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May. 18th, 2015


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My ex?boyfriend has been murder- missing for like a week now and there is a bunch of other weird shit going on. It's definitely time to drink. So done being depressed.

Apr. 18th, 2015


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I have got... a horse in my flat. It's brilliant! Well. Won't be for long, not when nature calls, so I've got to get my horse somewhere to his liking. But, the point is: where could I stash my horse until other options become available? The TARDIS has got to

Neal, does the place you work at have any room for Arthur? My horse, not my car. I realise now where my old girl's name came from. Hah!

Apr. 10th, 2015


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I have to say, I never envisioned myself learning fencing, let alone attempting to teach it.

My apologies Hans for not being as quick on the uptake as some of your youngest students.

Apr. 7th, 2015


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And the dreams are back.

Two things I learned:
People need to cope with grief better. Erasing memories and/or running away? Not okay.
People need to learn to knock. I am tired of being walked in on in a towel.

That's my advice for the day.

Apr. 4th, 2015


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And here I thought April Fools Day was on Wednesday. This place has the most unnerving sense of humor.

I would like to have my own body back now. I have classes to teach come Monday.

Mar. 13th, 2015


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I need a new phone. Any suggestions?

Mar. 3rd, 2015


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If there's one thing these dreams love to echo, it's this: villains don't get happy endings, even if they're no longer the villain.

Feb. 28th, 2015


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As if motels weren't terrible, ugly places to begin with. My last set of dreams completely crossed going to one off my list forever, even as a bucket list thing.

Feb. 25th, 2015


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Sweet mother of god, I thought I was done dreaming. Has anyone resorted to Nyquil addiction just to avoid all this? It almost seems more preferable at this point.

I just...there are these mountains and a magic urn and snow and so much with the snow and the things and the stuff and fuck this Nordic fuckery, I can't.

Feb. 18th, 2015


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Sucks that I had a broken hand and nose for like, a few days. But yay for being healed! Going through midterms when there are bombs going off is killer. No, sir. I don't like it.

Looking forward to the end of the school year. I have so much work to do to make sure I keep my grades up. That being said, I'm having the world's largest Mocha Frappe ever made with my lunch. I might not sleep for three days, but it's worth it.

Feb. 12th, 2015


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Does anyone have new information about the spike of crime? Privately, or publicly, whichever. I'm just curious because me and my companions were nearly blown up in a bar last night. It's not really your normal, everyday occurrence.

Jan. 30th, 2015


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I've finally woken up with something from my dreams that didn't involve needing to go to the hospital.

I have a dog now. His name is Prada.

Jan. 29th, 2015


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So thanks to last night's little incident, I suppose I'll make some kind of 'magical public announcement,' though healing isn't really my expertise. (And Severus, this might be more up your alley, to be honest.)

Should anyone, for whatever reason, get shot, run over, stabbed, and whatever other bodily injury is going around these parts thanks to the area's infestation of illegal activity, there are people who can help speed up the healing process in unconventional ways.

So if anyone with the ability to wants to provide their services, make yourselves known in case.

Jan. 22nd, 2015


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Helloooooo Orange County! How are all of you beautiful, beautiful people?

I am Lalna and I am conducting an extremely sober survey. I have reasons. They aren't secret or anything but I'm going to pretend they are because I like the allure of mystery.

If you feel so inclined, please answer the following questions;

OFFICIALLY UNOFFICIAL ORANGE COUNTY SURVEY OF WEIRD MOTHERTRUCKIN' DREAM CRAP )

Jan. 20th, 2015


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Has anyone found any proof yet that these dreams are just dreams? Nothing based on past or alternate lives or... or parallel worlds or anything like that? Statistics about how related dreams are just a bizarre coincidence?

I need to know that they're just dreams. Just realistic dreams. Really, really, really realistic dreams.

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Anyone have dreams about being royalty?

