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Jan. 25th, 2021


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Whoever they are they've been beating me senseless for 10 hours.

Also, dream me is a kinky son of a bitch. That's just... weird. Dream me is also of the mind that no one will give a shit about me and won't come to get me and/or find me.

Ben's a ghost. I hate Ben being a ghost! There's also a ghost there in the room with me and my torturers. Some Russian lady.

(Dream me is also having a fit that the bad guys are destroying his drugs.)

Ben keeps telling me to be strong.

Also, that sucks! It showed me when I was younger. Dad had left me in a mausoleum or something, in the dark for WAY too long. "Have you mastered your fear of the dead, Number Four?" (This only came about because I was trapped in a damn closet while the bad guys were gone for hours. Pretty sure he's also going through withdrawal but it's mainly the claustrophobia)

Dream me is sober. So, I can see the ghosts better. Talking to a Zoya, who was a victim of my kidnappers.

Their names are Hazel and Ca-Ca.

Shit. Diego, I'm sorry!

Also, WHAT THE HELL WAS IN THAT BRIEFCASE, IT ZAPPED ME... SOMEWHERE! (Also, the lady on the bus was oogling Dream!me, but then again, I was still only in a towel.)

Jan. 13th, 2021


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Looks like the gallery been busy at the start of the year.

All the new exhibits have been popular.

Even got a few new buyers.


I call this a win!

Dec. 7th, 2020


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[text] veronica mars


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So who is gonna watch that Colonel Sanders Lifetime movie on Sunday?

Dec. 3rd, 2020


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So this ice castle just appeared on the beach three days ago and it was a little weird but kind of cool. Then yesterday it started snowing and now there's a volcano in the hills above my house.

I'm freaking out.

Nov. 30th, 2020


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For the month of December, admission to the Mikaelson Art Gallery is 40% off.

We will be closed between December 24th and January 2nd so be sure to take advantage of the savings while you can.

Nov. 19th, 2020


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So I'm pretty sure that the bakery Eren works at is about to ban me from coming in to hangout while waiting for Eren to get off. I try not to get in the way of them doing their jobs, get my brownie and cocoa and go sit at a table with my books to study while I wait. But today I just couldn't keep my mouth shut when I heard this woman going off on the cashier for repeating her order back to her. It's not incompetence. It's not being unable to do her job. It's wanting to be thorough and make sure she got it right since you couldn't be bothered to get off your damn phone while placing it.

[Eren Jaeger]

If they do ban me you'll just bring my brownie to the car right?

Nov. 4th, 2020


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I really hate the beginning of the month for many reasons.

Anyone know of a place that is hiring?

Nov. 1st, 2020


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If we could not do that again, that'd be great. I wish this place would leave me the fuck out of things when it gets weird.

Oct. 13th, 2020


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I love going out to the park and stuff with BB8. The kids are always fascinated and want to know how I'm controlling him. I always just say it's magic. BB also attracts a lot of dogs who seem fascinated by him. I've said it before and I'll say it again, I love having a droid.

So I'm thinking about maybe having a Halloween party. Would it be cheating if I dressed as my dream self? Thinking I could wear my flight suit.

Oct. 11th, 2020


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So my best friends back home sent me a package about a week ago with a bunch of snacks that I obviously can't get here. I came back to my room this afternoon and my roommate was going through the box and didn't seem to think it was a big deal. We said that since we're roommates we should share stuff, but I seem to be the only one with stuff. Am I overreacting?

Oct. 5th, 2020


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Anybody who thinks the harbor is the worst smelling place on earth has clearly never been around a creek at lowtide. I forgot how disgusting that smell tastes.

Oct. 4th, 2020


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Dream me is turning out to be a right prick.

Oct. 3rd, 2020


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Nothing like a brisk morning sipping a Pumpkin Spice Latte while unlocking the gallery for a day of work.

You can tell that fall is here, I'm living for it!

