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Mar. 17th, 2014


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So my shirt keeps disappearing. Literally, they de-materialize as soon as I get one on. Thankfully what I'm doing today at work doesn't require a shirt, but it's one thing to be shirtless in a gym and a whole other thing to be at the front office or driving around in my car like some kind of back-woods redneck. If this continues I may just go hang out at the beach for a while and work on my tan, maybe hope when I get home tonight that my closet is still intact.

Oh, and Gabriel is a dick.

Mar. 7th, 2014


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Completely unsure of how to process last night's dream in which my husband (here, not in the dreams) attempted to purchase me a companion of the sexual persuasion.

She screamed and slapped me when I told her it wasn't her fault her father left (he just didn't like his job at the post office). Apparently, being sympathetic isn't something you are meant to do at brothels?

I'm relieved nothing happened, although I'm sure she was a very nice woman.

Mar. 4th, 2014


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It's finally happening. Easter candy season is upon us.

I'm going to go buy Mini Eggs and hoard them like a weirdo now.

Mar. 2nd, 2014


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I killeds them. It was so easy. They thought it was him, but it was me. I tricked them. I don't like my dreams.

Mar. 1st, 2014


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So, hey, public network. That's kind of neat.

I was wondering if anyone else on here is attending USC? I transferred in a while back, but haven't really managed to meet many people. Figured I'd give this a try. If you're looking for study buddies or just to hang out hit me up.

A part-time job also wouldn't be the worst thing ever so if anyone has tips on somewhere to work that wouldn't be at the mall or slinging burgers around that would be awesome.

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Thank god for Brownies. I needed this frosted brownie like nobody's business after being stuck inside for so long. Sunlight, chocolate, and the soft grass under my feet are all I needed today. The rain tomorrow will be a bonus.

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SO THIS MUST BE THE VALAR NET! I'M KILI. HELLO!

Sorry. Caps lock. Still, that's fitting? My family's a bit on the loud side of things!

Anyway. Right. Valar net! I've heard quite a lot about it and anyone seems able to post on here. Takes all types, doesn't it? So I'm going to post and ask if there's anywhere to find work. Before my mother really does kick me out on my bum, since I had to bust through the front door when my brother and I lost the house key again.

Most specifically, my brother took out the window and I did in the door. He did tell me that it was easier to fix a window, but I didn't listen. I DID almost bust my hand to bits in the process, before I finally kicked it just so. I think my way was the less messy way, since I would rather clean up splintered wood than a whole lot of glass. That stuff's cutty.

Again. Jobs. Are there any out there? Ones that aren't incredibly boring? I tend to take matters into my own hands when I'm bored and no one wants that!

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Apparently candy just isn't a big thing after crazy volcanoes and all that. Go figure, huh? Because you'd think my chocolate lava cakes would be a big hit right now.

Just Desserts is tumbleweed style quiet today. Someone better show up and give me something to freaking do because otherwise I'm just going to eat the entirety of my stock. And then I'm going to visit each and every one of you while on my sugar high. Yes. That is a threat.

Feb. 26th, 2014


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The best thing you will ever see.

Yes. It's totally work safe. And you should definitely watch it.

You're welcome.

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Hate these dreams. Hate them, hate them, hate them. More Troy nonsense. I wasn't even supposed to be fighting, I'm the very definition of a lover, not a fighter. But, you know, Athena wounds Ares and knocks him down and I'm all sentimental so I try to get him away from the fighting. But then Hera sics Athena on me, and she hit me so hard that my heart stopped. And then she hovers over us, him gushing ichor out of his neck wound and me gasping and trying to get my heart started again, and gloats! She gloats!

I wake up to my heart having stopped and a big red mark in the center of my chest. Now I'm all achy and sore and I'm just not in the mood to deal with this shit today.

Feb. 25th, 2014


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There's something to be said for tenacity.

