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Mar. 11th, 2019


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Six missed calls, all from the same number. And I have no idea what number it is, I sure as hell am not picking that up. Finally check my messages and it's a divorce attorney??

Do these people even know who I am? Apparently not, or they'd know better.

Divorce Attorney. Balls. The last thing I made a lifelong commitment to went up in flames. No, thank you.

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People can say whatever they like about China - but they know what people want. They built a 250 acre solar farm, which is pretty cool on it’s own because that’s a lot of solar energy instead of fossil fuels. But they went one step further according to the article I read - they built it in the shape of a giant panda. And everyone loves pandas. It’s a fact. And not only did they build one - they have plans to build two more massive solar farms that are shaped like pandas.

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Since I couldn't have an over the top party on my actual birthday last month due to unexpected company over that week - I'm going to have a late party for it this weekend at my house. Show up any time starting after 5 pm Friday and stay for as long as you want. Or until I have to throw everyone out Monday to get ready for a meeting with a director at my house. They better be offering me the part or I will end up in trouble that I'm fairly certain an entire law firm and Amycus couldn't get me out of and cover up

Feb. 21st, 2019


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Some punk tried to hold up my bar tonight.

Boy is lucky he's still got his hands.

Jan. 18th, 2019


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A few warnings about the Scourge.

They can't be reasoned with. They also cannot turn you into one of them unless you're exposed to the plague, which typically must be ingested. So don't eat any suspicious looking grains.

The typical ghouls are much faster than zombies you see in movies, and watch out for geists, who like to climb walls and attack from above.

I'm more concerned about the giants, abominations and frost wyrms, personally.

They're being led by a man called the Lich King. He's incredibly powerful and dangerous, so if you see a man in blue armor with a glowing blue sword, run.

You risk your very soul if you stick around.

Jan. 11th, 2019


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Alright - Fangtasia regulars might already have gotten wind of it but Eric decided to head back to Louisiana to oversee the idiots club there after hearing what was going on there so if you come down you won't see him sorry ladies. But you'll get to see me not stuck behind the bar all night since he made me one of the managers - my sleep schedules already used to working nights and sleeping days so try not to give me any headaches while I'm getting a hang of everything alright?

And anybody looking for a job that has bartending skills - we're looking for a new one.

Jan. 10th, 2019


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You know, when I was told the sun would do me good, I didn't really take it terribly seriously. But I must admit, I could get used to this.

Of course, there do need to be a few concessions. Can anyone direct me to some bars/clubs/restaurants that are particularly appealing? Have to make sure the social life doesn't suffer in the move, of course.

Jan. 9th, 2019


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So I was having to do some research on my home state of Washington for a class, and came across a little tidbit: the states lack of a bestiality law for about 30 years. Apparently they took it off the books in the 70s to update it and then nobody noticed it never got put back in. Fast forward to the 2000s and a dude is dropped off anonymously at a local Emergency Room with internal injuries - including a perforated colon - that nobody can figure out how he sustained them until they manage to review the footage and identify the car that dropped them off. Great. Mystery solved. Unfortunately.

Police found out that the injuries were a result of the guy having sexual intercourse with a horse - and I’m not going into details about that but think about the injuries and you can figure it out - while his friends video taped it. So the dude who got hurt died and the police are going to charge the friends with bestiality on top of the other shit with just abandoning them which is when it was discovered that due to the oversight in the 70s - they technically hadn’t broken any law while having sex with the horses.

My home state rivals Orange County for weirdness in some respects I think.

Jan. 8th, 2019


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I generally don’t say anything about politics because for the most part it’s incredibly boring and why do I want to do anything that I know is just going to bore me? But this government shutdown is something that I just can’t keep quiet about. Because honestly - how do you not comment on an overgrown toddler who’s temper tantrum is affecting an entire country?

Dec. 25th, 2018


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Turns out Christmas isn't so bad when 90% of your family is on the other side of the country.

Nov. 27th, 2018


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Considering what I just Dreamt of and then went through the past couple weeks, this story about gene-editing doesn't sit well with me. Mostly because I am a product of gene-editing in my Dreams. My father took his DNA, then picked and chose what he wanted. He was a genius and one could say I was tailor-made for perfection.

