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Jul. 4th, 2020


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Oh my god, has nobody else heard of the term "birthday month"?! The barista didn't seem to agree with me that you have a whole month to celebrate your birthday.

Tonight's celebrations come with fireworks. I take no responsibility for how they turn out. Obviously I don't have control of the presentation.

Jun. 24th, 2020


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Um no.

This fog, no.

NO!

Snow I was good with, fog I am not! NOT!

Has anyone seen the Mist - don't go outside! Lock your doors, don't be near windows.



bbl setting up a pillow fort in my bathroom to live there FOREVER!

Jun. 19th, 2020


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Yes I bring my dog into my office everyday. Yes I frequently am seen petting him during meetings with clients who aren't allergic or afraid of dogs. No brides that does not mean that he is available to be a part of your wedding package. Next one who tries to push on it is getting asked to leave and getting a partial refund based on how much work I've already done.

Jun. 11th, 2020


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The things Mr. Xanatos makes me do

I’ve heard some interesting things about this network. Figured I’d check it out. Name’s Winn and no I’m not about to name my likes and dislikes.

So, what’s with the interest in dreams?

Jun. 5th, 2020


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I totally get that June weddings are a thing, but holy crap am I up to my eyeballs in wedding cakes right now.

I've had my employees start telling people we're not taking anymore requests because they are non-stop. Maybe I should work on getting the machine message to say something about it, but I'm pretty sure 90% of people don't actually listen.

Oh well, at least the first round of weddings are this weekend and then it'll be smooth sailing.

Jun. 2nd, 2020


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I've found the solution to keeping your partner from stealing your clothes, for anyone who needs to know.

An unrepentantly bad sense of humor.

See, Armin will steal all of my hoodies, even my bi pride hoodies when he's 100% gay. The only one he won't touch is my "Bi bi bi" one. Because "Your puns are bad and you should feel bad"

If your partner is the one with the worse sense of humor, then sorry. There's no hope for you or your wardrobe.

May. 31st, 2020


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Spent the majority of my day out shopping with Eliot and Margo. We were well overdue for a good, long day or shopping. Margo is exceptionally good at sniffing out sales and considering she's a fashion consultant, is better than anyone I know at putting outfits together. I honestly don't know why some of her clients give her a hard time. But I suppose some people just can't help but complain.

May. 27th, 2020


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I really wish people just wouldn't plan to get married on holidays. They always get mad that things are more expensive and expect me to do some bloody magic and get venues or florists to drop their prices on The Fourth of July or bloody Christmas. For as many years as I've been in this business, I'll never understand these particular people.

The last thing I'd want to do is get married on a holiday.

May. 26th, 2020


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So dream me also grew up in a circus. A literal traveling circus called Haly's Circus. My dreams seem to be all over the place as far as order goes, but whatever. I can piece it together I think..

May. 18th, 2020


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More dreams last night. Pretty sure the older guy I've been seeing is abusive. So that's fun.

In happier news it's almost Memorial Day weekend! Anyone have fun plans?

Apr. 29th, 2020


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Okay, wow. I had a really intense dream last night. It was almost a memory, but some of the details were wrong. It was...I don't even know. Unpleasant. I feel weird, now. Like I want to go back to bed, but I don't want to dream anymore. I'm sure it's just because of everything going on, but really.

Apr. 13th, 2020


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I should have known that my dreams would just continue to decline. Sarah had gone to try and rescue Cosima from the island so of course she's in trouble and she calls, but her phone dies. Mrs. S and Kira were taken by Rachel's people. They're looking for Helena and after finding Alison they're keeping tabs on her along with Art. So basically they have us all under bloody surveillance.

Rachel wants Kira to come to Dyad for routine medical tests so of course Sarah doesn't want that and doesn't trust Rachel, which is understandable. So we plan to go on the run under Dyad's nose. And of course the plan goes to shit. MK gets killed and since Kira is somehow connected to the other clones, she stops feeling her and freaks out and tells Sarah she won't go and wants to know what's wrong with her then runs to me and of course I can't force her.

It breaks my heart to see both of them so scared. I'm just glad I've never had to see that in the waking world.

I feel like I need to take a trip home soon to visit them. It's been too long now.

Apr. 9th, 2020


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Well the Beast killed all of us because the person who was supposed to kill him - changed her mind. So I guess I’m not Dream!married anymore? Since it’s only supposed to be until death. Unless the fact that Quentin got someone to bring us back changes that. Not important, really, since I found out that I won’t die if I have sex here so that’s a relief. We go to find the Knight of Crowns since I’m High King and he has to place that crown on my head and in order to prove that I’m a child of Earth I have to show off my knowledge of Patrick Swayze. Which wasn’t anymore of a problem for me than it would be here. Since there are four thrones I crowned Margo, Quentin and Alice to rule with me. And dreamMe is growing since I did apologize to Alice for sleeping with her boyfriend so that’s progress at least.

