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Mar. 9th, 2014

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I demand my hour back. We should just be like Arizona and not do this Daylight Savings Bullshit.

Mar. 1st, 2014


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S'just not a good day until you defeat the Lovecraftian God of Fear, yeah? My dreams are at least twenty kinds of fucked, but I can't say I don't stumble into my fill of adventure, I suppose.

In vast tonal change: thank fuck all that volcano mess is over with, I'm tired of persuading Q to be the only one to give Chas baths. Even I run out of excuses after a week.

Feb. 28th, 2014

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There's nothing like a natural disaster to teach a girl she can turn into a huge toad demon.

Nothing about that sentence is false, but jesus, I feel crazy as hell typing it.

Feb. 23rd, 2014


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Well this week was fun. Not that ah mind beating up things who get in my way. That part was fun. The dark skies and ash in the air was not so fun. Once ah figured out that there were things ah could beat on and not get arrested fer, ah may have had a bit too much fun. Oops? Well, who needs orcs and stuff? Certainly not the OC. Ah'm hoping it's all over though, ah need a nap. And a few bandaids.

Feb. 22nd, 2014


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So, because I'm an awesome person, I've come up with Soundtrack to Volcanopocalypse '14. You're welcome, people with shitty musical tastes. I figure if you're out whupping ass, this can help with adrenaline, or if you're at home, hey, music's good.

Just links, but there's a few. Mun is clearly mental. This was far too easy for me to do. )

Yeah, just sorta put some of that in your earholes. You're welcome.

Feb. 20th, 2014


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So even if there wasn't ash falling from the sky and gigantic fuck-off clouds of doom, Lucky Shop Pawn will be closed until further notice.

The owners are having some... let's call them technical difficulties. Yeah.


Randomly, I'm actually beginning to wonder if I should be exploring sex with women before I die. I'm apparently not too old for it, and if Orange County is about to explode, I'd like to know if boobs are nice or what.

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Please use caution when traveling outside today. Volcanic ash is much more a dangerous than normal smoke. It's very tiny razor sharp shards of rock that can do a lot of damage to your lungs.

Wear something over your face, and don't travel unless you absolutely have to.

Feb. 17th, 2014

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So.

I apparently drew a summoning circle in my sleep.

Feb. 11th, 2014

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Ugh, I've eaten more over the last four days than I've eaten in the past month. I think if I tried to run right now, I'd sweat ngoh hiang. I love when my parents come to visit and all, but my mother insists on feeding me for every day she hasn't seen me, I swear.

TL;DR: CNY is going to make me gain eighty pounds and then none of my suits will fit and I'll have to file papers in sweatpants.

Jan. 26th, 2014


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What do you do when you're not really dating someone on Valentine's Day? Is there some sort of protocol for friends-with-benefits that I'm unaware of?

Jan. 19th, 2014


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Well, that was the bloody strangest last couple of days I've ever lived through without needing a shite dream--

....


Where is my dog?

Jan. 16th, 2014


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I don't own a dog. Not even a little bit.


I also don't live here.

Jan. 13th, 2014

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Oh, greatI have claws when I'm pissed off now. Huge metal ones that come out of my fist like in my dreams.

Not to say it isn't badass, it's just a little fucking random.

Jan. 11th, 2014

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So, uh. Serious question. Not having a laugh.

Can anyone else here shoot fucking fireballs from their hands? Bloody dreams.

Jan. 10th, 2014

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Question for the ladies of the internet!

What would you do if you wanted your maybe kinda boyfriend to hurry up and touch your boobs?

Dec. 29th, 2013

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Owwww. My nana's visiting for the new year along with my parents, and she made me do Taijiquan with her. You think it's just old people waving their arms around, right? So did I.

My calves and ass hurt so bad. She kept laughing at me when I whined, which I guess I was asking for, but still. I should probably take it up.

Dec. 7th, 2013

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I don't understand the need to have Christmas music in every store and every commercial. It's everywhere. And it's the same ten songs, just done by a bunch of different groups.

How do you all cope?

