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Sep. 17th, 2020


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I'm adding Eren as a passenger to the list of conditions that I will not drive under ever again. On the way back from our honeymoon today I was driving to give him a break behind the wheel and we got cut off by somebody who came really close to hitting our front end. My grown adult, college graduate husband rolled his window down, leaned his head out and shouted at the other driver that they should go 'choke on a bag of dicks'. The future of journalism ladies and gentlemen.

Sep. 10th, 2020


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Chloe would have liked my dream I just had. I swore SHE was Ladybug. Which is really, really stupid of me unless somehow she magically changes her hair black every time. I swear. Anyway, I tried to snoop a bit and took a picture of her locker and she got me in trouble and I got in trouble for it. Suspended for a week! Needless to say...I'm now added to the list of akumatized victims of Paris.

Lady Wifi! Not a bad name. Exposer of the truth. It was pretty cool that I had powers. Kind of really sucked I used them on my friends. At least I'm not always a villain. I could teleport through wifi devices, lock doors, record, freeze people and things. Luckily Cat Noir and Ladybug saved the day.

[Adrien]
With my new replacement phone I took a few pictures of you in the dreams I mean.

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[Pretend its a picture. Too big. Tried making it smaller. It got distorted]

It's pretty fun getting to dress up as princesses for little kids birthdays. I had my first party where I got to be Alice.

Given the kind of dreams I have and I know Alice's daughter, Ally, I find it extremely funny. This one little girl said she hate's princesses and she's only at the party because it's for he best friend. She likes superhero's better. I told her pirates are where it's at.

Aug. 31st, 2020


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Last I checked, the grocery store parking lot was one way. I didn't steal your spot, you tried to steal mine but I got to it first. But please, continue ranting Karen. I only came for sandwich stuff and by the time you've finished your tantrum I would have already been out and out of that spot.

Aug. 30th, 2020


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Tinder still amuses me. Some people are total trash and some are so fake. I think I've been pretty good about sorting out the fake from the real deal. I admit, sometimes messing with the fake ones is fun. I'm not giving them anything, but I want to see what they say.

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Just finished the sketches for the first group of Mythomagic figures and cards based off what I got from my dreams. There’s going to be of course the gods and goddesses and monsters - I really like the designs I came up with for Hades and Cerberus - but I’m also going to do some based off the other demigods in my dreams. Starting with the Hunters probably since they were the first ones I met. Well after Percy and Annabeth anyway.

Aug. 29th, 2020


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Of all the reasons I thought I’d have to rearrange my apartment - needing more room just for ballgowns and fancy dresses was nowhere on that list. And that’s not including the jewelry and shoes that showed up. Most of it isn’t too bad but did that red...monstrosity my mother insisted I wear to the King’s ball in my Dreams have to show up?

Aug. 26th, 2020


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Things dream me learned that one might consider common sense except she's a bit of a naive dunce at people, include never meet your hero and that creepy fascist is in fact creepy.

Except he's the son of someone she respects and she hopes he can be turned back to the light.

Not exactly sure how that'll work, but as I said dream me is really bad at peopling. Even worse than I am awake and that's saying something!

Jul. 30th, 2020


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I never thought I'd be in this position with my business but here we are - anybody want to dress up as a princess for children's birthday parties? I've got Ariel and Merida covered but I've been getting a lot of questions about others over the last few weeks. On top of more bookings than I can handle on my own once the new semester starts. If you're interested let me know and we can set up a time to chat and see if it'd be a good fit.

Jul. 29th, 2020


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Is anyone else suffering from their dreams, making them dissociated?

Just me? Great.

Jul. 16th, 2020


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These dreams suck. I'm going to go dig out ice cream and make a sundae and watching something stupid and ridiculous.

Movie or show suggestions? Must be funny and must definitely not be horror or gore.

Jul. 12th, 2020


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Erin and I went to Las Vegas this weekend and I am returning a married man! We decided to skip the big wedding and reception and elope.

My father-in-law even surprised us and brought Erin's old team to the wedding. It was nice to catch up with them and have a little bit of Chicago closer to home.