My audition for the LA Philharmonic (which I hadn't said anything about here for fear of somehow jinxing it,) was scheduled for this past friday. And then, of course, there was a sudden volcano and I was given the option to either brave the weather and play anyway or to reschedule. Naturally, I went anyway. That probably would've been more impressive if I weren't what I am and had to actually drive from home up into the city. Regardless, I went and played the concerto I wrote for Lucifer for Valentines on the very lovely reproduction Stradivarius he bought for me. Castiel went for moral support and partly because he doesn't much like passing up the opportunity to hear me play. It was...strange to say the least, to be standing on that stage in front of three men who truly believe that they've seen and heard so much of the world. Enough to judge a person's skill, sure, but there's a lot of other factors that go into playing than that.

It felt...

I haven't felt human like that in a long while, vulnerable and nervous. This was a moment I'd been training my whole life for, and while I was on that stage playing my heart out, nothing that's happened in the past few months mattered much at all. The dreams and the pain I suffered through meant nothing. That I could spread my wings behind me and had the power to actually paint that concert hall in whatever shifting colors I wanted mattered not in the slightest. What mattered was that a brother I never thought I'd have was sitting outside the doors as a beacon of calm support basking in the sounds of a song written for a lover I never expected to meet. I gave them the very best I could while staying on book, and in the end that was the best I could do.

This afternoon, I received a phone call congratulating me on a well done audition and offering me not only a chair, but the opportunity for the occasional solo position. It's not first chair or even second, but it's still a chair. It's still my dream, and no matter how angelic I might be now, whatever too human parts remain in me can't stop alternately smiling and sitting in stunned disbelief.

As school is still technically out for volcanic clean up, I plan to spend the rest of the day with the men I love who happen to live with me though I suppose if the rest of the family decided to show up that would only make it better.

Less party. More just quiet celebration.

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I was very careful. Nose, mouth and eyes covered every time I went out but somehow I'm still coughing. At least it's over now. It is over, right? It's over. I will say though, the 'target practice' I got in this weekend was the most entertaining time I've had since I left the service. Now if I could just top coughing up ash I'd be set for the rest of the week.

Feb. 19th, 2014


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That's funny. Today isn't Tuesday.

Feb. 18th, 2014


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This is a thing? When did that become a thing. Why is that a thing? I can't be the only person who eats without taking a picture or posts about it on some social networking site.

I don't get it.

Feb. 13th, 2014


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I was invoked by a little girl today. She didn't exactly say it all correctly but apparently her mother had the alter to me set up properly so I heard her. She couldn't have been more than five or six but she was earnest and adorable so I popped in to talk to her.

Her name was Lyra, she had the cutest little braided pig-tails and a big vocabulary for her age. She said there was this boy in her class that she liked but wasn't sure if she wanted him to be her boyfriend. I asked her if she thought she was too young for a boyfriend and she gave me this really perfect no nonsense sort of stare and announced that she already had two other boyfriends and needed a third. After that well, I had to help her.

I don't generally go around playing matchmaker for kids but I gave her a pink mini-rose for her hair and told her that it was a magic rose. That it wouldn't make him love her but if she wore it the next time she talked to him it would tell her if he was right for her. I then also had a talk with her mother about leaving her books of invocation lying around.

I do love Valentine's day, even if it's so commercialized and fake. When it goes right it really is the best holiday.

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I will give $1,000 to anyone who brings me a box of chocolate-peanut butter Girl Scout cookies within the hour.

Feb. 6th, 2014


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Coolio has his own cooking book.

I don't have anything funny to say here. I can't even think of a Fantastic Voyage pun. It's just kinda ... sad. And scary.

Feb. 5th, 2014


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Ahem.

With Valentine's coming up, I feel it's my duty to remind you all that you should probably be treating yourself, or someone you like enough to buy things for (or both).

That said, do yourselves and everyone else a favor and avoid those crappy mystery boxes of chocolate with the weird coconut syrup and poison in them, and instead take yourselves to Just Desserts where everything is good and nothing hurts.

If you tell me a good joke, I'll give you a discount.

