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Dec. 2nd, 2012


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Is it possible to feel guilty about how well things turn out? I mean everything was pretty shitty until Selina showed up, but now, life is just so good.

I just feel guilty. Not everyone gets pulled out of the gutter like that.

Dec. 1st, 2012


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It's that time of year for new toys for good girls and boys. Which generally doesn't include me, but here I am.

Nov. 1st, 2012


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I just got back from Kansas.

I never want to go to Kansas again.

I thought Las Vegas was Oz.

Oct. 28th, 2012


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The clock is ticking...


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Tick tock, Tick tock. Thirteen hours and this child is mine. Do you still want me to keep him, or would you like to play the game?

Oct. 26th, 2012


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So Xi'an and I are going to get married, and there's too many people I want to tell that it'll take me awhile, so consider this a formal announcement!

Oct. 25th, 2012


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I'm looking for a booty call.


Please ignore this previous post, its been a long day and my sister was not in her right mind - John Connor

Oct. 18th, 2012


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[Locked to Normandy Crew]


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I just found this in front of my house.

Who wants a ride? )

Oct. 16th, 2012


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SERIOUSLY?

The night I get out of jail, I have a dream about Ollie, his insanely hot shrink ninja ex, Nightwing(?!), Wally from my dreams who apparently quit being a superhero because I don't know why, and, hysterically, An older clone of me, all coming to give me some kind of fucked up rooftop intervention about how original flavor Roy is probably dead, and anyway, I'm the one they've known for all this time, so we have to move on.

Uh. Excuse me?Read more... )

Oct. 14th, 2012


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That Skeeter's a fucking laugh riot.

OMG, people who are famous for random shit have sex!1111!!!!! News at 11. Or they don't, because Skeeter's not even a good troll. lol, seriously, she's been doing this HOW LONG and is surprised that someone decided that she was a bitch and decided to let her know that in person?

Needs more popcorn.gif

Oct. 2nd, 2012


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Sarah suggested I register for this network because it 'might do me some good.' I suppose it's the digital equivalent of getting out more.

I'm Cameron. This place is tight.

May. 10th, 2012


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Posted at 4:17 AM Friday morning.


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[Locked to Shepard, Jack, and Garrus.]

Does anyone else know what the Collector Base is? And why I was in the vents?

May. 6th, 2012


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[Filtered to Jack, Garrus and Tali]


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Do a bitch in a tight white skinsuit and a man with daddy issues ring a bell with any of you?

May. 2nd, 2012


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better than gravity defying magic cat )

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cat video )
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everyone keeps talking about their dreams

i think it's aliens
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Blood, ketchup, hot sauce? Does it frakking matter? They all stain the same way.

Apr. 19th, 2012


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Everyone but me seems to have contracted a massive fucking case of verbal diarrhea. Most interesting fucking shit I've seen in days.

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Today, my ass got fired from Hot Topic. Turns out my manager heard me bitching to Cullen all about the "fucking pansy ass pastel wearing brony psychos who come in here to idolize an idiot full length commercial for a preschool toy".

...I know, I know. The bronies here are going to eat me now or something. And I didn't mean it to slip out. It just kind of...did. What really cinched it was the part where I told said manager how sick I was of her damn wigs cause she's not fooling anyone by pretending to be a fat fuck's excuse for an anime princess" and how Gothic Lolita makes her elephantine ass look even bigger.

I mean...What?

Not that I loved the job but it was helping pay the bills besides the ranch. Let's hope I don't fuck up when I go over there today. I actually like that job, even if I bitch about the kids there.

Mar. 25th, 2012


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Stupid!


Stupid

Stupid



STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!

Mar. 19th, 2012


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I did an Essay on this subject, once.


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Tens of thousands of years ago, Man hit Man with rock. He also hit Man with sharp stick, and then spears. Eventually Man figured how to throw rock, and throw stick. And then came the sling and bow, with which Man could throw rock and stick much harder, faster and farther. Man also sharpened rock, for stabbing.

This was how it was for millenia. Man would sometimes build devices for throwing much larger rocks and spears, and sharpened metal, but it was all the same principle. Then Man developed gunpowder. He put a rock in a tube and propelled the rock by a contained explosian. There was also the bomb, which was an exploding rock. Over the following centuries, Man refined this, making the rocks go faster and be deadlier, but it was still a rock shot from a tube.

Man turned the tube around, and put a rock at the end, and made missiles and rockets. Nuclear bombs are rocks being split at a sub-atomic level. Lasers are rocks focusing light. Online research shows me experimental weapons. A railgun propells a rock with magnets. An asteroid as a weapon is basically rock falls, everyone dies.

But in the end, it comes down to Man being unable to rise above his primal nature. Man hits Man with rock or stick, and one Man dies, and the cycle continues.

Mar. 5th, 2012

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dear students

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I know it's Monday, I know it's lovely weather, and I know you're only a few minutes drive away from the beach, but it's not Spring Break yet. You've got mid-terms before that, and so showing up to class in your bathing suits is just... really, it's not conducive to focused learning, I'm sorry to say.

On a personal note, I don't know if I'm doing anything for the break, myself... I still have and a friend's proposal to edit, and an article on the Isla del Sol Chicana ruins to finish, and if I don't finish a draft this week, I'll never finish grading anyone's midterms. I'd like a vacation, but. Well, "my office with no students running around screaming about kegs" is really quite like a vacation. And, besides, I don't think I could wear a bikini comfortably around town quite the way the girls on the quad tanning are doing. Maybe it's better I stay and work.

Mar. 3rd, 2012


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The DMV has it in for me.


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Yesterday was difficult. I had to register the Hummer, and while I was there I tried to schedule a motorcycle test. They refused me! Said I'd had too many warnings and demerits. The woman looked terrified, said I had a reputation.

A reputation, at the DMV? Its like they think what happened at the drive-through was my fault! None of them drove across the desert with 7 irritable marines and grunts.

"Shepard Maneuver" my ass.