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May. 23rd, 2014

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There's nothing quite like a man telling you that he wants to see you and only you and then turn around and say he's made a mistake. Being dumped sucks.

I accidentally caught the curtains on fire. I think I'm getting my magic. Maybe dream!me is right. I'm never going to actually know what love is.

May. 14th, 2014


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Anyone else dream of someone you so hope you get to stab?

May. 12th, 2014


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Wednesday at Eve is going to be a special event. Waving the cover charge, a couple new bands will be showcasing.

Ladies only, as always.

Claire

You're invited. Special guest.

May. 4th, 2014


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Henry McCoy is really fucking lucky he's not around because that man needs to be slapped.

So. More time travel crap in my dreams. As if the Phoenix stuff wasn't bad enough, no, Henry freaking McCoy gets the bright idea to make Scott meet himself. BRILLIANT.

Apr. 28th, 2014


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There's a Renaissance Faire in Irwindale until the middle of May. Loras and I had talked about going last year, but never had the chance. I'm thinking about making the time this year. Not only would it be interesting considering my dreams, but I could also talk to the performers, do some networking.

Apr. 20th, 2014


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Punnies!


[info]the_cure
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How do bunnies stay healthy?
Eggercise

Why are people always tired in April?
Because they just finished a march

What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
An egghead.

Why did the rabbit cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.

What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
A receding hareline.

What do you call the Easter Bunny after a hard day's work?
Tired.

What does a rooster say to a hen he likes?
Your one hot chick!

Knock, knock...
Who's there?
"Ether"!
"Ether" who?
"Ether" Bunny!

Do you know how bunnies stay in shape?
Hareobics.

Why did the magician have to cancel his show?
He'd just washed his hare and couldn't do a thing with it.

What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter parade?
Hot, cross bunnies

Apr. 14th, 2014

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So, if anyone can think of any cons to having this adorable ball of adorableness in their lives, tell me now, because I desperately want one!

Apr. 10th, 2014


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I guess the weird of this place hasn't gotten to me yet. I'm starting to feel left out.

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Think I need a drink. Possibly many. Anyone else? It's Friday somewhere.

Apr. 2nd, 2014


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Hell, what do people even write in these things when they don't have crazy dreams or strange crap happening to them. Everything I've tried to write so far has sounded lame or socially awkward.

So... I'm Eomer. Formerly of the US Army, now just a regular guy with private security credentials.

Considering there's a nine year old on my couch who, when he gets back to normal, is probably never gonna leave, I could sure use a job.

Anyone hiring? I've got credentials enough to lead a security operation for any of the local companies. I've also been a bodyguard and an honor guard.

Mar. 28th, 2014


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I'm here a month, wasn't expecting to feel my first earthquake so soon.

Mar. 27th, 2014


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That was an odd dream? I blame it on being ill! Whoever Mr. Boggins is, we ate all of his food, drank all of his ale, threw all of his dishes, and chatted about something to do with doors. That all happened with a lot of other friends and family there, and a very, very, very tall old wizard fellow with a stick and a pointy hat.

We were short compared to him. Maybe he put a spell on himself to make himself bigger? Although that's sort of unnecessary and rather inconvenient, considering he kept having to duck to go through the doorways.

Oh well. I must've had a fever while I was snoring away, trying to get over this cold or flu.

I'm sorry, Dani! I kept feeling under the weather so much that I've been coming in later than intended. I'll be in right on time, tomorrow!

Later Edit for Dani: I suppose I'll be getting dragged into the doctor's soon, so I'll bring a note if I need to be off work. Promise!

Mar. 26th, 2014


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Because Eothain has no language (or anything) filter and obvious weed references are obvious. Steer clear if you get easily offended. )

Mar. 22nd, 2014


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Well last night was a disaster.
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Mar. 14th, 2014


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I think I ate too much pie in one sitting.

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I'm kind of excited. I discovered a new moth last time I was in Venezuela and I get to name it. World, there's a new moth named Acherontia lydia. (Its wings are red.)

It's probably not very romantic to name an insect after your girlfriend, but that's how I am.

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Mmmm. I think I'm feeling up to going out to dinner tonight. It's rare, especially when I'm putting my nose to the grindstone for training. Food good. Exhaustion bad.

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New clothes. New friends. It's a good week. Right? Oh and randomly getting into trouble with a friend, also a bonus.

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[ locked from Serah ]


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I can't sleep at night and when I do, I dream about strange places and my mother or people dying all around me--

Physical therapy. I thought I'd hate it but it's exactly what I needed. We work until I bleed and then we take a break, it's nice to have a therapist who pushes me that hard and isn't a pussy about it. At this rate I could have been back in the field by the summer, at least. All my friends are in the sandbox without me. They better not be getting themselves into trouble.

My sister's birthday is coming up. I think it's the first we've celebrated while I've actually been home. I don't know what to do about it. She seems a little old for slumber parties. Which is good, because I don't think I could handle a gaggle of girls in my house. Still... I should do something. We're a family again. I guess I'm open to ideas.

