The day's barely begun, and I can already tell that it is going to be just dreadful. I burned myself curling my hair today, which I have never done before, and after being told last night that I beat out all the fools who were auditioning against me for my role, I got a flat tire on the way to my table-read.
This seemed like as good a place as any to ask if anyone would like to change a tire for little old me.