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Jan. 8th, 2016


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I want to take an art class. Does anyone know of any? I'm thinking painting.

Dec. 29th, 2015


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I don't know if I'm glad or mad things are evening out from Christmas. I do know? Whatever those furballs are showing up everywhere with reams of instructions with them?

Follow the damn rules.

They are not more 'guidelines.' They're rules. For reasons.

Moving here feels more and more like a mistake the longer I'm here.

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Listen, I haven't seen Gremlins since I was a kid. I DO NOT REMEMBER A DAMN THING ABOUT THESE BASTARDS.

Some of them got into my greenhouse, which is not cool. Why is my greenhouse always the causality in these things? One of 'em hit the manual switch for the watering system and suddenly they all friggin' multiplied! We managed to lock them in but that door's not gonna hold for long.

HELP!

Dec. 28th, 2015


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Soh, uh, a Gremlin tried to sneak into my house and I just went demon on its ass. I wonder if the fiancee would let me keep a Gremlin as a pet? They're ... cute fun.

And I think it's kind of scared of me.

Dec. 17th, 2015


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I am disappointed that this month's ArtStop was about music I couldn't give it.

I want people to hear me as I'm meant to be heard.

Dec. 15th, 2015


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I've got like two days to figure out what costume I'm wearing to Star Wars.

Dec. 12th, 2015


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I feel like a grinch. I'm neither holly jolly, or merry and if carolers come to my door again I might shoot someone.

Dec. 9th, 2015


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I guess it was only a matter of time before I had to fight something in my dreams.

Cynthia and I were looking for a way out when she suddenly said she felt sick. She went into the bathroom and while I was waiting for her, these creatures came out of the men’s room. They kind of looked like some kind of dog-hyena hybrid with these long tongues hanging out of their mouths. Only, I don’t think they were actually tongues. Two of them used the tongues as spears to kill the third and…suck the blood from it or something. Then they came after me.

I killed them using a pipe I’d picked up earlier. Considering I was scared out of my fucking mind, I did pretty good. Didn’t get bit or anything, which is a gooddamn miracle.

So once the heyna!dogs were dead (my mind is telling me they’re called Sniffer Dogs, not that I heard anyone call them that, but whatever), I went looking for Cynthia in the women’s room because fuck this, but she wasn’t in there. There was no way she could have gotten out without me seeing her. I mean, I fought the dogs right outside the bathroom door!

Nope, not in there. So, while I’m looking around for Cynthia, I find this hole in a wall. I’m not sure what it is about my dreams and holes in bathroom walls, but again whatever. Thinking maybe she left through the hole, for some unknown reason, I go through it. Next thing I know, I’m waking up in my dream!apartment by myself.

Ok, so thinking I must have had some kind of weird-ass dream, I start going about my business in my apartment. While I’m doing that my phone rings. My phone hasn’t rung in a fucking week and any attempt I’d made to call out had been useless since the line is dead. So I rush to go answer it and it’s Cynthia. No idea how she got my number. I sure as hell didn’t give it her, but there she is on the other end of the line hysterical and asking me where I was and why did I leave her and begging me to come back. Then the line goes dead. I hang up the phone and that’s when I notice that the phone line has been cut.

In my dreams I live in a horror movie.

Dec. 7th, 2015


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While I was shopping downtown, I saw a green fuzzy dude tried to take a kid's present. I'm not a huge fan of the holidays - I've never had a family before - but that's just low. So I kicked the dude in the crotch and gave the kid her present back.

He said he was the Grinch and that I had a colder heart than him.

Does this make me Queen Grinch? I'm kinda okay with it.

Dec. 2nd, 2015


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I can't believe it's still snowing.

Well, I guess I should believe it. Southern California isn't exactly known for its snowfall, so I'm guessing this is a Thing.

Kinda nice, though. Peaceful in a way.

Better than being turned into a demon horse, that's for sure.

Dec. 1st, 2015


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Taking 3 to 1 odds we get a blizzard again!