Mar. 13th, 2014


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If anyone needs me, I'll be sleeping until the 17th is over. Honestly, you lot don't need to disrespect my homeland to get shit-faced; you'll take any excuse.

Mar. 12th, 2014


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Just because I'm a feminist doesn't make me a lesbian, or a man hater. Just because I turned you down doesn't make me either, either. Stupidity, now that's something I hate. Come up with a much more clever insult and maybe I'll raise you from pond scum to something with a few more braincells. Like a tadpole.

And then, after all that you have the bright idea to touch me.

One day out without someone thinking I want them in my personal space, that's all I ask.

Jun. 29th, 2013


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Trigger warning for noncon, implied rape. )

I don't know if I can go to work today, I keep throwing up.

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Sometimes I feel like fighting to do my job in my dreams is a losing battle. Anyone else get that impression?

Jim, I appreciate that you've got this tough guy, thick-skinned, bad boy attitude and demeanor, and it helps you win all the ladies, but really. As your doctor, I advise that you should sit down and let the medical professionals do their part in keeping you healthy and sane. After the shoot-out with that maniac Harrison, I know you needed it.

Also, Joanna has been asking for you.

Jun. 28th, 2013

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Canes are boring.

Rehabilitation is boring.

I'm so boooooored.

Jun. 26th, 2013

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Pepper, I can walk with a cane now. I'm making no promises about it not being needed to walk down the aisle next week, but I promise to wrap it in tulle or something, okay?

Jun. 25th, 2013


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You really haven't lived until you've participated in a conversation involving two dogs, a waterfountain and two humans. Especially when that conversation is in perfect classical french and involves the phrase "I would lick cheese from the back of that duck, snickering at the Yorkie that prances past and baiting a Chinese Crested over her "so nineteen EIGHTIES" hairdo.

Unleashed and loving it or what?

Jun. 23rd, 2013


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Voice Post: Laika talking!


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not work safe lol )

Jun. 17th, 2013


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What is it now? 3-0? I'm actually starting to lose count of how many disastrous wedding attempts Tony and I have had at this point.

I can't believe I'm making another one of these posts

Despite popular opinion The Dragons were NOT a part of the wedding event. We did not hire dragons or a dragon tamer to put on a show during the reception. Believe me, I checked the invoices and our bank accounts. I thought it was another terrible idea of Tony's at first too.

We will, of course, be paying the hospital bills for anyone who was harmed during our attempted wedding. Please, everyone, accept our sincerest apologies for yet another wedding mishap. I'm not sure we will be attempting another one on such a large scale.

May. 31st, 2013

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Siri says hi.

Eowyn says hi too, but since Siri's doing most the work I thought she deserved a shout out.

Sorry for worrying you all. I'm fine. Pepper? You around?

Apr. 28th, 2013

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Do you guys ever think about your dreamworlds, and are sort of glad that you're not someone else in them? In hindsight, I complained a lot about what happened to me, but then I remembered hearing the story of the Ringbearer and then the Battles I wasn't a part of.

Maybe I'm just talking a big game here, because I don't know that I could honestly handle more than what I got.

Apr. 23rd, 2013


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My daughter has just informed me that she wants to come and live with me for the next school year. I'm not sure how she came to this decision or what prompted it, and I'm not sure how to respond. While it would be wonderful to have her around, I'm not sure that my profession goes well hand in hand with being a single father of a pre-teen.

The only thing I know for a fact is that it's incredibly difficult to say no to her.

Apr. 22nd, 2013


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Ladies in the workplace: this little trick really works. Men are remarkably easy. They won't even question why your tampons are in the fridge.

Apr. 20th, 2013

[info]alwaysbechosen
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Since no one else is actually going to say it, I'm going on record right now as it being 'too quiet' again.

Just so we can get the next crisis out of the way before the wedding, okay? Saves time in the long run.

Apr. 10th, 2013


[info]pep
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I'd just like to take a moment to apologize to everyone on the network who witnessed my inebriation yesterday. It was entirely unprofessional of me to be posting in such a state and nothing like that will ever happen again. Thank you everyone for your kind words none the less.

Stark Industries would like to pick up the medical bills for anyone who was injured at the Stark-Potts wedding last Saturday afternoon. I'll be dropping by the hospital later today to pay those bills. It's the least we can do.

As an update to the wedding, Tony and I have decided to give it another shot although we will be putting the wedding together a little more quickly this time. I've hired a wedding planner to help me with this en devour. Expect save-the-date cards soon, but as a heads up it will be taking place on May 11th a couple hours outside of Malibu on a lovely little vineyard. I hope everyone will be able to make it out a second time.

Apr. 9th, 2013


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Weddung. Ruined. Still dont know hy. possibly diring bruce when he shows back up. Someoe mentioned strippers too. Yes. The man is dead.

Apr. 2nd, 2013


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So, I was told about this place by my friend, Navi. And she was right. It's pretty interesting. I just hope that by being here, that doesn't mean I'll suddenly wind up naked. That would be embarrassing. Especially if I were mowing someones lawn at the time or something.

Oh, I'm Sam Gamgee, by the way.

