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May. 31st, 2021


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Not going to lie, I actually enjoyed that last bit of craziness. The flat was very amusing for the last few days, what with me, Eliot and Margo all bursting into song at random. I'll say that we all have pretty good voices so it wasn't bad at all.

If I had to choose between randomly singing and being shot at my droids, I'll choose randomly singing any day.

May. 24th, 2021


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No matter how long I've been working as Eliot's assistant, it will always baffle me how many people will try to plan things for the very last minute. You want to get married in June? Fantastic! That gives you a little over a year... oh you mean this June? Yeah, no. Not happening. You've known you were engaged for how long? Everyone is booked up, and IF you can find someone who can wiggle anything in, it'll cost an insane amount of money. Plus, you know, you have to INVITE PEOPLE. This isn't the sims, you can't plan a wedding day of.

Apr. 29th, 2021


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You know, sometimes, I think Luke thrives on making me absolutely crazy. Some of the things he talks about confuses the hell out of me. I'm not into the tech stuff. Not like him.

Apr. 24th, 2021


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I think this is the longest stretch I've gone without dreaming. I know I'm probably jinxing myself.

Apr. 11th, 2021


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Days like today, National Siblings Day, where everyone is posting pictures of their siblings on social media really make me miss Sarah and Cosima. It also makes me miss Alison, Helena and Adele, which is weird since none of them have been real people. Although, the whole thing with Adele does make me wonder if I really have a bio sister out there somewhere. Does anyone know how one would go about looking for long lost family members?

[Blocked from Eliot Waugh]

It occurred to me recently, while going over my planner for the rest of the year that this summer will be mine and Eliot's four year anniversary. I can't even bloody believe it. I've never been in a relationship this long before. I honestly can't believe it's been almost four years.

Mar. 31st, 2021


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I'm not going to lie, I kind of love that people are getting their panties in such a bunch because of Lil Nas X. Don't get me wrong, I think it's completely bloody ridiculous and obvious that they're going after him mainly because he's gay, but he doesn't seem to be letting it phase him and seems to be currently living his best life. I love seeing people with his level of confidence.

Mar. 27th, 2021


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Today I had a client ask we tell the caterer he wanted candle salads as a starter dish. And I've never heard of a candle salad before. So I looked it up. Okay fruit salad of some sort, but why is it called a candle salad?

So I kept scrolling to the finished picture. And um.

I don't really have much (any) experience in that area, but that really doesn't look like a candle to me, and I can really only think of one way you'd eat that.

Did I mention this event was a wedding rehearsal dinner? How much do you have to hate your in-laws?

Mar. 18th, 2021


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I don't know why green beer is so bloody appealing, but I've already had three tonight and we're only at our second bar of the night. How many more am I bound to have before we call it a night? Only time will tell.

Feb. 28th, 2021


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Best excuses for getting out of a fundraising gala that don’t involve me faking my own death?

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My other social media of choice besides this thing is tiktok. What can I say, I love cosplay. And... I have a magic item that GIVES me costumes. It's a match made in heaven.

If you don't have one or haven't heard of it, a lot of it is people lipsynching as characters from various things to song clips or memes. Well, today I was going through to find a song to make a video with, only to find clips of my own voice from when I did Six.

I'm torn between "wait, how is this clip on here?" and kind of thrilled at the same time.

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I can always tell when I'm pushing myself too hard - I've been sitting here all weekend getting pissed off because my phone is draining it's battery too quickly for what it's doing and I can't figure out why. I picked it up tonight and - I've had wi-fi turned off all weekend. It's been in data roaming the whole time which is why it's been draining so fast.

Feb. 24th, 2021


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Has anyone watched that Crime Scene series on Netflix? The one about the Cecil Hotel? Watched it the other night with Eliot and Margo and it is so bloody fucking creepy! There is so much about that case that just doesn't make sense. Yes, it makes sense in the long run, but it still doesn't make sense. I still have so many questions

It absolutely makes sense that it was one of the inspirations for the Hotel season of American Horror Story.

Feb. 7th, 2021


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More dreams, it's very weird dreaming about my mom pretty much hating me when we have never been closer here. Oh well, just makes me appreciate our relationship even more.

In other news Valentine's Day is coming up. Anyone have exciting plans?

Jan. 25th, 2021


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So in my dreams, I am such a badass with great fashion sense!




[Her boys]

I have two cakes on the counter.