Jan. 19th, 2015


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I think I was fairly successful in convincing the mugger who thought trying to rob the guy with the sword was a good idea that an épée is a valid weapon to use for self defense. He should be happy I prefer the épée over the sabre. I mean, if he'd had a gun I would have just handed everything over but he didn't so I figured I stood a valid chance. But I'm fine, just at the police station pressing charges, in case anyone is worried.

[Marguerite]

I will come over to your place to prove in person that I'm A-OK if you want.

Jan. 10th, 2015


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Does anyone know if there's someone who knows how to get memories back? A friend suggested I try hypnotism, but most of the people I contacted are the "high school parties, can't actually hypnotize people" type.

Jan. 9th, 2015


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Oh my God. Hundreds of festival guests getting caught in sticky resin on the steps of the palace is incredibly funny in retrospect. But seriously? I don't know what Dream-Me was thinking. He was just so desperate At least it sort of worked, even if it made a disaster of a mess. He got a clue. A shoe.

Jan. 8th, 2015


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So I was in class this morning, and someone threw a rock through the window of the classroom next door to mine. I was right next to the windows, too, so I heard the CRASH as if it was just like, next to my head instead of twenty feet away, or however far it was. Talk about crazy! I don't like it when people are going nuts, you know? I wish I could sleep, but I'm still so wired--even twelve hours later I'm still antsy about the whole thing. Not sitting next to the window anymore on campus in my classes. I don't want a rock to hit me in the head if I'm too close to the side. I hope no one was hurt. I glanced in there on my way to the bathroom, and there was shattered glass all over the floor. Some people just have no respect, you know? I don't understand wanting to break something simply because you can.

Jan. 4th, 2015


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So I guess I should get cracking with this thing, it's been a while since I last kept a journal (junior high maybe?) so I'm not really sure what to write. Things back then seemed so much easier to talk about about and now it seems... not so much. Apparently these dreams I've been hearing about aren't just affecting a few select people but everyone. I guess I'll be paying more attention to the network from now on. I still don't really understand them or how they work. Are they really dreams or are they memories? Either way I've been talking to a lot of people I know about them and I guess I won't know what they're like until I have them too. I so didn't sign up for this...

[Caroline]

Hubbs is still being a jerk. I'm starting to feel like a kid who's bubble just popped.

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I guess a new year means new dreams.

I am starting to notice a theme. Apparently my dream self is attracted to guys who can kill vampires by biting. And of course they all bite her. Just my luck. Bright side - at least I keep surviving.

College is very different from college here. Probably because I never have time to actually go to class, always too busy with the latest crisis. I do seem to make time for the parties though. Can’t miss those.

On another note, is there anyone from your dreams that you always wished wasn’t in them, but then when they are gone you kind of want them back? Or am I just crazy?

Jan. 2nd, 2015


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If anyone feels the need to fess up in stealing my car, feel free to do so.

I promise I'll be quick to forgive. In the form of cutting your goddamn spleen out instead of outright murdering you.

Dec. 26th, 2014


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Not even naps are sacred. I suppose I've earned my medicine when it comes to being tortured, though. Neal, your fiance was a total peach, by the way. Wished my Queen half would have pulled her spine out and fed it to her.

Now it's Neverland with the Royal Family, Captain Guyliner, and Reptile Face. Because my dreams couldn't get more like a bad Disney movie. Just let me slaughter everyone on that goddamn island so I can save my son and be done with all this.

On another note, anyone with inflatable Christmas decor on their yard should be ashamed of themselves. Get out. What on Earth were you thinking that you thought it was a good idea? Can we please move on from the tacky holiday decorations and at least try and make an effort to make things look nice for once.

Dec. 15th, 2014


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I'm really sorry it took me until today to post something, but I've got good news at least. Cora woke up today, and they say that after a couple more days of observation, she'll be able to go home. What made me a little mad was they just said she had some kind of "strange pneumonia," which is totally stupid, but she's better, so I'm not going to fight about it.

Dec. 11th, 2014


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[Any characters with extra-sensitive hearing and/or are in Pitzer College Campus right now, there was a horribly loud banshee scream.]

