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Jun. 1st, 2014


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How unexpectedly cold! I've had to bundle up in a sweater and a big coat. This really belongs more in New York over the winter months, than it does here in southern California.

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Is this common for this time of year? I'm gonna go out on a limb and say no, but it's pretty fricken cool.

Also, those dreams everyone apparently has. I think I might have had them. Like, at first everything was way normal. It was like dreaming about being back at boarding school again and bumming around Europe, right up until the point where I started dating super models. Because apparently being an Osborn in my dreams is waaaay more boss than being an Osborn in real life. Okay, but then, I dreamt about hearing about all this stuff going down in New York? Like. A guy dressed as a spider fighting this giant lizard or something? What even is that.

May. 14th, 2014


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Anyone else dream of someone you so hope you get to stab?

May. 1st, 2014


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bwah u all missed me



~Lockheed



Edited in later

Someone who's getting grounded hijacked my computer. Sorry folks.

Apr. 24th, 2014


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Hello! I'm Lothiriel and new to the area. I just sailed from New York, and I'm excited to be here for a while. I was super excited to drop off gifts for my cousins, Boromir and Faramir. Speaking of? Hi, you guys!

So what does everyone do around here, for fun? I always end up asking when I come into port for a while, since asking the locals is the way to find out where all the best places to eat or drink are, and where to go shopping. If I buy too much, I might sink my little boat! I better be careful that I don't go overboard. :)

Apr. 2nd, 2014


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Hell, what do people even write in these things when they don't have crazy dreams or strange crap happening to them. Everything I've tried to write so far has sounded lame or socially awkward.

So... I'm Eomer. Formerly of the US Army, now just a regular guy with private security credentials.

Considering there's a nine year old on my couch who, when he gets back to normal, is probably never gonna leave, I could sure use a job.

Anyone hiring? I've got credentials enough to lead a security operation for any of the local companies. I've also been a bodyguard and an honor guard.

Mar. 26th, 2014


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Because Eothain has no language (or anything) filter and obvious weed references are obvious. Steer clear if you get easily offended. )

Nov. 15th, 2012


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I fractured my femur last night during rehearsals. Please do not tell me you are sorry because you have nothing to be sorry for. Also please do not ask me if I am alright. I am tired of everyone asking me that. The surgeon put pins and stuff in it, it is okay. Am I fine with it? Not at all and no, I do not want to talk about it. I just want to go home but they say will not happen until tomorrow night at the earliest.

How likely is it that I can talk a nurse into getting me some ice cream? Ice cream makes everything a little better.

Oct. 23rd, 2012


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Zev, sweetie, I had a such a fabulous time during our hot date and stuff. BUT? Hi. I think when we were in the restroom, I probably shoved my panties in your back pocket since I didn't want to fling them around in the coffeehouse potty room and I need them back now. They're not exactly cheap.

I wasn't sure how to get a hold of you since we didn't exactly exchange numbers as much as we exchanged kinky things. And then ran like hell in the opposite direction because REASONS. =D OK SO IF YOU WANT THEN YOU CAN MAIL THEM BACK TO ME ASAP THNX.

Edit: OMG I GUESS WE'RE SUCH PERVS OK? Some people should avert their eyes before they burn if they're easily offended. SRS FACE YOU GUYS. I already had to block some principal person or something!

Oct. 21st, 2012


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No.Comment.

Oct. 19th, 2012


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I carved my first pumpkin today and believe me when I say it was a disaster. Looked a little like the pumpkin exploded all over the dance studio. I should stick with dancing instead of carving pumpkins. Yes, we have nothing better to do on opening day than to carve pumpkins. Last minute decor for tonight's show.

There was even Christmas music on the radio. It is too soon for that.

Oct. 18th, 2012


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So, today Rox and I are working on our freestyle to music routine , and you wouldn't believe how fucking amazing it is. We're doing Cell Block Tango. Which apparently has everybody at work now making weird assumptions about my sexuality. Uh, A, it doesn't matter what that is. And GOD, no, the guy who brought me pants is NOT my boyfriend, B, My horse is fucking named Roxie, so I was obligated, C, Are you just jealous Rox and I can do it, and you and your ugly ass expensive out the door purebred can't? D, you keep distracting me, you'll be eating my crop.

Haters gonna hate, I fucking swear.

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Some wiseass put a PONY in my OFFICE!

Oct. 12th, 2012


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I always seem to be posting about the sunrise. It was cloudy this morning, so I didn't get to see it very well.

Also, I have a date tonight. Mini golf. With one of the most peculiar men I've ever met.

Oct. 9th, 2012


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I just pulled the Halloween night shift and by pulled I mean I assigned myself to it. It never ceases to amaze me the kind of things that happen that night and are left on our front door. Last year It'll be all hands on deck, but here's to hoping it won't be too crazy this year.

I just jinxed myself, didn't I?

Oh right. This is the point where I warn everyone about Halloween candy and how poisoned apples are not just a myth. Not that I think anyone here is going trick or treating, but if you've got kids don't let them eat anything that looks iffy.

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Hey! Valarnet.