I'm definitely not perfect, I am still human, but because of what he did, I can live for a very long time. Among other things. Normally I'm not entirely against gene-editing, I've just seen the extremely bad side of this both in my Dreams and here. But it has to start somewhere, and the conversation needs to be started, right?

I'm not sorry my father is dead. The bastard deserved what he got

Nov. 18th, 2018


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I can't believe Thanksgiving is this week. I also feel like this year has gone on FOR-EVER. I remember back on things and go oh wait, that was just this year. I've got so much to get ready so I can go back up to Oregon to see my parents. I really wish they would just come down here, but apparently not this year - my sister just had a baby and still lives up there, so I get to be the one to travel. Joy.

I've also had so many dreams this weekend and it's all just confusing and frustrating. It's still continuing to play just like you would expect it to go when you shove two attractive people together and tell them love is forbidden. I can't help but roll my eyes - future space people are not smart sometimes.

Nov. 3rd, 2018


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To all those who are interested in celebrating Guy Fawkes Night, Thomas has graciously offered his home as the setting of the party. Food, drinks, and games will be provided, but feel free to bring things to share as well!

[Insert specifics like address, time, etc, here]

Everyone is welcome, even if you aren't English. I look forward to seeing you all there! I wish Jacob was here for this

Remember, remember!
The fifth of November,
The Gunpowder treason and plot;
I know of no reason
Why the Gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot!

Oct. 27th, 2018


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Oh fucking hell, whatever's going on needs to fucking stop. I suddenly know what it must feel like to have an L2 implant. I've had a steady headache that's now turned into a migraine, or something worse. It's hard to tell. All I know is that it hurts. I think I'll be wearing noise-cancelling headphones for the duration of however long this happens.

Or maybe I'll just perform brain surgery on myself and take this fucking implant out of my head.


[Private to Isabela]

Given the fact your phone is possessed and I can't handle noise, I'll be keeping those noise-cancelling headphones on. If you need to talk to me or something, throw a paper ball at me? Or something else gentle to get my attention. Hopefully this won't last long otherwise I'm going to have to kill myself.

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So first my alarm clock goes off at the wrong time. Then one of my favorite shirts got stained with coffee after the machine malfunctioned. My phone keeps dropping calls for no apparent reason. I need a drink before I decide to just blow up my kitchen and remodel. Happy fucking birthday to me.

Oct. 16th, 2018


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I really need some work to distract me. The downside of being muscle for hire. None of you happen to need someone punched or shaken down, do you?

Fuck Boko Haram

Oct. 7th, 2018


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I love our distant robot explorey friends

Isabela

You awake?

Sep. 25th, 2018


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Guess who's playing Nini Legs-in-the-Air in a local production of Moulin Rouge!

I get to be properly bitchy, I love it.

Sep. 4th, 2018


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So the villain in my dreams and real life has started giving me gifts. A bracelet, a dress, now some drawing of me and a horse. I think dream!me is starting to soften towards him, but real!me still hates him. It's very frustrating.

Anyone else hate someone from their dreams that their dreamself doesn't?

Aug. 3rd, 2018


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Oh I definitely didn't see this coming with all those gigantic meteors falling from the sky that looked vaguely reminiscent of Infernals. I'm not about trying to stab gigantic rock demons, especially with my roommate so laid up that she can't join in on the fun.

But I don't think it's going to shock anyone when I state that those demons with the six arms are amazing. Also? A succubus can charm your panties right off of you.

Private to Miranda
But I put them right back on, you know. I uhm... might have shown some restraint this time but they don't need to know that. ;)

Aug. 2nd, 2018


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Plus side to all your things catching fire, insurance money.

Assuming insurance actually takes less than eternity so I can stop living in a caboose.

blocked from Chloe

How do you... tell someone you've dreamed of them? Big Dreamed.

