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Mar. 14th, 2018


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I love being in class with a bunch of theater nerds. If there is a song for any situation, you can bet someone will bring it up. Case in point, we decided today to debate Henry Higgins’ sexuality with the teacher, because Eliza Doolittle clearly is barking up the wrong tree there. The teacher actually thinks we’re reading things into the musical that aren’t there, but come on. He called himself a “confirmed bachelor” and everyone knows that was code back then for gay. She kept going on about how the time the musical took place wasn’t very accepting… proving our point. Because that’s why they needed to code it.

Eventually one of us decides to be an asshole* and break into “There! Right There!” from Legally Blonde the musical. I kind of feel sorry for my teacher for having to deal with half off the class singing “Is he gay or European?”, at the same time it was very fitting. And we were right.



*I might have been the asshole. Maybe. Possibly.

Feb. 15th, 2018


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Have you ever just looked in the mirror and just... that person there. That person is beautiful.

Feb. 9th, 2018


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Now that it’s actually time for me to start at the school I’m nervous. What if I blow it, and they decide they made a mistake after all letting me in and should have stuck to their rejection?

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So I had another dream. I left my man in the bend of the road for Mombi to find when she came back and he failed at scaring her. But she used a magic spell of some sort combined with a powder she had to bring him to life, and when I laugh she drags me out of where I was hiding to watch and was pretty mad at me over it. She locked my Pumpkinhead up in the stable and then took me into the house where I had to fix dinner, but Mombi refused to let me eat. Luckily I’d gathered some nuts while I was waiting for her to get home and hidden them in my pocket so as soon as she wasn’t looking I ate them.

I guess my little prank was the last straw for her though. She started brewing a potion that would turn me into a statue that she’s going to put in her garden. It has to cool until morning and of course that’s where I wake up. It’s so frustrating where these dreams choose to end sometimes!

Feb. 8th, 2018


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Okay so the party at my parent’s friends house wasn’t as lame as I thought it would be. At least it wasn’t once we found some hidden passages in the house and started exploring them. No clue yet what’s going to be on the other end of them but hopefully the next dream will shed some light on that. Maybe it’ll be a treasure room.

Feb. 7th, 2018


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Well, loves, last week was something, wasn't it? That little cutie, Armin, did try to warn me about how interesting Orange County could get.

My Yacht and I survived the experience well enough, though it got a bit dodgy the day of the earthquakes.

Is everyone I'm fond of alright? Aria aside, we already know how she's feeling. Go on, sound off.

Feb. 3rd, 2018


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Now that this disaster has managed to be averted, I’m going to take it on myself to make a bit of a public service announcement. Do all of us a favor if you get world ending crap from your dreams and don’t store it under your bloody bed! There’s a magic guild in the area that has a place that shit can be stored safely so that it doesn’t get stolen.

Jan. 27th, 2018


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If you know that someone you love is going to die in the dreams - should you tell them before they dream about it?

Jan. 21st, 2018


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Although I didn’t manage to get a surf Pikachu, I got confused on when the event was, I did manage to catch a couple of Plusles today. I don’t understand how they and the Minuns are not part of the Pikachu family. They honestly look like they should be alternate evolutions of the baby version.

Armin and I also got to try out something we got for when we want to take Zelda for a walk and Pan seems like he’s jealous. It’s a backpack like thing with a clear window for him to see out of. He got to go out to the dog park and look around from the safety of Armin’s backpack while Zelda ran around. Meanwhile Flopsy got to take a nap in her hutch without her siblings making noise and waking her up playing. By the time we got home, they wanted to sleep and she wanted to come out and play. But she’s not as noisy about it as the two of them are.

Jan. 20th, 2018


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I had another dream. I’m working as a host in that club to pay off my debt, and they are going to be hosting a dance party. Which I know absolutely nothing about dancing so… that’s fun. One of Tamaki’s regulars comes in and decides that I’m her new favorite, something he doesn’t seem that happy about. But she has offered to teach me how to dance and I’ve been threatened to being demoted back to errand boy if I don’t take her up on it. Mixed signals, Tama, mixed signals. I can’t not steal your client and also steal her?

I’m honestly not sure why she’s coming to the host club to start with, because she seems to have a crush on another boy, and even though she hasn’t told him and they’re still in high school, they’re somehow engaged. I have to be honest, I’m confused both here and in my dreams. Is that a rich person thing or are they just weird? The two of them in particular, I mean?

