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Mar. 29th, 2015


[info]legendoflink
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[info]legendoflink
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My dreams have been really weird. They've been like flashes, flashbacks really, but nothing consistent. I can't really gauge what's going on, except it's dark, raining, I'm at least ten years younger. I'm in a field, there's this girl I see, but otherwise not much else. But I have an overbearing sense of dread while I'm in that mindset, and it's odd. Nothing seems to be all that terrifying, but something's obviously making me uncomfortable.

Mar. 11th, 2015


[info]godform
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[info]godform
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Is everyone done with their slippery fingers and loose tongue? Or is that still an on-going phenomenon? If it's stopped, I'm sorely disappointed. There goes my entertainment in reading the best kind of word bile that's ever graced this network.

Dumbfucks discuss things way too openly on this thing regardless of the peculiar events anyway.

Mar. 3rd, 2015


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I guess my dreams are over, now. It doesn't get much more final than that.

Has anyone ever thought they knew the story they were dreaming, only to have fragments fall into place differently later on? I see everything with so much clarity now that I can't believe how different it all is from when I started.

Jan. 26th, 2015


[info]ever_vigilant
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[info]ever_vigilant
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I didn't want to believe in all of this. Oh, I've read the reports - how many times in one year can a water supply be laced with LSD? You'd have to be purposefully obtuse to ignore that this place is strange.

Then there was the naked man in my backyard, who happily demonstrated his ability to heal by stabbing himself with a fork in my kitchen.

I'm only two dreams in to this bizarre world filled with time travel and robots whose sole purpose involves killing me and my son. Anyone would like to believe that this world doesn't exist. A world where, in the future, a machine would be so angry at its creators as to blow up the entire world.

But I'm washing blood out of my sheets and have a hole in my shoulder. I can't ignore what's right in my face. Even if I wanted to - and believe me, I want to. If this rabbit hole goes as deep as they say, I have to be prepared.

Jan. 18th, 2015


[info]justtakethebear
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[info]justtakethebear
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There's really no fathoming how much I hate Valentine's Day.

Way to ruin a perfectly good color.

Dec. 27th, 2014


[info]lootthebodies
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[info]lootthebodies
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Thieving little ARSES! My ship, my beautiful SHIP...

This boat'll never be the same, now. It's too bloody small!

[info]the_survivor
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[info]the_survivor
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God, it all came back, it all came back at once. I would like to forget it forever.

Nov. 30th, 2014


[info]quite_vexing
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[info]quite_vexing
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If it wasn't for doctor/patient confidentiality I'd have some hilarious stories for you guys. Heya, I'm Harleen but everyone just calls me Harley.

Oct. 29th, 2014


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May or may not have just bought a farm.

Oct. 25th, 2014


[info]hyperactivespaz
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[info]hyperactivespaz
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I thought, hey, I've been dreaming nightmarish imagery for months. I can totally handle Knott's Scary Farm.

Wrong. So wrong.

Luckily I brought a big, strong, werewolf to protect me. Oddly, enough, that actually made me feel safer. Dream memory, I guess.

Anyway, if you haven't had the chance to go, I highly recommend it. Definitely worth the money. And make sure to hit the Chicken Dinner restaurant on the way out. Derek had to practically roll me out to the Camaro, but it was so, so worth it.

Oct. 19th, 2014


[info]godform
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[info]godform
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I've been gifted with four large paintings of this. Odd, but I rather like it. Doesn't match anything in my office, but I think I'll keep them around regardless. And along with a set of armor and weaponry, I'm feeling spoiled these days.

At least I can use the paintings to keep that damn horse in. Don't need an armored demon animal trotting around.

Oct. 6th, 2014

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I've been having some exciting dreams lately. I think I was Indiana Jones in a past life. And a dad. Ugh. Gives me the heebie jeebies.

Sep. 15th, 2014


[info]fightwithtime
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[info]fightwithtime
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So.

Lets not bullshit around here. How many of you have developed magic powers?

Sep. 10th, 2014


[info]white_queen
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[info]white_queen
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Well then.

Excellent reporting there, Ms. Skeeter. My horrible, dirty little, completely obvious secret - that I was not even trying to hide - is out. Oh, woe is me. I'm crying in my Cristal right now.

Yes, that's me, dancing on that pole. I've actually gained quite a bit more muscle tone since I started and I think I look quite dazzling. Do you recognize the costume, X-men? I found that in my wardrobe the other night and just couldn't help myself.

[info]the_survivor
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[info]the_survivor
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Really.

Aug. 28th, 2014


[info]angelnorghost
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I'm in a particularly tricky position of wanting some form of formal employment to give myself both a steady income and a way to spend the long hours of the day while I'm not composing, and not wanting to give up all of my free time.

Being a musician, I could offer music lessons, should there be any takers. I'm also quite handy as a carpenter, among other various skills.

