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Oct. 31st, 2013


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Christina Alice was born today. Happy Halloween.

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Oct. 4th, 2013


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Looks like I'm taking up the family trade in my dreams. My brother deputized me as a Texas ranger, but I'm not exactly sure my dream self is cut out for the wild west. He's a bit more naive than even I am.

Oct. 3rd, 2013


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Hey, y'all! So the vintage of my wine that just came out good for drinkin' - I made way too much. So I'm gonna give anyone who answers this a free bottle of their choosin'. Just let me know what kinda fruit you like best, and I probably have somethin' you can have.

Legal people. No high schoolers are gettin' free wine from me. Jail ain't near as fun as they make it out to be on Showtime late at night.

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So far, being eighteen is amazing.

Oct. 1st, 2013


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Talk of pregnancy complications, not filtered just cut for trigger warnings. )

Sep. 24th, 2013


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Job applications are the worst.

I'm looking for something part time, that can fit around school work and rehearsals. So just a few hours here and there on the weekends, so I can have a little extra money.

I just want to give up and put "Hey I'm adorable, you should hire me" across all the applications and call it a day.

Sep. 16th, 2013

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[Private to Mac and Tonks' friends and family]

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Mac and I are going to head South back to his family's Orchard so I can learn how to work with the land and we can make sure we're both as good as can be.

I'm not sure how long we'll be gone it could be a year or more I guess so we can deal with the seasonal changes and everything.

We're going to have us a little shindig over at our place on Friday as a kind of goodbye party, we'd love to see you all :D

Sep. 15th, 2013


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The doctors want to keep me another couple of days of observation, but otherwise they don't know how I'm healing so fast. I haven't told them anything, either. They don't need to know.

Also: Dean Winchester, I need to talk to you.

Aug. 22nd, 2013

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Today, we'd all like to point out that it is one of our older brothers' birthdays. So if you see Perfect Percy Proudly Passing (haha alliterations) do us a favor and do the most embarrassing thing you can think of to him.

Talking usually does the trick.

Happy Birthday, dude bro.


In other news, it is Thursday, and that is a perfect day to come to For the Lulz and give us your money. [address]

Aug. 17th, 2013


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Sometimes I feel like the dreams make us grow old too fast. And I just don't mean we kids, I mean all of us. I know my father's been sleeping poorly, and sometimes I think the lines in his face are more pronounced after he has those dreams.

Have we ever thought about just having a big party? Just renting a huge space so we can all dance and complain at the same time? I'm sure it's a terrible idea, but I don't know. Just putting it out there.

Aug. 10th, 2013

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So today was supposed to be my wedding day but thanks to the obvious situation we've had to postpone the wedding. Thank you to everybody we've contacted, you have all been very understanding. Mac and I are blessed to have you all.




[ooc: If you were due to attend, perform or in any way be at Tonks and Macs wedding they will have called you to explain]

Aug. 8th, 2013

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Don't really see what the big deal is with all this body swap business. It's really just kind of fun.

For us, anyway.

Jul. 29th, 2013


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Who has two thumbs and just made a gigantic sale? 250 custom t-shirts for some guy's family reunion. I'm awesome.

Jul. 20th, 2013


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Trigger warning for violence, death of NPC in dreams. )

Jul. 17th, 2013

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You know what?

Squirt gun fight.

Tonight.

Huntington Beach.

BYOSG

(Which, incidentally, you could purchase at For the Lulz [address in Huntington Beach].)

Jul. 10th, 2013


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I had to do it. I couldn't He told me to. He asked me to. He begged me to.

Jun. 29th, 2013


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Trigger warning for noncon, implied rape. )

I don't know if I can go to work today, I keep throwing up.

Jun. 25th, 2013


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Is it weird that I didn't throw a party or whatever for graduating high school? I just always figured it would, it wasn't really in question. And I start college in August, so it's not like I'm free from something. Just a little bit older now.

I'll probably feel differently when I graduate college, but for now, I'm just going to enjoy sleeping in from time to time while I still can.

Jun. 22nd, 2013

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Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!
Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes -
The dead rising from the grave!
Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together -- mass hysteria!


What we mean to say is this shit is B A N A N A S. And we're goin' out of town for the weekend.


Does anyone remember when No Doubt was a ska band?
Because we sure don't.