Where is Cora? I'm not getting any response from her phone and I have this horrible feeling, like I just know something is wrong. Anyone at UCI? Can you tell me anything? Please.

Dec. 9th, 2014


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I love doing all my Christmas shopping online! It's how I used to do it when I was a kid. I've got more people to shop for now than I ever have before, though. You don't think that Fed Ex and UPS and USPS are going to have problems getting through this snow, do you? I mean, they don't in other states, but they're probably not used to having to deliver in it around here. I hope I didn't forget anyone! Now that the semester is winding down, I've been taking a break from studying (fifteen minutes every two hours) so that I can do some online shopping and social media. Becuase I don't want to go completely crazy! I HAVE to do well this semester! It sets up all of my college career! So... lots of coffee. My heating bill is gonna be up the wall. Three cups in, and I'm out of marshmallows! Does anyone else put marshmallows in coffee, or is that just me?

Dec. 3rd, 2014


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Observations instead of studying.

1. The quarter system is annoying because of the small break since it means there's no time to go on a project until the summer.

2. Snow means there are less people on the running trails.

3. Read a word enough times in a single sitting, and it suddenly becomes foreign. Case in point: Machiavelli's The Prince.

Dec. 2nd, 2014


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Finally finished replacing my mirrors. And most of my windows. I'll gladly pass on the magic stuff if it meant less of my things being subject to shattering. Oh, and that funny look when an acquaintance glances at my yard and asks why there's a crypt dead in the center.

I'm sure there's a spell to keep it hidden from view if I actually look. Or I can go the practical route and bulldoze it. Either or sounds effective.

Pulled down all the apples from the tree to save it from the cold snow in California, how curious and now I have an abundance. I'll give them away for free. And if you're wondering, no. They're not poisonous. I'm going to nip that suspicion in the bud before 'evil queen' gossip spreads. You're all quite welcome.

Dec. 1st, 2014


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I'm afraid that I am in a bit of a quandary this morning, and thus, feel the need to put the question to the community at large:

Did everyone wake up to both unseasonable snow and a wolf in their beds, or am I alone in this situation?

Pictorial evidence of said wolf in said bed )

The wolf answers to the name Diefenbaker, although "answer" may be overstating his responsiveness a bit. If this wolf is, indeed, the wolf from the particularly vivid dreams that have been plaguing me of late made manifest, I must admit I am quite perplexed.

Nov. 30th, 2014


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I've spent the weekend helping my mom decorate for Christmas. So much for my plan to get some studying done. Hopefully I can pass my classes. Oh well, at least her place looks amazing and I am officially excited for Christmas!

Nov. 17th, 2014


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Whoever decided that kitten therapy is a thing may be my best friend.

Watch the adorableness!

I really wish I had one of those boxes some days. Or actually, maybe I should just get a kitten or two. I've been wanting a pet for a while and it'll help keep me company in this big 'ol place.

Especially since I'm still undecided about what to do for Thanksgiving. Not sure if I want go visit my parents or if I want to stay here. And if I do stay here, not completely sure where I what I would do for Thanksgiving. I would attempt to make my own dinner, but I may burn down the place.

Nov. 11th, 2014


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Does anyone ever feel like they were ridiculously under-prepared when it came to the Dreams? Like there were things you should have been told but weren't?

Nov. 7th, 2014


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AAH 12 days until my birthday!!

Oct. 30th, 2014


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Debating the benefits of the wig. My hair's not really long enough for the look I'm going for for Halloween... but extensions are expensive. (Like someone already posted....) What say you all? To Wig or Not To Wig? Wigs are also expensive. Hrm.

I have a feeling with the dress alone people will know what I'm dressing as.

What about you, Jane? Oh, partner in crime? Are you wearing a wig tomorrow?

Oct. 24th, 2014


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Some guy on campus handed me this flyer thing today, inviting me to go to this Halloween party at his house. He was... really forward. ANd he smelled really bad. And when I said I might bring my boyfriend to the party, he told me boyfriends weren't allowed. And guys had to pay to go? I don't know it was really awful, and he wouldn't go away and leave me alone.