DO NOT TOUCH THEM! For some customers, I already taped the boxes so I know if you get in them Jace!

There's brownies in the stove for you two.


Cath

I was sending pictures to a client, I didn't notice cat paw prints in the flour behind the cake.


Client wants a cake with those paw prints on them now.

Jan. 24th, 2021


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I understand people wanting to get married on Valentine's Day. I have nothing against people wanting to get married on Valentine's Day. I just wish some people would realize getting married on Valentine's Day means it's going to be more bloody expensive than any other random day. I mean, not everyone who wants to get married on a holiday is like that, but I've had a good number of people who seem so shocked when I tell them how much certain things are going to be on Valentine's Day. Florists especially charge more for Valentine's Day weddings. When will people learn?

Jan. 22nd, 2021


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Well that was entirely annoying and inconvenient. I'm just glad my memories are back. Nearly a full week without them beyond the basics was tiresome.

Even so. It seems that after nearly six years, my Dreams have come to an actual end. It's...strange and I'm not quite sure what to make of it. I suppose relieved. Especially as, despite everything, it mostly ended positively which I never thought possible. Still, it is strange. Especially the notion that I would actually retire, though it's clear I'm still doing things on the side either as a consultant or...something.

Dec. 22nd, 2020


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I suppose all traditions have to end at some point. Next year I'll be working the month of October. But the opportunity to plan not one but two fabulous weddings with my boyfriend Felix? I couldn't pass it up. And the happy couple telling us we can make them as over the top as we'd like? Icing on the cake.

[Felix]

You don't mind that I said yes we'd do it do you?

[Minako]

Get in touch with Catherine about the cakes now. And reach out to her catering friend.

Nov. 30th, 2020


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Dream me took Bo Bo on a day of post-rejection activities. Ice cream for breakfast. Then I took her to destroy some abandoned car and get her frustration out. Smashing lights and the windshield. Wallowing and my playlist. And drinks and shots and more shots.

And I woke up this morning with the hangover dream me has. So uh anyone have a magic cure for a hangover? Asking for a friend.

Nov. 25th, 2020


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Well, I can safely say that this Thanksgiving, I'll be thankful for two things -my mother has decided not to visit with her toy-boy again. Although I'm decidedly worried this means she'll be engaged to him by Christmas and I'll have to shove my head in an oven.

The biggest thing to be thankful for is the dreams moving on. Almost a month steady of torture dreams and I'm rather grateful they've finally decided to skip to the next part. I shall not miss those headaches.

Nov. 24th, 2020


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Wife an' I decided to officially get divorced since we both got tired of tryin' to explain to people the whole open marriage thing. Plus she ain't moving back to the states anytime soon an' we both wanted to keep our options open.

Nov. 19th, 2020


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I feel like it's a rule of thumb that if you come across a deserted funland amusement park, you shouldn't just wander around it. Same goes for movie sets that are being terrorised and circus' with crazy clowns. Seems like dream Mystery Gang just want to put themselves in scary situations.

I'm kinda annoyed that I keep getting kidnapped in these dreams though, and my hair is ruined almost constantly.

At least I can always rely on Scooby to save me.

Oct. 31st, 2020


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Okay, I realise people are having a crisis, where their favourite people in the world are missing, and I get that being this is the OC very bad things might've happened...

Not going to think about it, Adora's just busy

But does anyone know if criminal records carry over into this world from the dreams?

Oct. 28th, 2020


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I keep overhearing people talking about what they're going to be for Halloween and all I can think is - how do people still think it's a good idea to dress up with how this place gets.

Oct. 17th, 2020


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In the grand tradition of me - I’m giving myself Halloween off from planning parties so that I can enjoy my favorite holiday. And less selfishly so my assistant can do whatever she does for it. Last year it was the shadowcast for Rocky Horror Picture Show but I’m not sure if she’s mentioned it yet this year. Minako? You holding back?

Sep. 29th, 2020


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I thought I'd gotten the rabbit I woke up to last month comfortably established at the Magic Guild. Nice little hutch in the library for people to talk to it, and be as creeped out as I was by it's repeated use of one word in that grating voice, but I go in today to feed and water the little thing and it's pouting in the corner of it's hutch not looking at anyone.

Anybody know if rabbits can get depressed? And if they can what do I do to fix it?

Sep. 27th, 2020


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I have many regrets and most of them is getting involved in this Tik Tok.