[ location ]

Feb. 4th, 2014


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Hello my lovelies! Guess who has just learned to apport! And I can teleport! Oh, and I dreamed of actually doing nice things for people. Still waiting on all the 'love' based stuff, but as I sit here in my pool full of glitter, drinking a bottle of Shipwrecked 1907 Heidseick and polishing off my second box of Pierre Hermé Initiation Chat macarons, I can't help but think that today was a good day anyway.

Feb. 2nd, 2014


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It's Superbowl, let's see how much attention this garners...

I'm bored and horny. Who's coming over to screw me?

Jan. 27th, 2014


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You guys!

I was just taking a dog nap with Marco Polo in the nicest spot of my apartment where the sun shines in really wonderfully and makes naps perfect because it's like the perfect temperature --

Er.

Anyway.

I TOOK A NAP.

AND WHEN I WOKE UP I REALIZED I HAD THINGS I DIDN'T BEFORE.

Not at all apologetic for flooding the parking lot with candy sprinkles. Not even a little.


PS: Dean. Yeah. About that lots of murdering thing: Sorry. Ish.

Jan. 26th, 2014


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I might be late to the party on this story, but in case I'm not I thought I should share it.

"A man in Edmonton was allowed to board a flight after a pipe bomb found in his bag was confiscated by airport security, it appears. A security guard at Edmonton International Airport even tried to hand the bomb back to the passenger, CBC News reports.

The passenger in question, 18-year-old Skylar Vincent Murphy, was on his way to Mexico when the explosive device was found by airport security in his bag. A guard was reportedly caught on camera passing the bomb back to Murphy after inspecting his carry-on luggage. Apparently the teenager refused to take it back even when told he could keep it.

The bomb was said to be 15cm long and filled with gunpowder. The teenager claimed to have forgotten it was in the bag after making it with a friend for fun some months before.

He subsequently pleaded guilty and was fined 100 Canadian dollars."

So, not only do Canadian teenagers make bombs for fun, but this is apparently so common that airport security isn't even bothered. What in the world is going on up there?

Jan. 22nd, 2014


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It's funny, I've been out of the marines for a few years now but it sometimes I feel like I just stepped off the plane. Like I missed more than I should have some times, though I can't wholly complain about it. Mostly pop culture. You're unlikely to find me whining that I missed planking or Bieber's balls dropping or whatever Snakes on a Plane was supposed to be about. But there are other things, great things I'm told that I've missed out on. Can't say I thought about it at all when I was in the service, I was mostly concerned with not getting shot, which I clearly wasn't very good at. But I did miss some things, mostly bad fast food, real seasons, latin mass in an actual church. If I thought about it I could probably come up with a list but there would be no point. I can actually go out and have or experience everything I've not been able to do in the last... ten years. Only ten years or so, it sure felt like a lifetime while I was living it. Here's hoping the next ten are more peaceful, and that I don't miss anything I don't have to.

One of the things I've already been told not to miss is this network, so here I am, not missing it. I'm Michael, nice to meet you all.

Jan. 19th, 2014


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[info]nearestvessel
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There's nothing better than being reunited with the people you love.

The past few days have been absolutely awful in more ways than just the obvious.

The things I had to do to keep the devil from unleashing Hell.

Please don't take family for granted. You never know when they'll be taken from you and replaced by psychopaths or assholes.

Jan. 12th, 2014


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[info]aphrodiseum
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3D printers now make candy! )

Jan. 8th, 2014


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[info]all_knowing
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Locked from non-puncturable Who!People.


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So we're all sort of nesting and getting animals, right? (I TOTALLY BLAME YOU, ANAKIN!) Well, consider me +1 on the bandwagon. I went to the shelter and found this little guy staring at me.

Cut for image, viewable to all. )

Jan. 1st, 2014


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[info]pickyourpocket
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Well. That was one interesting New Year's Eve. And that midnight kiss was in my top three. Maybe this is the start of a better year.

What did everyone else do this New Year?

Dec. 30th, 2013


[info]just_desserts
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[Filtered from Winchesters and family]


[info]just_desserts
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Alright hotties, I've got a party to go to on New Year's Eve in order to start out with a good bang. I'm going to need a date or two. Any takers? It'll be wicked fun and there'll be pie and other delicious things, and we'll get you whatever you prefer for drinking.

