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Mar. 20th, 2019


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It’s never a good thing to come back to your building from classes to find a fire truck sitting outside and waiting to be given the clear to go back inside. Even worse when you find out that they were on your floor and in your hall.

Turns out one of my hallmates thought it would be a good idea to make instant mac and cheese without reading the directions, so when she put it in the microwave? She put it in completely dry. No water, no milk, nothing. And unlike the kind you do on a stove? The sauce in the microwave ones is powder. ...Powder in general is highly flammable. So it caught fire, which made the microwave catch fire, which made the microwave blow up.

It didn’t spread so I’m safe. But the whole building smells like burned pasta and it’s really hard to do homework or get to sleep. What was she thinking?

Mar. 11th, 2019


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Daylight Saving Time can kiss my ass. I want my hour of sleep back. I need it.

Feb. 25th, 2019


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I don't care if it does mean that neither of them will ever trust me with their phones again - I have absolutely no regrets about downloading Duolingo on Will and Hazel's phones.

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Meet Sonic. Curious little bugger has discovered all of the things to crawl in. Maybe I won't have to make him a extensive habitat at this point. Just put a bunch of mugs in his cage and he's a happy little dude.

Not filtered, just cut to save space )

Feb. 20th, 2019


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I didn't think it would take me so long to get used to being back in my apartment after a week staying with somebody else because we were tied together by whatever that force was. And the bologna sandwich and ramen I ate? Best thing I've tasted in days because they are absolutely real foods.

Feb. 19th, 2019


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The Universe really didn't want me to get food on my way home tonight.

I decided to go to McDonalds after class and so I pull into the drive thru and the screen is off. A minute later the guy says that they're closed cause their system is down. So there's a Taco Bell down the road so I decided to go there and there's like twelve cars in the drive thru and nowhere to park.

By that time, my mom was texting me, telling me that she was making breakfast for dinner.

Feb. 2nd, 2019


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Out of all the things I expected to happen over the government being shut down last month, seals taking over a beach was not one of them. I mean, to be fair, it probably belonged to them long before humans came along. Keep squatting, guys, maybe you can keep it permanently.

Jan. 21st, 2019


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Turning the undead into hamsters is, perhaps, the most entertaining thing I've done all year.

[Lily]
Have you been holding up okay?

Jan. 2nd, 2019


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2018 was a wild ride. I found out my mom hid a whole side of my family from me my entire life. I got to meet my dad for the first time, as well as cousins I never knew I had. I found out my best friend is my half brother. It’s still weird, getting used to it. Knowing I have a huge family when for so long it was just Mom and I.

But it’s a good weird, at the same time. How many people sincerely get to say their brother or sister is their best friend, you know?

Here’s to hoping 2019 is a little less of a roller coaster. And really hoping I’m not tempting fate or Orange County in general by saying as much.

Dec. 13th, 2018


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Jason Grace grace has tagged you (Hazel, Nico, Percy, and Will) in a post )

Nov. 19th, 2018


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I knew I was right not to be comfortable with Bianca spending all her time with those Hunters that rescued us in my last dream. She finally breaks loose from them to come and talk to me, only to say that she’s going to join up with them. She’s abandoning me because now we’ve found other people who can take care of me because, hey, we’re demigods and there’s a camp for people like us! So that totally should make it better right? Since they’ll come visit the camp at times. Complete bullshit. I just want to go eat my weight in chicken nuggets and ignore her calls.

[Hazel]
Thanksgiving’s still on don’t worry. I’ll be nice and mature that day.

[Jason and Percy]
Please tell me you guys can come by for at least part of Thanksgiving Day? I’m having Dad and Bianca over to meet Hazel. She said she was ready.

Oct. 30th, 2018


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I'm not really trusting my computer to not eat my project with everything going on, so I'm just messing around on my phone and trying to distract myself from the tv that keeps flipping itself on and off to different channels at random. Because that's not creepy one bit.

So youtube has been an awesome distraction. Maybe I'll find a funny video, or I'll learn something new. I saw one titled "What's Pink Bubblegum Supposed to Taste Like?", which is a question I never knew I was actually curious about until then.

So. Bubble gum... is supposed to taste like bubble gum. That was very informative. I'm sure I'll get those ten minutes of my life back somehow. Thank you, youtube.

Oct. 29th, 2018


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I don't know who's behind all the electrical fuckups going on but you better fix it soon. My damn studio just attacked me. Literally.

