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Mar. 21st, 2019


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I forgot my own birthday was yesterday. Mom actually remembered, bothered to send me a card. It's the only actual reason I remembered. I don't know what to think about this.

Mar. 5th, 2019


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Does anyone else just ever want to take their dream counterpart and shake some sense into them? I'm watching myself about to repeat the single greatest regret of my life, and it's so frustrating that there's nothing I can do to stop her. And what does that say about me that no matter what reality I'm living in, I'm still willing to sleep with my sister's boyfriend?

Feb. 6th, 2019


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You wanna know what regret looks like?

Equal parts 151, Maker's Mark, and Patron. All in a big party in a shot glass. Though for me, I'm going for a bigger glass. Twice the regret that way, right?

Feb. 1st, 2019


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California, I am in you! What is up? It's been a long time, but I am glad to be home. You never realize just how much you miss home until you come back. Speaking of, I don't suppose anyone has a spare couch I could crash on for a few days until I find a place of my own?

Also, wow. I knew California had a lot of hippies still, but all of you are all way too into your dreams.

Jan. 25th, 2019


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I am still getting used to these devices, but it was recommended that I try to find new ways to socialise outside of school.

My name is Wanda, I am a student, I have recently been relocated to America in the last few years and meeting new people would be rather nice.

I may start adopting cats if I do not find something to do with myself.

Jan. 23rd, 2019


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Considerin' the latest in the long line of trauma I figure I should do a bit of advertising.

Dr. Harleen Quinzel at your service, specializing in Dream-related therapy, though I do offer services for a variety of mental health needs!

Completely unrelated but if there's a redhead botanist bombshell out there, call me!



(ooc: abuse tw for some comments)

Jan. 13th, 2019


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It's ...

It's everything I ever wanted!

Except 27-pounds seems a little low. I gotta buy two!

Dec. 7th, 2018


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So I grew up in an interfaith household an' we had the tree and the Menorah and the whole nine yards and I might have gotten a little excited this year oops
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Nov. 25th, 2018


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It's like the ugly ducking, but with turkeys!

Nov. 19th, 2018


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The Swiss, of course, do not generally celebrate your American Thanksgiving, but it looks so exciting in all the stores right now! Brown sugar and cranberries, stuffing, turkeys, all different kinds of root vegetables and squashes...

Does anyone want to share their favorite foods or traditions for this day? I would love to hear them!

Oct. 16th, 2018


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Ah, isn't this the perfect season to be here in your United States! Even though this warm area of California has nothing to do with warm apple cider or pumpkins... nor is it really spooky enough looking for witches and spiders and scary things. Still! Your Starbucks has all of the pumpkin spice coffee and for the first time I actually get to enjoy it instead of reading about it on the social media sites.

It is delicious, I may have spent half a monthly salary on stocking up. Who decided this was not an appropriate flavor for coffee? Verdammt, have you ever had the pleasure of drinking the coffee at an aid station? Along the front lines? Or honestly even just the so-called coffee they often cook up in hospital break rooms? You should be so lucky that there is flavor at all in any of those - or that you can drink them instead of chewing on them.

I think I will take all of this pumpkin spice that you may not want, Orange County. Send them to my flat, care of Dr. Ziegler. I am kidding, of course, I know better than to put my address here on the internet. At least not until I set up a real place of business.

Oct. 14th, 2018


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Hey, so you're one of the Dream Psychologists right?

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I really do owe Mina a huge thanks for encouraging me to audition for our school’s production of Heathers instead of just going to the auditions to support her because...I GOT THE PART OF HEATHER C! And any little bit of guilt I might have felt over it, because I know that was the other part Mina wanted, is completely alleviated because she did encourage me to go out for it and she got the part she really wanted anyway. I’m trying to think of the last time she and I got to work together and I think it was that commercial a few years ago. Mina - we were way overdue for a project together.

Private to therapists/psychiatrists
I thought going through the network might be the best way to find someone to help me work through my...experience. Prior to my son being born I was...taken by a group that was trying to get to his father through me. Through us. They held me for a few days and...I thought I could do this but I can’t. I think I’d feel more comfortable discussing what all happened face to face if you have any openings available.

Oct. 12th, 2018


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Tailed a supposedly 'blind' man the other day ... as he drove all over town. Looks my client won't be getting sued for making said man blind.

But really, how stupid can you be?