I woke up to find my crown on the nightstand and I am pretty sure Felix was surprised to see me wearing it while I cooked breakfast.

Mar. 17th, 2020


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Made it back home. If I can even call here home anymore. New York sort of became my home these past few years. But right point is I made it back to Orange County. What a time to return.

Since I can't really go anywhere social media is probably the best way for me to reconnect and meet people here.

I'm Caroline. I'm an event planner whenever that's needed again. I love shopping, the beach, getting my nails done - pretty much all things I can't do right now. So please keep me entertained :)

Mar. 13th, 2020


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Why did no one ever tell me that the Romans used flying penis amulets to ward off sickness? Why was this never in my history books in school? That might have gotten me to pay attention in class! This is extremely bloody fitting for our current situation and I think everyone should start wearing flying penis amulets so the bleeding Corona virus can go bugger off. Of course, even if there wasn't a pandemic right now, I'd still find this extremely fascinating.

I need a flying penis amulet now. I wonder if this is the sort of thing someone would be selling on Etsy?

Feb. 27th, 2020


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Okay legit the best thing I have seen on the internet today.

I mean you gotta give her credit for her ingenuity and creativity but they still look like what she's trying to get away from.

For real.

Feb. 25th, 2020


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If anyone has, or knows, children around the age of like, four to ten who would enjoy a totally not scary serial story or possibly comic strip based around a magical mystery shack in a town surrounded by gnomes and all manner of magical creatures who would wanna let me test to see if this stuff is any good, please speak now?

I don't know any kids.

...Maybe I should start with like teenagers. Check it's not scary. Is getting kidnapped by gnomes who want to make a twelve-year-old their queen scary? How about lake monsters that aren't really lake monsters but are, in fact, senile and lonely old men?

Feb. 1st, 2020


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So...I’m apparently high king of Fillory by bloodright, which we discover when we go to get the blade. Which fun fact - I have to marry the blade maker’s daughter in order for us to claim it. Wonderful. Not only do I have to get married, but I have to get married to a stranger and a virgin. And that’s not even the worst part - according to the laws of the land, if I sleep with anyone but my spouse I’ll die. I want to know who dreamEliot pissed off in a past life.

[Felix]
So I have no clue if this is going to cross over to here - this not able to sleep with anyone but Fen - so I’m thinking we should go out of town and send me off with a bang if it’s going to happen. I also just want another mini vacation for us and I’ll admit it.

[Margo]
Probably a bad idea for me to tease you about getting married before you right?

Jan. 25th, 2020


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My finacee and I need a little help. I work long shifts in the hospital and she is police. We are looking to hire a wedding planner in order to help us. Would anyone have any suggestions on who to hire?

Jan. 23rd, 2020


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Who else has picked up talents their dreamselves have? Dream!Felix is an artist, but I've barely been able to draw stick figures until I started dreaming. I don't paint as much as I do in the dreams, but I've actually done a few of the paintings that I did do in the dreams, here. Considering I've never been very good, I have to say, these are pretty good. They're of Sarah, Cosima and Alison.

Paintings - Cut for Size )

Not really sure what I'm going to do with them. Maybe I'll send Sarah and Cosima's to them.

Jan. 10th, 2020


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Ever watch a television show and experience a gay awakening? I mean I already had that but I had another one watching The Witcher I'm pretty sure.

Dec. 13th, 2019


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I was just saw an article about some kind of new fish that looks like a bloody penis! If I hadn't read the headline, I would have thought it was a penis. And of course they're washing up on a beach here in California. Did anyone else see this? I'm deliberately not including the article, because I know that everyone will be curious enough to google it themselves.

Dec. 12th, 2019


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Opening night is next Saturday, and I am so pumped for it! I've given out my free tickets already, but if you'd like to come see me as Ella Woods, I'd love to see all of you there. You can get them from the Chapman University website, or at the Uni itself. The show starts 8 pm!

Nov. 29th, 2019


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Glad today is almost over. Almost had to gut someone at the store.

Nov. 25th, 2019


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Is there a circus show in the area?

I think it’d be fun to partake in it and learn some new skills. I feel like I could draw a crowd with my gravity powers...and good looks

This new venture may or may not have been spurred on by watching “The Greatest Showman.” Also, never really found Zac Efron appealing until now...

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So, I came across this and I must have it. Because it looks almost exactly like my coat from my Dreams. Except it's a sweater and not heavy leather. Yes, I must have this sweater.


[OOC: Pretend the second image is a selfie Evie took.]

Nov. 14th, 2019


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I'm supposed to be working on a project for my class, and the house since that is my project, but instead I've stolen my sister's computer and spent the day redecorating her sims houses. Maybe i can screenshot them and turn them in for credit...

