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Aug. 21st, 2015


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I'm just letting you all know - when you start swinging at some douchecanoe in a bar and you end up in jail, the place is packed and it's a long wait for jail.

Word to the wise - pack an overnight bag before going out, just in case. Some of the regulars like to borrow toothbrushes.

Jul. 19th, 2015


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I can't place why, but this bothers me more than it should.

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I'm sure you lot have noticed the clear and sunny skies this morning. Hopefully all the missing things have been returned.

I don't post a lot on here, but Lina is was my girlfriend. She stopped the chaos and the storm from continuing but she didn't make it through.

I'll be putting together a memorial service for her, for next weekend. It'll be at [name of Indian restaurant] she would have wanted loads of food-- It's where we had our first date--. I'm renting it out for the whole day. If you knew her or were friends with her feel free to drop by. In lieu of flowers and things, she wanted any monetary contributions to go to the OC's magic guild.

Private to Booker DeWitt )

Private to Edward Elric )

Jul. 15th, 2015


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...the large oak tree inside my house is gone.

Jun. 24th, 2015


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Fourth of July is coming up. Which for me always mean's the ER is full of people doing incredibly stupid things.

Holidays always seem to cause a persons IQ to drop a few points. Especially a holiday that includes alcohol and fire

Jun. 18th, 2015


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Bloody hell, I was totally right about my Dreams being like a spy movie.

Apparently Harry works for a spy organization called The Kingsman and he has decided that I should be his candidate for the position they have open. I agreed to it, mainly to get away from my step-father, but mostly because he's certainly peaked my interest. Needless to say, this is going to be incredibly interesting because the man that greets us tells us "Welcome to the most dangerous job interview" and then informs us we should write down our next of kin information down and attach it to the body bags provided.

Doesn't help there's a lot of posh jerks hanging around waiting to see someone like me completely fail. I'm damn determined not to. At least I surived the first test, which was the entire sleeping quarters filling up with water and I smashed through a two-way mirror, but unfortunately one the candidates died. They were certainly not joking.

Jun. 17th, 2015


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My dreams seem to have come to a close once more, but I must say I'm not nearly so satisfied with this conclusion as I was with the last. There is a sense of things left unsaid. Less of an ending, and more of an abrupt stop.

Jun. 12th, 2015


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If anyone is ever in need of torture ideas, I've recently come to discover - thanks in part to my dreams - that getting a knotted rope swung at your balls is vastly unpleasant.

At least I've got this fantastic Omega watch to compensate for the dull ache that lingers.

May. 21st, 2015


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I'm almost sad to have planned this vacation to Vienna. It isn't often I get to relish a moment of taking a page from my dreams and laying into some things who need it. I almost wish I could stay. But I am looking forward to a little bit of time outside the country. When I get back it's busting butt for the next match again.

May. 6th, 2015


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Has anyone dreamt one of these weird Dreams and then woken up with all the knowledge that you just dreamt of?

I just dreamt of myself joining the Royal Marines and now I feel like I have all that knowledge of my training. Like I could take apart any kind of weapon you hand me and put it back together in under a minute. This is really quite freaky.

May. 5th, 2015


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Who's coming out with me tonight for Cinco De Mayo?

Apr. 23rd, 2015


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These dreams seem to have something of a sense humour. One day, I'm waking up to find they've given me a rather nice car. The next, I've got a tracking chip embedded in my arm. To what end, I've no idea. Unless by some eerie twist, someone out there can now follow my every movement without my knowledge.

Apr. 19th, 2015


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Anyone want to punch their Dream-selves in the face and stop them from following their terrible ideas?

I know that terrible things happened, but the idea of dropping out of school and running away to Russia to fulfill a promise is incredibly bad. This girl is not even fully trained to be running around on her own, even if she is a badass, but she's totally gonna get herself killed. I totally get why she's doing it, but ugh. She needs a good shake or something and I'm not really going to enjoy how this plays out.

Apr. 9th, 2015


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Well...today is my birthday and I've had to dodge calls from my parents since I am still of the male persuasion. I texted them to tell them that I was too busy to talk, but I'd get back to them as soon as I could.

Can this thing just be over? Not that my current body is horrible or anything, but I am so ready to be back in my body. And I think I may have to take a long vacation after all this over because I've been working from home while this is going on. At least I can look forward to that and maybe I'll convince Sharon to call my family back for me and pretend to be British.

