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Jul. 31st, 2013


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I am beginning to believe I cannot escape the Stark last name no matter where I go.

Jul. 6th, 2013


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This is absurd. Even for California.

And I don't care if I do die, I am not using my 17th Century dueling pistols. Doubt they still work anyway and it would utterly destroy the investment.

The battleaxe however...

Jul. 1st, 2013

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I'm rather glad that school is out now. It's too dangerous out there.

I just don't want them out there right now.

Jun. 26th, 2013


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Why is it that everyone seems so genuinely surprised at whatever fresh hell this place dishes up? I've barely lived her a month and I'm already jaded.

Jun. 17th, 2013


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I've heard this is the place to introduce ourselves, so here goes. I'm Ariadne Cooper, new architect at Stark Industries. I just moved to California from Paris, so needless to say this is kind of culture shock.

It's nice to meet you all though! Er, so to speak.

Jun. 12th, 2013


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The strange dreams aren't contagious around here, are they? I've lived in Orange County for years without a single disturbing dream and now I've had quite a few. Maybe I should get myself checked out.

You'll have to excuse me if I don't respond right away. It seems the parking lot at work is full of bounce houses and I know a certain little girl who would love to spend some time in one of them.

Jun. 10th, 2013

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[blocked from Cersei's children]

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Few things I hate more than making nice with Robert, but father insists, and trying to deny Tywin Lannister's will is like trying to deny the rising of the sun

What sort of things do people do to occupy themselves out here? There are really only so many wine tastings one can attend. I find myself at a loss for things to do while I wait for my husband to pull the stick out of his ass.

Jaime, come entertain me.

May. 23rd, 2013


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May. 18th, 2013


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Hi Everybody! I'm Myrcella. My mum's already posted on here but I thought I'd say Hi too!

We're here on extended vacation so I've been enrolled at school - it's going to be strange only having a few weeks of it before the holidays but I'm sure I will cope :D

Anyway I'm looking forward to making new friends!

May. 17th, 2013


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[OOC: Jaime's mention of the Starks below is in reference to his boss Tony, but could be taken wrong from the ASOIAF Starks because lol]

Considering that Stark's presence on this network has been immense in the last year it only seemed prudent that I check it out as well. My name is Jaime Lannister, son of Tywin Lannister. I've just taken a job at Stark Industries as an accountant, but I hear I should watch my back? Strangeness seems to follow the man wherever he goes.
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It’s ostensibly marriage counseling, but really, it’s just an excuse for us to yell at each other with out the kids overhearing. Who knows, maybe the sheer hatred could respark the romance between us that once existed, for such a short while a long time ago.

It’s complete crap, of course. The only passion I feel for Robert is the passion necessary to wring his fat neck. Why any woman would voluntarily share his bed...

I did love him, once. It wasn’t entirely a marriage of convenience. It’s still convenient, at least until Tommen is old enough. Even then, it might be convenient to continue the charade, for awhile longer. It’s not like I lack for lovers. Especially my true love.


The above was deleted as soon as it was written

The counselor suggested I take the children on an extended vacation so I can keep an eye on Jaime so that Robert and I can have a chance to cool down after our latest fight. I suppose this is an intruduction.

I hear the wine country out here is marvelous.

May. 13th, 2013


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I didn't realize that Mother's Day was different here in America. Back in England, it's in March, and equally as pointless. It's full of half-hearted sentiment and ridiculous statements written on card in four seconds. The same is true of Father's Day. Pointless. Entirely pointless.

Well, perhaps not entirely pointless. Hallmark and the like certainly see the point; it's almost perfect in terms of marketing. Everyone knows it's a trick, but you must participate in the trick or your fellow victims will see you as selfish rather than in full possession of integrity. It's like shaking a man's hand so he can steal your watch.

.....even I sent a card to my daughter. She has children.

Stupid holiday.

Aug. 18th, 2012


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[Filtered from Tywin Lannister]
Giving me things to read for my birthday is like offering vegans a leg of ham for Christmas.

Aug. 16th, 2012


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Not that death threats via letter, e-mail and text are to be taken lightly but you know what's funny? That all it took to defuse the source was a bunch of flowers and a box of chocolate.

Now I get panties in the mail and nude pics on my phone.

I need to change my number.

Jul. 13th, 2012


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Question for iPhone users. Is there any way to change the name of that voice activation robot assistant... thing?

Jul. 11th, 2012

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This crowd is a lot more naval-gazey than I thought it would be. You're all doing a lot of soul searching for a social network.

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E-mails, text messages, thumb-up icons, commentary on blog entries, crippled, butchered and slaughtered writing attempts - all of it virtual, none of it tangible.

