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Jun. 11th, 2015


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SHE'S HERE SHE'S HERE SHE'S HERE

I FELL ASLEEP AND WOKE UP AND SHE WAS ON MY PILLOW

Jun. 10th, 2015


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Someone drank all the Red Bull in my fridge right before finals started. Totally not fair. I was cutting back! Like I said I would! Now I'm all shivery and sweaty. Gross.

Jun. 7th, 2015


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Ew. Ew ew ew! I dreamed I helped a client seduce a cat last night. Well, a catgirl. Like, a one year old, purring, "let me sleep at home with you, Master!" catgirl.

What. The actual. Fuck. Bestiality isn't cute, no matter what manga says, okay?

Jun. 6th, 2015


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I kind of wish I could have normal dreams. Dreams where like I'm flying, or whatever a normal dream is.

The dreams I'm having are cool, but they make no sense. I think I have a crush on that princess, because I got jealous when a heart started going after her. My dream bro is dating a cross between a unicorn, and a rainbow. I'm pretty sure I was adopted, and that's why my brother is a dog.

Also keep dreaming about some random woman. No idea who she is, so whatevs.

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I really can't get enough of these fucking dreams. What a trip. So, Setsuna's body ended up dying when he was chilling out in Hades with me, so I disguised himself as him, stole his corpse from Hell. And there was some complicated plan that my master, the Archangel Uriel concocted where I killed a bunch of Michael's goons so he'd come down to Earth with Raphael (and they brought Gabriel? But she was actually the soul of Setsuna's little sister? Fucked if I know). So Uri and I trapped them in like, this pocket dimension or something while Raphael resurrected Setsuna. And then a bunch of shit happened, but that ain't important.

Anyway, the point is, there was all four archangels, the fucking messiah, and little old me. And then later, we gotta hang out with the Princess of the top layer of Hell. I really am hanging out with the bigwigs now, ain't I?

But that's not even the best part? After Setsuna's done rescuing his little girlfriend or whatever, we're supposed to kill God. And my best friend, Kira, who I killed when I was possessed the first time I actually died? He's really the immortal reincarnation of the unholy sword that killed me the frist time, and he like, follows around Setsuna's soul for all eternity like some sorta lame lovestruck puppy. And I got caught up in all of this just because I took drugs from a stranger. So let that be a lesson to you, kids. Don't take drugs from strangers.

... Or do, if you wanna go on the best adventure ever and don't mind dying a few times.

ANYHOW, I think I won the dream jackpot. Best. Dreams. Ever.

Oh, and I finally got my fucking cross rod. Of course it would come after all them vampires fucked off.

Jun. 5th, 2015


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It's been an eventful five months. I've visited nearly every continent, gotten lost in the Himilayas, discovered a new temple in Thailand, and spent a full month in the Australian outback, learning from the aborigines.

But I suppose a girl needs to take a break every now and again.

I trust things have been crazy as usual?

Jun. 4th, 2015


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So lotsa dreaming again. Had the same dream about being tossed in the slammer with that Starlord guy, Rocket and Gamora. That was fun. Well, for me. Seems Rocket and I have been in prison more than once and know how to rule the place right away. Helps being a tree alien that can shove roots up a guy's nose to prove a point.

Busting out was the new dream and was actually pretty wild. Rocket went on and on about some bull elaborate plan, and I just walked away and was all "screw it, I'm removing the battery from that box over there and we'll play it by ear. Rocket'll think of something." And then suddenly it was chaos and Rocket was all up on my shoulder shooting a gun bigger than him and then we're scrambling up (well okay I was growing myself taller on purpose and they were scrambling up ME) to the control room and I can't even explain how Rocket pulled it off for us to get outta there but he did.

Also I think he asked Quill to steal that guy's prosthetic leg just for giggles. Nutjob.

But seriously, don't mess with that raccoon.

May. 19th, 2015


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I'm starting to notice some things about my dreams. Number one, I'm a twelve year old boy. Two, I have an older brother that's a yellow talking dog. Three, there's a princess that keeps popping up. I shit you not, her name is Princess Bubblegum. Four, apparently I'm a hero there, because I was sent to get some weird book for heroes.

Crazy stuff, next thing you know I'll probably be dreaming about dancing spaghetti.

May. 13th, 2015


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Ever want something, and then when that thing actually turns out to be a possibility, you don't actually want it?

May. 8th, 2015


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Guess I can join the cool kids club. Had a real messed up dream last night. It involved zombies, a princess, candy, and having to solve math problems because I broke a royal promise.

wtf.

May. 7th, 2015


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apparently there's life after death after all. ... at least, in my dreams there is. and according to the giant head with all the faces, all i have to do to get into heaven is kill the messiah.

seems legit.

May. 5th, 2015


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Today at lunch I went out to the park near the precinct and took a nap. Had one of those 'dream within a dream' dreams, and it took me a good five minutes once I woke up for real to be sure that I was actually awake. Fucking disorienting. By the way, did you guys know there used to be some sort of huge fucking deer kicking around in the past? And that a different species of animal goes extinct nearly every day? Because I sure as hell didn't know either of those things. Googled it when I woke up, and yep. I didn't think it was actually possible to learn new facts from my dreams. Must've learned about it in grade school or something.

In other news, does anyone know of any mechanics that are good with old, classic cars? My Stella is needing some work. Tried to look under the hood myself this weekend, but as good as I am with cars, I think this one's beyond my skills.

May. 4th, 2015


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Yeah, while my bro's trying to make "the most epic fried rice ever!" I guess I'll check this thing out.

Yo! Name's Finn, and I like to help people! Need help? Contact me.

ETA: Like with yard work, and minor home repair.

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Hello, everyone!! My name's Ariel! I bet you get new people on here all the time, don't you? Hello other new people like me!!!

I see some people talking about their dreams on here! That's really neat. Is this supposed to be a shared dream journal? I don't think you'd want to read bout my silly old dreams, but that's such a nice idea! Analyzing dreams can be really fun! Unless they're scary dreams. I hope no one's having any of those!

Sorry, I've only ever really used the internet for classes. I'm a little new at this. Am I doing this right??