down with a tractor. Vroom, vroom.

But I guess that also explains the chainsaw that woke up to. Naps are dangerous, and no longer sacred, but I have a chainsaw. The possibilities are endless.

May. 22nd, 2016


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By the flaming grace of my employer and his unwanted opinion of how I need 'more friends,' I'm going to make some kind of attempt for an intro post. Prepare to be awed.

Hi. I'm Megara. Meg for short. I'm here to browse through the drama. It goes hand in hand with social media, so make sure to link me to the extra juicy scandals. Points for the infamous baby daddy/mama dramas and vindictive divorces.

Thanks, internet. You're so swell.

May. 15th, 2016


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I am here courting work. I'm asking out of desperation because I am at my wits' end with my current employment

WANTED: Any sort of photography work! Any sort! Really!

LIMITATIONS: No, I will not be photographing myself naked to send to you, nor will I photograph you killing someone. But that's really it - I'm willing to travel anywhere for any reason.

WHEN: Now. Really, right now.

Think of this as a public service, because if I shoot myself, one of you will likely have to clean it up.

May. 14th, 2016


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I am the proud owner of a lifetime supply of hot sauce. Thanks dreams :) Now I just need to find a place to keep it all.

May. 10th, 2016


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I had a Dream that I was out of coffee, and when I woke up this morning? Not off to a good start. Especially since I have Job #1, then Job #2 today. Time to run to a coffee shop for a red eye. Might need another between jobs.

Apr. 30th, 2016


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Oh, dammit.

Does anyone in this god forsaken place know where I can buy blackout curtains? Apparently the sun is too strong for dark grey.

I hate California.

Jun. 20th, 2014


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Oh great. Just what we needed. That.

Jun. 15th, 2014


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Welp.

Dad and I still don't see eye to eye.

Jun. 12th, 2014

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I have been lost somewhere deep deep inside Orange is the New Black. I feel like I've missed things.

May. 25th, 2014

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I'm officially moved back in with my girl. I'm really glad to be home.

We're going on vacation though. Aruba.

Don't do anything we wouldn't do.

May. 14th, 2014

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Does anyone else feel much much older than they are because of the dreams? Because you're living two life times?

It's odd.

I think finally people are starting to trust me again in my dreams. I guess that's nice.

Apr. 2nd, 2014


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Sixteen again. This is actually really fun, especially making out hanging out with Jess. I was pretty focused as a teen before.


Hey! I remember something!

Mar. 12th, 2014


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Saving New York has some perks. They gave me the Statue of Liberty as a home base after my apartment was destroyed.

Since the feds won't let tourists up there any more.

Granted I still have to pay rent.

But Statue of Liberty! Take that Captain America.

Mar. 4th, 2014


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At least I understand why I made the choice I did that cost me my memory, if my dream self makes any sense.

Feb. 5th, 2014

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Does anyone need or want a temporary roommate?

Jan. 28th, 2014

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[Blocked from Carol Danvers]

I don't know what to do. I was supposed to get married, and now she has fucking amnesia. I'm trying to be supportive and be there for her. But she doesn't even know who I am. I have no idea if she's ever going to remember me.

I'm still living with her, but I wonder if I shouldn't get my own place. It hurts too much to be near her and she just looks at me like.. like fucking nothing.

Fuck I don't know what to do.

Jan. 21st, 2014


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Does anyone on this network know me? I'm having... Well I need to fill in a lot of gaps in my memory.

Jan. 17th, 2014

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Any of you lovely friends of Carol and I want to come with us to be our witness when we get married?

We'd appreciate it.

Jan. 16th, 2014


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Anyone ever get fed up with a situation and decide to just push through to the end, no matter how painful it gets?

Jan. 8th, 2014


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Because I need a head count for my own, personal reasons... raise your hand if you've had a Dream, and if you're acquainted with me in said Dream.

Jan. 3rd, 2014

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In my dream, I was asked to be part of the Avengers by Captain America. How nice.

I am so glad that we're not living on the east coast. They're buried by snow over there. No thank you.

Dec. 20th, 2013


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Cut for image. Safe for all. )

Is it too late to put this on my Christmas wishlist?

Dec. 12th, 2013

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I'm not really a Christmas person exactly. However I will admit that I miss England during the winter months. It's not the same. It was 80 today. And I was wearing shorts.

There should be snow and hot chocolate and all sorts of things.

Not that I want to go to the East Coast. I should stop complaining.

What's everyone's plan for New Years? Anything good?

Nov. 24th, 2013

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Planning weddings is hard. I mean half of this stuff, I just don't care about. But it has to be done. Why are there like a million shades of white? When did that become a thing?

Is it thanksgiving yet? I just want to stuff my face full of food and then sleep for the rest of the day.

Nov. 6th, 2013

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You'll be pleased to know (I hope) that Carol and I are getting married.

I don't know when or where or anything, but we kind of both proposed to each other. And now we're getting married.

Nov. 5th, 2013


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I slept in my cessna last night. It wasn't on purpose, I was working on it and fell asleep.

Oct. 6th, 2013


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Woke with another nosebleed. Pretty sure I should get that looked at but scans tend to not work with me. I should probably take dream!doc's advise and not fly.