I can't stop watching cat videos!

Aug. 25th, 2020


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So...any clubs around here want to hold a The World Didn't End party? We could all use one. Alexis and I can take care of the planning, we just need a venue.

Aug. 18th, 2020


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Who is hosting the - Okay we survived that party?


I feel like we all need some dancing and drinks.

Aug. 9th, 2020


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Too bad there wasn't away to stay asleep. My dreams are full of this really good looking man named Patrick who is my boyfriend. At least he brings some glimmer of hope with how dismal my dream life has gotten.

Jul. 22nd, 2020


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Why is it so hard for people to just mind their own business?

Was down on the beach, just relaxing when some dude-bro had to come up to me and question my decision to wear a crop top.

First off, they're comfy as hell.

Secondly, I flipped it on him and asked him why he was so insecure with himself that he needed to come try and police my decisions that have no affect on him whatsoever.

Of course, he tried to start an argument before I pointed out that no one was forcing him to look in my direction, or at me, but that I understood why he did as I was quite a sight to behold. That shut him up before he stalked off.

Jul. 11th, 2020


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I forgot how exciting it is to open boxes packed for moving, and finding things you forgot you had.

Jul. 4th, 2020


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Oh my god, has nobody else heard of the term "birthday month"?! The barista didn't seem to agree with me that you have a whole month to celebrate your birthday.

Tonight's celebrations come with fireworks. I take no responsibility for how they turn out. Obviously I don't have control of the presentation.

Jun. 24th, 2020


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Um no.

This fog, no.

NO!

Snow I was good with, fog I am not! NOT!

Has anyone seen the Mist - don't go outside! Lock your doors, don't be near windows.



bbl setting up a pillow fort in my bathroom to live there FOREVER!

Jun. 19th, 2020


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Yes I bring my dog into my office everyday. Yes I frequently am seen petting him during meetings with clients who aren't allergic or afraid of dogs. No brides that does not mean that he is available to be a part of your wedding package. Next one who tries to push on it is getting asked to leave and getting a partial refund based on how much work I've already done.

Jun. 11th, 2020


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The things Mr. Xanatos makes me do

I’ve heard some interesting things about this network. Figured I’d check it out. Name’s Winn and no I’m not about to name my likes and dislikes.

So, what’s with the interest in dreams?

Jun. 5th, 2020


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I totally get that June weddings are a thing, but holy crap am I up to my eyeballs in wedding cakes right now.

I've had my employees start telling people we're not taking anymore requests because they are non-stop. Maybe I should work on getting the machine message to say something about it, but I'm pretty sure 90% of people don't actually listen.

Oh well, at least the first round of weddings are this weekend and then it'll be smooth sailing.

Jun. 2nd, 2020


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I've found the solution to keeping your partner from stealing your clothes, for anyone who needs to know.

An unrepentantly bad sense of humor.

See, Armin will steal all of my hoodies, even my bi pride hoodies when he's 100% gay. The only one he won't touch is my "Bi bi bi" one. Because "Your puns are bad and you should feel bad"

If your partner is the one with the worse sense of humor, then sorry. There's no hope for you or your wardrobe.

May. 31st, 2020


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Spent the majority of my day out shopping with Eliot and Margo. We were well overdue for a good, long day or shopping. Margo is exceptionally good at sniffing out sales and considering she's a fashion consultant, is better than anyone I know at putting outfits together. I honestly don't know why some of her clients give her a hard time. But I suppose some people just can't help but complain.

May. 27th, 2020


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I really wish people just wouldn't plan to get married on holidays. They always get mad that things are more expensive and expect me to do some bloody magic and get venues or florists to drop their prices on The Fourth of July or bloody Christmas. For as many years as I've been in this business, I'll never understand these particular people.

The last thing I'd want to do is get married on a holiday.

May. 26th, 2020


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So dream me also grew up in a circus. A literal traveling circus called Haly's Circus. My dreams seem to be all over the place as far as order goes, but whatever. I can piece it together I think..

May. 18th, 2020


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More dreams last night. Pretty sure the older guy I've been seeing is abusive. So that's fun.

In happier news it's almost Memorial Day weekend! Anyone have fun plans?

Apr. 29th, 2020


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Okay, wow. I had a really intense dream last night. It was almost a memory, but some of the details were wrong. It was...I don't even know. Unpleasant. I feel weird, now. Like I want to go back to bed, but I don't want to dream anymore. I'm sure it's just because of everything going on, but really.