Dec. 5th, 2013

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I spent all night last night typing up a brief and most of today in court fighting with a client (long story). So I figured I'd reward myself with a cigar, some lemon gelato, and a nap. It's the little things, right?

So I dream I'm in some weird kung fu movie or something - I was Scholar Ling, being trained by Master Li who ended up being the emperor's long lost supposedly dead brother, Sun Li the Glorious Strategist.

If that isn't some racist, fake dim sum bullshit, I don't know what is. The fuck, brain.

Nov. 24th, 2013


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I feel like I relate to this far more than I strictly ought to.

That, and there's apparently a twitter called VeryBritishProblems. I think there's quite a few of us here on the 'net that would appreciate and sympathize with most of those tweets.

Nov. 11th, 2013

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Okay, look. We live in California, it is not that cold where you need a damn parka. Are you going to climb Everest after you hit up Jamba Juice? Also: just say no to Uggs. Always.

Hi, OC. I'm Ling Bu, and I just moved home. I missed it here.

Oct. 21st, 2013

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(ooc: slightly nsfw in comments)

Firstly, Uncle John, avert your eyes.

Secondly, to all the lads I've ever shagged, especially the one that just left my flat:

In the slightly anglicized version of Louis C.K.'s most recent special: If I try to "cuddle" after shagging, it's not because I'm needy. It's because I'm bloody gagging for it! You think it's needy because you've done your business, et cetera, but I have gotten bugger all out of this experience!

It's like the man says. Trust me, when you shag me good and proper? I'll leave you alone.

Oh, just watch the clip. It's all true.

Oct. 17th, 2013


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Bloody fucking Christ. I take back any and all fucking curiosity about those dreams.

Never again.

Oct. 12th, 2013

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God. Home, bored, listening to Radio One, and turns out they're playing Innuendo Bingo. According to Evan Davies, it's now eight o'cock. Spat my bloody drink everywhere.

Oct. 8th, 2013


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ScyFy has officially gone mad with power. I present you with the trailer for their newest film: Avalanche Sharks. It's a film about a Snow Shark attacking people at a ski resort during Bikini Ski Day.

I don't want to live in this world anymore.

Oct. 6th, 2013


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It was good to get back to London. I felt like I was able to connect with a part of myself I had forgotten about. I suppose you just can't shake the pieces of you that belong in your home country.

Sep. 24th, 2013


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Apparently when I vanish off the face of the planet, I'm missed.

Maybe I should do it more often. I rather like being missed.

No new news indeed.

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Does this state have autumn? At all? Ever? I just want a reason not to look like a pedophile in this coat. It's bloody ridiculous.


In other news:
There is no new news.


Gem -
Still on for lunch tomorrow?

Sep. 16th, 2013


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It should be noted that I have always used condoms in literally every one of my scenes at work (if you do not know what I do and you are curious, Google me). I also get tested for all STIs and STDs every three months. I have funded campaigns to make this standard practice, actually! I know there is a lot of panic right now surrounding things - I had to film a scene in Arizona, of all places, due to new legislation here.

Never let it be said that Zevran is not sensible.

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So, that was fun. I'm going to do the human equivalent of lick myself and pretend that was intentional, then go home and sleep in my own bed. I'm not even going to Lysol it first.

Sep. 14th, 2013


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I feel like a goddamn failure.

Maybe I shouldn't because it was what needed to be done, but I should've fucking been able to stop it somehow.

If you need me, check the bar. If it's business hours, your best bet is Lux and no one gets to give me shit for actually conforming to that dress code.

Sep. 9th, 2013

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I'm sorry, lads and lasses, but what the Almighty Fuck is going on here?

Sep. 8th, 2013

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Even after all the years I've been practicing, it's hard to come up with a way to get a patient to stop flirting with me. Flailing and crying is basically my MO.

Sep. 7th, 2013

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Not entirely sure what this is when it's at home, but I suppose the worst that'll happen is they'll find a reason to deport me. Name's Gemma Masters. Nothing special; I'm a bartender, looking for a position here in the county, and no, I won't flash you me tits if you tip well. I keep myself to myself, but I suppose it might not be bad to meet people. Don't mean we'll be bosom friends, though.