It turns out that her not-boyfriend is going to college abroad, so we have to get them to admit their feelings for each other before he leaves. Because that’s a normal thing in this school? And for that to work I have to dress up like a girl. And pretend to have a crush on him to get him to admit how he feels where she can listen, or at least to get her to feel jealous and admit how she feels. I’m not really all that enthused with the plan, but I was bribed with sushi. Because I fully admit that my stomach is my weak spot.

She catches us together and runs off, and he runs after her, catching her right at the spotlight dance and they finally admit how they feel. She’s named Queen of the Ball, and she’s supposed to get a kiss on the cheek from Tamaki, only I get roped in as his replacement. After all the makeup is scrubbed off and I’ve changed back into the suit I borrowed. Because it would be really weird for me to “confess my love” to one of them in one disguise and kiss the other on the cheek in the same disguise.

Somehow I get pushed and accidently kiss her on the lips, so my first kiss in the dream world is to someone that’s engaged to someone else.

I just hope they gave me plenty of sushi to make this worth it.

Jan. 17th, 2018


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Just when I thought this state could not get stranger: now the rural portions of California wish to declare independence from it's Urban half and be known as New California.

Jan. 16th, 2018


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What the fuck. I woke up with a can of Farrah Fawcett hair spray in my hand. What? Who wakes up with hair spray? It doesn't help that I was totally having dreams set in the 80's and my hair is out of control, but I'm the cool dude on the high school campus. I have the sudden urge to put on a Members Only jacket, put in a cassette and have a jam session.

What the hell is wrong with me.

Jan. 8th, 2018


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You know, weird dreams? I can handle that. It's annoying, but I can handle it. I already had heard that dreams were part of this network. But the emotional bleedover? I could really do without that.

Jan. 4th, 2018


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This lovely Skeeter woman and her videos and photos. Pah, as if I haven't been on film for those acts before? Do you know I was paid for it one time, Rita? You're just jealous you can't get any. Might have something to do with your attitude about life, bloody gigantic stick up your arse and all.

My big brother made proper sure to call me right when he knew I'd be sleeping because he enjoys torturing me. I'm afraid I've gone and changed my cell phone number now, so those of you who had it will simply have to deal with 'new phone who this' for a while when I text you.

Jan. 3rd, 2018


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I don't really understand the fascination that horrible hag woman has with finding out who the father of my baby is let alone the need she feels to tell everyone in Orange County.

In other news! The movie's going pretty well, they're looking at a summer premiere assuming there aren't anymore delays.

[Minako and Alphonse]

Hopefully she won't try to imply that there's something going on between me and my dad ever again. That was almost worse than the picture she had of me with Grog. Daddy can't meet my eyes yet

Also - I'm getting ready to clean out my closet again so if either of you want anything from it you need to come claim it before I donate it to...Would you believe I can't remember the name of the place I picked out just a little while ago?

[Logan Howlett]

I'm sorry for dragging you into this Hey. You okay?

[Grog Strongjaw]

Can I come over? What are you doing tonight?

Dec. 15th, 2017


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I wish my friends in the Dreams would show up here. They would make sure no one ever got bored around here. And the twins would be able to make a living with manipulating photographs for the internet. Just not of Haruhi if I have any say in the matter Although if we could avoid fights breaking out between the two of them that would be great because it starts between the twins and just spreads to the rest of the club making it very difficult to tend to our customers.

I think I’m going to play some more of my new game. And not think about how hot the guy who gave it to me was

Dec. 9th, 2017


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I can’t get away from baking even in my dreams. I dreamt about the making the most delicious lemon tarts last night, and I woke up this morning almost able to taste them. I had to stop by the market on the way home just so I could try and recreate them. I’m pretty happy with the results cut to save friends page but not filtered ). I’m not so happy with the fact that I had to let them cool for over an hour while trying to find my camera in my room. I could have sworn I left it on top of my desk and not in the drawer of my nightstand.

Nov. 16th, 2017


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I got a very odd call from my mum and dad today saying that they wanted to fly from London and experience "an American Thanksgiving." I told them I'd come visit them for Christmas instead. The last thing I want is for Amy and Rory to be here when something happens, because honestly, something always does. And knowing how much my parents are like my dream parents it just seems a terrible idea.

Honestly, how do the rest of you handle that?

Nov. 9th, 2017


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Well, this little community seems...

... Honestly it seems like it needs a good party. Look, Orange County, you're boring. Except for this strip club I've looked up on google, where's all the fun people? All of this dream talk is putting me to sleep. Though I like that one mention of being locked in a dungeon, if you know what I mean. ;) Shame it doesn't seem to entail any good times.

