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Oct. 15th, 2016


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And the misadventures of Dream Hercules and Iolaus continue, we find ourselves in Thrace with Autolycus the mostly harmless King of Thieves. He's stolen the royal treasure and was up against several of the Kings men when I decided it would be a brilliant time to help. Only I didn't realize he was a jewel thief a the time. Long story short I ended up in jail to be put to death for another man's crime. Thrace believes in tradition though, the King's daughter who was assigned to be my lawyer put me through three ancient trials to prove my innocence somehow (I'm still not sure how any of those things do that..) But whatever...I guess it'll give Hercules time to find Autolycus...hopefully.

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that was intense. also dumbles was totally rude about me. :( i am totally charming. don't fake 'how charming' me!

super troubling how that ended for the non-cult people. #spoileralert #dontaskifyoudontwanttobetold #woah

Oct. 6th, 2016


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Okay, that was what? A two day break? One set of dreams ends, another begins. Not in the Underworld yet, but I just stabbed Kronos (hey dad - that'll probably cause issues later) with a crystal mega-weapon that looks like a dick. No, really, it does. The most phallic damn thing I've ever seen.

Anyway, point is - book your calendars for November 11th, because that's when my new flick, Inferno, appears in theaters. If I like you a lot, I'll even get you passes for the red carpet premiere which of course I'll be attending and looking very dapper at.

With a glamour on. Sigh.

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So Aphrodite, nothing but tricksy apparently. Dream me got chosen to judge a beauty contest between her, Athena, and Artemis and the winner got honor or something. She gave me this golden apple that was supposed to make any other mortal fall in love with me at first sight with no other effort. Naturally the first one who fell for me was a princess of a kingdom already set to get married to another that was ready to wage war if it didn't happen. Her swooped into save the day of course and you know, this time I'm pretty glad he did. I'd rather not be a trophy on either kingdom's lawn.
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Oct. 3rd, 2016


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So, hypothetically speaking, if one were to wake up and find a bag on their desk that contained the head of Medusa, what would this person, hypothetically do with it? Because hypothetically speaking, I wouldn't know what to do with it, because hypothetically speaking, I...this person wasn't expecting it.

Sep. 25th, 2016


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Welp, my first week of teaching didn't go up in flames or end in half my class quitting so I'm gonna call that a success.

Sep. 14th, 2016


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Y'know, as much as dream me seems to love traveling with Hercules it really is tough being the best friend of a demigod and being just so..average sometimes.

...It's equally weird being irritated at someone who doesn't exist.

Sep. 1st, 2016


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So, how can you be sure you have had one of "those" dreams and not just a bad reaction to Chinese food at 2am or not?

Aug. 29th, 2016


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My last couple weeks of vacation are making me more anxious than before when I had the whole summer ahead of me. Anyone want to get a drink or something this week? Or play pool, or hell go to the pool I don't know. Anything where I'm not just thinking of how many sets of eyes will actually be on me on repeat like a bad horror flick?

Aug. 28th, 2016


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You know I have to say, I never expected to see a real live version of someone losing a balloon and hear a violin start playing in the background. Thank you, Downtown Disney for proving me wrong.

Aug. 22nd, 2016


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I'm not entirely sure what to say here. I've never really done anything like writing online before, but I was told to give it a try. That this is the way people communicate now. Not sure how I feel about it, but if this is the thing then I'll try it. At least it's easier than hand writing. My name's Iolaus and this semester I'll be teaching a class at UCI on Greek Mythology.

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The unfortunate thing about starting a new job is that when you have the itch to travel, as I currently do, you can't go anywhere.

It's just as well, Lily starts school soon so it's certainly not the best time to jet off to Europe. But Paris would be wonderful this time of year.