Mar. 16th, 2015


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It's always so nice to be sent somewhere with a beach. Sometimes business takes you to such shit-holes, but this just about makes up for it. I do believe you Americans have your Spring Break soon, yes? That's marvelous timing on my part.

I try to keep up with the goings-on in the world and was promptly informed that this was the place to go for all things Orange County related. I do hope I won't be disappointed.

Jul. 17th, 2013

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It occurs to me that I have been here for months now and still know so few of you lovely people.

If we have not been properly introduced, I am James, and it is a pleasure, I assure you.

Jul. 10th, 2013


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Really glad I learned how to shoot firearms from my dreams. It came in handy these past few days.

Now if that could never happen again, I'd be happy. But at now I guess I have a new hobby; going to the firing range will be so relaxing.

Jul. 9th, 2013


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Goddamn it. It's never right.

Jul. 8th, 2013


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[open message to everyone in Las Vegas]


[info]lostinexile
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I'm incoming with a really big rock, you may want to clear a big circle around that Reaper.

Jul. 6th, 2013


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Well that pretty much sucked. Vegas trip was cut short because of the fucking huge buggy spaceship that decided to land on The Strip today. I'm just glad I drove us out here, otherwise we'd be SOL. I just have one question, what the fuck is going on? Honestly, this is like nothing I've ever seen before. Am I glad I didn't wake up with a hangover this morning. Running for your life while hungover is not something I wanted to experience.

Jul. 5th, 2013


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Alright, I'm all set for this to be done with. It was fun for a couple days, but I miss my bed and the line for the shower is insanely long. There are a couple downsides to sitting around to wait something like this out. Mainly that you're sitting around and waiting.

At least I thought to bring a pack of cards. Mr. Frost's security team is damn good at poker.

Jul. 3rd, 2013

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I saw a car on fire, a block from here. Fucking flames practically tried to grab me

So are we just going to live with blue zombies from now on? Is that the new reality? Should we have compulsory machetes for every citizen, machine guns for postmen?

Jun. 29th, 2013


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MY BUCKET LIST... by Zelda Hyrule


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Here's my bucket list. It's in progress! I hope you'll all comment and tell me what things you want to do before you die! And what things on my list you've already done! ;)

Not filtered, just cut to save space! )

Jun. 27th, 2013


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The events of the last few days have been artistically inspiring in a way. First the meteor shower with its various colors, and now these creatures. The contrast between the darkness and those glowing lights on them.

I think I might explore the inclusion of LED lights on my next set of jewelry, or do some work with darker metal and brighter contrasting gems.

Jun. 25th, 2013

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Where is it Americans go on holiday but not bother with leaving the country?

Customs in this country can be dreadful.

Jun. 18th, 2013


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fuck relationships

What's the best way to heal a broken heart? Because I don't think ice cream is going to cut it, all things considered.

May. 2nd, 2013

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Anyone who wears sneakers with a suit deserves to get soaked in the rain. Just saying.

Apr. 25th, 2013

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I'm curious: have any of the Britons or Scotsmen on this network ever visited Lindisfarne? Or, for that matter, I suppose, anyone else? While I grew up only perhaps an hour from the Holy Island, I never visited. Can anyone tell me what it was like?

I dreamt I came to God there, and became a monk working on the Gospels. It was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

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[Meant to be Filtered to James & Lily Potter. Open to All]


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Oddly enough, I didn't even have to check if tonight was the full moon. Somehow I simply knew. I can't explain how I knew, I just did. It had nothing at all to do with the fact that it tends to happen around the same time of the month, because I had completely lost track of the date.

First my sense of smell begins going haywire and then I simply know exactly when the full moon is going to be. I fear that this does not bode well.

Apr. 24th, 2013


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Inventing the banana daiquiri a couple of centuries early and meeting the Madame de Pompadour all in the same dream? All in a day's work, really.

Even if it was a bit of a downer, I think that was a lovely dream to have had.

Apr. 23rd, 2013


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Red Widow boot camp is hard. They're really kicking our asses this time. My trainer has me on this diet of high protein so I'll build some muscles. I guess I was too skinny looking to really sell the super hero angle they're going for. Whatever, I don't care! It's been fun and I'm starting to look good. Now I just need to get my publicist to get me a photoshoot to promote the series so I can get all dolled up and show off my new figure.

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Who knew finding a job after being on house arrest would be so hard? I've got to disclose all of that information and employers would rather hire someone who doesn't have a criminal record, go figure. I think it's back to the club with me. Are any of my regulars still on this thing?