I'm Isabela and I have a boat. A boat I like to call the party boat, and I think I need to set one up, stat.

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This dude is so lucky, like seriously. I would love to have a painting like that in my house
http://foodenvy.tv/kfc-tracked-down-the-guy-who-figured-out-their-twitter-gag-and-sent-him-something-insane/

I think I'm gonna have to hit up KFC before or after Thirsty Thursday tonight. Hell yes.

Oh btw, I'm Steve.

Oct. 25th, 2017


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Thanks, Dad. I just asked for a costume suggestion for Halloween, since I'm still on crutches from slipping on the freak ice last month.

He suggested just gluing pink feathers on my clothes and going as a flamingo.

Oct. 22nd, 2017


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I'm gonna roll with not dressing up this year as anything and just loading the giant plastic pumpkin with candy this Halloween.

That bucket may or may not be for the trick or treaters. Depends on how quickly they get to my house before the night's over.

#Idonthaveacandyproblem

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What is it with you yanks and Halloween, anyway?

Oct. 16th, 2017


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Do they not teach the rules of dick pics anymore? You take it, you send it, you delete it from your phone so that you don’t show it to clerks who are waiting to see the coupon that you took a picture of rather than bringing it into the store. I really didn’t need to see that while working on the register tonight. Especially not before my break.

Oct. 10th, 2017


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Now that I’ve finally gotten the last box unpacked and everything put in my flat the way I want I thought it might be a good time to introduce myself on here. I’m Ozma.

Now that that’s out of the way - anyone have a suggestion of where I can get a nice glass of wine? I found a bar I like rather by accident but I think it’s better for me to go there when I’m craving something a little...less refined.

Oct. 8th, 2017


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If you could have one thing from your dreams, just one, what would it be?

Sep. 6th, 2017


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I never thought I would say this about any fast food burger, much less about Burger King, but their new Rodeo King Burger is legitimately amazing. I am going to start putting onion rings on the burgers I make at home.

Sep. 4th, 2017


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I thought my dreams calmed down a little, but then they... didn't.

Coronation Day didn't exactly go well. Someone decided to marry a man she just met. And that didn't help my stress levels so I kind of got outed as an ice witch. I fled the Kingdom and escaped into the mountains, where I built this beautiful palace made of ice. As soon as I woke up I drew it.

For the first time since I was a child in my dreams, I feel free.

Sep. 3rd, 2017


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And here I make my first post on this cesspool of a website as a married man. Quite exciting, no? Thanks to those who came out to the Roger and surrounding private beach last night - we didn't finish our raucous until the wee morning hours, in fact. It was nice to see friends and family who were both here already and those who returned to celebrate with us. The pictures are still a work in progress but I'll show one of the unprofessional variety.

cut for image )

I'm either quite glad to be married or out of the ceremony clothes, or my bum just got grabbed again.

But at any rate, Regina and I will leave for our honeymoon in a week or so. When we return, I'd like to get cracking with a new temporary assistant at JR Investigations, so, if you're interested in PI work give me a shout. Perhaps if things work out it can become permanent - business is booming, after all.

Sep. 1st, 2017


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Hello everyone. The whole social media concept is still a bit new to me. However, I have been in the area for almost a month and haven’t met all that many people. I figured this might be a good way to start.

I’m Vincent. Just moved here from France. I will be teaching Philosophy at UC Irvine this coming semester, but I am also looking for a non profit to volunteer for. Disadvantaged youth is my area of expertise and passion if any of you can recommend some that are looking for help.

Aug. 24th, 2017


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Maman has helped me find a way to keep from getting too bored since I won't be able to start school until next semester - one of our neighbors has been looking for someone to help their son with his piano lessons since the teacher they had has proven...less than satisfactory for the money they paid him is the way she put it. They've said I can bring Antoinette over with me if I want so I won't have to worry about her bothering Maman while I'm working.

Aug. 15th, 2017


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I died. For real this time.

We coulda brought me back. Gabrielle tried, she fought so hard for it. But if we did, we would have doomed thousands of souls to an eternity of torment.

Me passing on is a small price to pay to set them free.

Gabrielle's got my Chakram, and training from myself and the Amazons. She's proven herself a good leader, a great fighter, and a compassionate woman. And she's a lot purer of a soul, even after everything that's happened to her.

She can keep helping people. Though I think I'll stick around a little whiles and keep an eye on her. Never was ready to say good bye.