Sep. 23rd, 2020


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As many of you know, I'm an art gallery curator for Mikaelson's Gallery.


Recently I've lost my assistant and I'm looking to fulfill his position.


This position presents a great opportunity to work with fine art and be a critical part of our fast-paced team. Assist myself with exhibition and publication development, implementation of matters at hand. You will need a degree in art or art history, however since it's an assistant position, I will be willing to work around that. Salary is negotiable

Sep. 9th, 2020


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For the first time ever, I just had to talk someone through setting up the operating system that comes with their laptop. Like, it is self-prompting, and tells you what to do, but for some reason they needed me to talk them through it. Took twenty minutes, felt like nine hours.

I would've done a back to back child watching marathon instead of this, I really would've.

At least this week I haven't had to say 'have you tried turning it off and back on' yet.

Sep. 7th, 2020


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Dreams are too much! Being the chosen one, means I'm the heir to it, there's like a few girls in front of me, which means trying.

Also means people are out go get me, and I was found, my water was killed and I ran. I traveled, I still on the run, nothing like being hunted, right?

Oh well.

Off to work I go today.

Aug. 26th, 2020


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So as of tomorrow Bell's Bites, my food truck, will be officially open! I don't have a set schedule of where I'm going to be on any specific days but I've lined it up tomorrow to be parked outside business name from 10:30 to 6:30. So come see me and get lunch or dinner! I'm planning on having fried chicken - pieces and tenders - with biscuits, mashed potatoes or macaroni and cheese and some vegetable that I haven't decided yet.

Aug. 25th, 2020


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Question for the masses.

What's the best dating app to use in this area?

Aug. 9th, 2020


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If the dreams are actually some semblance of another life, my life in O'ahu is a hell of a lot more dangerous than my time with the SEALs. Still have a hard time wrapping my brain around the fact that I put myself in reserves.

Aug. 4th, 2020


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I really should have listened to my gut when Mina's dad brought up adding daddy to the new campaign we're planning for once things calm down on set. He used to always be a part of our D&D campaigns but when his company took off he had to miss a few.

And now I remember why the loss wasn't all that bad - he decided today that part of his characters backstory involves curing cows of addiction to the game world equivalent of meth.

Jul. 24th, 2020


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I try to stay out of my employees at the donut shop's personal lives. I really do but there's something going on with one of them that I noticed today and it's really bothering me.

She takes the bus just like I do, only from the other direction, but I’ve noticed that her boyfriend rides it with her every day, gets off, walks her to the door, double checks what time she’ll be off, and then leaves.

There’ve only been a few times I’ve been there when she gets off, but he’s always been there - waiting outside the door for her for about 45 minutes. I didn’t really think about it before other than thinking that maybe she just likes the company to and from. But I was there when they were doing breaks today and he showed up after she’d finished her’s to spend it with her, and went ballistic when she told him she’d already had her break. He was screaming at her that she knew better than to take her break early without his permission.

The manager had to throw him out and asked me if I had a problem with him being banned from the property, and I said no because I think that’s probably a good idea. He wasn’t getting violent, but he was disturbing customers and one of them called the cops about it. But by the time they responded he’d already stormed off left so they couldn’t do anything since she wouldn’t press charges. They couldn’t do anything other than tell me to get a lawyer to send him something in writing that would tell him he was banned from the property and would be reported for trespass if he came back so that’ll be fun to try and figure out.

Something about all of it is really bothering me, though. Why does she need his permission to take a break early? And according to some of the other employees he’s been coming up everyday at her break to sit with her, but he never bought anything. Just...sat there and got annoyed if she started talking to anyone but him. She asked me not to ban him but...I don’t think I should take that back.There’s a record of domestic calls with her address and a few that she made herself

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This place may not be Hawaii but the surfing is almost just as good. I'm a little rusty though. Took a few spills before I was able to regain my surfing legs and stand up on the board.