Oct. 25th, 2018


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No, Mom, I don’t really want to fly out to join you for you hosting a marathon of your own fake ghost show on Halloween. I’m not homeschooled anymore, I actually have a schedule to go by. You remember, that tuition thing you’re paying for? I’ve got classes to take and projects to work on. That, and I still don’t know how to bring up the whole “hey you know how you didn’t tell me about the other half of my family my entire life?” thing.

Sep. 28th, 2018


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Of all the different ways I could imagine a seal to sound like, I never would have thought they would sound like this. But I have to say that my favorite unexpected animal sound was to learn that pandas squeak.

What’s your favorite unexpected animal sound?

Sep. 24th, 2018


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I found this thing in a stream today.

I think I'll call him Wrex.

Aug. 25th, 2018


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So while I'm sitting on this cloud, as if I don't have a care in the world, it appears that I receive a letter from two children who are looking for a nanny. It seems to be the thing I've been waiting for as I fly down from the clouds to apply for the position! Even more, it seems that I literally blow away the competition!

I find that I've received a gift as well. Perhaps an early birthday gift? An umbrella. I must admit, as mental as it sounds, I'm tempted to see if my ability of flight has crossed over from the dreams. Such things have happened before, am I correct?

Aug. 13th, 2018


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I really need to stop watching the ghost shows on Travel channel. Or at least stop watching My Haunted House. Although sometimes it can lead to a very interesting phone conversation with my stepmom. Like the episode I watched last night - the first story was about this girl who went to live with her dad and stepmom after mom’s death which is sad enough as it is. But then the stepmom was just absolutely horrible to her. Even went so far as to tell the dad that she didn’t want her in the house and to get her out of ‘her house’ because oh yeah. That’s nice right?

Anyway - weird stuff started happening, the teenager contacted a medium who came to the house and told her there were two spirits there. One protecting her and one attacking her. Which twist: the one attacking her is actually being caused by a living person and of course she figures out it’s the stepmom. It just got really weird, the protective spirit ended up driving the stepmom from the house. I had to call my stepmom after watching it and thank her for never treating me with anything but love from the moment I came into her life.

She wasn’t too thrilled with my dad when they found out about me, but she never took it out on me. Maybe if more stepparents had that attitude there would be less haunted house stories and less creepy fairy tales. Although I still think that the Prince in Snow White was so much creepier than the Evil Queen ever could have been.

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It's time to admit we are a generation of murderers!!!!!

How Millennials Killed Mayonnaise.

But I do have questions - What are "Identity Condiments"? And is mayonnaise "the most American of foodstuffs"? Really? Really?

Jul. 28th, 2018


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Honestly, the most unrealistic thing about TV and movies is that people pull up to places and find prime parking right in front of where they're going on the first try. Just once I'd like to see them have to circle the block like twelve times for that real estate.

Jul. 25th, 2018


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The more trailers I see for Christopher Robin the more I really want to go see it. Does anybody want to go with me? It'll be my treat.

Jul. 10th, 2018


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So...today's grocery store trip was interesting. I wasn't trying to impress anyone so just went in my work out clothes to get what I needed and while I was putting the bags in my trunk this older man came up with his wife and started talking to me. It was innocent enough at first until he started talking about how much he'd always liked tiny blondes and would like to get to know me better. Before I could even think of a response to that his wife turned to look at him and went "Are you serious? She's our granddaughter's age and I'm standing right here!" before dragging him off into the store.

I'm not sure who to feel worse for - her having to live with him doing things like that or him when they got home.

Jul. 6th, 2018


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Hi, I'm Yamato, or you can call me Matt, if that's easier. I enjoy dogs and pizza and holding hands in movie theaters. I'm 19 years old and people come here for dates, right? Just kidding.

It's hot and I'm stuck in a hotel without a pool because my band needs a better manager, but I'm here trying to make the best of the fact that this place does have free wi-fi to get some new music for myself.

What's something you love to sing in the shower, or in your car, or just in your underwear wherever you are?

I'm going to offer up Imagine Dragons - Thunder, cause it's the kind of song that even if you only know ONE WORD you've got the whole chorus basically. I love when conversations go:

"Was that thunder?"
"Thunder."
"Thunder thunder. Thunder."
"Thunder! Feel the thunder!"

You get the idea.

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Has everyone heard about the rhino poachers that were eaten by lions in Africa? Now that's what I call karma. Honestly, does anyone feel bad for these guys? I certainly don't. Far as I'm concerned, they got what they deserved.

Jul. 2nd, 2018


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I don’t normally check my phone when people call right before one of my classes starts but I’m glad I did today. The name on the caller id, and I’m not kidding about this at all, Scam Likely.

