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Aug. 18th, 2013


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Fascinating.

I believe I've just had some of the dreams you lot all talk about. How utterly fascinating! Things weren't very different from the norm, but I went up to Oxford at age thirteen in the dreams, instead of the normal age. And matured very early in a sexual sense, let's say. And everything was so vivid and in stunning, living colour. Oh, I'd love more of these.

Aug. 13th, 2013

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I debated retiring recently, but then I realized I'd be really very bored. So that's straight out. I could use a few more hobbies, though. Knitting or something.

Aug. 3rd, 2013


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Hello. My name is Alice Morgan. I was invited to this network as a way to possibly take my mind off a recent loss. My gentleman friend was brutally killed, shot in the back, like a dog - and in Napa Valley, of all places! There truly is no place safe anymore.

But yes, I decided to return here, to where I used to live, in the wake of such a tragedy. I have a bit more money to spend, and I've just found a good job. I hope to meet and make friends with all of you in the coming months.

Aug. 2nd, 2013

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Consider this a warning to my clientele: if you make any sort of disparaging comment about a lady due to her choice of vocation or her sexuality, I will not serve you. And I will advise my professional acquaintances not to serve you either.

Women are allowed to be sexual beings at appropriate times, just like men. None of my shopgirls work in the sex trade, but for the record, if they did or if they ever have, it would be no business of mine. I will not tolerate unreconstructed attitudes toward my staff or myself. Or the adopted mother of my child.

Do I make myself clear?

Jul. 18th, 2013


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May I ask, is there a lady on this board called Marian Hawke? Or a man named Carver Hawke? It's dream related, but it's important. It's ... odd. And a bit scary.

Jul. 15th, 2013


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Thank you to everybody who offered us their congratulations at the Gala this past Saturday.

For those who couldn't attend not only did Audrey pull off a wonderful day but she also accepted my proposal and we are now engaged :D

Jul. 12th, 2013


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I think I'm going to do a pub crawl until I'm so hammered I can't feel my face.

Jul. 7th, 2013


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At least it wasn't my fault the wedding went up in flames this time? It's going to come out anyway so I might as well tell everyone that the dragons that attacked the cruiseliner last month were mine. They were just trying to protect me, but we've since had a very nice conversation and they understand a little better what they can and can not do. That being said I'll be riding Drogon to Vegas. Maybe we can help instead of hurt this time.

Jul. 6th, 2013

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I guess this is my coming out party as a shapeshifter. Please don't shoot at the large dragon as it flies overhead - that's me, en route to Vegas to be a stupid hero. Despite what you might think, that dragon really does have feelings and would be really put out if you broke her nails.

Jul. 2nd, 2013

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I think my neighbor is a prostitute....or at least a high-class escort/call girl (what's the P.C. term now?). There have been some shady things going on. I'm tempted to put on my deerstalker become the neighborhood detective and go investigating. Wish me luck.

Jul. 1st, 2013

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Ugh, those zombie things taste horrible!

Jun. 20th, 2013


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So I dream I had a dog, right? Mabari war hound. Really bloody smart, really strong, loyal and rip your enemy's throat out type. Can be really friendly if you're an ally. Seemed to have some kind of broship with our token Qunari.

So I woke up with a face full of slobber and some kind of dead bird as a gift, and Barkspawn just staring at me.

And then he asked how my day was and if he could find anything for me. I swear I haven't touched pot in a week.

And shut up, Barkspawn is a good name.
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Oh, you can hear them all too? What a fun time for you!

Just be careful what you tell squirrels. They're awful at keeping secrets.

Jun. 16th, 2013

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I'm getting really tired of going to cheap-ass hotels to do my work, but at the same time, I can't just waltz into a bank and ask for a loan to build a sex dungeon. And I'm not exactly willing to ask my regulars for a loan or something. I don't like being beholden.

I don't know. Anybody got a lottery ticket?

Jun. 14th, 2013


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Hello everybody.

A colleague of mine told me about this board. It's really nothing more than a vague sense of bored curiosity that brought me here, but I must say, you all lead wonderfully absurd lives. Consider my curiosity slightly piqued.

Also, I'm Jim. How wonderful to get to know you all.