Jul. 20th, 2020


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...Who had tiktokers try to curse the moon for July's weirdness?

Jul. 9th, 2020


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When everything falls apart in your dreams and you don't have time to mourn someone you care about because the other person you also love is catatonic.

Grey Goose is your friend.

Jun. 9th, 2020


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I just wrote this long essay on what it takes to be a curator due to a situation in the gallery today. However, I deleted it, it wasn't his fault he was misinformed and that's because my job isn't spoken about a lot, since I'm the person behind the scene.

I was accused of just buying nice things for the gallery. It's not the case though, as an Art Curator I'm responsible for implementing and managing art exhibitions and collections to show the public, hopefully educate and also to showcase and offer sales for all artist.


Normally I assemble or select collections of works of art, or art projects, grouped around an idea or a theme. I try to keep pieces within the gallery changing every other month due to new art always being introduced.


I'm not here just to buy nice things. I am here to show the public nice things and maybe get them to buy them.

May. 22nd, 2020


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Turns out mom and my dad are shit parents in my dream, I was even put in the foster care at some point. If you acted up, the woman would put you in the attic for her son to feed off him. Yes, she was harboring a vampire child.

How fucked up is that? If he killed a kid, the conveniently "ran away". I killed him, accidentally, but than got the hell out there. I tried going back to my mom, but she loved her drugs and her pimp too much.


The only slightly cool thing about this dream was my imaginary friend (I know, I know, sounds like I was such a loser, I kinda was) Alex. Only turns out just an deity trying to take over my body for herself. Even my imaginary sucked.

It all worked out though, my soul was saved,

I got Diana, a watcher, helping me out since I'm "the Chosen One."

May. 21st, 2020


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I woke up thinking it was Friday. That was disappointing. It's only Thursday. I definitely didn't get enough sleep last night and not enough coffee in my system today.

When you start dreaming about your friends..maybe you've been spending too much time together studying.

May. 4th, 2020


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Um tell me you guys are seeing the things outside and it's not just a crazy dream?

Apr. 29th, 2020


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I'm proud to announce that Mikaelson Art Gallery will open our latest exhibit this Friday.


It will display and sale, local artists works!


We hope everyone will stop by to check it out.

Mar. 29th, 2020


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I am pleased to see that things are going back to normal around here. Especially since the holidays are just around the corner.

I never want to see people shoving a senior citizen out of the way to get to a package of toilet paper again. The poor lad received an ear full from yours truly.

Mar. 16th, 2020


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Driving to work was easier than most days, but sadly I have to hit the grocery stores tonight and I have no idea where to go. I have been planning simple meals and I need water, with lots of wine.

Since I'm new to the area, anyone got a suggestion on the best place to go?

Feb. 7th, 2020


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This video game is really starting to piss me off. I shot that creature in the face when it was practically on top of me, but it did barely any damage? But I hit it with a 2x4 that was laying around in the game and it took half it’s health? What kind of sense does that make?

Jan. 17th, 2020


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Well I think that’s the last time I take a cab anywhere around here. I called this afternoon to arrange a pickup for tonight and was told to call back an hour prior to what time I wanted to be picked up. Which is all well and fine until you take into account the state I was in at that point with hunger. And the fact that the company kept giving me the run around about it. And finally told me they would try to get someone there to pick me up. Try to. And three hours after the time I’d wanted to be picked up they did manage to get there. And the driver bitched the entire way home about how he was missing out on fares that would have been more lucrative.

Jan. 7th, 2020


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Hello all, Faith here from Mikaelson Art Gallery.

Mr. Mikaelson has decided to donate a small space/corner of his gallery to local artist for they can promote or sale their work.

We are now accepting applications! Please make sure to submit a portfolio of your work if you apply!


If you have any questions, feel free to reach out to me.

Dec. 9th, 2019


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Come to California he says, there's no snow he claims!

Yet....here I am in a Winter Wonderland!



Hello all, I'm Faith, the new curator at Niklaus Mikaelson's gallery.