Nov. 16th, 2015


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I was asked by my employers to "share my knowledge" with the general public. Apparently I cannot simply hide in my office all the time, I need to "contribute" more.

That means that tomorrow I've been called upon to do an ArtStop. Fifteen minute presentations on one to three pieces of art.

Blake, I think. For mine.

Standing in front of a crowd and speaking for fifteen minutes is not my idea of "fun". Even if I like the topic.

They want to tape it.

I need to practice. Apparently I mumble.

Nov. 13th, 2015


[info]gameslave2
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Now that I've asked her to marry me, I have to plan the wedding.

Fuck. That's the part I'm gonna be really bad at.

Any of you guys do that kinda thing?

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I’m sorry I ever doubted this place. I’m starting to wonder if maybe I’m being punished for it

In my dreams a hole has appeared in my bathroom wall. Actually, it’s more like a tunnel. A long tunnel. So what do I do? I crawl into it. It’s the only form of escape that’s come up in seven freaking days, so what else was I supposed to do?

The tunnel just seemed to go on forever and I took my sweet time crawling through it. Though, in my own defense, it was kind of narrow.

Then just as I get to the end, I fucking wake up.

Nov. 1st, 2015


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A group of these won't stop following me around. I'm glad they haven't seemed to figure out how to open doors, but they sit outside and wait.

Oct. 29th, 2015


[info]room_302
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I've been dreaming of an apartment. It's apparently important. I dreamed of moving there. I dreamed of living there. No big deal. Pretty normal.

Last week though I dreamed about the apartment and...it was different. It was red. Like rusted up or maybe someone had slaughtered something in it. None of my furniture was where it was supposed to be. A credenza I had in the corner had been shoved over and a record player was where my TV used to be. It was like I was dreaming about a dream about the apartment.

Then this thing crawled out of the wall by the credenza. I would call it a monster, except it was human shaped. Bald, naked and zombie like. It crawled out of my wall and then crawled across the floor towards me, reaching out to grab hold of me and moaning. I can still hear it.

Then last night I dreamed I was trapped in the apartment. It was my apartment...well, the same one I'd been dreaming about before, except the door is chained shut. Not like your usual security chain, like someone actually chained it up from the inside.

I can't get out. I can't get out of the apartment. I've been trapped there for a week. And I don't think anyone has even noticed I'm gone.

Oct. 28th, 2015


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CLARA! My darling Clara, I do believe I have discovered, on the google machine, that the man we were speaking of the other day. The one who implanted his face in your chest and shook his head about, was actually committing a brazen form of foreplay or mating ritual called: "Motorboating". It's a bit absurd, as I do not believe any motors, boats, or water for that matter ever came into play.

I intend to do further research upon motorboating. So far, in my explorations in the physical realm, I have come to find most find it odd, offensive, and a few found it amusing. Nothing much more than that though.

Still, I think perhaps I'll go onto doing research here abroad, open to all humans and humanoids alike. I have come to find really only females seem to play victim here, but it's open to all so as not to leave any stone unturned.

Motorboating: Does it work as a mating ritual? Yea or Nay.

Oct. 22nd, 2015


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I was starting to get annoyed at how much everyone talks about dreams, but I see why. Had a messed up dream about my childhood. It wasn't too far off the mark, just fucked up.



(ooc: trigger warning for mentions of suicide and violence in comment)

Oct. 18th, 2015


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Believe it or not, I have never seen any of the Saw movies. Eleven years after the first one came out and I'm watching it for the first time now. Ya know, this would never happen to the Dread Pirate Roberts.

Oct. 16th, 2015


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So a dead body in Ohio was thought to be a Halloween decoration.

I can't tell if I'm more disturbed by the fact people just assumed it was a Halloween decoration or prank, or the fact that I know this isn't the first time dead bodies have been mistaken for Halloween decorations.

Oct. 15th, 2015


[info]gameslave2
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She said yes.