Jun. 22nd, 2020


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Jo surprised me with a tackle box and all the fixings to go fishing yesterday, and we spent Father's Day out fishing on the Oceanside Pier in San Diego. No place to park without paying, but she'd heard good things about fishing there. Made a real Father's Day of it by eating at the restaurant at the end of the pier and catching a movie at the theater in the area before coming back up here.

[Nova & James]

I got to use the rod. It's amazing. I know you both wanted to see it so since I've gotten to use it already, I'm open when you two are to see it.

[Kirk]

You ever get the urge to go fishing, I know just the place.

Jun. 21st, 2020


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Never been so glad that I held onto my old run down van. It’s made it a lot easier getting the stuff for Lace and Rock’s yard renovation easier. She makes it a little difficult to get orders just delivered out to the house so I’m pulling transport on my off days. She’s still loving exploring the yard and now that more of it is cleared she’s got more room to scare the shit out of squirrels. She’s not doing anything to them or even threatening them just walking towards them because she’s curious about what these things in our yard are.

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Most kids serve their parents breakfast in bed or somethin' for Father's Day. Give em a cool gift or leave 'em be for the day to drink some cold ones and have some peace of mind.

My boy thought it'd be funny as hell to trick me into goin' to the mall an' do shit I'm pretty sure teenagers in the 90s did.

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Is it weird to have your own theme song stuck in your head?

I just keep humming it!

Jun. 20th, 2020


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I don't know if I've joined the ranks of the dreamers ot what, but last night I dreamed about a different place. I lived in Oz.

I lived in a little shack, and across the way there was a house built into the mountain, and that's where my best friend lived, only he wasn't allowed outside. Whenever Mombi would go into town, Tip would throw rocks at my window and I'd come over and try to find a way to get him out of the house.

It felt very real. It still feels very real. I don't know what to make of it.

May. 29th, 2020


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It's the end of the month PET ADOPTION DRIVE! Come down, find your new best friend! It is not the place to find a date. You would be surprised how many people do that. Like Hello, Tinder is there for that stuff.

May. 28th, 2020


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I think I had my first Dream because I'm now in possession of a fishing rod that's more mechanized than I've ever seen one be. And the moments that I Dreamed of seemed to take place in the future?

[Kara]

At least my first dream was a good one. I'm thankful for that.

[Kirk]

So. How many have you had?

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One of my patients was going on about games today.

I have no idea what any of them in.


I invested in the Switch? I think that's what it's called.


I'm open for suggestions of games.


[Peter]

Help me set it up?

May. 25th, 2020


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Bartending on a holiday is always a riot.

Sometimes literally.

I'm pretty sure I got invaded by the Karen Brigade today.

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One of my students got offered a paying job playing piano for a party. I’m torn between being happy for him and jealous because I introduced him to the family that hired him.

Apr. 30th, 2020


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So, there's nothing like dreaming about living in the 80's (this fashion) and an extremely attractive man shows up to be an assistant to your father and suddenly you're questioning your sexuality. Doesn't help that you're also flirting with some of the girls in the town. I really just want to shake the dream version of myself because he's a total idiot about all this, but I have to admit it's hilarious to watch some of the interactions knowing who I am now. Nothing like having your crush touch you and then you run away in terror.

Apr. 29th, 2020


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What's the weirdest routine you've ever gotten in with your pet, that you never realized would one day become your life before you got a pet? Mine is I have to give my cat her own art tools to play with when I'm drawing, painting, or using my tablet so she won't try to grab the ones in my hand.

Apr. 28th, 2020


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I saw a youtube video on how to make your own fake amiibo cards for Animal Crossing (as well as anything else that uses amiibo cards) and I'm not sure how I feel about it. On one hand, I would love to be able to bring my villagers I was so attached to in New Leaf here (calling Shep). And on the other hand that just... really feels way too much like cheating to me and I'm not sure I could bring myself to do it.