Oct. 6th, 2018


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I know it’s been a while since I was a kid, but I… really don’t understand the toys that Madison and Laurel are asking for. Today they both said they wanted a poopsie doll for Christmas. Which is some weird mutant unicorn/human hybrid baby doll. That you feed. And it poops slime. I understand the unicorn part. Every girls go through that stage, I think? I understand the slime part. We’ve made slime together and I buy them slime from the dollar bins at Target all the time. It’s how you get from point A to point B that I really really don’t get?

Sep. 29th, 2018


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The wife got a position in London and I sent her and the kiddo off today.

It's a big ol' house without 'em. I mean, neither of us'll be alone since we're open, but it'll still be lonely, you feel?

Sep. 28th, 2018


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Of all the different ways I could imagine a seal to sound like, I never would have thought they would sound like this. But I have to say that my favorite unexpected animal sound was to learn that pandas squeak.

What’s your favorite unexpected animal sound?

Sep. 24th, 2018


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And here I thought babysitting my sisters kid was a royal pain in the ass. At least I'm never stuck with that one for more than a couple of hours at a time. Probably because her husband still hates my guts.

I really hope that wasn't tied to no ones dreams, because if it was, dude, I feel sorry for you.

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I bored. Anyone wanna entertain me?

Sep. 22nd, 2018


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Everything sane-ish again? Maybe working full time has its advantages. I wasn't hit by..whatever that was.

[Natasha and Jemma Filter]
Any chance I can come by an see your facility before making a decision?

Aug. 29th, 2018


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You know what helps clear the head? A two hundred mile motorcycle ride.

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Are you ever too old to set up a slip'n'slide?

To paraphrase a great psychiatrist, ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide down the slip'n'slide!

Aug. 24th, 2018


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Okay so literally like yesterday I was saying I wasn't gonna buy Halloween stuff Because it's only August But I mean. it has begun, and I have no regrets. Cookies. Adorable, I can eat them, justified...right? And I mean if left alone in the store they'd just get gross and sad, nobody wants that.

Jul. 27th, 2018


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Saw a bunch more of them meteors last night. Been seeing usually one or two a night all week, but there were like eight last night.

Jul. 26th, 2018


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It's that time of night when the only people awake are new parents and the wives of workaholics!

And the workaholics I guess.

Jul. 11th, 2018


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Well then. Unnervingly realistic dreams take one.

It was just my childhood, but it wasn't? I grew up in L.A. in real life, but in it? Some place called Central City. I can't find it on maps..Pretty sure it was just my brain being wacky, but I can't let it go? Trying to do research on Central City and coming up with nothing. It felt so real though..

Anybody heard of Central City before?

Jul. 6th, 2018


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Ever stop to think that when you dream, like little d and not the big D dreams, you can have a conversation with someone and not know what they're going to say even though it's all in your head?

So doesn't that mean that your brain is capable of withholding information from itself?

Jun. 28th, 2018


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I love my baby

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May. 24th, 2018


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Well, I could not stand by forever, it would seem. A group of terrorists intended to set off a bomb in a courthouse in London, but I stopped them and saved the people they'd taken hostage. Apparently I can move faster than bullets from an assault rifle. And the looks on those men's faces when I stopped them and saved everyone was rather priceless.

Though I cannot deny there is a palpable vacuum in the world with Superman being dead. There is more chaos and fear in the air as the world mourns. I have a sense of dread about what is yet to come.

May. 4th, 2018


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Taking a break out of hitting things with mallet, I bring you a singular murder of crow.

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Apr. 29th, 2018


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RANDOM POLL

Who here has a fear of clowns?

Apr. 27th, 2018


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After a few scheduling set backs I'm finally heading out this week. Taste of Home will be open, though, so don't worry. I've got a good staff for a reason.

Apr. 25th, 2018


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He’s suing me! My former landlord is suing me for breaking the lease when I moved out early! Can he do that when he’s the reason I broke the lease though? And there’s something in there about my jeopardizing his livelihood, because I told the school what had happened so that they would know what he did before allowing him to advertise his room to students. This is too much stress when I’m trying to get on Chopped so that I can hopefully win prize money and start towards opening my own place

Apr. 24th, 2018


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I can't believe it's been a month since we got the green light to make the season of my new show! Time has really flied while having fun!!