That said, as a warning, I'm probably going to do something majorly stupid at said party. No worries, it'll be fine. Just stupid. Like I said, bringing in the new year with a bang.

Dec. 21st, 2013


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I am so upset that I'm back here and there's still snow on the ground. Bora Bora was so fantastic that I wish it hadn't only lasted a couple days especially since we spent a good amount of time in the bed. Sunshine, beautiful blue water, hot sand to dig my toes into, and a cute boy is all I need in my life to be happy. I may need to bother my agent to find me some sort of bikini shoot that's on an island - I bet I could get into Sports Illustrated if I wanted to. Anyone make bikinis and needs a photoshoot done?

Until then I guess I'll drown my sorrows at the local bar and work my way through this cocktail list to keep myself warm.

Dec. 19th, 2013


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Cut for vaguely NSFW, visible to all )

[info]just_desserts
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[info]just_desserts
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Greetings from Bora Bora, suckers. )

Dec. 18th, 2013


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[info]just_desserts
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Me? I'm fabulous and amazing, thank yooou.

Who wants to go to Bora Bora THIS SECOND?

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It's snowing.

I mean that's cool and all. I don't hate it. It's ah, actually kinda nice. Snow. Wintery. Festive.

I dunno, I haven't gone out in it at all yet because screw you guys the actual christmas miracle here is that I woke up this morning and could see my husband's wings. There's like...some law on the books somewhere that says Winchesters don't see wings, but there they were.

Castiel is a stunning bastard.

Dec. 8th, 2013


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FUN NON-CHRISTMASY BASED DISCUSSION.

As an avid reader of these boards, I can't help but noticing a lot of us are shameful flirts. To this end I ask: does anyone else ship people on this board or am I just crazy? Like, there's some of you who aren't dating but I just want to smush your faces together and be all NOW KISS.

cut for image, viewable to all. )

Like that.

I swear to god, you guys are going to make me go all Fiddler on the Roof on your bottoms and start randomly setting you up. Which would turn out badly, since I'm sure some of you are like me and are taken but can't turn off the flirt.

I guess I'm just saying augh, Valar, why so cute?

Dec. 7th, 2013


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Curious, what is everyone's least favorite Christmas song? Everyone has at least one. Mine is Last Christmas.

Dec. 6th, 2013


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No one told me tumblr would eat my life when I signed on to it. I was supposed to go out tonight but instead I've been sitting here for the last two hours looking at the weirdest things while downing this bottle of '06 Chardonnay.

For instance Pornhub Comments On Stock Photos. It's so terrible, I mean really really terrible, but utterly hilarious. If you click the link be prepared to laugh and cringe at the same time.

Dec. 5th, 2013


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So, there's been a project in the backyard I've been working on for the past...while. It's been pretty difficult between setting up the new shop, Cas being gorgeous, and other crap that comes up, and not only that but hiding it from my husband. But it's finally done and I got to reveal it to him today.

Cut for image. Totally work safe. )

So now he has his own quiet place to read and if he doesn't want anyone joining him, he can just fold up the ladder (you can't tell in the pic, but there's strategically placed hinges) and enjoy tea or whatever by himself. It's all cushions and beanbags and bookshelves inside.

I'd call it an early christmas present, but this is more just something I promised him even when he didn't think I was being serious.

But shit, not to be all sappy (more sappy) and crap, but I'm a better man because he's in my life and sometimes the people you love need to be shown that you love them, not just told. (over and over again.)

Shut up.

Nov. 29th, 2013


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I don't really want to talk about yesterday.

Today, however, I'm considering starting a sitcom called Four Angels and a Hunter.