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I've been typing most of the night since the girls went to bed, and I decided I really needed a snack break. I go to make a sandwich and something to drink. And I came back to my cat curled up asleep on my laptop keys. And of course he added his own words to the story, but given he's a horrible speller, he'll have to forgive me for not including them.

This is exactly why I'm paranoid and back up my work every time I step away from the computer.

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Under normal circumstances it would take about an hour and a half for this message to post.

But thanks to the subspace transceiver I left in orbit around Earth, it's instantaneous.

Here's the view outside my window.

Image )

Apr. 2nd, 2020


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Super disappointed to find out that yesterday wasn't just a one-day hallucination. o_o

How long do these things usually last for here?

Mar. 28th, 2020


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I'd always heard about how people charge more when they hear the word "wedding", but I always thought that they were exaggerating the whole thing. I mean, I worked at my Mom's bakery through high school, and I work at one here. But I always felt that it was a fair price for what it was. And... honestly, Mom's going to make our cake, so we don't even have to worry about that part at all.

But we'd decided that our dog was going to be our ring bearer, and we'd been looking for a little dress for her to wear down the aisle, maybe that we could attach the rings to. And the quotes for it are more than our tuxedo rentals are going to be. Now, I know it's not for material because it's not like Zelda's a great dane. She's a pug. A tiny lapdog. One of our rabbits is bigger than she is.

And if I search for dresses at regular pet stores? They're not much more than her little hoodies and doggy sweaters are. And honestly, they don't look all that much different to me.

But somehow it just feels weirder to be someone buying his dog a random dress than a dress for a wedding. Like, who honestly puts their dog in formal wear just because?

Mar. 27th, 2020


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How do you guys know what's a DREAM-dream and what feels like... more than that?

'Cause like, one time I dreamed I had a GIANT keyblade and was fighting heartless on campus at school. And another time I had to eat a bowl of ramen the size of my bed before THE WORLD ENDED. And another time I was going to super hero school and could electrocute people and it was super scary 'cause I didn't want to hurt anyone. AND ANOTHER TIME I was on stage in the drama club in middle school and didn't know any lines so I just made stuff up until the curtain dropped, and nobody even noticed!

They all felt kinda normal-weird, ya know?

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I’ll admit it - I was a passive aggressive little shit to my coworker today. I’ve been working with her for over a year, almost daily, and she refuses to call me by the right name no matter how many times she gets corrected. And today I just...reached my limit. I’ve corrected her. Our coworkers have corrected her. Our manager has made a point to point out my nametag to her when correcting her. So today...I just didn’t answer her when she started calling for Aaron. I didn’t acknowledge it. I just kept right on with my stocking even after she started shouting it. She finally stopped and angrily asked one of the other guys why I wasn’t answering her and she seemed utterly floored when he responded “Because his name isn’t Aaron.”

I know it was petty but I’m tired of her not listening when she’s told my name. And I’m tired of humoring her and letting her call me whatever she wants. Being old doesn’t make it okay to be rude or just do whatever you want.

Mar. 26th, 2020


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I've got my summer almost planned out with jobs but there are a few weeks open for some modeling maybe. I like keeping my options open.

However, I'm not here for that. It's spring.

The local animal shelter is having an adoptathon! Come out this weekend and find a new best friend!

Mar. 20th, 2020


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Finally found something Lace can't hold her own against - whatever the hell these damn soldiers are. Anybody got a free hand to help me bandage up a raptor?

Feb. 18th, 2020


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The worst part of Eren's internship? The late nights he has with both that and the bakery leads to me not being able to sleep well sometimes. Which leads to me going on the pokemon center website to take a look at the new plushes because it never hurts to look right?

Until it leads me to discover the real reason why Team Rocket is always trying to capture Pikachu - they're trying to stop him from killing and skinning any more of his fellow Pokemon to wear them as capes.

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On March 28th, Crescent Yoga Studio is offering 25 person hiking class to commune with nature.

We will hike for thirty minutes, do yoga for thirty minutes, cool down, meditate, explore a bit for thirty minutes, and than hike back down.

It will start at 9 and end around 12.