Oct. 22nd, 2019


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I really can't think of a better way to celebrate my birthday this year than starting rehearsing the part of Elle Woods! I am still in disbelief I got the lead role, and rehearsals today were absolutely amazing. I'm exhausted in the absolute best of ways!

Oct. 19th, 2019


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Can someone explain why I watch things like Forensic Files in the middle of the night when my boyfriend is asleep? I could put on anything else that's not going to make me bloody paranoid, but no, instead I put on the show about murders. What is wrong with me?

Sep. 30th, 2019


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My dad thought he was being sneaky on not ruining a surprise birthday party for me by telling me he's picking me up first thing in the morning tomorrow. Like no, dad, I see through you. I know what you're planning. Guess I'll just have to pretend to be surprised tomorrow.

Sep. 18th, 2019


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I was very proud of the fact that until now I had not actually heard that bloody Baby Shark song, but today that all changed. I had a meeting with a client for their kid's first birthday and the meeting was at their house, which is fine, but they must have played that bloody song for the kid at least a dozen times. And now it's been popping up in my head ever since. No matter what else I listen to, it just pops up when I least expect it. I think I need a few drinks.

Sep. 16th, 2019


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Lets talk about the undergarments of the 1800's.

Slimming as ever, but hurt like a hell.

No wonder woman broke ribs, fainted, or their body changed to adjust.

Sep. 1st, 2019


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I joked when I came out to my parents, give it a few months and I'll be asked why I don't have a boyfriend OR girlfriend. Because Mom's a housewife and I'm her biggest hobby.

Guess who just got asked "Have you met any cute boys or cute girls yet this year?" You get three guesses, and the first two don't count. She even suggest I cook for them... and do what? Impress them by being the first person to blow up a stove by trying to boil water? I don't have TIME to date. I've got a job, I'm doing a double major, I've got tryouts for the next musical our uni does before long... What free time do I have for anyone? No matter how cute? I mean if someone cute falls into my lap, they fall into my lap. But I've got stuff to accomplish and that's kind of more important right now? Until then, my free time is devoted to practicing, sports, and trying to play through my Steam library.

Aug. 28th, 2019


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I'm not gonna lie, I'm completely bloody obsessed with Taylor Swift's You Need to Calm Down. I'm fairly certain I'm annoying the others at my office because whenever it comes on I insist that someone turns it up. I've never really been the biggest Taylor Swift fan, in the past, but recently I've liked most of the songs she's released.

Aug. 25th, 2019


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Next time I get into my head that I want to write a research proposal, someone shoot me in the face.

Also, I woke up with a notebook full of spells beside my bed this morning. Add to that my new tattoo and I'm generally not all that pleased with the world today.

Aug. 19th, 2019


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Guess who won a bid on a bakery!

No name yet, no workers yet, I plan on fixing that soon.

But I WON!

I feel like I've leveled up adult wise to level 30!


I own a bakery.

Shit.

Aug. 18th, 2019


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Apparently, I'm a person of interest in my dreams. A group of teens kidnapped me...and then another group tried to stop them...but they kinda failed. Oh and I have powers in my dreams. I can manipulate metals, or something like that. Although, nothing cool like that happened after I woke up.

Jul. 25th, 2019


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It bloody figures that right after Cosima leaves, in the waking world, she goes off in the dreams to find her cure. And then Sarah goes off to find Cosima and of course it all has to do with Rachel. We're trusting that Rachel won't double cross us, which is not the smartest plan we've had, but we have no choice. I hate it when we have no choice.

And then Adele is asking questions that I can't answer if I want to keep her safe, but it's difficult when she's now met Sarah, Alison and Helena and even I know that telling her that they're triplets is bloody mad considering they all have different accents, but what else am I supposed to do? And then Krystal shows up again and when we tell her she's a clone she doesn't believe us even with Sarah standing right there!

I honestly don't know how dream!me handles all of this without cracking. Oh yes, I know how, he drinks and self medicates.

Jun. 30th, 2019


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It seems as though people are already starting to celebrate the 4th of July. I just had to kick someone out of the bar after cutting them off because they were singing the national anthem. And they were singing as well as you'd expect a drunk to sing. I'm also fairly certain the lyrics he was trying to sing were nothing close to what the actual words to the national anthem are.

Jun. 28th, 2019


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Seems like my Dream self dyed her hair blue finally. Makes me think I should go back to blue hair myself. I kind of miss it. My Dream self also finally got her tattoo, the same one I have. I guess the up side to having Dreams that are almost the exact same as my life here is I can anticipate what's coming.

Jun. 24th, 2019


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In the spirit of Pride, I'm bi. I think. Or gay. One of the two, of which I'm not sure yet but I've never said the words. To myself or anyone else, so I mean. That's who I am. At least a part of.