Jun. 16th, 2013

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Blergh blergh blergh. Holiday, etc etc.
Yes, we called our Dad. Wished him a happy thing with the stuff. Card's in the mail. (No, seriously, it is though. What the heck do we look like, ingrates?)

But now we've got to go have dinner with our parents tonight. There is fist shaking. FIST SHAKING. I hope you're all imagining it properly, because it's epic over here.

You'd better be there, Gin.

We are unsure about you, Percy. But we'll take your better half.

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I've finally got things squared away enough where I can take a little vacation for myself, but now I have no idea where to go. It's sad when all I wanna do is stay home and make jam, right?

Jun. 15th, 2013


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Has anyone here learned how to do something because of their dreams? I'm pretty sure I can shoot a rifle now.

May. 31st, 2013


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I know a lot of y'all post about weird dreams, but I didn't think I'd be part of a period drama. Dreamed I was in the late 1800s and I was the last in a long line of witches. Kind of a weird southern gothic thing but with me learnin' how to make healing tinctures and stuff.

Maybe I just ate somethin' and fell asleep with Lifetime on.

May. 29th, 2013


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There are days and there are days, I swear. I just have to keep sayin' to m'self: I will not yell at the little boy in room three. I will not yell at the little boy in room three.

May. 22nd, 2013


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Ugh. Definitely starting to show now. Maternity jeans are not fun in the slightest.

In other news, I get the shop all to myself this weekend. Muahahaha. Have fun on the camping trip, boys! Don't mind if I rearrange the whole shop while you're gone.

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Right! People that are going camping with me this weekend, are you ready? I've gotten the camp ground reserved [ADDRESS/DETAILS]. Now what I need from you is assurance you're going to bring your own camping gear! I mean I have a bit of extra around but I sure can't give all you some stuff. I am also asking you help buy some of the food. We can coordinate that here if you would like or people can bring their own but I think it would be nice to have a big picnic at least the first day since not everyone knows each other.

It will be fun! Promise. Lots of swimming, hiking and games. Just don't mind if my brothers start pranking you especially if we decide to tell ghost stories.

May. 12th, 2013


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I really wish people would tag their NSFW Tumblr posts that way. I almost traumatized Daddy with gay porn today.

May. 10th, 2013


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Right. I am supposed to be putting together an invite list for a Memorial Day camping trip. Sounds fun right? Who wants to go? I can't invite the entire Net (though it would be a lot of fun) but we have room for quite a few I would imagine.

May. 7th, 2013

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Let's try this again!

JOB.
DO YOU WANT ONE?
WE HAVE ONE.
PART TIME/VARYING HOURS.
BE FUNNYAWESOME.

Talk to us here or stop by For the Lulz! [address, Huntington Beach]

Ask for Fred. Or George.

May. 4th, 2013


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Havin' weirdly specific dreams about bein' born in Ireland. I know my parents are bright and sparklingly just offa the boat, but I was born here. See? Citizenship. Now stop mocking me for my accent.

Also, Murph, I dreamed you and I were twins. HA. If we were twins, I was the handsome one.

May. 2nd, 2013


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THERE IS A GOD IN HEAVEN! Or the dreamland thing, not sure which is correct but yes... It doesn't matter.

I HAVE MY BROOMSTICK! THIS MEANS FLYING AND QUIDDITCH ARE POSSIBLE!

Now the rest of the people sharing dreams with me should hurry up and get theirs so we can have something resembling of a game.

May. 1st, 2013


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Holy shit.

I'm engaged. And it's not even April Fool's.

Apr. 28th, 2013

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Ahem.

Wanted:

One person for part time employment at For the Lulz in Huntington Beach [location]

This person must:
+ Be Hilarious
+ Enjoy practical jokes and pranks
+ Be social and outgoing
+ Know how to count money
+ Be responsible enough to ...uh. show up and stuff. Whatever it is people do for jobs.
+ Be Hilarious
+ The ability to sell water to a drowning man would be nice.
+ Did we mention funny?

+ We can work around student/class schedules, because we're pretty nice.

Inquire within! Or come in and chat with us: Ask for Fred or George. Or both. Or neither. But if you ask for neither, you probably won't get a job.

Apr. 26th, 2013


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Would anyone like to help me move? I have a place, I just need some help.

I need to get my things out of my ex-boyfriends place. I want to do it when he won't be there, and that means very quickly and relatively quietly. If he comes home and sees me moving out, he won't be happy.

I have a restraining order against him, but I don't know if he'll listen to it.