Jun. 6th, 2013


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Has anyone ever dreamed, and then woken up, and wonder what the hell was wrong with them? I mean...that was it? All that suffering and all that pain and that's what I choose to do? Romantic, perhaps, but also nutters.

I suppose I earned it, and Maker only knows what awaited me on the other side of that Eluvian...

In other news, I’m rather enjoying playing with my staff. It’s long, and it’s very hard, and you should see what comes out of it!

Jun. 4th, 2013


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Valarnet and especially Audrey )

May. 31st, 2013


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Hello there network. I come to you with yet another request but this one actually doesn't involve you adopting anything or dealing with kittens in any way, shape or form. Unless you wanted them , I mean.

This request involves posing a question and getting your answers based on how you would respond to the situation.

fire and arrests of a sort. Oh and psych wards )

May. 24th, 2013

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Dear Asshole at today's work party:

Yes, that is a one-year coin from AA. That does not mean it's fucking funny to swap your bloody Mary for my virgin Mary. I'd about finished the Goddamn thing before I realized there was vodka in it. It wasn't easy to put down the last of it, either. That doesn't count against my sober date, either, because I didn't drink it on purpose, so screw you.

Enjoy your trip to HR - Love, the old bitch in the corner office

Flemeth, Thea, any of you girls, you know anybody who could maybe make a necklace out of this thing? It might be nice to always have it nearby. Especially if the dreams keep getting worse.

May. 15th, 2013


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Hey, I'm new and my name's Anders.

Can we all take a minute to discuss kittens on the valarnet, here? Kittens are insanely adorable little things with adorably tiny paws and great big eyes and the little noses that twitch and their whiskers and all the fluff...

I might be going a LITTLE thick there, sorry. But so. Kittens. We’ve established that they are adorable. They are also, usually, incredibly cuddly and make the sweetest little cooing sounds besides the meows, or at least the gorgeous litter of maine coons someone dropped off at the office this week. They’re absolutely precious little cooing balls of awesome already, really really laid back, and would be great with kids, old people, students who are allowed to have pets, people in their teens to over a hundred..., busy people, people with time to have a companion who likes to curl up with you, tea drinkers, coffee lovers, anybody who doesn’t have an allergy...

Okay so the point is you really need to come and meet our kittens.

We’re in the situation where we’re not a shelter, and that probably won’t happen for another couple years if we get funding, but people bring their kittens to me all the time, and the overnight stay enclosures for the cats are getting pretty full and I’ve had to start doubling them up so my patients can have the peace they need after surgeries.

The dog area is looking much, much better as far as housing them these days, NOT that I’m saying people should run and drop their puppies off with me either. I’m REALLY not a puppy person, even though dogs can be nice, but I have a lot of kittens, and some older cats all really looking for homes who I DON’T want to have to drive to the shelter if I don’t have to. These guys are perfectly healthy, come with shots, and a bag of the food they’re getting here, and when they’re old enough, I’ll throw in a spay and neuter. I’d take them all back with me if I could, but seeing as that’s kind of not an option, I’m going to turn to all of you.

PLEASE come meet the kitties out at City Lickers in Irvine any time you can, we’re even open Sundays, and maybe think about giving one of those precious little faces a good home?

May. 9th, 2013


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Arcane warrior. I rather like the sound of that.

May. 4th, 2013


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Well, California is an interesting place.

My name is Silas Benjamin. Soon you'll be able to see my show on the United Christian Channel, which I'd like you to watch as a personal favour to me. I'll also be making posts on this network from week-to-week about the place that God has in our lives, and how to listen to him.

Well, I think we're already off to a good start.

May. 3rd, 2013

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... I suppose it's a good thing I'm not particularly scared of spiders.

seeing as I can turn into a very large one now.

Apr. 27th, 2013


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The next person to suggest 'speed dating' to me is going to get knocked out. This has been your only and final warning.
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That's it, I'm taking a break from men. Except for you, Merlin, you're fantastic and a darling. The rest of them, however.

Ugh.

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So I spent the past two weeks in Washington state. It was quite entertaining!