Yeah, probably not.

Oct. 2nd, 2013


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This month is already gonna be a whole lot better, I can tell! No more grumpy face for me, I'll leave that stuff to the professionals, like Grumpy Cat or Obi-wan!

You know you're a grumpy jedi, Obi-wan. It's okay! You should get a sparkly latte with me and Padme sometime and learn how to smile and embrace the sparkles!

Anyway, I'm really lookin' forward to gettin' in shape and I've signed up for some of those accelerated learnin' classes! This is going to be so much fun! I really can't wait.

Sep. 13th, 2013


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I don't know who all is friends with Fang, but I thought I'd just make a quick note here t'say that she's in hospital right now.

She's really sick, like some of the other people 'round here have been. They've got her... I guess the word is 'stabilized', but I'm not sure what's going on now or how long we're gonna be in here.

Sep. 11th, 2013


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I was going to advertise, but things are weird again, so I'll wait. Instead, I have a question.

Anyone know how to house hunt? I'm terrible at this. I think I need a bigger place.

Sep. 7th, 2013


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Anyone ever really want to punch someone through a wall? But you can't because it's not really their fault you want to punch them. Or at least they haven't remembered yet.

Asking for a friend.

Aug. 28th, 2013


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Just a question for everyone, how common is it that things from your dreams show up in real life? Because I'm pretty sure that just happened.

And my dreams have taken a pretty unexpected turn. Well, I guess unexpected for me, cause I'm pretty sure some of you already know what happened.

What am I gonna do with this shield, anyway?

Aug. 27th, 2013


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Okay, Valarnet, question time!

I know that some of you lucky folks have dreamed about having magic or superpowers and then gotten them in real life... did you know how to control them when you got them? I'm just curious, since... doesn't it take a while to learn how to handle something like that, normally?

Aug. 19th, 2013

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I'm working part time at the lab and have decided to try bounty hunting. Like in my dreams. Is that weird? That's probably weird.

Also, I fucking hate Skrulls. They can all die a piss horrible death.

If Skrull!me ever did anything awful to you in a dream, I sincerely apologize. I hope I get to put that awful bitch in her place.

Jul. 19th, 2013

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I can shoot bio-electricity bolts from my hands.

How cool is that?

Also when I went back to the doctor, they said that I no longer have cancer, which is really weird. They said it was like I never had cancer in the first place. I have no idea what happened. They want to do tests because that's highly abnormal. Well obviously it is. People don't miraculously get cured.

Jul. 9th, 2013

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I'm fucking annoyed. I should have been out there, helping. I'm supposed to be an Avenger. I had a dream where Steve Rogers asked me to join up again. I'm not sure why I wasn't before, or what happened in between, but whatever.

And yet I'm stuck being sick and awful instead of being out there helping out. I don't even feel like an Avenger. Maybe I'm not.

Fuck this whole thing. Cancer sucks.

Jun. 24th, 2013

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Why do most women's hats look completely ridiculous?

Can't I just find something that isn't huge and floppy and has flipping flowers all over it? I mean come on people. It's not that hard.

Jun. 13th, 2013

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The surgery went well. They got all of it out, and so I'm starting chemo in a week or two.

I've had surgery so many times now that I wonder if this will be the last time for me. My luck seems to be running out these days.

If anyone wants to visit while I'm not allowed to move much in bed for a couple of days, I appreciate ice cream and video games.

Jun. 4th, 2013


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My baby took some bird damage the other week. I've finally gotten around to fixing her tail and she's good as new, so I'll be taking her up later today on a test flight. She's a tough little plane. When I saw the damage it was a miracle I made it down in one piece!

Okay I might have cheated on the landing

May. 23rd, 2013

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I need some home remedies for nausea. Nothing with drugs in it. I know there are teas, but I'd rather have something else if possible.

May. 11th, 2013


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Here's hoping the wedding goes smoothly this time.

[Jess]

Is everything okay?

Apr. 23rd, 2013

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I'm starting to feel like perhaps I should move to France or New Zealand with my girlfriend. At least some countries have the right idea when it comes to marriage.

I have a very important doctor's appointment coming up and this time I'm nervous. I'm usually not nervous, but I am this time. I don't know why that is. I guess having a drink before I go isn't a good idea.

Also if Doctor Strange is out there, you and I should talk.

Apr. 17th, 2013

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Peter Parker.. are we related? I met you in my dream last night. We have to be connected somehow.

Unless I just stole your name.

Mar. 6th, 2013


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Help Requested!


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Me and my bestie are moving in tomorrow. Any volunteers to help? I'll provide pizza, and beer.
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Well HYDRA's a crock of shit.

Meanwhile, my costume showed up in my closet today. It's tighter and curvier than I was expecting. Though I'm not sure what I was expecting exactly.

How the hell do I even put this thing on?

Feb. 13th, 2013

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[Fail filter to Carol ; public]

Um hello? Carol? Uh.. I don't know if you can hear this but HELP. I am stuck and I can't get down! I don't even know what happened. I'm stuck up on the wall. Well more like the ceiling, but I'm kind of on the wall and on the ceiling.

I really need you to come home and get me down.