Jun. 3rd, 2019


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If I ever suggest using probability magic someone please slap some sense into me because clearly I’ll have lost my mind after seeing how effective it is in my Dreams. I never want to dream my death ever again. Especially not over and over showing what’s going to happen if we follow this path over that one. But we don’t find a way that didn’t lead to us all dying - going to Fillory and killing the Beast. But in order to do it we have to learn battle magic and since it’s not taught at Brakebills and there are no books on it in the library, we resort to the spells that the hedge witches use. Which is even more dangerous than regular battle magic would be. What could possibly go wrong with that?

In order to master it we have to get rid of our emotions because they could distract us and we put them in these bottles to store until after we’re done, which drinking them is quite possibly the best high I’ve ever had here or there and it led to me sleeping with Margo and Quentin Q another one of our friends whose girlfriend was not at all happy the next morning at finding the three of us in bed together.

When I woke up the bottle I used was on the bed between me and Felix. I'm pretty sure I want to hold onto this particular gift even less than I did the books.

May. 31st, 2019


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Oi! People need to quit yelling at each other outside my apartment! I understand that it's Friday, I'm just as happy about that, but that doesn't mean you have to be so bloody obnoxious. I think I'm going to go have a drink maybe then I won't be so judgmental.

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A new species of dinosaur was discovered in China, and there's evidence that it had bat-like wings. Which is actually pretty cool, and another link in the evolution of dinosaurs into birds.

May. 21st, 2019


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I went to two different bloody Starbucks today and both were sold out of the Mango Dragonfruit Refresher. Clearly they hadn't realized just how popular this drink was going to be this year. I had no problems last summer, but this is the third time this has happened in the last week. Other people need to stop ordering my drink.

May. 10th, 2019


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So I read an article earlier today that definitely falls into the "Mother Nature is stranger than fiction" category. AKA an extinct bird came back from the dead. Basically, this species of bird went extinct when the sea level rose over 100,000 years ago, but it re-evolved after the sea level fell and now lives on the same island it had lived on before it went extinct.

This isn't an anomaly, such things have happened before where a species has gone extinct only for it to re-evolve again from the same ancestor. The process is called iterative evolution, and this is just one other area of my line of work that endlessly fascinates me. I mean, what are the odds of a species going extinct, only to later on re-evolve from the same ancestor? It's kind of mind-blowing to think about how evolution can take the same exact steps, or relatively the same steps and come to the same result.

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Oh for Christ's sake people learn to read contracts before you sign them. Read not skim. I did not go to the trouble of filling the thing out WITH YOU to make sure everything you wanted for your event was in there and telling you four times that the deposit was nonrefundable and that I needed 72 hours notice for a cancellation. 72. Not 24. Not 36. 72. Minimum. Because I have to contact everyone that I hired and signed contracts with for your event and cancel them.

And I paid those deposits out of the deposit you gave me. Also even with you cancelling? I've put in a number of hours organizing this that I could have spent on other clients. Clients that didn't call on a Friday night to cancel their Saturday party. At 9 on Friday night actually. As I'm getting ready to go out myself. So thanks for being an inconsiderate asshole and ruining my night by not following the contract and calling earlier.

And even after I reminded you of the contract you signed and emailed it to you again so that you could read it over again and see I wasn't, as you put it, "bullshitting to keep the money", you still want a refund of your deposit in full? No. I don't work for free any more than you do. Go ahead and have your lawyers contact me. I'll show them the contract that you signed with me stating that you understood my policies.

[Margo]
I took the flask back. I have a feeling I'm going to need it the next few days.

[Felix]
Next buy's on me darling. I needed it after that call.

[Minako]
I'll leave their papers in your desk just in case their lawyers do show up so you can give them a paper copy. If they call - just send it on over to my phone. This is one customer you don't need to protect from me with their idiocy. They've more than earned anything I say to them.

Apr. 23rd, 2019


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While I am loathe to share my wife with the rest of the world, I do look forward to celebrating our marriage amongst friends.

That is if the reception even happens. I think my dear wife has scared almost everyone involved with the preparations off with the amount of times she has changed her mind about trivial things. I never thought there could be so much indecision over linens and especially since both options look white to me. But whatever my wife wants, she shall have.

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You know anyone who says the customer is always right has never met a bloody customer. On the whole, customers are a demographic of the population that are statistically more likely to be wrong than any other. And sometimes when they're not trying to do returns that are out of policy they're just arseholes.

What kind of jerk leaves a bad review on the internet because I didn't want to take his number and let him take me out on a date when he's done nothing but mouth breathe and stare at me creepily for a week as he hovered by the checkout? He's lucky I didn't punch him in the throat.

Apr. 9th, 2019


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[info]valarnet
Now that I have an assistant it was only a matter of time before I got an actual office space for my business. I already miss the days of just bothering Margo at her job while I was dealing with my clients on the phone.