Funny thing is, the worse part ain't even the dying. The worse part is I won't get any more dreams with her in them. My dreams have proven time and again that soulmates can transcend time, space, and even the veil between realities. Ain't ready to let go.

Aug. 5th, 2017


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I'm thinking the most impressive part about these damn stories, dreams, whatever - is that even with the whole slaughtering of weird-ass humanoid creatures (man, they just appear everywhere), I still manage to keep my white suit pristine. These motherfuckers are ugly and straight out of nightmares. They're all teeth and laughs.

Pristine white suit and bringing comrades back from the dead. It's some zombie shit right there, not sure how I ended up with that skill when they were being passed around.

Y'all drink a lot, don't you? I can see why.

Aug. 4th, 2017


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I think my parents meant well in the dreams, but constantly reinforcing that what happened had been my fault and that I should conceal my emotions wasn't exactly healthy and I'm already an anxious person, these dreams aren't helping.

These dreams aren't any fun any more.

Aug. 3rd, 2017


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Well, good morning, everyone. Every day that we wake up not yet entangled in nuclear war is a good day, isn't it? Resident n00b here, and resident LGBT lawyer - Dorian Pavus, at your service, and I always keep up with my bar dues (yes, you have to pay to practice law, who'd have thunk?) and CLE requirements.

This forum is utterly fantastic and I'm so glad the idea to join came to me in a dream. Well, it didn't really, but I thought I'd mention that just to integrate myself seamlessly.

But what else about me? I live on a vineyard, I brew my own spirits, and then drink them. That may be all I can share at this time, and I eagerly await the scintillating conversations you will provide as I sip my oolong tea.

Jul. 19th, 2017


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The heat has me hallucinating. Yesterday, I could have sworn I saw a guy pry open a fire hydrant with a wrench and start drinking out of it. People don't do that, right? ...Right?

Anyway, I'm starting to wonder if California is the place for me. I'm from Canada, and I'm Inuit. We're built for the cold.

Jul. 17th, 2017


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I heard back about my audition. I didn't get the spot. No clear explanation as to why but hopefully the next one will go better for me. If you need me I'll be curled up under my covers with Antoinette and my bear. Please don't need me anyone

Jul. 14th, 2017


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Bastille Day really does have a different feel or meaning since dreaming of the French Revolution, especially three different times.

Oh well. After a week, we've finished doing commercial spots for Bandstand, which begins previews August 2 and opens the 9th and will run through the 4th of September. I'm quite excited for them as they turned out very well.

Promo #1

Promo #2

Not only that, there will be discounted tickets for those who have or currently are serving in the military, as well as free tickets during our last weekend as it corresponds with LA Fleet Week for those who have or are serving.

[Lalala, pretend it's Marguerite and not Laura Osnes, Orange County, not Broadway~]

Jul. 9th, 2017


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I do not remember my school in France doing physical exams, but it is possible Maman’s family could have pulled some strings to allow me to miss them since our personal physician always did mine. But regardless - the school I attend in the Dreams does and of course we have to figure out some way to prevent our newest Hosts secret from getting out. She is supposed to be a boy after all. There is no credible doctor that could make that large a mistake in a physical exam is there?

We tried all sorts of things, including my trying to pose as her, but none of them worked. Finally one of my friends arranged for one of his family’s doctors to come and do her exam and keep her secret. There are benefits to being the child of the head of a medical corporation it would seem.

I also tried to help a father reconcile with his daughter in it. At least I told him how to get to the Public School where he could find his daughter.

Jul. 7th, 2017


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It's rather irritating how your dreams stop whacking you over the head when you try to sleep, at least for the time being (though after getting married and maintaining some semblance of 'happy ending' I'm not certain where else this codswallop can go) though you still continue to get gifts. Especially ones that remind you of what an awful person you once were - though really, it's quite fitting for a pirate to keep murder trophies as shinies in a sea chest. Rings and other assorted jewelry, along with an empty bottle of booze and a spyglass. I've such use for this here, truly. Or not.

Anyway, hope you lot enjoyed the Fourth of July. I admit I don't understand the need for such patriotism, but then again, I don't understand Thanksgiving either. Or how embarrassing Americans are in general.

Though I will say if you're in need of a greasy breakfast for a hangover cure, the British do it right. I've been staring at that for ages and it makes me want to take a trip to Belfast even more. Not sure if they've got the ostrich eggs but an Ulster fry shining with grease ought to hit the spot.