Apr. 20th, 2013


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Back to the pharmacy on Monday. They were nice enough to give me an extra couple of weeks for my maternity leave since Charlie was born early, but now it's time to go start bringing home the bacon. I'm going to miss spending my days with that little ginger, but a girl's gotta work.

Apr. 16th, 2013

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I'm not used to staying in one place quite so long. Previous job involved a great deal more travel.

Suppose it's time to find a flat rather than a hotel.

Apr. 10th, 2013


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It's my birthday Valarnet! And I'm having a party! Stop by Always mention the net and you're in! First drinks on me!

See you all there party people!

Mar. 28th, 2013


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I have been so insanely busy lately I haven't had a single moment to myself. After the funeral I had to deal with the acquisition of the Ministries all while settling into my new life with Regulus. Luckily he has been a doll and helping me out with the move into his place and everything, but it's still been a lot. We haven't even had time to go on a honeymoon yet, but I'm hoping for a summer in the Bahamas. Hint, hint.

We are thinking about doing a small ceremony for friends and family in the coming weeks since no one got to witness our marriage as it was very last minute. It would be the Ministry's first wedding under the new management.

[Bella]
I haven't seen you in a while. Just please tell me you're alive out there somewhere.

Mar. 27th, 2013


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Does anyone want to go out dancing tonight? I figure I'll do that instead of living under my bed like I want to.

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More dreams from before Hogwarts last night. Dreams about growing up at Spinner's End, getting my Hogwarts Letter. The bastard who fathered me. Getting to know Lily. They were mostly terrible dreams, but tinged with a bitter sweetness to them.

I have to say, this world is much preferable to the one in my dreams.

Mar. 26th, 2013


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So, bachelor parties. Or specifically, mine.

Before you ask, no, there won't be strippers (unless Thor gets drunk and loses his pants, which I put the odds at 50/50) but I fully intend for it to be an awesome night. Renting out Disneyland for the night, starting at Midnight and going until dawn.

Men, women, whatever. Gender friendly and I am going to personally buy you all mouse ears, all right?

And you will wear them.

This Friday. Be there.

Mar. 25th, 2013

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Well. That was a bracing weekend.

Mar. 16th, 2013


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There are few things more terrifying than seeing your superior burst into song. Bowie, no less. It's been a few days and I'm still not over the trauma. I may never be able to leave my corner of the office again.

Feb. 28th, 2013


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Today is my last day living in this apartment. Moving into a bigger place I just closed escrow on a couple weeks ago. I haven't had time to pack everything and get moved until today, but it's actually happening. It's got a huge back yard so I've been thinking about getting a dog or something. I'm torn though. I have really crazy hours sometimes and I'd hate for him (yes, it will be a boy dog if I have anything to say about it) to be stuck in some doggy daycare all the time. What do you guys thinks?

Feb. 22nd, 2013


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Not certain I'll ever really get used to the idea of 60F winters.

But I have to admit, it makes for a nice change from negative temperatures and rain. America the beautiful, indeed.

Feb. 19th, 2013


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Having those dreams everyone keeps talking about. Funny how they're so similar to my waking life. Is that the case for everyone here?

Feb. 17th, 2013


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Since I haven't publicly fucked things up on the network since Thanksgiving, and I'm totally addicted to negative attention and have to get my fill or something...

Barton, I've got like half a bottle's worth of ativan in a baggie that I swiped from your place months ago. Think you want it back?

Feb. 14th, 2013


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There's a jackass singing to his girlfriend. He's standing outside, and her place is right next door.

I am trying to enjoy a beer on the balcony.

One moment...


....There, handled.

Feb. 9th, 2013


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Is it at all possible to get a real cup of tea anywhere? I swear, I've been here two years and I've yet to find a place in all of California that can do a decent cup of real, English tea. All of them steep it too long, or not long enough, and it never tastes the same as the stuff we get across the pond.

I may start having it imported, at this rate.

Feb. 8th, 2013

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Has anyone looked into the fact that Orange County as a whole tends to be a big, huge magnet for fucked up shit? Once is a happening. Twice is a coincidence. Three times is data.

Feb. 7th, 2013


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To everyone who's seen ghosts:

If you see her again, the little girl, try being nice to her. She's scared and lost.

Feb. 6th, 2013

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Weird dreams. Weird, unpleasant fucking dreams.

Sammy )
Cas )