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Jun. 27th, 2017


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Wait...I HAVE ANOTHER COMIC?

"I Am Groot"

I don't know how I feel about reading about mini-baby me. I kinda liked the other Groot comic where mini-me was still...me.

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In other news, my suit came in today for the wedding. I was afraid I'd gained a bit since I haven't had as much time for the gym as usual, but thank God it still fit fine.

Holy crap, I'm getting married in like, a month and change.
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Jun. 24th, 2017


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If I was to start up a bi-weekly or monthly cooking class at Baxter Bakery, would anyone be interested?

Jun. 23rd, 2017


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Hello, I found my way onto this Valarnet after being told about it, so I thought I should introduce myself. My name is Diana Prince, and I am new to not only this area, but to this country. I am looking to meet new people and learn more about this place!

Jun. 11th, 2017


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Guys you aren't going to believe this shit but I'm half GOD. With a little g. So like, half god and I have celestial powers.

And as soon as I can figure out how I'm gonna BUILD SOME SHIT. I can make a ball right now. All the balls.

This totally explains how I held that infinity stone and didn't die in space and have a predisposition for being able to get the shit kicked out of me and stay in one piece.

HOW FUCKING AWESOME IS THAT.

Jun. 5th, 2017


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Okay so I just busted into a song from that Hamilton musical while on line getting lunch. Something about not throwing away a shot.

I've never seen Hamilton. I've never seen a musical in my life for all my years in NYC. But I've been singing songs from them randomly the past couple days.

At least this time I got a couple people applauding instead of the weird looks I was getting those other times.

May. 12th, 2017


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15 Things You Didn't Know About Groot

I am Groot, yo.

May. 6th, 2017


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So went to see Guardians of the Galaxy 2 last night, despite the Star Wars chaos going on around us at the moment. I won't give spoilers, but as the kids these days say: THE FEELS. SO MUCH FEELS.

And of course, the movie has a lot of laughs too. I'm a little bummed that movie me has basically started from scratch development wise. In the comics, I retain who I am and who I know, and everything so that really I'm not a 'baby Groot' so much as just a really tiny version of myself. But the movie literally has me at like, little kid age. And I'm not the brightest crayon in the box either, which, is kinda not cool.

BUT. Still loved it. I wanted to find Rocket and give him a giant hug afterwards, but I know that's not his thing.

Apr. 25th, 2017


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So, is it weird I pre-ordered tickets to Guardians of the Galaxy 2 as soon as they were available and are kinda counting down the days till it comes out? I mean, this is stuff I haven't dreamed of yet!
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Apr. 19th, 2017


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So dream me finally formulates a way to get out of prison. A lot of other shit happened before that like Pete making fun of me cause I'm a raccoon. Dude, why would you do that? I thought we were friends. And making fun of Groot because all he says is "I am Groot." Rude, I tell ya. I didn't like you much at that point.

But yeah, the best part was the escape plan. Told Pete I needed some guy's prosthetic leg, when I really didn't. But I don't think Pete knew that because he went to get it anyway.

Apr. 17th, 2017


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These dreams really feel sometimes like they are almost normal, and then they turn around and that changes in an instant.

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Mar. 27th, 2017


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Subject 89P13.

Guess that's what I was called when they did experiments on me. Dream me. Not me me.

And apparently I got a reputation in the universe. Figures.

We got caught, processed, and sent to this place called the Kyln. And I'm pretty sure dream me was already confident that I'd escape out of there.

Still... subject 89P13. I can see why I chose Rocket.

Mar. 22nd, 2017


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Hm, looks like my dreams decided to do a highlight reel. Bits and pieces from what Rocket described on here earlier in the month about how we met Quill and Gamora (you forgot about the part where we get arrested, bud), but mine are skipping all over: the breakout at the Kiln, some of the stuff that went down on Knowhere, me randomly giving a little girl a flower. Good times, good times.

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It's decidedly strange, when moving to a new place, when the list of things you should check out includes a network.

I expected the laundromats, the coffee houses, the entertainment shit. A network? Wasn't on my priority list until it was brought up, and then curiosity.

So what's the big deal?