Jun. 24th, 2017


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So it would seem that in my Dreams my club is not only about flirting and entertaining customers, but we also work to help our customers when they are having issues with their significant other. It seems strange that one of the girls who apparently comes to see us often would have a fiancee when we are all in high school, but she does and he is apparently about to leave to study abroad for the semester. Of course we can’t let them part for such a long period with their relationship strained, so we come up with this plan to get them back together that involves dressing our newest Host up as a girl for the dance Kanako got Haruhi’s first kiss even though I tried to prevent it and he got to kiss the young lady in my place at the end of the night.

Jun. 18th, 2017


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Well my dreams go from disturbing to just absurd and hilarious. I played Jean ValJean in high school. Really not the part I’d have cast myself in for a production of Les Mis, but I think my dream self did a good job. And no, I will not sing any of the songs before anyone decides to be a smart ass and ask. I’ve done enough singing in public to last me a lifetime.

May. 23rd, 2017


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I’m glad the weather has gone back to normal. Antoinette and I were able to sit outside while I did my last English assignment before graduation and she got to play tag with her raccoon friends. And I got to give them some fruit. They are probably my favorite thing about living here in California.

It’s weird thinking that I’ll be graduating in a few days but school doesn’t officially end until next week. What am I supposed to do that week between graduation and the end of the school year?

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I thought I was done with these dreams but apparently I’m not. And again Oliver is being a fucking douchebag. It’s not bad enough the asshole killed me and is the reason I’m trapped in my house as a ghost; unable to do anything to protect my roommates once they step out that door. He has the balls to show up and claim he’s there to protect us from the other vampires in town who have found out that Claire has the Book they’ve been searching for. He tries to get in the house and I fight him, getting speed and strength from the house that I normally wouldn’t have, and I actually manage to break of his fangs before Eve revokes his invitation and the house throws him the hell out.

Claire wants to show us where she hid the book, but I convince her not to because it’s safer for us if we don’t know where it is. Unfortunately I don’t have any luck convincing her that her plan to trade the book in order to get Shane out of his deal with Brandon, protection on the dorms, and protection for herself from Monica and her groupies is ridiculous and is only going to get her killed. But then the vampires are surrounding the house and the police are evacuating my neighbors so that there aren’t any witnesses to what they’re about to do to us.

I barely get the three of them into the pantry room before the sun comes up and I relive my death again but while in my ghost form I see Monica start a fire in Claire’s room to burn the house to the ground. She’s the poster child for balanced right?

May. 13th, 2017


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I died. I found a bullet in my mouth when I woke up this morning. It is what they used to shoot me with.

I will stay in bed today.

Apr. 25th, 2017


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I have not talked about my dreams for some time because they are depressing, and I do not like to be depressing. It is just how I am but I do not try to be. But I am drunk and I do not know how to control myself when I am drunk and I have been drinking since I woke myself this morning. My friends are dead. I do not know them in this world but I still feel very sad for them. I do not know how they died, as I was drunk, and I fell asleep. I am not surprised, I do not think that anyone else should be. But it is very quiet. I only woke myself because Enjolras made such a noise. He has barricaded us away from the guard. I do not know that he knows that I am there. I do not think that he much cares. I do not blame him for that. I would not care about a drunk non-believer either, if I were a god among men. Dear Apollo, you are trying to save a follower and you do not even know it. How very thoughtful.

I woke myself this morning before the guard could come so I do not know what has happened, but I am sure that it is nothing good. I cannot think that it would be. I am going to drink more now, I think.

Apr. 20th, 2017


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Hafta admit, taking full advantage of the date today!

Apr. 9th, 2017


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My admirer? The donor who sent me flowers? He showed up at rehearsal today. He said he wanted to see preparations for auditions for new members of the company, but he stayed after to say hello to me. He also asked me out on a date. I told him I'd think about it and get back to him, but honestly, dating someone who contributes to my salary feels a little weird.

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Just my damn luck - I seem to have fallen victim to these dreams everyone on here talks about. Either that or my subconscious is even more twisted than I ever thought. Apparently 13 year old me had a childhood bully, which isn’t all that shocking really. But here’s the surprise - magical abilities? Which I used to kill the bully. That’s always nice. I need a drink. Hopefully more than one. Anyone want to join me?

Apr. 1st, 2017


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Americans are so strange. Today is a day for pranks and you announce that you are pregnant or gay, or you try to harm each other, for the purpose of entertainment? In France we just put fish on each others' backs. Sometimes the media says things or makes bad jokes but no one is pregnant.

I have never sounded more like a Frenchman in my life and I am a little disgusted with myself.

I have put fish in the store. If you find them then I will give you my discount.