Buon giorno, Valarnet. I am newly arrived to the network, though I have been in this Orange County for almost one year.
My name is Ezio Auditore da Firenze, though you may drop the last bit. I am a clinical psychologist who works with researchers at UCLA, though I also see patients three days per week. My job, it is fascinating, and I come to America from Italy because, well, you have more people here, so more people will need my services. No?
I look forward to meeting all of you.