Apr. 13th, 2020


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I should have known that my dreams would just continue to decline. Sarah had gone to try and rescue Cosima from the island so of course she's in trouble and she calls, but her phone dies. Mrs. S and Kira were taken by Rachel's people. They're looking for Helena and after finding Alison they're keeping tabs on her along with Art. So basically they have us all under bloody surveillance.

Rachel wants Kira to come to Dyad for routine medical tests so of course Sarah doesn't want that and doesn't trust Rachel, which is understandable. So we plan to go on the run under Dyad's nose. And of course the plan goes to shit. MK gets killed and since Kira is somehow connected to the other clones, she stops feeling her and freaks out and tells Sarah she won't go and wants to know what's wrong with her then runs to me and of course I can't force her.

It breaks my heart to see both of them so scared. I'm just glad I've never had to see that in the waking world.

I feel like I need to take a trip home soon to visit them. It's been too long now.

Apr. 9th, 2020


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Well the Beast killed all of us because the person who was supposed to kill him - changed her mind. So I guess I’m not Dream!married anymore? Since it’s only supposed to be until death. Unless the fact that Quentin got someone to bring us back changes that. Not important, really, since I found out that I won’t die if I have sex here so that’s a relief. We go to find the Knight of Crowns since I’m High King and he has to place that crown on my head and in order to prove that I’m a child of Earth I have to show off my knowledge of Patrick Swayze. Which wasn’t anymore of a problem for me than it would be here. Since there are four thrones I crowned Margo, Quentin and Alice to rule with me. And dreamMe is growing since I did apologize to Alice for sleeping with her boyfriend so that’s progress at least.

I woke up to find my crown on the nightstand and I am pretty sure Felix was surprised to see me wearing it while I cooked breakfast.

Mar. 17th, 2020


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Made it back home. If I can even call here home anymore. New York sort of became my home these past few years. But right point is I made it back to Orange County. What a time to return.

Since I can't really go anywhere social media is probably the best way for me to reconnect and meet people here.

I'm Caroline. I'm an event planner whenever that's needed again. I love shopping, the beach, getting my nails done - pretty much all things I can't do right now. So please keep me entertained :)

Mar. 13th, 2020


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Why did no one ever tell me that the Romans used flying penis amulets to ward off sickness? Why was this never in my history books in school? That might have gotten me to pay attention in class! This is extremely bloody fitting for our current situation and I think everyone should start wearing flying penis amulets so the bleeding Corona virus can go bugger off. Of course, even if there wasn't a pandemic right now, I'd still find this extremely fascinating.

I need a flying penis amulet now. I wonder if this is the sort of thing someone would be selling on Etsy?

Feb. 27th, 2020


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Okay legit the best thing I have seen on the internet today.

I mean you gotta give her credit for her ingenuity and creativity but they still look like what she's trying to get away from.

For real.

Feb. 25th, 2020


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If anyone has, or knows, children around the age of like, four to ten who would enjoy a totally not scary serial story or possibly comic strip based around a magical mystery shack in a town surrounded by gnomes and all manner of magical creatures who would wanna let me test to see if this stuff is any good, please speak now?

I don't know any kids.

...Maybe I should start with like teenagers. Check it's not scary. Is getting kidnapped by gnomes who want to make a twelve-year-old their queen scary? How about lake monsters that aren't really lake monsters but are, in fact, senile and lonely old men?

Feb. 1st, 2020


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So...I’m apparently high king of Fillory by bloodright, which we discover when we go to get the blade. Which fun fact - I have to marry the blade maker’s daughter in order for us to claim it. Wonderful. Not only do I have to get married, but I have to get married to a stranger and a virgin. And that’s not even the worst part - according to the laws of the land, if I sleep with anyone but my spouse I’ll die. I want to know who dreamEliot pissed off in a past life.

[Felix]
So I have no clue if this is going to cross over to here - this not able to sleep with anyone but Fen - so I’m thinking we should go out of town and send me off with a bang if it’s going to happen. I also just want another mini vacation for us and I’ll admit it.

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Probably a bad idea for me to tease you about getting married before you right?

Jan. 25th, 2020


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My finacee and I need a little help. I work long shifts in the hospital and she is police. We are looking to hire a wedding planner in order to help us. Would anyone have any suggestions on who to hire?