Apr. 21st, 2013


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I found a picture of myself and discovered that I actually am some sort of pixie or elfin creature. I suppose it's time I accept my lot in life.

Apr. 19th, 2013


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I feel as though I'm covered in bruises, the liquor is gone, and the fridge has been raided. The proper food fridge, thank god. This can only mean one thing: my brother has come to visit.

For anyone who's interacted with someone named Edward Hyde, I'm going to offer an apology. He might be my twin brother, but the resemblance stops at the physical. Edward is rude, brash, impulsive, and unfortunately rather violent.

Hopefully he'll disappear again soon enough, and stay away for a while.

Apr. 13th, 2013


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There are a lot of you out there in the show business so I figured I'd let you all know that we're holding auditions for several guest roles on my show this coming season. We start filming again next month. If you're interested let me know and I'll give you the exact details.

And before I go back to work I need some fun! Where are my friends? My brothers? Fred, George, Harry? I'm looking at you lot first though I won't turn down fun with anyone.

Apr. 1st, 2013

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YES. IT IS OUR BIRTHDAY. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR NOTICING.

Sleep now, gentle folk. Because you will not be doing it tonight. This was your warning.

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Well, now that Easter's over, that bunny can go back to doing what he usually does. Beating the snot out of people!

Honestly, if I saw a six foot rabbit running toward me with nunchucks, I'd probably run too.

Mar. 26th, 2013


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Before I forget. A week from Wednesday there's this party thing. My roommate's book is being published and they're having a release party. You want to come with me? There won't be any Yahtzee, but I can promise drinks and good company.

Mar. 25th, 2013

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SEVEN DAYS UNTIL THE MOST IMPORTANT DAY.

We just thought we'd remind you. There will be more details soon about party + venue + everything we expect from life, and everything you promised us.

In the meantime:

Tonks: Hope the rest of your birthday went well!
Percy: You're coming to our party. You do not have a choice in the matter.
Ginny: Ready for charity work and favors from us in return? We're thinking Wednesday.
Percy's Better Half: Read above. Minus the favor part.
Hermione: ... We got nothing. We just wanted to include you in our list.
Verity: Hi. We can see you working. Over there. Behind that thing. Yeah. You.

EDIT:
Midna Not-Weasley: BRONCHITIS: Ain't nobody got time for it.

Mar. 14th, 2013

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We're feeling a gingers-only karaoke night! Who'll come??

EDIT: TONIGHT. HUNTINGTON BEACH [address] We're STUMBLIN' HOME tonight, mates!
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Someone recently mentioned that they were unprepared for April Fool's Day. It brought around the thought that I am just as unprepared. Which is so very unlike me. Usually I have a good one up my sleeve. Shame on me.

Would anyone like to join forces and create the ultimate prank? Any ideas will get the ball rolling. I'm looking at you, tricksters of Orange County.

Mar. 13th, 2013

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Right looking forward to our birthday, still! So far we have been assured of: cake, party, booze. We are still hoping for: strippers, Tonks to strip, and booze.

Unless someone invited Mum. In which case, please consider our birthday list as thus:
A Pony
A Real-Fun-Like Board Game
Booze
and A Stripper
(Tonks can keep her shirt on this time).

Thanks
F & G
Or just G.
Not sure.

Mar. 11th, 2013

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What an interesting weekend we had! SHOUT OUT to those who know what's what.

Also, Ginny, we need to steal you for something soon in the future.

Mar. 7th, 2013


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Wow, apparently I'm in the wrong line of work. I should become a writer of adult romantic novels. Right now, there's a book on Amazon that's only fifty-two pages long that's selling for seven bucks.

Terribly written adult stuff below the cut. )

Maybe I should start a book club!

Mar. 6th, 2013


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Me and my bestie are moving in tomorrow. Any volunteers to help? I'll provide pizza, and beer.

Mar. 5th, 2013

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Today is the 5th of March. I'm just going to say this now:
Our birthday? Totally in less than a month. I expect all the amazing things. And cake. There had better be cake.

This was your warning!

Feb. 27th, 2013


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I must be really stressed at work. Fred, George, you should let up on me, I think. It's affecting my dreams. I'm having more dreams about Hogwarts, about Quidditch, and I've been really tired, and my period is late ;) Or maybe I've just been staying up too late watching television on my Netflix.

I'll just need to get more coffee.

Feb. 26th, 2013

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I'm bored, someone come fix this.