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Apr. 6th, 2013


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Note to self: ignoring the internet for extended periods of time leads to withdrawals.

Apr. 4th, 2013


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God has visited me in my dreams again.

I haven't disclosed this to any of you in a public forum, even if I've expressed it privately. But God has shown me a world that I can barely describe. A world that is both an alternate, a future, a past and a present. And when I saw this world, I realized that it wasn't a dream at all: it was a window into a past memory. It was a thing of beauty...and of horror. Horror because of the creatures that spawned within cities, the destruction that tore across continents....a thing I could not have ever imagined.

I am at God's side now. I have the love of the Lord in my heart. And I am his tool upon Earth. I am his herald. His harbinger. And my role here will no longer be passive! In brain scans I see this world hidden within us, and I will bring it upon us through blood, love and rebirth! For only through destruction can we be reborn into the perfect forms that will last unto Eternity! There is no other answer! No higher calling! I urge each and every one of you to look to your sins and seek rebirth!

There will be those that say I am insane. They are easy prey for the false shepard that promises salvation, when the truth is that salvation is possible only within destruction. You cannot possibly comprehend the wonders and horrors I have seen.

You do not let comprehend your place in things.

I am the harbinger of your perfection. From now on, I am assuming control.


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Oh boy. I get to join the "things showing up from my dreams" club.

Is there anyone who can identify if bones are human or not?

Mar. 29th, 2013


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Hey Thea. Guess what. So over you..

In other news, how are you guys? I feel great. Like a weight is off my shoulders.

Mar. 26th, 2013


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So, bachelor parties. Or specifically, mine.

Before you ask, no, there won't be strippers (unless Thor gets drunk and loses his pants, which I put the odds at 50/50) but I fully intend for it to be an awesome night. Renting out Disneyland for the night, starting at Midnight and going until dawn.

Men, women, whatever. Gender friendly and I am going to personally buy you all mouse ears, all right?

And you will wear them.

This Friday. Be there.

Mar. 25th, 2013

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I think we should start betting on what stupid crap happens next, right?

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So glad everything's calmed down. Even if I feel a little uneasy with

...I've just jinxed us, haven't I?

Mar. 10th, 2013


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If someone asks me if I'm Lindsay Lohan one more time, I'm going to light them on fire.

Mar. 1st, 2013


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Feb. 22nd, 2013


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First, the universe goes crazy.

Then I accidentally break my boyfriend. Life here is terrible sometimes.

Feb. 11th, 2013


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I need motherfucking pricks to stop tagging pictures of cats as 'kittens'.

Fucking people know the difference between a cat and a kitten come on people this isn't a fucking game

I like animals I need to know what I'm clicking on

Feb. 10th, 2013


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YOU PEOPLE ALL NEED CHEESE!

I BOUGHT TOO MUCH CHEESE!

I understand my sister might think it is not possible, BUT IT IS!

TOO MUCH CHEESE IN MY APARTMENT.

Never accidentally order 500lbs of Gouda.

WHO NEEDS CHEESE.

Feb. 7th, 2013


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So, we found Michiru. Or rather a few "superheroes" and the Police did. She's not doing perfectly, but doing better now that she is in the hospital. Send all get well gifts to [address and hospital room number]. There are guards on her room and only select few are allowed to visit her as of yet.


I would also like to apologise to any I offended yesterday. I was impatient and wrong to call my frustration on them into a public venue. They protect the city and deserve better. I am deeply sorry.

Feb. 6th, 2013


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Things I should be doing: studying 18th century music literature and practicing my pieces.

Things I am doing: learning a varying degree of Quilter to play for vocal students and watching re-runs of RuPaul's Drag Race.

Does anyone out there believe in going out on Wednesday nights? If you say yes, first round is on me. I promise. Let's go do something fun.

Feb. 4th, 2013

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AHEM.

I am bored. Right this second.
Someone needs to remedy this.
First brilliant suggestion gets the really awesome reward of my super fun company for the day.

Feb. 3rd, 2013


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I would like to apologize on behalf of my hometown for this merde maudit at the Super Bowl. Son of a bitch, even Detroit didn't have the damn lights go out when they host the thing.

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SUPERBOWL. TODAY. Excited! For obvious reasons.

So what's better? My own place, or the bar? What's everyone else doing?

Feb. 2nd, 2013

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Oh man, today was awesome! I thought nobody would show up, but it was really steady all day! I haven't been so tired and excited at the same time since, well, ever. It's a weird combination.

I sold almost all my hats. I'm so happy about that, you guys have no idea. Thank you, weird California weather, for making people buy sunhats in February. A lot of the pots are gone too, and I will have some very happy people coming to restock the place tomorrow. I think it's actually going to be okay, and I won't be a total failure and have to go back to school for my PhD just to not pay my loans off.

Jan. 28th, 2013


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Alright, which one of you braniacs wants to give me a hand with this damn iPad thing? How the fuck do I tell it to shut the hell up?

Nevermind, figured it out.

Need a new one now though.

Jan. 26th, 2013


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It's kind of sad that a humour site provides more accurate information than some books we have in this library.

A note to any aspiring writers: research is a good thing. Honestly.

Jan. 13th, 2013


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I am Harbinger.

Those of you who know me probably know about my club, Child of Leviathan. I know the title is something of a mouthful, but it sticks. I'd just like to remind everyone, in light of this sudden spread of disease, that Leviathan is giving free medical care to any who ask for it. You don't have to sit through sermons or give any donations; our beliefs are based on equality and everyone helping each other.

Yes, we are a religious organisation, but without the usual trappings. We have a very loose doctrine, and you will find no homophobia, no gender prejudice....everyone is free to come along if they wish. Thank you for reading this, and God bless.

Jan. 6th, 2013


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Joeyrays is closed until this plague is taken care of.