Oct. 14th, 2015


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l went to GameStop today to get some Amiibo cards since I had time between classes, and some guy called me a fake gamer girl for playing 3DS games.

I made him pee himself then faint.

Zero fucking regrets.

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This is always a busy time of year for Sanctum Sanctorum. Too many poorly informed hobbyists or people looking for a Halloween thrill. It gets exhausting, warning people not to dabble in things they have no idea of.

Oct. 7th, 2015


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OUR TIME HAS COME
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ETA: CUBS ARE IN THE PLAYOFFS!!!

Sep. 25th, 2015


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I love how Orange County fuckery repeats itself.

Sep. 18th, 2015


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Locked from Kitty Pryde


[info]gameslave2
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What're cool ways to propose to someone? I have ideas, but I wanna see what you guys think. I might be weird.

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Cubs are winning. In order for the karmic balance of the universe to not be thrown off-kilter, something else bad needs to happen.

Sep. 9th, 2015


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It's weird, the more I exhibit my old paintings the less I like them. I see where I wanna redo things and where I suck, and people are all 'oh no they're good' and I'm all 'yeah, well, they're not'. I'm not insecure, I just got better.

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GUYS!!!

If we pool all our money together we could buy a volcano supervillian lair! Click me to read about it. It's not horribly far away - it could be a nice vacation house.

Sep. 7th, 2015


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Is this what is considered socializing, now? Talking to each other from behind a computer.

I don't mind it. I find it fascinating and bizarre that we can be social without seeing someone face to face.

This is where I introduce myself, isn't it? My name is Francis, I work at the San Diego Museum of Art. I am a curator and an art historian.

Sep. 1st, 2015


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Its a little early to start playing Halloween music in my store, but it isn't too early for me to start compiling Halloween play lists to play in my store during October.

I have a good start:

Thriller - of course; some Voltaire, The Ghostbuster's theme; music from the Nightmare Before Christmas (which is good to play from Halloween all the way through the holidays in my opinion)

Does anyone have any suggestions they'd like to add?

Aug. 23rd, 2015


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Fuck.

I'm sorry. I really am.

Aug. 18th, 2015


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I don't know why I thought settling down was a good idea. I'm much better at chaos and doom.

Aug. 15th, 2015


[info]shadowcat
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I really know how to fucking pick them.

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Ever woken up revolted by your own wardrobe? Oh, but no worries, I found a couple things that were just perfect.

I missed being me.

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It's probably a bad thing to tell my professor to suck my dick, huh.

Whatever.

Aug. 12th, 2015


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Bored now. Need more shit to beat up. Or like, base jumping. I think I'll do that today, that sounds fun.

Anyone want to jump off of high stuff with me?

Aug. 5th, 2015


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I'm sure that there are going to be some people who might find this of interest.

But honestly, fear of the dead rising to life is a fundamental and universal human fear.

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I tried to kill my father while he slept in my dreams. I would have succeeded if it hadn't been for my brother stopping me.

I can't really say I'm surprised though.

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This applies mostly to soldiers or people in high risk professions, but do you ever feel like you just don't know what to do with yourself in peace time?

I've been out of the marines for over a year and I still don't know what to do with myself. And my dreams were...Lets just say I don't think dream me would ever adjust to peace.

My job gives me some excitement but it still doesn't feel right. I want to climb up the walls.

Aug. 4th, 2015


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That's it. I can't take it anymore. As much as it pains me to say it, as terrible of a feeling as it is deep within me to come to terms with it... I just I can't handle it anymore. It's the only thing that really stands as a truth for me.

So fine, I'll admit it, I'll say it.

I'm leaving you Nintendo.

Look, you have so many great games, and franchises, and I love you. You've been a part of my life from the beginning. You've helped me through so many of my tough times. My first kiss that resulted in me actually stumbling into the girl. Or my first driver's test, when I drove through the garden on Mrs. Watson's lawn.

