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Mar. 27th, 2016


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So I've been having more Dreams. This time my friends and I ended up chased to a planet where they had a kissing test to determine genetic viability. And guess what, dumbass here ended up kissing the genetically damaged Princess that no-one else was compatible with, being forced into a marriage and getting frozen as a statue for 80 years! So yeah, I woke up kinda pissed.

Anyone else have these kind of alien Dreams?

Mar. 26th, 2016


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Okay, maybe the water in a dog bowl was a little much, Dream!me. Even if it was kind of funny.

Protip: Don't try to handcuff a werewolf to the radiator on the night of the full moon. An given that the full moon was a couple nights ago, this advice is a little late, but there you have it. Better late than never?

Mar. 5th, 2016


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It would appear that today is National Absinthe Day. I think Vanessa and I will have to honor the day and have a glass tonight.

Feb. 20th, 2016


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I've had about enough of this mess. I'm more or less camped out at the ranch, making sure my horses are pulling through all right. Poor things are spooked out of their minds.

Feb. 10th, 2016


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I'd forgotten how much I detest moving. While the prospect of a new place to live is quite nice, it's such a hassle. One never realizes how many things they've accumulated until it all needs to be boxed up. And inevitably I know myself well enough to know that most if these boxes win't be unpacked until several months from now.

Feb. 8th, 2016


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So, what exactly is in the water here? Why am I dreaming about weird shit now? Because last I checked, I don't howl at the moon, my family didn't die in some tragic fire, and I'm not being hunted by crazies. I had to text Laura, just in case

Jan. 3rd, 2016


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You've all inflicted me with this dream nonsense, and I hate you all. That being said: how do I tell someone I've dreamt of him? I barely know him, but he is here in the waking world.

This is bloody ridiculous.

Dec. 17th, 2015


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I feel silly saying this, but I keep thinking about that meteor shower the other night. Maybe Vanessa's right and there was something different about it, but the little kid in me felt compelled to make hisself a wish.

All right me, I made a wish. But it just felt sort of magical, and not in that freaky supernatural way my dreams usually are. A nice sort of magic.

Oct. 28th, 2015


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CLARA! My darling Clara, I do believe I have discovered, on the google machine, that the man we were speaking of the other day. The one who implanted his face in your chest and shook his head about, was actually committing a brazen form of foreplay or mating ritual called: "Motorboating". It's a bit absurd, as I do not believe any motors, boats, or water for that matter ever came into play.

I intend to do further research upon motorboating. So far, in my explorations in the physical realm, I have come to find most find it odd, offensive, and a few found it amusing. Nothing much more than that though.

Still, I think perhaps I'll go onto doing research here abroad, open to all humans and humanoids alike. I have come to find really only females seem to play victim here, but it's open to all so as not to leave any stone unturned.

Motorboating: Does it work as a mating ritual? Yea or Nay.

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Thought this might get easier each time it happened, but it hasn't. Not yet. I'm getting sick and tired of being sick and tired.

Oct. 20th, 2015


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The more I dream the more I find myself growing frustrated with my current job. Perhaps it is time to look elsewhere or a change in genre perhaps as I enjoy the work just not the subject.

Oct. 19th, 2015


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Are there any shows anyone would recommend? In my most recent dream, I took Vanessa to a show and I want to do the same here and thought I'd get some recommendations before making a decision.

Sep. 21st, 2015


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Happy Bisexual Awareness Week to all those who are both bisexual and a were.

... I'm sorry that was awful, but it made me chuckle.

Sep. 14th, 2015


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When's the sun gonna learn that it's halfway through September already?

It's Fall, it's supposed to be time for hay rides and apple picking and whatnot. But it's too damn hot to do any of those things.

Shape up, weather. My pumpkins are gonna rot on the vine before I get a chance to pick and carve them.

Aug. 25th, 2015


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I hate admitting that I'm wrong.

That's why I'm not quite admitting that I was wrong.

But I'm also admitting Zee might have been a little bit right.

I drank more than enough to put myself out of commission last night, there's no questioning that, but...I don't even know why I'm bothering to write this here, it's just an old bastard rambling on after something's rattled his cage...I mean, who the fuck even cares, right? What's the bloody point?

I had a dream. A real one, one that I remembered after waking up. That never happens. Hasn't happened for years. The booze made sure of that.

This morning, I woke up starving, and sweaty. And terrified.

Aug. 14th, 2015


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Well this sure does bring back memories. Maybe I ought to start up one myself. And of you got youngins that like to ride?

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I suppose it's rather silly to hope the dreams just end. I don't often hope for much of anything, but I'd put my eggs in that basket anyway.

Now they've all shattered and it's a big, yokey disaster with plenty of egg shells.

I've completely fucked myself over in these dreams.

Aug. 13th, 2015


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Well that's a dream I certainly wouldn't mind having again.

Jul. 31st, 2015


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I haven't been going to the gym or practicing with my ax long, but I've noticed that I'm definitely getting stronger. I'm getting some pretty impressive muscle definition in my arms and shoulders. I look in the mirror and I can hardly believe that I'm seeing my own reflection these days. I like it though. I wonder if I could actually win The Games if they were real.

Jul. 29th, 2015


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Why's there gotta be a second goddamn full moon this month? Is one not enough?

Jul. 28th, 2015


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There's going to be a meteor shower tonight! According to my research the best time to watch it is just a few hours before early sunrise. I usually don't stay up so late but... oh well, what's the harm? It is an uncommon celestial occurrence after all. There's something so peaceful about looking up at the stars. I always seem to wonder what it's like out there.