Isabela

I'm still sorry

Jul. 11th, 2018


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So. Question. Where the fuck am I supposed to keep a pegasus in this place? Because I totally woke up to my pegasus nosing me this morning. At least she's not dead

Jul. 8th, 2018


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Let's all just cut to the chase (but lets not cut you, Chase, we like you too much):

Yes, that was my Yacht.
No, it isn't repairable.
Yes, I am still alive.
By some miracle my cell is still working despite being dumped into the bay.

I had insurance. It's all sorted. Thank you.

Rachel
No bodies found in the Anaheim apartment means I'm hoping you A) started that fire B) gave that man a reason to fear and respect you C) are still alive.

Also do you by any chance know why my precious ship is at the bottom of the ocean and still smouldering?

Jul. 3rd, 2018


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Man, being friends with Mulan is TOUGH! I mean, everyone wants her autograph, she always has to have the perfect smile for pictures...it's been HOT too! I hope that girl gets some well deserved time off!

But seriously, I know it's the summer and Southern California, but DOES IT HAVE TO BE SO HOT? I'll be someone's best friend if I can borrow their pool.

Jun. 18th, 2018


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There is tres leches cake in my fridge. I want a piece of cake, but I keep hearing the voice of my aunt saying "Joe, you haven't had any dinner yet. You need to eat an actual meal before you have any cake."

*sigh* I'm an adult...I make good decisions...

Jun. 7th, 2018


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Despite my year residence in the area, I still cannot understand why everything is so dirty. It's as if people are content with "clean enough". Surely if we spend the same amount of time paying attention to our cleanliness as we do to celebrity gossip, sports, and movies, we would be in a much better situation.

May. 16th, 2018


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So, I'm not quite the social media type of girl, but being new around here, I feel the need to ask all of you a very important question. Who has the best stock of liquor here? Can be bar, liquor store or otherwise.

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I think the best part of my Dreams of Blackwell Academy is how popular I am. Everyone seems to like me. Except Victoria but she's just jealous.

But it also reminds me of how fake everyone is, and how much it sucks to have to be fake just to fit in to that perfect picture frame everyone wants you to be in.

May. 10th, 2018


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Edit: I mean it goes without saying but this thread isn't at all safe for work.

Well, those gigantic orc buggers found their way over to the docks and that was amusing. That wood wasn't made to handle big muscled men like that.

I watched them from my little speedboat and thought to myself 'well, we're fucked, might as well enjoy it!'

Actually pretty sad all my new playthings have either been killed or sent back wherever they came from. They were fun, and I won't be walking straight for at least a month.

Mar. 26th, 2018


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Alright, so all of you that told me there was nothing good at the end of secret tunnels? You were right.There was no treasure or anything like that. Just the knowledge that our parents are all criminal masterminds or something. They call themselves The Pride. What kind of a lame name is that? My dad probably came up with it. Sounds like the type of thing his nerdy ass would think was cool.

Mar. 25th, 2018


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THIS IS A BAD FORTUNE

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Mar. 17th, 2018


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Normally I'd stick around after filming an overseas project to spend a little more time with the friends I'd made there but this time I couldn't because of things completely out of my control. How was I supposed to know she was married? Let alone to the guy I was seeing over there? Neither of them were wearing rings not that that would have stopped me.

Mar. 16th, 2018


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I’m so fucked So - anybody know of a way I can refuse to be named captain without sounding like a complete shit? I’m not ready for that responsibility. Not ready at fucking all for it.

Mar. 10th, 2018


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My daughter is as beautiful in the dreams as she is here.

And about as much of a troublemaker.

Mar. 1st, 2018


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Found the wreckage of the Enterprise. The alien that had led us to this planet turned out to have lured us with her story of distress, but I'd already figured that out and baited her myself. It was just me and Chevok until we found Scotty and an alien named Jaylah who's been hiding out in a cloaked, crashed Starfleet ship that's nearly a hundred years old. I'm going to assume that's our ticket offworld, if we can get her into the sky.

We know where the crew is. The only question is how do we save them?

Feb. 20th, 2018


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I feel like killing that bloody reporter. In hindsight, I probably should've changed my last name when I ran away. I need to ensure my sister is safe

Feb. 17th, 2018


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Fucking dreams gave me the ability to hear fucking everyone's thoughts. I could control it before but now it's just fucking everyone all at once. You people are so fucking LOUD, think quieter, for the love of god.