See, Caroline? Buffy? We need to have lunch together every day to avoid the creeps!

[Private to Hans]
Do you have Halloween Plans? I was kinda hoping to stay in, watch scary movies and pass out candy? There are a dozen kids in my apartment complex who have all stopped me on my way in and out to ask me what kind of candy I'll be passing out.

Oh, and don't let me forget I need to buy some candy.

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There are too many of those reality competition shows. Now they even have ones for kids. I already feel untalented enough watching the skills adults have. I don't need to see 10 year olds cooking amazing meals or designing clothes. At least I have eternity to figure out my skills.

Oct. 23rd, 2014


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I've been thinking about it for a while, and one thing I miss doing is fencing. I thought I saw that there was someone on here who was a fencing instructor. Any chance we could talk if there is?

[Family & Friends]

So I want to dress up this year, even if it's just to pass out candy. I just can't think of what to dress as. I kind of don't want to do anything scary, and nothing with a mask. Anyone have any ideas?

Oct. 18th, 2014


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Pancakes at 10pm on a Saturday is a beautiful thing.

Oct. 16th, 2014


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How do you deal with learning your dream self is a monster?

[*Derek Hale, Cora Hale, Lydia Martin]

Oct. 15th, 2014


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So, this is the network, right? My coworkers keep talking about this place. Some weird stuff, too. Is it all true? Hit me with your best shot.

Oh, I'm Kate. I teach self defense, archery and fencing. I'm always looking for new students, so if you're interested, you can email or call me. [Work Email address and Work Phone Number]

Oct. 14th, 2014


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Nothing like waking up from dreams of frenzy bloodlust, recreational slaughter and the occasional heart removal. By the means of ripping them from chests. Specifically my mother's.

Bourbon for breakfast.

Oct. 8th, 2014

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Thank god I am not stuck with that overgrown baboon anymore. He totally ruined dance practice for me, and I swear if I see another idiot waving a sword around I might scream.

Plus he would have ruined my birthday this weekend.

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Everything seems to be falling apart nicely, at least in my dreams. Makes me wonder what the right thing to do here. Seems like people who put on the kind of uniform I wear don't get happy endings. Maggie'll understand. I hope.

Also woke up with puncture marks in my neck.

Do not want.

Now I can't stop thinking that it would be better if I left Elsa, too...earn a masters degree in breaking up with fiances.

Oct. 7th, 2014


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Hello.

[Added filter to Remy]
Feeling any better?

Oct. 2nd, 2014


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I'm not dead, I promise. Just being affected by Orange County Weirdness. Hanging out with my new best friend Hiccup.

Anyone have any idea what's going on this time?

Oct. 1st, 2014


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'I am Groot'?

I don't even know what a Groot is, but somehow it seems to be me. Only, I'm not really me, more like a giant, walking, talking tree alien. And when I talk it seems all anyone ever hears is 'I am Groot', or so I'm told.

Well, except for the talking raccoon. He understands everything I say.

Seems I've finally joined the club with this dreamin' stuff.

Sep. 28th, 2014


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This is my theme song for today. Still in my pajamas at 1.

Sep. 26th, 2014


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Being an adult is weird.

I have learned a bit too much about college this month.

And I walked in on my roommate and some guy... doing the doo. Aren't you supposed to leave a tie or a sock or something on the door? Isn't that how they do it in the movies? Do guys just carry around ties for the purpose of warding away intruders? Are girls supposed to provide that? I don't have a tie. Should I go buy one?

Not that I'm planning to... do the doo but just as a precaution. I wouldn't want to be rude to my roommate.

Even though she's really weird.

I hope she can't read this...

Sep. 23rd, 2014


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I'm not normally home on Tuesday nights, but my board meeting was canceled tonight, so I have nothing else going on. Is there any good television on Tuesday nights?