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Aug. 16th, 2012


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Not that death threats via letter, e-mail and text are to be taken lightly but you know what's funny? That all it took to defuse the source was a bunch of flowers and a box of chocolate.

Now I get panties in the mail and nude pics on my phone.

I need to change my number.

Jul. 29th, 2012


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I hate shrinks.

Jul. 25th, 2012


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It used to be so nice here and now it's all fucked up. What have you people done to this place?

Jul. 3rd, 2012

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What the heck am I supposed to do with an ocelot?

Jun. 23rd, 2012


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Wanted Notice, Not Necessarily SFW )

Jun. 22nd, 2012


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Object: Monochrome painting (white on white) $35,000.

Options of display:

1. On an easel in the white room
2. On the wall in the living-room
3. Behind glass embedded in the bathroom floor

They never sell those with recommendations. They never ask what the buyer's home looks like even though they should to find out if the piece they're selling will fit in with the rest of the d├ęcor.