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Nov. 1st, 2015


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Got a new suit in today. I don't look half bad, I don't think.

Of course, I had to kill a rambling faceless Michael Myers-esque thing on the way home from getting it, but I think I managed not to get any schmutz on me.

Oct. 29th, 2015


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So I heard that my friend Remus was on this message boarding thing and I thought I'd come see what sort of stuff was going on here. So far it doesn't seem very Remusy. So what's this place for? Doesn't seem like Craigslist, which is good cause Remus never seemed like the Craigslist type. You know what I mean and if you don't, I mean that you always hear weird stories where Craigslist is involved. So what's this place for?

Oh yeah, and my name is James Potter!

Oct. 28th, 2015


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CLARA! My darling Clara, I do believe I have discovered, on the google machine, that the man we were speaking of the other day. The one who implanted his face in your chest and shook his head about, was actually committing a brazen form of foreplay or mating ritual called: "Motorboating". It's a bit absurd, as I do not believe any motors, boats, or water for that matter ever came into play.

I intend to do further research upon motorboating. So far, in my explorations in the physical realm, I have come to find most find it odd, offensive, and a few found it amusing. Nothing much more than that though.

Still, I think perhaps I'll go onto doing research here abroad, open to all humans and humanoids alike. I have come to find really only females seem to play victim here, but it's open to all so as not to leave any stone unturned.

Motorboating: Does it work as a mating ritual? Yea or Nay.

Oct. 27th, 2015


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I very nearly feel as if I should be offended.

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So I heard something on the radio the other day, a new study of sorts (it lasted two bloody years!), with the results indicating that over 60% of the women surveyed watch porn and of that percentage, 66% are watching it alone - as in, for their own enjoyment, and don't really care to use it to figure out what their partner likes or wants in bed. Mostly just using it as a 'quick road to orgasm' so I say, good on you, ladies.

Most also tend to view it on their Smartphones which I wasn't so sure about but I guess it leaves one hand free, so there you go.

I'm Isabela. I thought talking about porn was a good way to make a splash. Isn't it always?

Oct. 21st, 2015


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I'm pretty sure I lost a day studying. I didn't even realize I was starving until a bit ago and tried experimental pancakes. I couldn't find mixers so I used the blender and there's pancake on the ceiling. My brain is officially fried. Send help, or pancakes.

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I meant to say this sooner dude but ah, sorry. About the Ranch. I really suck at first impressions.

Oct. 18th, 2015


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I'd been worried about what I was going to do for a Halloween costume, but then I realized all I have to do is not wear my glamour for a while. Done and done.

Anyone else going to cheat?

Oct. 11th, 2015


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I'm over Grindr. When did we get so lazy that we can't go out to a bar to find someone to hook up with?

Oct. 1st, 2015


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After some consideration, I've decided to go visit my parents.

I've just been homesick, lately. I was worried about that almost tsunami a couple weeks ago and since I don't have a job yet, taking the time to go home will be something that I need. Just gonna spend a week, or two, to just regather myself and stuff.

I'm heading out on Friday.

Sep. 20th, 2015


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Apparently in dream land it was decided we should do team building. Which means drinking barrels of wine and beating one another up for sport.

It's the most fun we've had yet.

Sep. 17th, 2015


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I was looking for a peaceful sleep but now I am too stressed.

Hawaii is under a tsunami watch, because of an earthquake that happened in Chile. It's said to hit around 3am. I worry for my parents...

Guess I will just find something to watch on Netflix and text with my parents until I know they are okay.

Sep. 15th, 2015


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Is there anyway to 'change' what happens in the dreams? I mean, in 'normal' dreams, I could somewhat impose my own thoughts about what was happening.

I was hoping to not have such a relate-able family life...

Yes, I've been dreaming more and I woke up to find a staff on my coffee table. Perhaps the magic has started flowing...but I should probably test it out somewhere that I am not surrounded by things I like.

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I hate to brag, but my dog's adorable. Have a video of him him playing in the rain.

How is everyone?

Sep. 13th, 2015


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Apologies for absence.

A few weeks ago was the anniversary of something unpleasant and my mother wanted me back in Germany to be with them for it. Then will all the things happening in Europe it seemed poor timing to leave. Now Germany's putting holds on its borders to limit influx, so I return to Orange County.

Now to wait for my cats to be brought home so I can sleep off this jet lag.

Sep. 11th, 2015


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I've got that itch to get another tattoo, but I never know if I should or not. I'm thinking of getting something from my dreams, but it's hard to describe, and I'm not much of an artist.

Sep. 9th, 2015


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For the record, don't ruin your shoulder and break your arm in one go. The physical therapy is killer.

Sep. 1st, 2015


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This crew of rebels I'm helping in my dreams reminds me of the good old days.

Aug. 25th, 2015


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What's the proper 'waiting' protocol when some tells you that they will plan a date and will "let you know"?

I can't believe that I'm even asking...or that I care this much...

I need a drink.

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I don't know what to say anymore I'm a terrible person I guess.