Mar. 14th, 2017


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I legit miss having my dreams. Seeing the others from them posting about where they are at...it's like, knowing the end of a really cool movie and doing all you can to not give out spoilers. I'd rather be dreaming along with 'em.


ANYHOW. Wedding plans are coming along, bit by bit. Flowers are done (of course, hello), we all know who's providing the cake :D, location's squared away. We're workin' on invitations and eventually food. And decorations. Yeah, we kinda need someone for that. Any takers?

Mar. 13th, 2017


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Ugh, did you ever just have one of those days? One of those days where nothing seems to be going right? I spilled so much flour this morning. What a waste. And then we ran out of coffee beans. Well, just the light roast, but so many people enjoy it. Turns out I thought I'd ordered enough, but apparently not. I'll have to order extra next time.

Just... all my fault. I can't even blame it on anyone else! Such a bad mood.

Maybe a hot chocolate and a scone will help.

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I need gift ideas. My brother's son is about to celebrate his first birthday and I'm a little at a loss.

Oh, wise internet... what say ye?

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In the latest installment of "Rocket's weird dreams that might be another life", I find myself going after a bounty. That's right, I'm looking at you Pete. But it doesn't go as planned, Gamora is fighting him (was wondering when I'd see you in my dreams in a non-sexy sort of way) so I tackle her and we're scuffling. I gotta say I'm pretty scrappy fighter for a raccoon that's a third of her size. Told Groot to get Pete in the bag while I had her distracted, but the big idiot didn't know his genders and tried to put HER in the bag. Ruined everything. Anyway she throws me into a glass panel on a completely different level (did I mention that this place has got multiple levels of sidewalks?), and I survived. Apparently whatever experiments they did on me makes me extra durable or some shit.

So anyway Pete jumps down to the lower level to get this shitty orb from Gamora, they fight. He does something that sends her flying through the air, and in that moment Groot finally gets Quill in the bag! You'd think that was the end of it right? No - Gamora comes back and starts cutting at Groot with a sword, cutting pieces of him off until he loses an entire limb. She goes after Quill (again) in the bag, but he stuns her this time and takes off running.

Anyway, long story short in the end I shoot Quill right in the back. Don't worry, I don't kill him. I stun him, and he goes down like a log. I gotta say that part was satisfying after how much trouble he gave me and Groot.

I think that was the first time we all met. Wasn't as happy as I thought it would be considering the fact that we're all friends now. Honestly, I don't even know how we all became friends because right now I'm not sure I like any of them.

Feb. 23rd, 2017


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So I'm just gonna put this here cuz I just can't keep it to myself anymore. I can't wait for some people to quit thinkin' it's just the water.

I know the right people are gonna know what this means, if they've dreamed that far.

All right, here goes:

I am Groot!

Feb. 20th, 2017


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Oh boy, these dreams. Better than going to the movies, I tell ya. Shit, maybe I should write a script for what I'm seeing in this brain of mine and make millions off the movie.

Latest installment: I'm on a planet named Xandar. Lots of weird ass people on this place - I'm gonna call them aliens because they ain't all normal looking. Then again, I'm a furball with a big ass gun on my back so who am I to judge? Anyway the big tree? Groot? Yeah, he's drinking out of a water fountain like it ain't no thing. It's just something that people do, except it ain't because no one else is doing it.

Then I find a big bounty. Lots of credits (because that's what people use). And then it ends before it repeats from the beginning. So let me tell ya feeling the torture of being experimented on (again) ain't good. My back literally hurts from it.

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Don't take this the wrong way, but you were in my dream. You were the bounty that me and Groot found. Hilarious.

Feb. 7th, 2017


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Now we're talking with these dreams. I'm a raccoon, that much is a given, and you know what? I've come to accept that somehow my psyche thought a raccoon was the best way for me to work through this PTSD shit. But whatever. Last night was a doozy. Me and the talking tree, whose name is Groot, by the way, become bounty hunters.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Can you believe that shit? And guess what?? We're in fucking space! And there are jails in space, and we got a spaceship, and like the badass that I am in real life I break us out of jails whenever we get caught.

It's great. Keep this up, OC water. These dreams are almost as good as going to the movies.