Dec. 29th, 2012


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Can someone please tell my mother to stop calling me?

Dec. 27th, 2012


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In order to not be one of those sad middle-aged ladies who call their dog their baby and don't have a social life at all, I've turned to the Internet.

So, I'm Neena Thurman. I run the Den Sports Bar, I'm older than thirty, I have a dog, but he's not a baby, he's a dog. I'm not really great at talking about myself, but I do like to talk to people. This is really weird, so I will attempt to make this as Internet friendly as possible.

Picture behind the cut )

Dec. 16th, 2012

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Merry Christmas! )

Dec. 3rd, 2012


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Happy Birthday, Wrex!

Nov. 29th, 2012

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Question, internet citizens: what is the best type of pie?

Nov. 20th, 2012

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Thanksgiving is soon.
My sweatpants are clean and ready.
Bring on the stuffing.

Nov. 12th, 2012


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Aliens over death valley? Okay. This is one alien conspiracy I can get behind.

Research mode activate.

Nov. 4th, 2012

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It seems as if there's no 'natural' way to make an introduction, so I'll follow the lead of the young lady who posted yesterday. (Thank you, Alice, for being a trailblazer.)

I'm Tom, and while I'm not new to town, I am new to Valarnet. In the customary first offering, I give you a cat gif. Take it and bless my stay, oh Internet Gods.

Nov. 3rd, 2012


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Crap

Is anyone missing a really expensive-looking diamond necklace?

Nov. 1st, 2012


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I am posting this from the HOSPITAL because I was rushed there earlier tonight because someone felt the need to SHOOT ME IN THE ASS. So I'm laying here in the ER waiting for someone to do an MRI and make sure they can get the entire thing out. ...29 inches of love from Barton. You know, if I knew you CARED that much...

...Should've gotten that insured.

Oct. 23rd, 2012


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HEY VALARNET!

Anybody want to start a gaming group with me? D&D is preferable, and I'll do 3.0 or below (CURSE YOU 3.5 YOU SUCK). I guueeeess I could be persuaded to play WoD, but I'd rather not because it's silly. BYOD!

Let me know here! I'm so excited, I still have my DMG and all of my sourcebooks and eee!

Oct. 22nd, 2012


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I know that there are quite a few people out there that are phone-savvy and enjoy playing games on them.

I have to express my deepest sadness that I have run out of Angry Birds to play. I have played all of the Angry Birds, now, even the ones in space, though I still am wondering how those pigs managed to get those eggs into space to begin with.

They do not seem very bright, you see. I am certain they would have broken all of the eggs on the way, and then the birds would have been quite saddened by this.

I am wondering if any of you could recommend a game for me to try next, that is as enjoyable as Angry Birds has been?

Oct. 20th, 2012


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I can't speak to Mai's situation before Kasumi took her in out of the kindness of her heart, but here's what I can say.

1: They aren't lesbian lovers. I know this because Kasumi and I are involved.
2: Yes, we are. And yes, I'm certain she's not sleeping with Mai behind my back.
3: The couch is made up like a bed, where the other girl sleeps.


4: None of this was any of anyone's goddamn business, but I don't mind telling the entire world about us anyway. I'd rather you heard it from me than some fucking tabloid.
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Okay. Got the cards ready for tomorrow's edition.

Rita Skeeter Bingo is a go.

Oct. 14th, 2012

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Okay, I got inspired by Colombo's idea down there.

Rita Skeeter Bingo. I'm working on the cards right now.

Oct. 11th, 2012


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Hm. My dreams have a tendency to be pretty violent and heartbreaking.

Seems like I should be more disturbed.

Oct. 10th, 2012


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Filtered to Tali's friends


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Garrus is home safe. Thank you all for your help.

Oct. 9th, 2012


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RSVP here for the Stark Tower Halloween party


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Just leave a note, people!

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...I really didn't think I'd ever end up in a tabloid. It's almost funny.

Oct. 7th, 2012


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Awful confessions of the night: I can't stop listening to Tom Cruise as Stacee Jaxx on the Rock of Ages soundtrack. Cannot. Stop.

Tell me your awful confessions.

Oct. 6th, 2012


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These dreams get more and more fascinating. I just wish I could be involved more directly.

Viewing everything from the Normandy gets dull I suppose it's for the best, though. Hardly much of a fighter.

Oct. 2nd, 2012


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I don't know why I dreamt of underwater soccer and huge ocean monsters. I'm sure it's simply something I ate. Underwater sports where nobody has gills but everyone can breathe regardless just make no sense.

Sep. 23rd, 2012

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I was on call last night and didn't get a single work-related call. I did get texts about rodents, panties, and pictures of breasts. Come in this morning to find they had two emergencies that the interns had to handle on their own. We're lucky nobody died.

Sep. 17th, 2012


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It's truly incredible what nature can come up with. Maybe our species' obsession with sci-fi all draws back to seeing something like these, once upon a time.

Sep. 12th, 2012


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I know what you're thinking - "Navi, it's freakin' September, it's way too late to grow any veggies in my garden!". (Then again, it's probably way more likely you're not thinking that, and you probably want a sandwich or something. Either way!) But nay! Nay, I say, now is a great time to grow some yummy crunchy things! Lettuce and kale and swiss chard are all perfect to plant right now, and we've got all of them in stock at the nursery.

Great, now I want a sandwich. I'M SORRY IF I MADE YOU ALL HUNGRY.

Sep. 6th, 2012


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Does anyone have access to the guest list for this little shindig Tony's throwing?

Aug. 30th, 2012


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I swear, if one more thing like this happens, I'm going to lose all faith in humanity.

These pathetic excuses for books shouldn't be so popular. That they have fanfiction that's being turned into published novels is just disturbing.