Aug. 21st, 2015


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Someone at the gym decided taking a swing at me would be a good idea. The new ways that people find to be stupid every day will never cease to astound me.

Aug. 13th, 2015


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And thus with these little fellows, my journey to complete world domination begins.






[ooc note: these are meant to be q's latest invention shh just pretend]

Aug. 7th, 2015


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We have gotten quite a lot of recruits for the Inquisition so far in my dreams. The Herald seems to be able to convince more or less everyone he meets. Dorian and Bull, you two are amongst them. And then there's Sera. She's interesting. There's also a Grey Warden named Blackwall who seems incredibly grumpy most of the time.

Not much else has happened yet. Still at Haven doing the diplomat thing.

Aug. 5th, 2015


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I feel kind of guilty fighting with my new muscle mass and body type. And horns. Mostly the horns.

So I retired. I did, however, get asked to train at the gym, so that's good. I won't have to worry about where food's going to come from for a while.

Jul. 15th, 2015


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It seems that things are going missing. My boyfriend's dog is missing...

However, I have had stuff show up. Lacrosse gear, that has my last name on it, and a tablet that I recognize from my dreams. My best friend had me find some missing footage from a video...certainly, wasn't the kind of footage I was expecting.

It would explain a few things, though...that happened in my dreams.

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WHERE.

IS.

TATER TOT.

Edit: This is Tater Tot.

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Ugh.

Jul. 6th, 2015


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Look at this guy, hamming it up for the camera.

So there is a lot of massacring and killing in my dreams. Not like horror story kind, just the usual "we want to kill all the Romans" kind. For some reason we decided it'd be great to march our asses along the south, attacking villas, looking for one woman. Which is stupid, when the entire Roman army is after you. We've split up now. A bunch of them are clearly suicidal and are going to try and free this one woman, while I lead the rest toward better chance of safety.

But in one villa we found this body slave. And he's a little shit but fuck me if I don't think he's beautiful. He's got too good a soul. He favours suicide missions, too, so I don't think I'll see him again.

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These past few days have been rather busy.

I was cheering on my boyfriend at his latest MMA fight. I could get used to sitting ringside as I watch half naked men wrestle about. It's every gay man's wet dream, haha!

Then, there was celebrating the holiday. I have to admit, this place knows how to celebrate.

I may need to stay in the next few days to give my body some rest.

Jul. 1st, 2015


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Bashing your horns into a doorway feels about as good as you'd think.

I also need a new damn door.

Jun. 15th, 2015


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The dreams have come back...

Dreamt about my best friend dying...during a la crosse game. Only, he didn't? I don't even know what to make of that. However, he still left which was a bummer.

I think I have a boyfriend in my dreams? Or at least, someone that is interested in me and I in him. He has a twin brother, too; although, Ethan is totally the nicer of them.

And finally, I woke up with scars. Two to be precise, on opposite sides of my ribcage.

At least, I didn't have to feel those happening. Not sure how I will even begin to explain those to my parents.

Jun. 12th, 2015


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I have finally had one of those infamous dreams that everyone keeps speaking about.

Dreamt about some place named "Skyhold." To be honest, I was hoping for something more exciting than some rundown castle that was a refuge for the group I am a part of. The exterior was certainly a sight to behold but it definitely needs some renovations if I am expected to stay in such a place.

There were, also, a few familiar faces...somewhat. I think coming across Iron Bull as a big, hulking "horn head" with an interesting skin complexion made me feel like I went to bed drunk...but I know for a fact that I didn't drink last night. There were also other people whom I've seen posting about the forums that I recognize.

At least, I still as fabulous as I am in this life. Good hair, stylish, and very charming...who would have guessed? Oh yes, that Inquisitor fellow...he is certainly someone that I could see myself getting closer to.

Jun. 11th, 2015


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I've always been a big guy, but growing almost eight inches in height overnight? For one, it hurts like hell. And for two, I have no idea where my limbs are going now, and I've hit my head three times today.

I expect my horns will come in any day now, then I'll go all grey, and be in full on Qunari mode. (Also called 'make everyone flee in terror' mode.)

Jun. 10th, 2015


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[info]ahsoka_tano
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Stop the dreams I want to get off. It got worse, how could it get worse?!

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I decided to take a break from reading historical books from the Institute's library and have picked up a few books from a nearby bookstore!

Honestly, reading is fun!

I just finished reading "My Fight/Your Fight" by Ronda Rousey; now, I want to take MMA training classes. No, I don't want to be an actual MMA fighter but it would be something to make me a better fighter. And I kinda want my book to get signed by Ronda...

Jun. 9th, 2015


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Things Other People Have Received from their Dreams, as Studied on this Network (Based on Posts):

• Exotic pets (dragons, bats, odd hybrids, dogs that act as medical professionals)
• Weapons (swords, pistols, etc)
• Clothing and jewelry
• Decorative items?
• Ships, planes, trains, automobiles
• I'm probably missing things, feel free to fill in

Things I Have Personally Received:

• A shovel
And a crucifix, and a head full of white hair, but--

Really.