Jun. 29th, 2018


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While it’s nice to be able to visit my friends while school is out, I’m also finding I’m bored senseless at the same time. I don’t really need to work, between the grants and my mom paying for the rest, plus I’d feel guilty for needing to leave when school starts back. I know some people can juggle both, but I’m not sure I could concentrate still getting used to going to classes again after being home schooled so long. I thought maybe I could volunteer somewhere over the summer break? If anyone has any ideas?

Jun. 25th, 2018


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I really wish all of the items that cross over from my dreams would be as small as the Powder was. Or at least not show up in the middle of my hallway so that I have to climb over them to get out of my bedroom first thing in the morning. Although he might have just ended up wandering down the hall and gotten stuck since there was no room to turn around, and he doesn’t seem to be the best at backing up… I just have to figure out what I’m going to do with a living sawhorse now. At least I don’t have to worry about what he eats - that’s some kind of plus in a pet right?

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I’m so glad that Nico gave me an open invitation to come over to eat with him and his boyfriend while classes are out. Campus is a ghost town, and I’m speaking from the experience of going with mom to see actual ghost towns… It’s nice just getting to talk to people over meals when there’s so few of us staying in the dorms right now.

But we’ve also been playing games when I come over most days. The other day we were playing a card game I’ve never heard of before, where you use cards to fill in the blanks for other cards? He bought a new pack for the cards they already had and told me to watch carefully before tossing it to his boyfriend.

Glitter. Everywhere. The entire foil package was full of glitter, the cards were coated with glitter. I think the bottom of my shoes still have a light dusting of glitter. I just wish we had a camera out, because the look on his face was hilarious. Completely makes up for Mario Cart.

Jun. 7th, 2018


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Despite my year residence in the area, I still cannot understand why everything is so dirty. It's as if people are content with "clean enough". Surely if we spend the same amount of time paying attention to our cleanliness as we do to celebrity gossip, sports, and movies, we would be in a much better situation.

May. 26th, 2018


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I had the most bizarre dream last night. My brother and I were children, and he'd transformed himself into a snake, because he knows that I love snakes. So I went to pick up the snake to admire it and he transformed back into himself. He was like 'Yeah it's me!" And he stabbed me.

I believe we were eight at the time.

That is so something that Loki would do, too.

May. 24th, 2018


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You know what I miss? The good old days where if you wanted to get something off your fucking phone and onto your goddamn computer, you just used a USB cable and dragged and dropped. Why the fuck do they always have to make shit so goddamn complicated? I fucking downloaded like, three programs to figure this shit out and I still couldn't get the file off my fucking phone.

In other news, it looks like I'm going to need a new computer. And maybe a drywaller.

May. 17th, 2018


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Oh I’m definitely winning brownie points with the girl I’m trying to impress in my dreams. She missed out on the whole ‘our parents are murderers’ party that the rest of us went to, because she was keeping the youngest one of us, Molly, company so that she didn’t see anything too awful. So I decided (because I definitely have skills with the ladies there) that I’d tell her. Yeah. I’m so going to get her to go out with me by telling her her parents were involved in some kind of ritual murder. I need a drink. Or four

May. 2nd, 2018


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Well it would seem that my mother still knows how to get me to do things. She wanted me to pick up riding again even though I live here. She couldn’t get me to agree through asking so she started by buying the girls and then Regulus horses, knowing full well that I wouldn’t be able to say no to any of the three of them asking me to go horseback riding with them. And that eventually my business sense would kick in and make me realize how foolish it was to keep renting a horse every time.

So allow me to introduce everyone to the newest member of our little family - “Cut )

Apr. 25th, 2018


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Okay so - I found a new podcast that I really really enjoy. They talk about true crime and ghosts and... I’m sort of forcing Will to listen to it with me when I’m at home since I play it through the speakers, but it’s a good one! Even if it does leave me wondering what would everyone’s last meal be if you knew you were going to die and could order anything you wanted?

Apr. 22nd, 2018


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So I’ve never actually eaten an avocado that wasn’t an ingredient at a restaurant before, and I thought they’d be an easy breakfast for days I didn’t get up in time to make it to the dining hall before class. But I’ve never bought one before, prepared one before, anything. So google tells you everything, right?

I got halfway through googling “How to eat an avocado” when it decided to very helpfully suggest “How to eat an elephant”. ...What? How… how is this a popular enough question that google is just assuming that’s what someone would naturally be asking for? I’m confused and disturbed.