Is anyone in need of a handyman, of sorts?

Aug. 24th, 2014


[info]illbeanyone
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[info]illbeanyone
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Anyone hiring? I'll do almost anything.

Aug. 21st, 2014


[info]godform
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[info]godform
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Since this is a network, I might as well do some actual networking.

Since the business deal has now been finalized meaning the fucker is finally dead, I'd like to proudly announce that I've become the new owner of Castle Casino & Hotel, located in our very own San Clemente. We proudly feature a unique gaming environment, accompanied with over 100 gaming tables, over 3,000 slot machines, an all-you-can-eat buffet with the freshest items, and live music lounge.

The attached hotel is a full-service venue, able to hold receptions and meetings, as well as a rooftop pool.

We are currently in the hiring process for multiple positions. They include, but are not limited to: cocktail waitresses, stage dancers (your clothes will remain unless I want a private show), dealers, floor management, an array of hotel personnel, and so on. If interested, please send all your resumes directly to me.

We will be holding a grand re-opening in September and would like to extend invites to those interested. I will be holding a VIP event in the music lounge for selected parties.

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Remember: Gamble responsibly.

Aug. 6th, 2014


[info]fightwithtime
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[info]fightwithtime
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Looking for fellow Steam users now that I'm in America.

Snot nosed 12 years olds who think they know everything need not apply.

Douchebags who think women cannot and should not game can go fuck a cactus.

Username is themaskedfighter. Add me.

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[info]goldenwig
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No Dreams last night. Thank God. I wonder if whether or not I have those horrible Dreams depends on who I'm with. Or is it whom? Makes me wonder if I should vary my sleeping companions more often

Sleeping alone seems to bring them on more.


Perhaps a change of venue is all I needed to rid myself of them.

Aug. 3rd, 2014


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[info]prince_snape
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I need to find a realtor. Valarnet was very helpful with references for legal aid, I figured I'd try my luck here for a realtor as well. I'm looking to sell my current home, and then purchase something smaller. There are complications where the current home is co-owned with my soon-to-be-ex-wife. It might make for a bit more paperwork.
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Moving into my new place took longer than I thought it would. Especially since I have a total of 3 pieces of furniture.

Good thing about having no friends, you don't need to impress anyone.

Jul. 21st, 2014


[info]goldenwig
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[info]goldenwig
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Is it too early to start drinking?

Jul. 6th, 2014


[info]lootthebodies
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[info]lootthebodies
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I finally get a chance to sign up for this network and it just so happens to coincide with the day that half of my underthings seem to have gone missing.

This is what I get for having to wash laundry in a public laundromat. Has there been some mysterious red panty snatching thief running about?

Listen, I'm not about to complain about someone loving my underpants enough to make off with them, but you've only snatched the red ones and some of those weren't even the more interesting pairs.

But you did it without my even noticing, so full marks for that.

Edit: Mildly NSFW things going on in the comments.

Jul. 5th, 2014


[info]godplaysdice
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I'm the most anal retentive person I know when it comes to laundry. I don't even let my poor socks go into the washing machine by themselves. I always keep them in their pairs, using a couple of handy compartmentalized mesh bags.

'Cause you know. The dryer claims a sock or two otherwise. It's a sacrificial thing.

Today, I'm pulling my mesh bags out of the dryer and every damn compartment only has one sock in it. Clarice? Scott? Are you guys pranking me? It's not fucking funny.

[info]godform
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[info]godform
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There is a sock thief.

I am not amused.

Jul. 4th, 2014


[info]illbeanyone
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[info]illbeanyone
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Imagine telling someone who may very well loathe you you're their mother?

Jun. 30th, 2014


[info]midnaslament
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[info]midnaslament
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I think you could all probably use a stronger dosage of Ambien.

This Network can't possibly be as bad as Facebook, right? Least you're all stringing sentences together correctly.

I'm Midna.

Jun. 28th, 2014


[info]goldenwig
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All right, I'm curious about these Dreams. So many people have mentioned them... how do you know when you've had one? What are they like? And people say things COME FROM them? How does that work??

I'm sorry if these questions have all been asked before.

Jun. 27th, 2014


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Oh my GOD Scotland is beautiful! And the castle is amazing! Just as I'd pictured it! We're dressing it up and making it perfect for the wedding. People are arriving left and right to get everything set up. I've been here for a couple days now. I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW!!

Jun. 21st, 2014


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[info]flipstheswitch
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Today is Saturday. Waiting to see what the boys have in store for the evening for my not-so-secret bachelor party. I need to drink off the last round of dreams.

All the liquor I can stand tonight, and then a few more days. I can't believe we are in single digits.

Jun. 20th, 2014


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[info]godform
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I don't do pets. But I've acquired a pig and it has taken a fondness to me. It seems to enjoy my pool more than I do.

pig4

I'm unsure of what to do with it. I've never had a pet.