omg I've been eating cake for hours at the garage. My coworkers bought a discounted wedding cake to surprise me for my birthday... I've been stuffed with fondant all day.
A word of advice - if your boss at the job you're leaving asks you to stay until your replacement can start just say NO.
Otherwise you might end up in the hospital stuck eating this food which tastes like crap nothing I actually want to eat. Which brings me to my point - I will give 50 bucks to the first person who brings me a bacon cheeseburger meal. I'm in [hospital room number]
And even with getting shot in the leg - not the worst Valentines Day I've ever had.
How do you manage to get sick in Orange County? It's practically summer here compared to other climates. But I've had a non-stop headache all freakin' day. Nothing I take is touching it.
Fuck my life. This better go away, do you know how hard it is to do your physics homework when your brain is throbbing?
And no, before anyone says it, I didn't drink anything last night. It's not a hangover.
It's officially open! Four Star Karate Dojo has been opened just off Huntington Beach.
Belt tests and initial classes are being held this upcoming week; no appointments necessary. Any age is welcome, though I do ask 12 and under that if your parents can come with you that would be fantastic.
Classes start at $10 a class. That's a good price, right? Or a good meal, because I really can't cook!
Mr. Binky Golden Girls Betsy Tacos Chimichangas Explosives My Little Pony Explosives Fighting Wolvie Golden Girls Hanging out at the nursing home Explosives
If it wasn't Buzzfeed, I'd never know what to feed myself or how to make it. The expectation-vs-reality thing is still pretty prominent, but if it tastes good in the end I'm not going to complain. It's all the same in the end, anyway.
(For the record, broccoli-and-cheese stuffed potatoes are a lot of effort, but worth the time.)
Well looks like I won some nice mula in the company Superbowl box game. I know I'll have at least a quarter of my office brooding tomorrow and the rest of the employees happier than if it was Christmas. For geeks and numbers guys, I really expected most of them to be watching for the commercials more than anything else.
That being said, well played Seahawks. And it was good to see Morpheus again. You can never have too many Matrix referencing commercials.
I quit my job As of February 4th I'll officially be looking for a new job. Anybody know of someplace looking for a guy with a degree in criminal psychology? And more guts than brains according to my last CO?
[Kenzi] Want to come over and distract me from my job search?
[Tink] If you haven't told my mama yet - now's probably the best time. I'm pretty sure she's yelled out right now. I thought she'd be happy I was staying in the area
My Christmas shopping only took like an hour. I also only have three people to shop for. The lines were insane and some places were smoking total crack on their prices but the five finger discount still works for me. Thank God I don't have to deal with those crowds any longer. Time to order some pizza.
I hope everyone had a WONDERFUL Halloween! I did not go out as planned. You know that whole not talking thing. Which is super depressing. I'd even picked up a costume to go to work in. But oh well.
Here's hoping I get my voice back soon. I miss talking.
Ok, so I wouldn't normally post this sort of thing, but this marching band is amazing! Such great vision to put it all together and so skilled that you forget sometimes that they're actually people doing it all!
Being stuck in the office is boring as hell. And all because I got hit with whatever this thing going around that's making people lose their voices. I guess there are some perks to being stuck on desk duty. I finally got caught up on paperwork. I don't see what the big deal is, all the important things were turned in on time. This was just the follow-up stuff
[Tink] Reno trip still on? I might not be able to talk right now but I can still have fun.
Hello. Is that how you start something like this? I am having a hard time--the letters are in the wrong order. Two nice strangers gave me this device. I'm not exactly sure why..
I have a question about these memories/dreams/whatever they are. Is it common for people from them to be ... Not just dreams or anything themselves? But real? Do you generally find yourselves meeting the people you've dreamt about, I guess, is what I'm asking.
I maybe should have put two-and-two together sooner, but this is the first time I've had these things be more than just blurs to me. I'm just wondering if maybe my actual life is starting to bleed into this, or if it's working the other way around.
I'm getting very excited for Halloween! Not just because it's an enjoyable holiday, but because my best friend is having a magic show. I haven't been to one of his shows in far too long, I'm very much looking forward to seeing it.
Does anyone have any favourite Halloween movies they could recommend? I feel in the mood to watch something a little scary, to get myself ready for the big day.
What am I doing on this lovely Wednesday evening? Oh you know....just sitting in my Grandmother's house and watching my girlfriend freak out about the Red Sox in this World Series game. I don't know when the last time my grandmother watched a sporting event, but Martha was quite insistent. I think she's scaring my grandmother with the celebrating she's been doing.
I so don't enjoy peer mediation. I hope that doesn't make me a horrible guidance counselor. But no matter what I say or how long I sit with these girls in my office...it won't make them go back to being friends. Basically they got a free period and in two weeks whatever they were fighting about will be old news. I just end up with a headache.
[Katherine] You should come over for dinner. I feel like I haven't seen you in too long.
Damn. That was one fucking weird dream nightmare. I kind of felt like Dorothy in Oz. But this was way scarier. I'd take the Wicked Witch over Baba Yaga any day.
What does my mama do when I miss Sunday dinner? Turns me coming over on Monday into a matchmaking opportunity chance for me to meet one of the girls kids she worked with while I was away. Sometimes I think that woman just cares too much. She shouldn't be giving them her address. It's got to be against some rule
[Private to Dyson] I think she might be getting herself in trouble Mama sent you a plate through me. Want me to bring it in to work? Or just keep it here to eat myself one of these nights? Unless you're actually going to come by and see the place.
It's another great day for genetic engineering. Now I must get in on this burgeoning bio-luminescent pet market by manipulating them so they glow under normal nighttime conditions, without a black light.
People get way too bent outta shape over being given the wrong size drink. I can't be expected to hear a pig fart through that drive-thru speaker, even if someone plastered the pig's ass against it, OK? It sounds like ZZZZTZZZT-ra LARGE PEPSI-ZZZT-BZZZZZZZZZZZZZ makes me want to stab myself in the face with a plastic spoon ZZZZZZSSSSSSSTTTTstaticZZSST.
So ya got a large drink instead of an extra large? Big deal. Learn to pronunciate or talk louder, dammit. You think someone would figure that out after I say "WHAT?!" fifty billion friggin' times.
Konniiichiiiii...umm...HELLO. My name is Inoue Ori...uhh...ORIHIME Inoue and I am from Karakura Town in west district of Tokyo Japan! I'm here to be on a scholars ship to go to LCAD for illustrations. I'm working on a...ohh...you will not call it manga but it is comic I think? It is titled THE ADVENTURES OF STINKY SQUIRREL vs ROBO-LORD & HIS DREAD TURKEY ARMY!!!! I am writing and drawing it. I don't know how much I should be talking on this about my self? BUT! I have been practicing my speaking and writing English since my aunt told me to go to this place for school. I hope it will bring great things and good times! ^_^
♥ I am looking toward eating everything I can shovel into my face and to meeting new peoples! ♥
I am totally learning some trick with spinning bottles to add to my bartending skills. I had to wait for an empty bottle. I wasn't trying that with a glass bottle full of good booze. That would just be a waste. Considering I've already broken two. Whoops. I now have plastic though. And I think I've totally got the spin down.
I've heard guys list off everything from their girlfriends to their dog as to what they miss most back home. For me it was always one thing: my momma's cooking. I don't think I'll be saying that for awhile thanks to how much of it I ate last night. Not until next weekend at least.