Apr. 1st, 2018


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There were huge eggs all over the campus, but no one ever told us we were having an easter egg hunt? You'd think there would have been flyers about it. They’re really pretty, I can’t imagine how long it took to dye them. What even lays eggs this size?

Mar. 26th, 2018


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It’s kind of hilarious. I’m just sitting here doing my laundry and studying. I’m only taking up two washers, and all the rest of them are free right now. Two people keep fighting over the same exact washer, because “It’s the bigger one”, taking the other’s clothes out and dropping them on the floor to put their own in and then leaving. The other one comes back, gets mad, and does the same. Mine will be dry before either of them make it through a wash cycle. Just. Use another machine. Or stay with your clothes?

Mar. 17th, 2018


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Part of why I left Australia was for work, but the other part of it is just how damn creepy kangaroos really can be. Proof of that can be found here. They will just stand there, looking in windows for hours, watching people. And it’s disturbing. Also this happens a lot more with them than the nature documentaries probably want people to think.

(OOC: Second link is slightly nsfw so please be careful when clicking)

Mar. 16th, 2018


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Okay. I don’t care if it is going to eat up most of my savings, I can’t stay in this house one more night. I’m renting a room here, I’ve gone along with everything the landlord’s asked as far as how the public areas of the house are kept, it’s his home. But when I come home and he’s gone into my room and rearranged my personal things to “make it easier” for me to find them... that’s way past the line of what I’m comfortable with.

[Audrey]
I’m going to be late to work tomorrow. I’ll try to keep apartment hunting to my days off though.

Mar. 11th, 2018


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I hate spring ahead cause while I like getting the extra hours of sun during the day, I dislike losing an hour tonight. Sure, I'll be asleep and it's not like I get up early on Sundays anyway, but still. It's the principle of the thing. And yes, I know I probably sound crazy.

Mar. 10th, 2018


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I may have overdone it with the Thin Mints this year. There's still a few hundred boxes in my office.

I can't decide if that's a win or a loss.

Feb. 25th, 2018


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I really don't understand why I'm having these stupid dreams. Everyone is having crazy things with flying powers and creepy children with gas masks and I'm bascially living in the Breakfast Club.

I'm just doing my thing being an 80's stud and hoping to win the love of one of the girls in school. Which also means I'm kind of a jealous dbag who goes after some creepy dude at the school that has been stalking said girl (at least in my mind). I even broke his camera while trying to be macho.

Seriously, I don't understand the point of these dreams.

Feb. 24th, 2018


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I have to wonder when I am in a college level art class, in the art program, and I am having to argue with a teacher for deducting points because “the project was on shape not lines.”. Shape is a space defined by lines. That’s… the literal definition. I’m not exactly sure how you want a shape separated from negative space without the use of line. I can’t wait until you want us to make things look three-dimensional without the use of shading or highlight. I really can’t.

Feb. 15th, 2018


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For Valentine's Day I bought myself a box of Girl Scout Cookies.

It was pretty much the best. decision. ever.

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Hey, remember when I was tiny?[cut for picture] )

Feb. 9th, 2018


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This is the most honest thing I’ve ever seen describing me in the morning. Which makes the fact that Will is the ultimate morning person suck that much more. One day I’m going to figure out how to keep him from getting up at dawn.

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Ha, a former student came into the diner today and left me with this:

Never was there a tale of more woe
than that of Juliet and her Romeo

Never was there a tale of more strife
than that of Macbeth and his stabby knife

Never was there a tale of more sad
than that of Hamlet and his spooky dad



I have also been informed that, should I decide to sell wine at the diner (which, it's a diner, I don't think wine goes?), to get 19 Crimes because there is apparently a mobile app for it for augmented living labels where you focus the camera on the label and it tells the story of the criminal on said label. History and wine, I could get behind that even without selling it at the diner.

Jan. 27th, 2018


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So Chewie found this dropped pacifier on the sidewalk during his walk this afternoon. It's like his newest favorite thing. I want to take it away from him but damn, this is too adorable!

Cuteness overload over here )

Jan. 25th, 2018


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This is pretty amazing.

Jan. 21st, 2018


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I don’t have a youtube channel or anything like that, but that’s where I learned to draw and how to use editing software. So many of the channels I’m following are freaking out about the way they’re going to change who gets paid for views and who doesn’t. They’re art channels, they’re smaller and might not make the viewing hours required before the deadline. But the bigger and more popular channels (including the ones that made them decide to do a whole reset of who does and doesn’t get monetized) will get there, no problem. It doesn’t seem fair somehow.