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Oct. 21st, 2012

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Well hello, Orange County. My name is Dean Winchester. I'm an Aquarius, I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach and frisky women.

Oh, and being employed. Anyone looking for someone to work for them? I'm a damn good mechanic, I got lots of experience with firearms, and oh yeah– I'm goddamn adorable. ;)

Oct. 14th, 2012


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I GOT ANOTHER MENTION! Not sure how much Mum and Da will like this one, but... MAKES ME HAPPY! That and I actually slept in past sunrise this morning. Woop!

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That Skeeter's a fucking laugh riot.

OMG, people who are famous for random shit have sex!1111!!!!! News at 11. Or they don't, because Skeeter's not even a good troll. lol, seriously, she's been doing this HOW LONG and is surprised that someone decided that she was a bitch and decided to let her know that in person?

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Oct. 10th, 2012

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When did grown adults start dressing up for Halloween? I'm not judging, I genuinely feel like I missed a memo somewhere.

Oct. 9th, 2012


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RSVP here for the Stark Tower Halloween party


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Just leave a note, people!

Sep. 18th, 2012


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I woke up naked in a box...

What was I doing in a box?!

Sep. 16th, 2012


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Good afternoon, Valarnet! It's a beautiful day to go to the park and have a picnic, I think. Of course, I just think it's beautiful outside, so that makes it a good day for anything! What are you guys up to on Sunday? Are you being lazy like me or are you doin' stuff?
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Cobb. Is there a fellow by the name of Cobb on here?

Aug. 14th, 2012


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Serenity Crew


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Some of you may not know me. My name's Inara. I believe we have something in common, at least in our dreams. Is it too strange to ask for some kind of get together so I can meet everyone formally?

Aug. 13th, 2012


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Can you feel it? Life. Death. So much power. It burns.

Aug. 3rd, 2012


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Have you ever been sitting around your living room, or your kitchen, or home office, when the thought occurred to you: "I don't have nearly enough tactical knives in my house".

No?

Well, maybe it should have! Tactical knives are handy, and shiny, and quite nice for melee range personal defense, in case of home invasions. As long as you're not bringing a knife to a gun fight. ... But even then you'll still have a better chance than when you're unarmed!

And you're in luck, because Lucky Shot Guns is running a sale on all of its shiny stabby weaponry, from Today (Friday) until next Friday. That's an entire week to find all the reasons you might want a good knife, and then come purchase one.

Act now, before we run out of knives! (This isn't really a problem, to be fair).

Jul. 29th, 2012


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SCIENCE!

Jul. 24th, 2012


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There is a small army of furry balls in my office.

Should I even bother calling animal control?

Jul. 23rd, 2012


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Me and my new fuzzy friend are making dinner together! It's being very nice and patiently just sitting there, minding its own business on the kitchen counter. I think it likes how cool the surface is. It didn't like the kitchen table nearly as much.

Simon will probably say we can't keep it, but it's not my fault! I didn't even bring it home, I swear.

Jul. 19th, 2012

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You know, every time a fella says something like 'now I've seen it all,' life comes along to make him look like the damn fool he is. Word to the wise? Don't jinx yourselves. Just don't. You'll be thanking your stars when some other idiot has to corral an ostrich on the freeway at three in the morning.

Jul. 17th, 2012


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Thomas Wolfe was right.,,


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Guess who sealed a deal with Cartier today at a meeting of representatives? That's fucking right. I did!

London is particularly interesting this visit, what with the presence of Olympians and media and everything else. I've strolled through the village a little, and people are...well, some of the USA archers recognized me. They're all so damn much younger than me now, you know. It's weird, really, seeing all these people, knowing how far I've strayed from the ideals I used to have, the things I used to do and be and...Hell.

It's like...what's the title of that book? You Can't Go Home Again? I'm sorta feeling it now.
But you know, maybe that's actually a good thing. The days of being archery's biggest whore are over. There's a couple more things going on but...not going to out the lady in question yet. Let's just say we're trying out the whole relationship thing. Yeah. Me. I know, I know. Me. Maybe settling down.

Thing is, it makes me happy. All of this makes me happy but from a totally different PERSPECTIVE, I guess? Happy but...I regret the years I fucked around if that makes any sense. I'm glad it's getting better, but remembering is...uncomfortable too. I think I need it to be, sort of, but...doesn't mean I like it either.

...I guess I've still got time to sort that out. Tomorrow Night though? That's reserved for relaxing and celebrating with my lady, her for getting here, and me for the deal I just made. I've already got the tickets and should be all good to go!

Tonight? Finding a decent chip butty. Any recommendations?

Jul. 13th, 2012

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Where can a man go to get a decent beer in this town? And not that fruity microbrew shit. Good beer.

You know. Beer beer.

Jul. 7th, 2012


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The things people think they can get away with in a Library just because the stacks are mostly deserted and everyone keeps quiet...

I saw you two! For shame! That's so not right. Those books are going to be scarred for life. Think of all the therapy costs.

I suggest the media viewing room for that kind of thing. It has a lock on the door, and film reels are far less sensitive to what gets rubbed up against them.

Jul. 6th, 2012

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I'm posting it at the range and I'm only gonna say it once.

Next asshole who tries to get a free game out after bitching about losing is getting tied to a goddamn pole and being used for the pipsqueak target practice.