I had a good weekend. Made a couple friends, wrecked a bar. Got dumped. Or maybe I dumped her. It was sort of a mutual thing. With flying objects and broken glass. I've had better breakups.
parking_brake of all people invited me into coffee. And then we went to a bar.
Its this place called Mad Dogs and Englishmen. It looks like someone put up some wood and opened a bar inside and then vomited all over the floor, but the whiskey is top notch and the bartender has a working flintlock.
So I was having a drinking contest with this Scottish dude and losing miserably, and I had the most perfect idea.
There was this big guy. Lets call him cupcake. Well cupcake has a mean right hook. Next thing you know,
parking_brake was going all Jackie Chan on everyone,
warp_speed was hitting things with abandon, and there were flying midgets.
This bar..this bar is best bar.
Has hot waitresses too!