Jun. 5th, 2015


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Ugh, Qunari. We would get taken prisoner by Qunari.

I hate having dreams about fighting cause I always wake up sore if I'd been thrown around and in this one I got thrown around a lot while fighting Sten, of all people, who was the new The Arishok of the Qunari. I eventually got him to join us cause we'd been allies once. I don't think he was too happy about it, but then again, I could never really tell when he was happy about anything when we worked together during the Blight.

May. 18th, 2015


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Can anyone drive me to the hospital? Waking up with your eye all bloody and messed up is really crap for your depth perception.

May. 12th, 2015


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I'm pretty sure that my apartment wasn't actually made to hold a gigantic war table, but that's what I came home to. It's taking up almost the entire width of my hallway. I had to crawl on top of the thing just to get inside.

Carefully. There were pointy stabby things on it and a map that I figure in Thedas would be considered priceless.

Also, and I can't state this often enough: Just how is a dalish elf the Herald of Andraste?

Thedas, you're cray cray.

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Ms. Montilyet, I've seen you around here and there and I'm almost certain you're a friend of Leliana or Cassandra... Uhm, I'm Norana, and you may at some point dream about me. Or another Herald, at least.

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First I'm dreaming about protecting a bunch of younglings getting their first crystals, then there's this bombing at the Temple. We investigated it but no one in our order were involved. Still, I've got a bad feeling about this...

Then I woke up and I have a big, big problem.

May. 10th, 2015


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Nothing against the MMA sport, but I always forget about how exciting it is to watch unless I am present at a match. Perhaps it is the energy of the crowd that helps but I certainly don't find it as entertaining when I am at home and watching on a TV screen. Perhaps it's just that I am easily distracted by things I need to be doing.

Yet, the experience was great and who doesn't like watching half-naked men wrestling each other and getting all sweaty. ;)

May. 1st, 2015


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Who's got two thumbs, a 8-0 fight record, and a hot boyfriend moving in with him in an official capacity?

Okay, there might be another guy in the exact same situation somewhere, but it's me. I mean me.

Apr. 25th, 2015


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I was just sitting on the roof of my apartment building tonight, minding my own business when this guy decides I need rescuing. He bolted up to my side and got all dramatic going on about how it must be a cry for help, but really I just like the height.

Apr. 20th, 2015


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Nothing like the semester coming to an end to make someone feel nervous. My internship ends in two weeks and then, graduation...which is a lot to take in. I don't exactly know what I'm going to be doing once I graduate, either.

I do know that I will be staying here, though.

On a random note, visiting my parents over Easter was fun and my mother sent me one of the random photos that was taken.

Cut for photo )

Apr. 13th, 2015


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I'm not sure why I'd need to divulge any personal information on here as people seem to be doing.

But in any case this seems like a very avid and reliable source of communication, especially if there is an emergency. Speaking of which, Hello, my name is Cullen and I'll be the new acting Captain of the county's fire department.

Please feel free to contact me for an emergency of any kind that does not involve rescuing cats from trees.

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I finally dreamed we hit the iceberg. After doing a nude sketch, running from a bodyguard, and doing illicit things in the ship's cargo hold, in a car. We hit the goddamn iceberg. Ice chunks all over the deck. I can still feel the cold.

Time for an entire pack of smokes, and beer. Lotta beer.

Anyone else also hate Celine Dion, for some reason? Or is that just me? Been hearing her too much on the radio lately. And here I thought she died of old age or some shit?

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I always enjoy seeing my photos. I was thinking about hanging these 'darlings' up in my store...perhaps in the changing room area? Or would it be a bad decision? I am far too comfortable with myself, it's my fatal flaw but not really.

I suppose some feedback would be nice. Whether or not I will let it influence my decisions, well...don't expect any miracles! Haha!

Cut for NSFW images )

Apr. 10th, 2015


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By the Dread Wolf...

Apr. 9th, 2015


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I must admit, I like the space for my clothing store. Things are coming together rather nicely; there are still a few things that I need to work on.

First, I need to come up with a logo/brand name for my line. As much as I would like to throw my initials on my work, I don't think that men would want to walk around with "DP" on their clothes. However, the ads for that campaign would be incredible...and pornographic. Hahaha!

Secondly, once my store is up and running, I will require some stylish people to work for me. Are there any people who dress well and know how to work those seeking clothes? And I suppose it would be good if you knew what colors/designs went well together and which ones don't.

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You know what I haven't done in a few weeks? I haven't hosted a POKER NIGHT. Who's in?

Apr. 8th, 2015


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That awfully awkward and mildly morbid moment when you've woken up to a longbow you picked up from your ex-lover's dead body in these damned silly little dreams. I suppose every girl could use a souvenir from a relationship gone horribly wrong? Is there any formal etiquette that gives you a guideline to what to do with it? Aside from actually using it, anyway, or hanging it up like a prop above your mantle.

Or allowing your pet to gnaw on it, as Schmooples found that to be socially acceptable.


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