Jan. 26th, 2017


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I keep seeing people mentioning dreams all up on this network. Like it's some trendy thing to do or whatever. Did anyone stop to think that maybe they're putting something in our water, huh, to make us have these fucked up dreams. Like, ain't it weird? I think it's weird. Please tell me I'm not the only one that thinks this shit is for the birds.

So last night, as long as we're all in a sharing mood, I had a dream that wasn't as fucked as my first one, but still... whatever. I don't even know where my brain is coming up with this stuff. I met a tree. A living tree. Now before you get all smart with me and say "all trees are alive", this tree could walk and it had arms. And it could talk. Well, it wasn't that good with talking because all it kept saying was "I am Groot." But like, I understood it? He said those three words over and over, but it translated as long ass sentences in my head.

I'm supposed to go to work in a few, but all I can think about is this damned talking tree. All I gotta say is there better not be any bomb threats today otherwise we're all up shit creek because my headspace ain't in it.

Jan. 16th, 2017


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I'm not sure what my school computer was trying to tell me when it showed me this place (I did wait until I was home to actually look into it), but hello!

My name is Aurora. I'm honestly not sure what else to say except that my book of birthday flora tells me that today's flora is Iceland moss, which is supposed to symbolize health, so I hope everyone is feeling well today. If anyone isn't, you could tell me some of your symptoms and maybe I could make a tea blend for you.

Jan. 15th, 2017


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I had the weirdest fucking dream about a raccoon last night. I knew PTSD wouldn't be a walk in the park, but a raccoon being tortured? I've seen some shit in my life but nothing like that dream. I'm gonna need a drink.

Jan. 9th, 2017


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The past week and a half have been the best days of my life: getting engaged to the most amazing woman in the world, my best friend moving back into town, and the business Rick and I set up is taking off.

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Plus my Dream crew are here!
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Honestly not sure how life could get much better 😎

Jan. 5th, 2017


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What's up OC?

Rocco's back in town. Trying to get caught up on shit that I missed. Introducing myself to folks that don't know me. Trying to find my best friend that doesn't answer his text messages anymore apparently, but it's cool. It's cool. We'll catch up eventually and then he'll get it.

Haha! Anyway, I'm sure I'll see some of you cretins around.

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Hello, I'm Gamora. I'm new to this network, though it is obvious that your reputation precedes you. That being a general 'you,' obviously.

I have arrived from Hawaii, where the beaches are much better. But I enjoy the Mexican influence here much more. I work in both security and interior design - did you know that jewel tones and boho accents look to dominate in 2017?

I do not know what else to say.

Dec. 17th, 2016


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I uhm.

Nearly burned down my bedroom this morning, then blew out the window on accident with airbending.

I've always wanted to know what it was like to be the Avatar and it's hard to describe what this feel like. Except now I understand my dream friends a lot more.

Dec. 4th, 2016


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So is it just me or is everybody going around like this snow isn't unusual? Because from what I've read this is pretty strange for California.

Oct. 25th, 2016


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I've lost track of how many times I've watched this. Man oh man I better dream this stuff someday soon.

Guardians of the Galaxy 2 Trailer

Also, why the hell does baby me have a baby Groot sized version of Quill's jacket?

Oct. 24th, 2016


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Hard to believe that this time next week Audrey and I will be celebrating our 3rd wedding anniversary. We have two beautiful kids, a wonderful home and I still love her with all my heart. I'm a pretty lucky guy.

Oct. 20th, 2016


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Need some serious help with something:

What design should I do this year for pumpkin carving? I'm trying my hand at it instead of having a friend do it (though his zombie one that one year was AMAZING - except when it came to life).

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So nothing weird to report. Except for the strange homeless man that attempted to lick me in an effort to...I don't even know. I was too busy trying to avoid getting licked by a stranger. Today's been interesting.

Oct. 17th, 2016


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Just in time for Halloween, we visit a planet with aliens masquerading as...well a witch and warlock for lack of a better term.

Besides that, planets where computers wage war and people have to walk to their deaths as casualties. The inventor of the Warp Drive discovered alive in a symbiotic relation with an alien. A being claiming to be Apollo from Greek myth.

On a personal note, I dreamed I lost my brother and sister-in-law. Parasites who drive people to madness and destroy whole planets. We stopped the parasites, but we could only save my nephew.