Modern man is present everywhere and leaves not a single trace behind.

Letter writing is a dying art. It's a pity and a shame.

Jul. 7th, 2012

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Does it mean anything when you have dreams about the guy you like only he has a sword to your throat and its okay because you knew at the moment he was yours?

Saturdays where meant for doing nothing in particular and Sunday is just the day before Monday.
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I'm thinking of heading to Reno for the National VFW conference. There's a memorial ride so my bike is a must. Anyone fancy accompanying an old man for the week? It's the 20th through the 26th. No strings, just the opportunity to escape this place for awhile.

Jul. 2nd, 2012

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Fourth of July. Not a holiday I care for but my hat goes off to all those that celebrate in earnest.

Please remember not to hold firecrackers in your hand and bottle rockets aren't meant to be aimed ay anything that isn't empty sky.
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From the Queen's Diamond Jubilee to America's celebration of independence - I'd say that's more than enough celebrating for one year though there's still Christmas.

Bah humbug.

Jul. 3rd, 2012


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[Lannisters]
We're going dragon-watching this Wednesday. You can bring your girlfriends/boyfriends/other assorted slovenly appendices if you must.

Jun. 30th, 2012


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So I'm a proud homeowner now. I might have gotten something a little too big, but I don't mind if certain guests staying over and I have room for a panic room.

And all those little blue babies

Once I'm settled I'd like to do a little house warming party. I'll send some invites out then. For now I have to make this place look like a home.

I have a dark suspicion a lot of our decor will be 'ancient sumarian' or something.

Jun. 29th, 2012


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INVITATION


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Location: Black Cat Lounge @ Newport Beach
Date: Sunday, 01 July 2012, 11 am
Occasion: Euro 2012 finale (Spain vs Italy)
Perks: Open bar and brunch

Bring yourself, your family and friends. The BCL has room for ~300 people. If you're not into football/soccer, feel free to take advantage of the strip of beach that belongs to the club.

Alla prossima!

--Lorenzo Conti

P.S. The alien can come, too.

Jun. 23rd, 2012

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Redecorating.

Color on the paint card looks different on the wall. Believe I may be colorblind.

Jun. 22nd, 2012


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You're Welcome


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You know that low whistle you make when you're at a loss for words? How would one type that? Wooo? Hooo?

I was up all night. There's lots of stuff out there, on the internet. You know? Stuff you don't even realize. Like this lovely little number I stumbled upon in a darkened corner of the valar network.


Guys. This might be the best thing I have ever seen. I don't know who's been working on it, or if it will ever go to print, but there is no reason to ever buy another calendar ever again.

[.zip file: men of valarnet calendar] )


(ooc: All in good fun! React away! You can treat the images here like photos that were professionally taken, personal photos that were swiped, photoshopped images... Anything you like! I would have made about 100 more, but there are only 12 months this year. So if you don't see a pup you would have liked to seen in this, I'm super sorry. We'll get them next time! Obviously, this wouldn't have worked as well if I hadn't kept it a secret. But you guys like surprises, right?)

Jun. 21st, 2012

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My boss needs to hire more hot guys. Can't a girl get a little sausage with her spreadsheets, or whatever I'm supposed to be doing here?

Jun. 20th, 2012


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When Martin Luther King Jr. said 'I have a dream', I don't think this is quite what he meant.

Jun. 10th, 2012


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So what's this Twitter thing I keep hearing about on the news?

Jun. 8th, 2012


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Okay, where was that guy who was pondering inflicting me on his friend?

Because I could really use some inflicting right now.

Jun. 7th, 2012


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So now that i have fully settled into life here, I thought I should talk about why exactly I am here. I grew up in a number of orphanages, the latest being Obernewtyn where I now work, we specialize in children that are special these might be learning difficulties, children who just can't make friends, children who are incredibly clever or have special talents that need nurturing etc. After talking to Rushton, the owner of the Orphanage it was decided that I come here and see if we could open up a second branch of the Orphanage here.

If anyone has any information that could help me or would like to help me with this, I would appreciate it if you would let me know.

Jun. 6th, 2012


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There is nothing more exciting and exhilarating than wandering through a foreign city, exploring its streets and alleys in search of its hidden secrets and treasures. Not with a fancy technological gadget in your hand that will tell you where to go and what to see or that there is a Starbucks right around the corner.

Leave the familiar behind, all the weight that drags you down, and set your soul adrift.

Giovanna?

Jun. 3rd, 2012


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Someone had the brilliant idea of burning down Disneyland but there was a disagreement as to how to go about it.

So I'm free for today.