For members (part of their package) and non-members ($15.00)

Feb. 17th, 2020


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By chance does anyone on the network, model?

I'm an designer and I have to do a small preview of my future line.


Figured I'd ask here before I go to an agency.

Jan. 27th, 2020


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When the state of the world is a mess that impacts your job and it just so happens to also be National Chocolate Cake Day, so all the stress baking comes out...

Cut for space, visible to all )


And this was after only two hours, and there are still plenty of more hours in the day to go along with the hits that just keep coming. Something tells me it will be gone before the end of the day at this rate.

Jan. 16th, 2020


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I am thinking of going on a cruise I need a vacation. So, tell me, where should I go, what should I do? How long should I stay?

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Okay, so it's definitely not the water. Cuz I've been drinking nothing but bottled just in case and I GOT DREAMS. What. Is. Happening.

I was some sorta soldier for something called the First Order, and I'm not 100% sure, more like 101% sure we are bad guys. No man left behind is definitely not their thing.

And that village on that desert planet...

Who names a planet Jakku??

Jan. 13th, 2020


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There's a cat outside in heat and it's a good thing I'm up late working.

But I'm trying to tell this cat that my cats are fixed, you aren't going to get what you're looking for here!

Jan. 7th, 2020


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Hello all, Faith here from Mikaelson Art Gallery.

Mr. Mikaelson has decided to donate a small space/corner of his gallery to local artist for they can promote or sale their work.

We are now accepting applications! Please make sure to submit a portfolio of your work if you apply!


If you have any questions, feel free to reach out to me.

Dec. 27th, 2019


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I will miss many things about Chicago but definitely not the winter. I feel like I'm missing something because I don't need my parka.

Nov. 12th, 2019


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Jesus, that was a rough shift.

Huge traffic accident with multiple victims and some of which had to be cut out of their cars so the hospital was sheer insanity.

I'm exhausted.

I should probably Uber home and not drive or I might end up causing an accident myself.

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Who would have thought gnomes would be so aggressive?

Also, I woke up this morning with a pain in my forehead, and when I peeled my hair back there was a birthmark. Not just any birthmark. Nooo. One in the shape of the... wait for it, the Big Dipper. Thank God I have enough hair to hide it or you know I could just wear the hat that also turned up.

Now Mabel calling me Dipper all makes sense.

Oct. 23rd, 2019


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Why did I ever swipe right on that last Tinder profile is beyond me. The guy was a complete ass. He was some model, but that must have been all airbrushing. I don't judge by looks alone, but when you say you are 30 and 6'2, and look 40 and 5'10 - NOPE. What the hell? Must have modeled shoes or something. So after a rather boring conversation about his pet snake, he kept asking if I would call him. No. Definite no.

Oct. 22nd, 2019


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I wish that my kid would inform me that we are playing a game of hide and go seek before she starts playing. This impromptu game has made us late for school.

I have to say that I am pretty impressed with her hiding skills though.

Oct. 10th, 2019


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This will be weekend #2 for Knott's Scary Farm. I love it! Every so often one of my fellow actors tries to scare me by ripping on a chainsaw or coming out of nowhere with a "scary" growl. I just tell them "Nice try" and blow them a kiss.

That being said, it really is a good time! You should come!

Sep. 29th, 2019


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I'll be checking out Knotts Scary Farm tonight to get ideas for the clubs scare actors. I love Halloween.

Sep. 28th, 2019


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With preHalloween almost done, we move into Halloween, and then post Halloween, which leads into Yuleoween, and then PreHalloween again.

I kinda wanna throw a party this year.

Sep. 13th, 2019


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How can one small cat eat so much? And how does it smell ten thousand times worse coming out than any of it smelled going in? I don’t think anything that came out of the twins ever smelled near as bad as what’s in Apollo’s box does. And they adored that revolting pea baby food. And the equally appalling Chicken with rice one.

[Regulus]
I don’t care if he is scared of the damned thing at first - I’m buying him one of those self cleaning litter boxes. He’ll get used to it.