And so soon after Edith

And now my first officer is acting strangely and I've set a course for Vulcan.

Sep. 16th, 2016


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[Cut for image, public post!] )

Sep. 5th, 2016


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Is it inappropriate to buy your werewolf boyfriend this shirt?

Click for image

Personally, I think it suits Derek. :P

Aug. 31st, 2016


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Has the attitude toward dispensaries for medicinal marijuana changed around here or is it still considered inappropriate to have a storefront around regular shopping centers?

I'm trying to find a place for one and real estate here doesn't come cheap, especially not commercially-zoned.

Aug. 24th, 2016


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So I was getting myself a Starbucks this morning when I overheard someone saying to someone else, something about Guardians of the Galaxy and some new 'art' for 'the new movie'.

I googled it while waiting in line. Because California Starbucks are not New York City Starbucks. They take their time.

I found this: Guardians of the Galaxy 2 Concept Art

That's my friends. From the dreams. And apparently a bigger version of baby Groot. Baby me. Fighting a giant tentacled thing while baby me is...peacing out? I dunno, that's just weird.

I thought maybe cuz it was early and I hadn't had my coffee yet I was seeing things, but the rabbit hole goes deeper.

There's a movie before this other one I mentioned above and THERE'S COMIC BOOKS. A CARTOON. AND MERCHANDISE.

This is so weird. Has anyone else had an experience like this?

Also is it wrong I kinda want this? Like right now ready to run into the nearest Toys R Us to find it?

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I... I think I watched ten hours of Netflix today. I can't tell if I'm proud of myself, or a little embarrassed and ashamed. Either way, I think my butt's asleep.

Aug. 23rd, 2016


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Finally. I thought I would never stop being a cat. I have to say that I'm pretty amazing at fighting. Even if I did sort of attack a giant wrecking ball because I thought it might be dangerous. So naturally we're being attacked by Set's creatures. Serpopards are really annoying. But then again, so is Set. Is anyone surprised? But I defeated them. Go me.

So of course we're running from people who are chasing us with a coffin and I might have stolen a car. Might.

Oddly, that care was outside of my place this morning. So that was probably the more surprising parts of my morning.

Jul. 25th, 2016


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Okay. This is a very important question I need answered:





What should I plant in this pot? It's the one the dreams gave me a while back. The one baby Groot was growing in. They even sent it with the alien soil, which should be interesting.

Jun. 21st, 2016


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I'm kinda gettin' tired of all these reboots and sequels coming out in theaters. TMNT, Now You See Me 2, Independence Day, Tarzan, Ghostbusters, The Purge Election Year (seriously, I lost count of how many of those films exist).

I think I'm going to go see Central Intelligence so I can laugh my ass off in a movie that doesn't feel like Hollywood is throwing up on me and expects me to like it.

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Even though I have the art talent of a three year old, this seems like something I'd want to try for fun!

May. 22nd, 2016


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SO NOT DEAD IN THE DREAMS! I LIIIIIVE!

Seems tree me is capable of surviving/regrowing so long as you plant a piece of me in some soil, and water it just like any other plant. That means dream me can pretty much survive ANYTHING except for fire. So right now I'm an adorable baby Groot jamming out on the dashboard of Quill's ship to the Jackson 5 (I can see my reflection in the window and it's freaking adorable). Guess music is good for plants after all.

May. 7th, 2016


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So I was informed that today is World Naked Gardening Day. Yes, it's apparently a thing, go figure. I'm just glad I don't have a garden.

May. 4th, 2016


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Okay Disney, I think you've taken the Star Wars experience thing a little too far this time.

Apr. 25th, 2016


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Holy crap I think I died in the dreams.

Apr. 16th, 2016


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OH MY GOSH KIMMY SCHMIDT

I haven't left the sofa in like, six hours. Someone send help! ...or at least, send take-out Chinese food!

Apr. 13th, 2016


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I guess I can add "talks to animals" to my list of usable skills. I meant to mention this before, but I got distracted trying to get down responding to them.

Apr. 12th, 2016


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It would appear I am now in possession of an infinity stone.

Apr. 9th, 2016


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I know what I'm doing tomorrow.