May. 27th, 2012


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Sometimes I wonder how war vets feel when all the fighting and the blood and the gore and the lives sacrificed and all that horrendous trauma they have gone through have amounted to a big, fat Monday off that everyone else gets to celebrate.

Thank you very much for the day off. I'll leave the reopening of old wounds and reminders of pointless sacrifices to the callous people on television.


[Locked to the Lannisters, Robert Baratheon & Brienne the Bold]
I'm having a barbeque out of my balcony on Monday, so if you're having one of your own, I'm not coming.

If you're not having one of your own, you know where I live.

May. 23rd, 2012


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A quote, for today.


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"Love isn't finding a perfect person. It's seeing an imperfect person perfectly." - Sam Keen

May. 22nd, 2012

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In her dreams she's taller, faster and stronger then she could ever hope to be. In her dreams Brienne knows real strength, feels the thrill of superior skill and is assured of her own righteousness when wielding a sword. The unfortunate visage of her dream-self is something she could live with. The gods (whoever they might be) do not give freely and if given the choice she'd gladly trade brawn for beauty.

There's another face in her dreams only he's the same both there and here.

Kingslayer, she calls him and she spits the words unafraid to convey her loathing.

Ser Jamie, she calls him when the loathing is replaced with a grudging respect.



[Locked to Jamie]

I had a dream about you.

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If I hear one more damn person talking about their dreams I'm going to likely scream and wake the neighbors who will call 911 and tell them that the tiny, angry man is having a seizure.

You would think everyone was rehearsing Hamlet, Act 3.

May. 20th, 2012


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I'm so sorry to everyone I txt'd last night. Suffice it to say I'm suffering admirably for it.

In an unrelated note, does S.H.I.E.L.D ring a bell for anyone?


This is how I feel right now )

May. 14th, 2012


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Spent the weekend back home in the Hamptons at mother's grave. She seems lonely without him I think I should like to move back here one day.

May. 9th, 2012


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Positively brutal negotiations today. Hours of time in the boardroom, nastiness on all fronts.

I think for dinner I want cake.

May. 8th, 2012


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I packed the wrong lunch today. I didn't really want spaghetti, but if I go to the cafeteria and try to trade I'm pretty sure they'll kick me right out.

Think I should risk it?

May. 6th, 2012


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[Locked to Lannisters]


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Sorry to just drop in but you don't call anymore.

Still wasting your time emoting, drinking and whoring or have you lot actually done something productive?

May. 5th, 2012


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I seem to be missing a husband. I came home to an empty house and then realized it's cinco de drinko today so I really shouldn't be worried and he probably told me about it, but I wasn't listening. Sometimes I have a listening problem, especially when my husband babbles at me for hours on end. Isn't that supposed to be the woman's job?

Anyway, the point is this: If anyone finds a James Potter drunk on the side of the road, please deposit him in a taxi and send him on his way. I would be happy to pay fares to get him home safe. Much appreciated!

Oh, yes. And in case you need to know what he looks like because he is too drunk to remember his name a picture. )

May. 2nd, 2012


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I thought I saw a mermaid in my pool around 4am. Turns out it's just my neighbour who's decided to take a nap there after the midnight bbq instead of going back to her place. Should tip the pool cleaning people. And cook them breakfast. Or something.

May. 1st, 2012


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And what ridiculous thing is this? The new Facebook? Linkedin?

If it's Twitter, I'm deleting this thing right away. Attention spans are short enough as it is, we don't need to encourage it.

Apr. 27th, 2012


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via Blackberry


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It's not stealing if you find the Blackberry, still functioning, on the ground. No way anyone's coming back to this neighborhood for this. I should have an hour or two before the batte


Just Kidding.

But thisd typepad is annioying. I keerp hting the wrong kets.

Apr. 24th, 2012


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Hello everyone, I'm Elspeth and I've just moved here. Still trying to get on my feet and everything but I'm looking forward to getting to know you all.

Apr. 23rd, 2012

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I almost wonder if this spurt of honesty is due to everyone realizing it is far easier to not have to remember what lie you spun.

I doubt it, but it is an interesting thought.

Apr. 22nd, 2012

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Well, this is one thing to do on your iPhone while you wait for your table to clear, I guess.

Apr. 23rd, 2012


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Dear people handing out crazy leaflets and holding up signs saying 'Jesus is our saviour',

Just because I'm Roman-Catholic doesn't mean I know the Pope or that I'm deluded conservative or that I'm intimately familiar with the practices of the Spanish Inquisition. Which is a good thing because if I were, I'd be calling you heretics and start preparing an auto-da-fé in a public square.