They've set a premiere date for the show, which is going to run over the summer. It's set to run Sunday evenings from May 27 until August! We're going to have a 13 episode season.

I hope you'll all love it! I want to have a big party when the first episode premieres! :)

Apr. 1st, 2018


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It's the apeepcalypse out there! I managed to capture one of those cute killer bunnies.

I named it George.

Mar. 25th, 2018


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THIS IS A BAD FORTUNE

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Mar. 17th, 2018


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So I'm gonna make this official. I'm alterin' my practice a bit.

If you gots Dreams an' you need someone to talk to, I'm your girl! If you ain't got cash, just pay me in donuts, I figure I oughta pay it forward. I'll even sign off on your meds if ya need 'em!

Mar. 13th, 2018


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So I forgot to share with y'all that I found out what happened next after half my crew was about to mutiny. Someone blasted me from behind and shot out the fin in my head, which is why I woke up with it a while back all busted.

Well, in the dreams when I woke up, I was tied to a chair in my own ship and the half of my crew that turned against me decided to start executin' those who were still loyal to me. By sendin' em out of an airlock into space. Wasn't nothin' I could do about it but watch and feel sorry for myself I'd gotten my crew into this mess. All cuz I was soft on Quill.

Shittiest feeling in the world, watching good men die and being too broken to do much about it. I swear if Taserface were here right now, I wouldn't hesitate to beat the hell outta him and then put him full 'a holes with my Yaka arrow. Makes my blood boil that dumbass took over my crew and did what he done to 'em.

Mar. 12th, 2018


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So apparently this is like some internet hang out for people to meet and talk about batshit crazy dreams? What kind of weed are you guys smoking because I seriously want some of that shit.

Mar. 7th, 2018


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So to top everything off, I have a bully.

And guess what kind of animal he is? (For the record, I'm an adorable fluffy bunny in my dreams)

It's bad enough when your parents don't want you to do something new and different, but to have a bully literally push you to the ground and tell you it'd never happen?

Can't dream me catch a break? Won't someone believe in me??

Feb. 19th, 2018


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Lets be real sweetcakes, who wouldn't be in love with Idris Elba?

Feb. 18th, 2018


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Is anyone ordained?

Feb. 14th, 2018


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I figure I gotta announce this here, because you're all my friends!

But Idris Alba and I are gettin' married!

I just gotta tell him first

Feb. 13th, 2018


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Okay so these dreams. Do they have to have some type of supernatural element? Or can they like just feel like memories of another life?

I think I might have had one but I’m not entirely sure. It was all pretty normal. Just me back in high school. Although in these dreams I’m dating the older brother of the new kid in school. Pretty sure the relationship is on the abusive side too. I wish dream!me would just grow some balls and stand up to him already. Even weirder? I know him here too, only we never dated he was just one of my teachers in high school. Is that normal?

Jan. 19th, 2018


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I could have lived without a talking cat showing up in my dreams and trying to stick his claws in my baked goods. And trying to convince me to put fish in my desserts. At least I had today off from work so I could get some housework done and not need to worry about cooking anything.

[Thor]
Did I leave my phone charger at your house?

Jan. 16th, 2018


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It's kind of eerie how these dreams are paralleling my real life, right down to my divorce. Was that necessary? Now I can have failed in both my dream life and my real life.

I've met Jim finally though. In case you were wondering if he's as much of an ass in my dreams as he is in real life, he definitely is. Ask him about the Kobayashi Maru test.

Jan. 10th, 2018


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IMPORTANT QUESTION

Does a straw have one hole or two?

Dec. 4th, 2017


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I didn't dock in California so that my gorgeous boat could be covered in SNOW.

Oh sure, it's magical, right? Some kind of... I don't know, people keep telling me Orange County's more fun and interesting than I thought, and then here we go. Snow that won't stop falling.

How'm I supposed to have a nice boat party with snow all over? Alright look, I love a good party and I love a good challenge and THIS is a challenge I willingly accept. But I think I'm going to have to hire a crew on again just to clear it all off.

Maybe that's all for the best, the crew I find might be cute.

Dec. 1st, 2017


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So the real reason Bats keeps training all those Robins an' Batgirls an' junk is so that there’s eventually this gradually cascading order of vigilantes protecting the city, right? When you defeat one, there’s a slightly smaller one just behind, ready to kick your butt.

Batryoshka dolls.

Nov. 24th, 2017


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The Christmas music started.