Apr. 24th, 2013


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Now that I've got living arrangements settled, I wanted to introduce myself. I'm Maia Amell, and I'm the new librarian at UC: Irvine (for all intents and purposes). I'm taking classes there, as well, as they seem rather interested in getting me a teaching position there for ancient studies.

It's almost like they think I'm an expert in my field.

Apr. 23rd, 2013


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Fucckkkkk

Cut for some graphic dreaming, man )

Gonna need more than a pack of smokes today.

Apr. 12th, 2013

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Ugh. I hate being invited to black tie events. I have to figure out what to wear, I have to find an escort - it's so much bother to just sit and be bored. But if I decline, I look ungrateful. Double edged sword.

Apr. 6th, 2013


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Any accountants around? Or just someone who likes to do people's taxes?
Mine ain't hard to do, but I gotta say I just don't really feel like cracking down on it this year. Apparently Uncle Sam frowns on that kinda thing though?

Apr. 5th, 2013

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To everyone who has magically disappearing / changing clothes: I'm having a skyclad sale at the Magick Shoppe. Come visit, come have some tea, and don't lose your shirt.

You already did! (Har har.)

Apr. 4th, 2013


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The suits and ties I could live with. The pink tutu was just... wrong. But the glow-in-the-dark thong with a feather boa? Really? Do I look like I'm 15 again? I I wasn't reading about things like this happening all over the OC, I would've sworn this was some kind of practical joke that James was playing on me.

Thankfully, so far I've missed out on the clothes falling off in public thing. And whenever someone's clothes have fallen off, noooooo... it's never the attractive blonde, or even the sexy guy with the cut abs. It's the little old lady with more wrinkles than a prune, or the guy who's spent way too much time stuffing his face with junk food.

Apr. 2nd, 2013


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Honestly, is anyone even surprised?

Mar. 28th, 2013


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Well, now! How's 'bout this little freak show we got going on in here? I'm hearing all kinds of weird shit and I. am. curious.

I'm Merle Dixon. Little new to town. Any darlin' ladies care to show me the sights? C'mon, now, I don't bite.

Mar. 26th, 2013

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It's my first time all the way to the west coast, and I have to say, I like it a hell of a lot more than living in Las Vegas. Perhaps because it's close to the ocean and not in the middle of a desert. Plus, it gets darker out here than working on the Strip. It's a nice change. A guy could get used to it.

So what's there to do for fun around here? I'm sure that nothing beats the night life in Vegas, but how does the OC compare?

Unfortunately, I've been working night shifts for nearly ten years, so I'm afraid fun in the sun is quite out of the question. My daytimes are sacrosanct. Strictly nighttime offers only.

Mar. 21st, 2013

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You know, I rather like my dreams. I could do way worse than dreaming I'm an immortal witch.

Mar. 18th, 2013


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♪ I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan

I'm a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that? ♪

Mar. 17th, 2013


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It’s so incredibly hard to love you
But I love you anyway
And every time I try too hard not to love you
I love you anyway

I don’t get it, I really don’t get it
I try to walk away but my feet won’t let me
I don’t get it, I just don’t get it
I try to walk away but my feet won’t let me

Mar. 13th, 2013

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When you consider what I do for a living, you'd think getting a date would be easy. Of course, people seem to think that damn Bachelor show is still interesting, so ... not really speaking to the public's smarts, I guess.

I'm getting old. Wanting to nest.

Mar. 11th, 2013

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Now taking bets on the duel between Enjolras and Courfeyrac. Odds are two to one, favoring Enjolras. Because let's face it, that other kid is kinda twitchy looking.

Mar. 7th, 2013


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Today is LaMarque's birthday! Well, not the real LaMarque, but my LaMarque.

That is, today was my cat's birthday, and we had a bit of a party. He got a new collar and a catnip mouse, and Courfeyrac brought over tuna with a candle in it.

He's prancing around like the king of everything, very pleased with himself.

LaMarque, not Courfeyrac. Courfeyrac does that anyway.

 

Mar. 6th, 2013

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I'm having a geode, crystal, and lodestone sale at my shop, the Magick Shoppe out in Tustin! Please, come by and visit me, I'm bored as can be. Nothing ever happens in Orange County, I swear. So beautiful, so tedious.