Some highlights include:

Dean and Gabriel fighting over the kitchen.
Dean attempting to be territorial of said kitchen and actually growling at Gabriel, before it was pointed out to him that it's not his kitchen and he doesn't get to claim it.
Our host hiding in his office and wearing his reading glasses while he pretended absolutely none of this was going on downstairs.
That one time someone threw blackberries at someone else's head because someone was monopolizing the stove and snarling obscenities.
The great stealing of Castiel's book.
Finding out why Gabriel got into candy-making somewhere during Castiel's impromptu lecture on how the insurance system actually works from an economic standpoint.
The reading glasses.
The way Castiel watches Dean
A narration in the style of Richard Attenborough of the mating habits of Hunters. (side note: I'm still not sure about Dean's alleged plumage, but whatever.)
Indignant angelic feather ruffling
The reading glasses.

And most importantly, spending time with family even though this is a new family for me and not everyone could stay for the whole time. It was far better today than any Thanksgiving I've had before. I'm beginning to get the idea that this is exactly what things should be like, and I'm glad to have all of them, and a good number of you as well.

Nov. 28th, 2013


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I agreed to spend proper thanksgiving at my parents' since my brother and his husband aren't coming over to take over the kitchen until tomorrow.

I should probably note that this is the first time I'll have seen them since they kicked me out.

Nervous is a bit of an understatement. I think I might throw up. I'm not sure how to approach this.

I should have asked if I was allowed to bring a guest, too. I think I might just show up with one anyway.

This is awful.

I can't tell you how many suits I've put on and then taken off again. It's like I want to make the best impression I can, to prove that I'm far better off without their toxic influence, but none of them feel quite good enough or like they're giving the wrong idea and I just...I don't know.

It's getting harder and harder to focus, and I can feel my feathers ruffling and my wings are kind of twitchy. I might make a run to Paris before at least, or somewhere in Italy. If I show up with a decent bottle of wine, but that might not matter either. They might just wonder how exactly I got it in the first place when really I'm just trying to be polite or...ugh.

Nov. 23rd, 2013


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Okay. Who's having a Thanksgiving thing? I need to know where the parties are so I have crashing options.

Winchesters?
Anyone?
Bueller?


The perks of me crashing your Thanksgiving dinner are as follows:
1) I am actually a fabulous chef, and will help if needed.
2) I will bring dessert.
2a) Don't fuck around with 2. I make the best desserts.
3) My sparkling personality goes well with others AND fine wines.

Nov. 9th, 2013


[info]just_desserts
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Required immediately: entertainment.

Tell me a joke!
Suggest some music!
Send me a picture! (nudes totally acceptable, thx)


I might get bored.


You wouldn't like me when I'm bored.

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[info]illbeanyone
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Sometimes the best games to play are the long ones.

Oct. 22nd, 2013


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Can we just take a moment to appreciate how wicked awesome Halloween is?

You know that scene in American Beauty with the girl and the rose petals and the sexy whimsy or whatever?

Yeah. That's me. But with peanut butter cups and twix bars.


Ughhhnnnffff.

Oct. 12th, 2013


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this song has been stuck in my head for three days

please send help

or tranquilizers

or both really

Oct. 11th, 2013


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OOH EE OOO AH AH DING DANG WADDALALADA BINGBANG!

Oct. 9th, 2013


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I'm 99% sure I just experienced the First Trial of Being A Mom yesterday: vomit in the face. WHY WAS I LIFTING THE BABY? WHY?

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I am having the hardest time trying to think of a unique halloween costume.

One that's not a slutty version of whatever, because that's lame. I want something original!

Give me ideas!

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This may sound odd, but I have a favour to ask: does anyone on this network know how to play poker, and would you be willing to teach me? I've been invited to a function where the centrepiece of the evening is a charity tournament.

I'm Scottish. Bit of a disadvantage when it comes to your card games.

So, yes. Anyone who can help, I'd be grateful, and also pay for the lesson(s).

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Heyyyy! You know what time it is?

Well, you should. You’re on a computer or phone, and it’s got a clock on it. Don’t look at me like that, it’s definitely your fault for being curious enough to wonder.

… I was going to say something. It seemed important.

Hm.

Oh! Right.

I think we should really have a discussion about the majesty of the platypus. You start!

Jul. 23rd, 2013


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If my dreams could stop giving me stupid powers, I'd appreciate that. I get it, demigod, but... being able to vaguely sense what's essentially the very heartbeat of the universe is just strange.