Apr. 29th, 2014


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I think I might have selected the location for my future restaurant. I just need to go to the bank and get a loan. Fingers crossed. Then Orange County can have some decent Italian food that isn't the bullshit Olive Garden.

May. 30th, 2013

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So Saturday night, the club's been bought out by a guy named Jay Gatsby.

He told me to let you all know. Weird as hell you ask me, but what do I know? I just own the joint.

May. 19th, 2013


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I took the dog out for a walk today, and just in case, I brought along my camera.

Cut for image, viewable to all. )

I'm really glad I did. I know it'll ruin my reputation as a surly old cuss, but I'm rather taken with my dog.

May. 7th, 2013


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There's no water in my apartment. No notice. No warning. Nothing. Apparently they're doing 'work' on the pipes and things got fucked up.

So no water for like a couple of days.

Guess I'm eating out and being dirty for a week.

Ain't people supposed to warn about this shit?

Apr. 16th, 2013


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Even in my dreams, I'm the fucking bad guy. Guess I ain't surprised. I'm kinda glad that no one in my dreams is here.

Trying to kill my friends and shit. Working for the baddie.

My lot in life.

Mar. 28th, 2013

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Opening a new nightclub in a few weeks, looking for servers, bartenders and bouncers.

Hoping open interviews next week at [address]. Decent pay, benefits, etc. Name's Joe, and look forward to seeing you there.

Mar. 22nd, 2013


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I've been thinking about trying to get a better job than just pouring drinks. Except I ain't got no experience and not a lot of people employ ex-cons. I don't really know what I'd do either. I can't think of anything that I want to do.

I'm just tired of listening to drunk people.

And super fucking glad this singing thing is over. I got some kind of wicked deja vu over it too. Weird.

Mar. 16th, 2013


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No one loves me 'cause I'm terrible
And it's true, can't you see?
I'm so lonely it's incredible
So be you, don't be me

Because bad luck always follows me around now
I got bad luck like it's going out of style now


Holy jesus this is really fucking annoying. I was singing about cleaning the bar last night like I was in some fucking disney movie.

Mar. 7th, 2013


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Apparently I accidentally kill people in my dreams too. Though it seems like I've gone off the rails.

Guess I'm not that surprised. Looks like I'm a bad guy in my own fucking dreams. How lame is that?

I'm stronger than I used to be. I don't know if that's supposed to make up for something or what.

You know what I'm glad for though? The fact that no one from my dreams have shown up here.

Anyone want to go out and party? I'm done sitting around and moping about shit.

Feb. 22nd, 2013


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Last call for the Quest for the Red Queen.

I really should warn you lot about what resides within that castle. They have no mercy, and they have total obedience to the queen. If we're very very unlucky, there'll be demonic teapots and then there will be the dolls.

I really hope there aren't the dolls.

Feb. 19th, 2013


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Vampires, Vengeful spirits, mind control... my dreams just keep getting weirder and weirder.

Feb. 18th, 2013


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I just watched the strangest fucking movie. Some Japanese horror movie called Cut for Possible Triggers ) After that I had to watch. It went on some mad tangent in the end and I'm not even sure I understood it.

Has anyone else seen this movie? Maybe you can explain the end to me.

Feb. 13th, 2013

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Mardi Gras! WHo has two thumbs and the msot beads in the bar? This guy. Capital R.

I even have a paper crown that I'm wearing ironically.

Feb. 12th, 2013


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Has anyone watched this yet? Because it's fantastic. I mean if you like that whole Skyrim thing. Or if you're a fan of game parodies.

Oh and I just saw there's a Cops version too. Guess I know what I'm doing with the rest of my day.

Feb. 11th, 2013


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I need motherfucking pricks to stop tagging pictures of cats as 'kittens'.

Fucking people know the difference between a cat and a kitten come on people this isn't a fucking game

I like animals I need to know what I'm clicking on