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Oct. 24th, 2013

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ffff

oh crap oh crap oh crap

i did a thing i think yeah probably definitely a thing

that was not oregano

Oct. 19th, 2013


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So I kinda just got fired was let go from my psuedo-celebrity bodyguard job.

Can't exactly say I'll miss it, but I'm pretty sure my bills will.

Seems I got three choices:

1) Try to join the local PD
2) Give up on the search for my partner's killer and go back home to face my mother try to rejoin the NYPD
3) Get a different gig altogether around here

Anybody need a former cop with military experience?

Oct. 9th, 2013


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And now the little bastards are trying to get me to do things. Is anyone else experiencing this? I was out at the grocery store minding my own business and about 8 other people's when the narrative bubbles I've been dealing with decided to tell me that I was going to grab at some innocent man's behind.

I mean, it was a choice behind, but I'm not crazy enough to do what the voices tell me to. Not yet, anyway. I assume it takes a few more years living in Orange County to be that insane.

You know, the irony of this is that I'm beginning to understand that living in Kirkwall wasn't really any more of a sane choice. What is wrong with that city?

Oct. 5th, 2013

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I've been slapped four times today because of a weird little damn balloon over my head. Apparently guys really do think about sex every forty-five seconds.

Sep. 20th, 2013

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Well, that's awesome. Interrogation dreams are just the best, you know? And for truly messed in the head killings, some Leatherface crap. I sure hope I don't dream about jail. Oz gave me nightmares about dropping soap, I really don't want to have more of those.

Sep. 14th, 2013


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Anyone know a good P.I.?

Sep. 13th, 2013

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Huh, I think I had one of those Dreams you guys talk about so much. In it, I'm douchebag - and before you can say I'm one already, this guy is like - Super Ultra Douchebag. He's the evolved Godzilla of douchebags. You don't steal a cop's collar from them, it's just wrong.

Sep. 12th, 2013


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So, apparently there's supposedly some study that says that guys who have smaller balls are better fathers than guys who have larger ones. Something about testosterone or something. Honestly, who decides that these are things that need to be studied?

Aug. 29th, 2013

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im not as think as you drunk i am

stupid intrenet

midgets

left my car somewhere its gone now

Aug. 25th, 2013


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Well, this ain't so difficult. I'm more used to having my hands in cars, but I picked up this old PC and it's running pretty smooth. Magic hands.

I'm Hellboy Bruttenholm, but most call me Red. They assume Hellboy is a joke. I'm a private detective, but more Frank Drebin than Sam Spade right now. I also do some mechanic work, some bodyguard work, and I got about a hundred kids that need re-homing. That sounds freaky. They're cats, it's fine, they're all strays and they just need homes.

Aug. 22nd, 2013

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Ever had to defend someone that you don't particularly like defending? I had to do that - this guy might be a pig and a lech, but he's not moron enough to touch bullet casings at a scene - and now I feel kind of dirty.

Aug. 16th, 2013


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So, I think I finally had one of those dreams everyone is talking about. Well, more than one. Like in real life, my mother died when I was a teenager and it was just me and my sister, but then, instead of going to culinary school, I got a job with the CIA. Yes, The Central Intelligence Agency. I was an analyst, which seemed pretty easy. I pretty much read blogs for a living. Then I met another agent there named Rex Matheson. He was pretty cool. Then I woke up. I'm really not surprised that dream!me would have a better life than real me.

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I am totally replacing the couch with one of these.

You never know when you'll need something like that.

Aug. 15th, 2013

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I will be out of town for a bit, I have Dragon*Con tickets! And I finally finished my cosplay. I'm excited - it took a lot of work! But yeah. Unless there's an emergency, I'll be back in a couple of days.

Here it is, if you want to see. Worksafe )

Aug. 12th, 2013


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Now that I have my body back, I need to set up a doctor's appointment ASAP. I have no idea what the guy who had my body did with it other than the itching on my thigh, which he claims he has no idea how that happened. I can not even begin to describe how gross I feel and I've already taken two showers today.

Aug. 11th, 2013

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BUT WHY ARE THE TITS GONE?

Aug. 8th, 2013

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Dear Nice Lady Who Has My Body:

I'd invest in some cortizone for the itching on your upper thigh. Just ... friendly precaution.

Aug. 4th, 2013

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This whole being swapped thing? Is amazing. Time to go to every gay bar ever.

[info]curiousesther
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This is not alright. I don't like this.

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[info]ice_queen
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Clearly there were some. . . errors in my calculations. I take full responsibility for any changes people are experiencing, and I promise I'm working on it as fast as I can.

Aug. 1st, 2013

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Anybody know how to treat rugburn that's inside your buttcheeks? I didn't even know I could do that.

Jul. 29th, 2013


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LCD Soundsystem just came up on my songza stream and now I feel like dancing - anyone want to go out tonight?

Jul. 28th, 2013

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Allegedly this is the best place in the OC to find out what's going on with our youngest and hottest. Of course I say allegedly, because if it really was, I'd have already been on it. Harry McGlade here, yes that McGlade.