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If somebody needs to get European Union citizenship, but has no relatives, no significant other there, or anything else that normally helps you get considered, how do they go about it?

Edit: Hey, who from the EU on this board wants to have a kid with me so I can get a residency and shorter path?

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Seriously, what's wrong with people? I just saw on the news that some lady was arrested for gluing her child to the wall because he wouldn't sit still. It only reinforces my belief that some people shouldn't raise kids.

Though I have to say I'm kind of wondering what she used to successfully glue her child to the wall. That has to be some super glue.

Oct. 7th, 2012

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For the last time, the Bake Sale at Nevaeh Falls Elementary School is not selling baked goods made of children. I am not sure who the caller who keeps implying it is, but that sort of false information leads to uncomfortable situations.

It's just baked goods. Like cookies. As the name implies.

Oct. 1st, 2012


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I realized talking to someone today that people only see the glamorous side of what I do for a living. They see the pointe shoes, shiny ribbons, the glitter and the tutus. Most have a vague idea of the struggles of dancers, and athletes in general, but you only know the tip of the iceberg.

You see the air cast on my ankle and see an injury but you do not know it has been building for months; that we are pushed to keep performing through the pain until our body breaks because we are afraid to disappoint ourselves and our teachers. You do not see the instructors that parade us in groups in front of each other for public weighing so the instructors can criticize and tell us we are too heavy. You do not see the girl that tries to hide rolls of change in her leotard because she is ashamed to admit her eating disorder because it means being black listed in her sport.

That is what I say to those that say we do not deserve the money we earn, that it is wrong that the Olympians get paid. That our job is easy. I am lucky I get to go home to someone that loves me. Someone that tells me how beautiful I am every day when if feels like the rest of the world is only criticizing my body. And I realize how much of a rant I just went on and I am sorry it is so long, not that I said it.

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Valarnet Discussion!


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So. Scrappy Doo.

Hilarious or fucking irritating beyond belief? Does this impression change if you're stoned? How the hell did they not drown the little bastard in a sack?

DISCUSS!

(Yeah, yeah. This happens when I'm home "sick". Cope.)

Sep. 19th, 2012


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[Blocked from Khamul... like that really matters...]


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To those on Valarnet...

You Are Invited To Help Me Celebrate My 55th Birthday!

September 22nd, Beginning at Sunrise and Ending at Sunrise the Following Day
My private beach with will open for 24-Hours. It connects to my home via a walking path, and there will be plenty to eat and drink at both spots.

Please RSVP here, if you will be in attendance.

Please, do not bring any gifts!
But you are welcome to bring food and drink.

[PM to Gandalf]
Do you think you could put on a fireworks display?



ooc: anyone who rsvps will get a personal gift, as hobbits tend to do on their birthdays...

also, the day of, I will post a thread for people to record their party activities, much like we did for the Stark gala. and feel free to post any logs you like!

Sep. 16th, 2012


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Does anybody want anything Mexican or Tequila or something Duty Free? Trip to Mexico tonight so I'll do pick up and pass out stuff later. If you want anything SPECIAL, PM me and we'll see what I can do. What ARE the transport laws again, anyway?

Also, my teacher is an asshole. Why am I paying people to boss me around again when I know more than he does about what my body's capable of? Annoying. Clearly I need to convince him. Somehow. Surviving Mexico in a wheelchair probably can show his overprotective ass a thing or two...

Sep. 12th, 2012


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Band broke up again. Not my fault that teh drummer wanted 2 go 2 gyno-wutevar pootang Dr skool + bass guy kept forgeting 2 buy beer + singer couldn't sing even if I kicked him in teh nuts repeetedly. FFS u loozers. Wait 4 my solo albim.

They said I couldn't play gitar but I don't have thyme + teh effort 2 listen 2 that bunch of raging kock monsterz.

Its the backseet of teh car again or I need a nu cooch 2 crash on 4 a weak.

I thynk they phucked with my speel checker on my fone b4 they kiked me out.

Haha Nao check out my ringtone )

Sep. 11th, 2012


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You always hope when you get starred at funny in the Walmart it's because somebody recognizes you, as stupid as that is. Only certain people, very pathetic, horsey types would pick up on that, but it's better than the glares you get for being on the electric cart and being relatively young and stuff.

You know, I didn't pick today to go in and grab the cart just to ruin your day, lady in the frozen food aisle who can't keep your kids from darting out in front of me so that I have to keep jerkily stopping, thanks very much. I mean, I wasn't out to run one of them over, really, even though I kind of WANTED to by the end of things. All I really did was pick today to run in for my refills and do groceries and shit after my training session. Which was probably not a good idea, cause I'm already gonna be sore a couple days after the ride I got my coach to put me through today. But seriously. I've got a right to run through Walmart if I feel like it, and if I happen to not want to hobble around and trip people up in the narrow ass aisles? Hey, that's my freaking prerogative, right?


I don't get it, seriously. Time to look at other places around here to shop that piss me off a whole lot less. So recommendations would be awesome. Grocery and feed and tack shops if you could.

And uh, I'm Eomer, sometimes they call me Emo. Guess I'm a new resident and all and newly posting to the valarnet. This is shaping up to be an adventure.