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Nov. 22nd, 2013


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I turned on the television today, and I see young ladies dressed inappropriately, shaking their rear ends and flaunting their flesh. The human body is beautiful, but such acts...cheapen it.

I consider it a symptom of terrible ungodliness.

Nov. 17th, 2013

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How soon is too soon to ask your boyfriend over for a holiday? My parents are coming to town, so that is also a factor. I don't want to scare him off, but it doesn't sound like he has anyone to eat with beside his cousin, and they'd both be welcome at my place.

Maybe I could invite them and leave out the boyfriend part?

Nov. 4th, 2013


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This is the time of year that I hate. The earlier it gets dark the less time I have on jobs.

Oct. 24th, 2013

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So! My costume is coming along really well? I mean, the eyes look really cool when I paint them on there.

The only problem is that I painted my skin black all around the eyes, to match my black wings, you know? But now I have black paint smudges all over everything.

I guess it's back to the drawing board. Only one week left!

Oct. 20th, 2013

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Well listeners, I've gotten a few comments I don't really understand.

Apparently if I don't ogle or cat-call women, I'm not a real man? What kind of sense does that make? Can't I be respectful of women and their bodies and boundaries and still be considered a man? Not according to some people!

It really doesn't take that much to be a gentleman, folks. More people should try it!

Oct. 15th, 2013


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If I never have to go around broadcasting my every thought in public, it will be too soon. I felt like I was 13 going on 30 or something. Thank goodness I have a very sympathetic boss.

Oct. 6th, 2013


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I am Byakuya Kuchiki, a businessman from Tokyo. I will state that I can not fathom the allure regarding social media, other than to deem it a suitable medium for advertising revenue and that it is might be a useful tool for public relations representatives.

Furthermore, I do not know the quality of character of those utilizing this service. My sister will likely wish to join this network. If she does, then I hope she is respectful and conducts herself according to the rules outlined by this community, and that she does not seek out the company of individuals that have not been through a thorough criminal background check.

Oct. 7th, 2013

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Buon giorno, Valarnet. I am newly arrived to the network, though I have been in this Orange County for almost one year.

My name is Ezio Auditore da Firenze, though you may drop the last bit. I am a clinical psychologist who works with researchers at UCLA, though I also see patients three days per week. My job, it is fascinating, and I come to America from Italy because, well, you have more people here, so more people will need my services. No?

I look forward to meeting all of you.

Oct. 5th, 2013


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So, ah, a friend suggested I come on here and say hello, as people were nice here. Seems like we all need a little bit of nice in our lives, yeah? So, yes.

I'm Bruce Banner, part of the Genesis Think Tank, and I mostly work, watch corny old movies, and fiddle with chemistry sets as a hobby.

...hi?

Sep. 25th, 2013


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I swear to god, I'm so sick of getting lectures on how I need to be a more social person. I work a solid five days a week and usually come in to help on days off, it's not like I have a lot of time to be social.

If my uncle spent as much time worrying about himself and his own life as he did worrying about mine, he might have his shit together.

Sep. 24th, 2013


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Well, I managed not to break anymore doors with my temporary super-strength, and everything is back to normal now. As normal as it gets, anyway.

My new cat? Surprisingly unperturbed by the whole affair.

Aug. 25th, 2013


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Well, this ain't so difficult. I'm more used to having my hands in cars, but I picked up this old PC and it's running pretty smooth. Magic hands.

I'm Hellboy Bruttenholm, but most call me Red. They assume Hellboy is a joke. I'm a private detective, but more Frank Drebin than Sam Spade right now. I also do some mechanic work, some bodyguard work, and I got about a hundred kids that need re-homing. That sounds freaky. They're cats, it's fine, they're all strays and they just need homes.

Aug. 4th, 2013


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Hello, Valarnet. My name is Jen Walters, and I'm a legal assistant at Dresden Law and Private Investigations. I recently moved to Orange County in pursuit of a lead job opportunity that I just couldn't pass up. Getting out of Minnesota before the snow flies was just the icing on the cake.