But I can't be with you anymore. You've changed... you still have great content, and amazing ability to tell great stories in beautiful worlds, but you're different. I don't even know how to be with you anymore. Your motion controls are just... just awful. It's not right. I don't like the me I become when I'm with you.

So it's done. Maybe next time, maybe when it's not such a focus... maybe then we can see each other again. Until then, I'm moving on. I've met someone: Steam. They just get me. Such a large variety of content, we can try new things, experiment. Sometimes it's awful, but that's the fun in it. And, I can play it on my PC with a real controller, and I can feel happy.

Until next time, Nintendo. Until NXT time.

Jul. 31st, 2015


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I still have not beaten Batman. I have not beaten Batman, because I have spent the better part of my days trying to hunt down Riddler trophies. What does that mean? That means I get bored, get distracted, and end up playing something else. I get the whole collectible thing, but don't make it necessary. Arrrrgh.

Still, it's fun.

That being said, I'm taking a break from Video Gaming for a bit, so I need something to do. People, shower me with entertainment!

Jun. 25th, 2015


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Pride in San Fran, who wants to come? I have a jet so I'm flying everyone in and putting us up in hotel rooms. Don't worry about that shit, just come if you want to.

Let me know if you're coming so I have enough snacks and booze.

Kate, you have to come with me. Uh. Please.

Jun. 24th, 2015


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So I watched Jurassic Park, then I watched Star Wars, then I watched Back to the Future... tomorrow I shall watch Fellowship of the Ring, The Matrix, and Indiana Jones: Raiders of the Lost Ark. And then I'll come up with an extensive analysis of which movie started off the trilogy better.

Why? Because I just got my brand new TV and blu-ray player... and I need to make sure I work it in.

And then I'll play some Elder Scrolls Online and Witcher III.

But for now? Batman.

Oh and then bed...

God, I'm such a catch.

Jun. 23rd, 2015


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So I broke down and got some Wendy's. And listen, I'm not even completely ashamed... I can cook, but I'gve got no grocerys, Five Guys is a little too pricey for tonight, In 'N Out is too far away, and McDonald's is just kind of too gross sometimes.

You can't judge me right now, I don't get free meals because some sort of stupid demon thing had to go on and burn the place down I was working at.

That being said, I'm totally happy with this decision. Fries in a Frosty? Hell yea.

Now I'm going to sit down and play some god damned Batman. Because it's Tuesday and I've got no date.

Jun. 14th, 2015


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It's times like this I remember that being rich is kind of awesome. Getting everything you want during the Steam sale is priceless.

Jun. 4th, 2015


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Pride in San Fran is at the end of the month and I'm still not sure if I'm go. I want to, but at the same time, that's where Billy and I started to get to know each other two years ago. I don't wanna go and then get all nostalgic and shit and not have a good time, but at the same time, I didn't get to go last year cause Billy's boss at the time was getting married and Billy had been helping to plan it. I just don't fucking know.

May. 18th, 2015


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There could be a thousand miles behind you, or a million (1.3, I counted), but the worst part about the road is when you come to the end of it. Not being behind the wheel of a big rig is still taking some getting used to. But it's nice not to be tethered to a trailer.

Strange, but nice.

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So, hi, I'm Simon Lewis, best friend of Clary Fray, who told me about this place. I just moved out here with my band, Midnight Burrito. We don't have any gigs lined up yet, but hopefully we will soon. Might have a new name by then too. We have a tendency to change our name a lot. If anyone knows any place that books bands, let me know. It's not like in New York where we had some connections.

May. 17th, 2015


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So I attempted a third meal to cook on my own, this one was a complete disaster. And grease fires are just a phenomenal piece of chemistry... regardless, all is well. My supply of specialty meats is a tiny bit exhausted, but otherwise all is well.

So instead I'm playing Super Amazing Wagon Adventure Turbo... it's just... it's frustrating. So frustrating. I might, instead, switch to Goat Simulator and get my achievement in Flappy Goat, but that's also remarkably frustrating.