Ooh, I hope I can find a good spot to watch it! Somewhere not too well let... And I'll need to take my binoculars... Oh I suppose I should bring Skippy along too, although he'll probably just sleep through it all...

Jul. 24th, 2015


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Got everything ready for this weekend's adventure group. We're teaching them how to rappel and how to do their own basic camp set ups for mountain weekends. This group is all new. Don't know how hearty they're going to be. Here's hoping the clouds don't turn to rain. Got a feeling this set of new survivalists would melt if they got caught in a drizzle.

Jul. 16th, 2015


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One of my cars is gone. One of my cars is gone from my garage. I was about to call the police when I saw that a few people here were talking about items vanishing. I'm beginning to think that's what might have happened to my car. My question though, how is that possible?

Jul. 6th, 2015


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You guys seen this moon lately? Apparently some forest fires in Canada are flaring up and turning it that weird orange colour.

I got to say, it's really giving me the creeps. Especially since it was just full a few nights ago.

Jun. 25th, 2015


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Has anyone come up with a real smooth way of acting around someone you've dreamed about, but you're pretty sure they ain't had any dreams yet?

Cuz I gotta say, I sure as hell have not.

Jun. 8th, 2015


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With my residency swiftly approaching, I've been attempting to finally organize my apartment and make sure I have everything I'll need. My chosen profession in pathology seems a bit more poignant these days.

Mostly, I wanted to share that, as I was going through my books, I found a copy of an old penny dreadful tucked away from there. Varney The Vampire. The sight of it makes me feel a bit sad, truth be told. If anyone happens to be curious, Project Gutenberg has it in their archive. Or at least some of it. I certainly know what I'll be doing with my night.

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I don't normally use social media, but I suppose, in a way, it's kind of like people watching, which is something I do enjoy doing. You can learn so much a kit a person when they don't know you're watching them after all. So I stumbled upon this group while looking for something else and I must admit, I'm not entirely sure if you're all crazy or intriguing. I suppose only time will tell for sure.

May. 14th, 2015


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Well fuck all this.

Fuck these dreams, and all the demons and vampires and whatever other bullshit happens to my dream self. I'm done with it, I'm over it.

I need a change of pace. So tomorrow night (that's Thursday), all y'all are invited out to my ranch (the one I live in, not where I work) for something of a hootenanny. There'll be plenty of music, food, and booze to go around. No dress code so long as you don't show up naked. There's a pool, so bring your swim trunks if you like. No life guard on duty or whatever though, you can take care of your own selves like responsible adults.

Party starts at five, anyone who's at my place past midnight gets turned into a pumpkin.

RSVP here or whatever, if you want. Or just show up.

Apr. 21st, 2015


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I tell you folks what, April has really gotten to me something fierce. First off, I'm knocked flat on my ass the first couple days of the month, sick as a dog. Maybe the flu, I don't know, but I sure as hell ached all over, could barely move without feeling nauseous.

Then I had more of them damned dreams, which just keep getting stranger the more I have them. (And I did meet you, Victor, like you said. Some gentleman you are.)

And now the horses are acting skittish around me. Do I smell funny?

Least I got to keep my own body, is all.

Apr. 12th, 2015


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Everyone seems back to themselves, then? What a strange experience it must have been. Though I am far from envious. I've been having my own experiences in the form of these dreams.

The man I reanimated was very nearly perfect. So eager to learn and quick to learn, and, I hadn't expected it, he retained memories of his former life. What a fascinating thing man is. Disaster, though, appears to be abundant in these dreams. Actually, now that I'm typing it out, it makes me feel a bit ill, so perhaps that's enough. In brighter news, I found a pile of old books on my coffee table this morning. Quite a lot of poetry and plays. They're in fairly good condition, too, which is lovely.

And then of course there are only a couple of months left until my residency begins. I'm nearly counting down the days. Administrative work is so tedious.

Mar. 23rd, 2015


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First of all, I'd like to thank all y'all who've come out so far asking about lessons. I'm pleased as punch to have you on, and I'm looking forward to working with you some more.

Which does remind me, I had a question about stabling horses and I thought I'd make a note of that here. If you need a place to stable your horse, we do have a bit of room. It's not unlimited, but there are a few spots open.

Now I've been seeing a lot about these dreams around here, and I think I've been having some of my own. Damn nasty stuff, pardon my French. Hope they're not all like this.

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There's nothing more stressful than trying to wrangle seven teenage students into getting their work done before their show. I've got my own horse to bathe and braid, and they are just fooling around. Although the threat of not letting them attend has gotten a couple to get serious.

I swear I was never this disobedient as a child. okay, so I was worse. I stole anything not nailed down. . I suppose they're just lucky I don't run this place like I was back in the Army. They'd be cleaning tack with QTips.

How did my mother do this every day? God.

Feb. 14th, 2015


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Well ain't this a mighty fine howdy do.

I was told by a couple of the younger, more tech savvy folk that I work with that is the hot new place to be. So I figured I'd give it a look, see what all the fuss is about.

My name is Ethan Chandler, I run my daddy's farm and ranch over in Irvine. I've been trying to convince him to let me expand into horseback riding lessons, so I thought why not take a poll of what seems to be the general public, see if there's any interest.

Would any of you folk here be interested in such a thing? We've got a lot of experienced cowboys who ain't got enough to do, it might be as good for them as it would be for you.