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Feb. 5th, 2017


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I'd question my dreamself's choices except I understand how hard it can be to escape from that kinda relationship.

Jan. 20th, 2017


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The new leader of the country quoted a Batman villain in his speech. My brain hurts, my soul is sad, and I'm still considering moving to Paris. They have macarons.

Jan. 16th, 2017


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I've been thinking that now that I'm settled and getting comfortable around the area, I should get a job. Something for after school and the weekends.

Does anyone know of any place that's hiring?

Jan. 13th, 2017


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Well! Happy Friday the 13th, everybody. Did anything strange happen to anyone today?

Dec. 19th, 2016


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I survived Furbies, I survived Tickle Me Elmo, and as some god as my witness I will survive Hatchimals too.

Though I may need my pumpkin princess to get me through this.

Nov. 25th, 2016


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Whyyyy would you go by Two Face

if

you only have half your face?

Nov. 14th, 2016


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today is now punday, i need your best puns.

it's for science

Oct. 28th, 2016


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The Need/Want will celebrate Halloween - everyone is encouraged to come in costume, please note however we will need to see your face to let you in - but everyone including the dancers are encouraged to dress up!

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I'm learning how to make things from my Dreams. Should be fun, I think. Maybe. we'll see.

Oct. 24th, 2016


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I had the WEIRDEST dream last night, and I think it was one of those DREAM dreams, you know? Like you guys all have?

But how do I know for sure?

Oct. 22nd, 2016


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Be rewarded for procrastination!

Ten percent off candy and costumes from now until All Hallow's Eve, only at the Hahacienda!

Oct. 18th, 2016


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I feel like

I feel like...

Someone who dresses up like a bat

can't really

not really really, you know?

judge anyone dressed as a clown.

(how does a vat of dubious chemicals turn someone into a clown anyway?)

Sep. 16th, 2016


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Since the Halloween Season doth approach, I thought I'd post a PSA for all parents taking kiddies out this year:

cut for image, drug mention )

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Why doesn't the sun go to college?

answer )

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A little morning humor:

What kind of boats do vampires like?

Sep. 11th, 2016


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God damn you Pumpkin Spice.

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Who can believe it's almost October already! Almost starting to feel like fall, at just a smidge below eighty degrees out.

I myself am ex treme ly excited for Fall, and for Halloween. The second the clock ticked over to September I got all my decorations out and slapped a huge Halloween display right in the front of the store.

Oh right right right right I should say how I am. That's what one does in these things, isn't it?

Jack Napier, owner of the Hahacienda Toy Emporium. Glad to be here. Glad to meet all you beautiful folks.

Dec. 1st, 2014


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I keep having dreams of this place. It doesn't seem like a very nice place. Very dirty, very seedy. MASSIVE crime rate. Kinda like you'd see in an old Bogart movie. Like there ought to be a shady looking man in a fedora and trench coat on every corner.

I think it's in... New Jersey?

(?¿?¿?¿?)

It's called

g o t h a m

Sounds spooky, doesn't it?

Nov. 17th, 2014


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W e l l it's almost time for that annual stampede we call Black Friday.

(Ready your combat boots, Verity!)

I don't have any special sales going on, I learned that lesson the first year I was open. So much broken merchandise! Does Little Timmy need a toy that badly, hmmm?

n o, he does not.

Still, it's almost fun, isn't it? Almost like -- like those gladiators in Ancient Rome or something. Watching people go c r a z y, elbowing each other out of the way to get the best deal. So barbaric!

But I avoid the carnage as much as possible in my own store. Privately owned and all, I have to pay out of pocket for damages. Such a nuisance.

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Why the hell do people always assume kids want milk with everything? No random cashier, I don't actually want milk with anything. Milk is vile. Milk needs to go far far away from me and never return. Furthermore, I'm fifteen damnit. I DON'T WANT IT.

Oct. 24th, 2014


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WHO'S excited for H a l l o w e e n?

Give up? It's me. And I hope everyone else is, too! What are your plans, ladies and gents, boys and girls?

(Are there boys and girls on this thing? Or is there an ~age limit~. Who knows, with the internet, these days!)

Oh we're going to have lots of fun at my store, I guarantee it. I can't decide on a costume, though. We have tons! So many choices, maybe I'll just wear a different one starting Monday, and change it up until we get to The Big Day.

If you stop by the store Halloween night, I'll be handing out candy. Come say hi~