Mar. 27th, 2013


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More dreams from before Hogwarts last night. Dreams about growing up at Spinner's End, getting my Hogwarts Letter. The bastard who fathered me. Getting to know Lily. They were mostly terrible dreams, but tinged with a bitter sweetness to them.

I have to say, this world is much preferable to the one in my dreams.

Mar. 26th, 2013


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So, bachelor parties. Or specifically, mine.

Before you ask, no, there won't be strippers (unless Thor gets drunk and loses his pants, which I put the odds at 50/50) but I fully intend for it to be an awesome night. Renting out Disneyland for the night, starting at Midnight and going until dawn.

Men, women, whatever. Gender friendly and I am going to personally buy you all mouse ears, all right?

And you will wear them.

This Friday. Be there.
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In light of what was brought to light recently, and especially because of the post Mister Valjean posted himself, I would like to give my opinion on the matter. That opinion is as follows:

Ultime Fauchelevent is a good man, and I know that Jean Valjean was as well. He made a mistake and served his time for it, and that is all that can be asked of him. Let us not criticize him for past mistakes, nor continue to make him pay for them. What is done is done.

He has been nothing but welcoming to myself and my friends, taking us into his home and under his wing. I cannot imagine him as anything but good, honest, fair, and humane.

Let us allow he and his daughter to live in peace.

Mar. 10th, 2013


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You would think having a general idea on how the story in the dreams, or whatever you want to call it, ends would give you a sense of closure but it doesn't really. It is more like an emptiness or when you finish a book, close it, and then it hits you some big question has gone unanswered. It is hard to explain I guess.

Or is it just me that feels that way? Feels like there should be a reason for the dreams but there isn't except that we want there to be a reason.

Mar. 6th, 2013

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I will not wield my broadsword in traffic, I will not wield my broadsword in traffic, I will not wield my broadsword in traffic.

Feb. 22nd, 2013


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Last call for the Quest for the Red Queen.

I really should warn you lot about what resides within that castle. They have no mercy, and they have total obedience to the queen. If we're very very unlucky, there'll be demonic teapots and then there will be the dolls.

I really hope there aren't the dolls.

Feb. 8th, 2013

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A couple of friends clued me in to this network thing, so I thought I'd say hello. My name is Sif. It's Norse, and please don't call me Siffy. It brings back bad grade school memories.

I'm going to be starting work at Orange City Hall soon, and I figure I ought to state up front that anything I write on this network is my opinion only, and does not reflect the opinions of City Hall. I'd like to not lose my job before it starts.

That said, speaking as a private citizen, I wanted to make you all aware of the Immigrant March. Anyone of any ethnicity is welcome, as hey, we're all immigrants except for the Native Americans, really. We're starting at the downtown university campus, and winding up at city hall as we march for the rights of undocumented immigrants and refugees. It's tomorrow, from 9 until whenever we arrive. We got the paperwork all set, so I don't think anybody will get arrested, but we'll see.

Feb. 5th, 2013


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So, uh, does anyone else have Norse dreams? Like, that they're ... in Norse mythology? It's kind of tripping me out.

Feb. 4th, 2013


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...I just got one of those emails from the Baronry that suggests my little hobby of dressing up in funny clothes and shooting things/overseeing other people shooting things is gonna get a lot more interesting. It's all volunteer of course, but, well, valarnet, you're looking at the new Captain of Archers for the Baronry Of Gyldenholt.

...Saying that one came as a shocker is kind of a given, I think. I mean...somebody just put me in a position of actual power. It's like the thunderclouds just started pouring in while I laughed evilly for a moment there.

...So. I'm in some semblance of control over a larger group of people and, while, it's not going to be the biggest ceremony or the most important I'm a part of this year, it's still pretty amazing, considering they want to do it publicly. I uh...

Floored isn't the word now, and excited doesn't start to cover it. I can't believe that this is happening t me. And I'm thrilled to take it.

Feb. 3rd, 2013


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Do I lose my girlcred if I admit I like this sport?

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So, I'm seven weeks pregnant, and this thing is kind of keeping everything in perspective.

Snippy Picture Time! )

Right now the little sea monkey's the size of a blueberry, which may not seem like a lot to you, but I'm kind of ... always aware of it, if that makes any sense. Plus, thinking about the little one that way only reminds me that I have SO MUCH LEFT TO DO OH MY GOSH I HAVE TO FIND PAINT THAT IS SAFE AND GREEN AND THEN I HAVE TO FIGURE OUT FURNITURE AND LINENS

Feb. 1st, 2013


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I had the most wonderful dreams! This beautiful forest, and an underground city! It was...it felt so real, and wonderful!

Jan. 29th, 2013


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Okay, gang, let's get this straight - friggin' bathing in Purell didn't save anyone from getting sick lately, and it's sure as hell not going to help now.

Go look on Wikipedia about how immune systems work. I'll wait.

Kids at my school are surprisingly stupid.

Jan. 28th, 2013


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Hi, I'm Gwen. A few friends of mine said I should check this thing out. So, here I am! Introduction post. /awkward.

I'm new in town. Weird to find a posting board that's so local. Anyone know a good place to get bagels?