ETA 2/21: all replies assumed to be posted before this post!

Feb. 7th, 2018


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Well, loves, last week was something, wasn't it? That little cutie, Armin, did try to warn me about how interesting Orange County could get.

My Yacht and I survived the experience well enough, though it got a bit dodgy the day of the earthquakes.

Is everyone I'm fond of alright? Aria aside, we already know how she's feeling. Go on, sound off.

Feb. 4th, 2018


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Of all days the fucking dreams assault me, it's on Super Bowl Sunday. I think I'll just stay in my office and let security handle the drunks in the club. I don't have the patience for this shit today.

Jan. 29th, 2018


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I am so glad that after this Fifty Shades movie it'll be over. I'm so tired of seeing the trailers for the new one. I saw about fifteen minutes of the first one while flipping channels one night and the acting was so awful and judging from the trailers for the new one, the acting hasn't gotten any better.

Jan. 11th, 2018


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My boss seems to think I need to socialize, so she directed me here. I'm questioning her judgement on this matter, but we will see. I'm Miranda Lawson, and I recently moved here from Los Angeles.

Jan. 4th, 2018


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This lovely Skeeter woman and her videos and photos. Pah, as if I haven't been on film for those acts before? Do you know I was paid for it one time, Rita? You're just jealous you can't get any. Might have something to do with your attitude about life, bloody gigantic stick up your arse and all.

My big brother made proper sure to call me right when he knew I'd be sleeping because he enjoys torturing me. I'm afraid I've gone and changed my cell phone number now, so those of you who had it will simply have to deal with 'new phone who this' for a while when I text you.

Jan. 2nd, 2018


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Christmas in Florida was great. Got to see and catch up with my folks. Then somewhere between Orlando and Los Angeles I picked up some kind of really, really nasty cold, or maybe the flu. Probably the flu. And probably from the guy sitting behind me on the plane, who, I swear to god was emptying his sinuses the entire damn flight. There is not enough hand sanitizer in the world for that shit.

Jan. 1st, 2018


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So who else has a legendary hangover today?

Dec. 4th, 2017


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I didn't dock in California so that my gorgeous boat could be covered in SNOW.

Oh sure, it's magical, right? Some kind of... I don't know, people keep telling me Orange County's more fun and interesting than I thought, and then here we go. Snow that won't stop falling.

How'm I supposed to have a nice boat party with snow all over? Alright look, I love a good party and I love a good challenge and THIS is a challenge I willingly accept. But I think I'm going to have to hire a crew on again just to clear it all off.

Maybe that's all for the best, the crew I find might be cute.

Nov. 20th, 2017


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It always surprises me a little when people come into the cafe in the middle of the night, on a Sunday or week night and they have clearly been to a bar or club. I know people go clubbing and stuff even during the week, but it makes me wonder if they also have a regular nine to five job or classes and mange to sober up before work or school or what. And if they do have work or school early, when do they sleep?

Nov. 14th, 2017


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I like Thanksgiving. It's a good holiday, but it's going to be a rough two months.

Nov. 10th, 2017


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So many people joining the community lately.

Hi newbies! I’m Thalia. Don’t pay any attention to what they say about me in the tabloids. Not only are they wrong, they’re also boring. This is like the fifth home wrecker story they've written about me in the last two years or so.

Nov. 9th, 2017


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Hi everyone! I'm Eleanor. I heard someone talking about this website, and I thought I'd try slumming it with all the nerds that can't find dates in person I'd check it out. Though, I have to say, I thought that there would be a whole lot more topless photos.

So, here we are. Thursday night before a long weekend. I'm still pretty new here, so help a sister out. Where are all the best parties?

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Well, this little community seems...

... Honestly it seems like it needs a good party. Look, Orange County, you're boring. Except for this strip club I've looked up on google, where's all the fun people? All of this dream talk is putting me to sleep. Though I like that one mention of being locked in a dungeon, if you know what I mean. ;) Shame it doesn't seem to entail any good times.

I'm Isabela and I have a boat. A boat I like to call the party boat, and I think I need to set one up, stat.