Mar. 30th, 2012 at 1:42 PM
YOU might be that person!
Do you like cats? Do you like Newport Beach?
More importantly, do you like MONEY?
Feanor is old and tired and hates driving his car. It's bad when he drives his car, he wishes his car was a horse, but his car doesn't listen when he talks, and the wheel doesn't work at all like he imagines reigns on a horse would. Also, you can't ride on top of a car, it just doesn't work like that. Feanor was sad when he learned that.
Maybe Feanor should design a car that works like a horse!
Maybe Feanor should stop talking about himself in the third person.
So... right! I need a person. This person would do things like buy my groceries for me, pick up dry cleaning and gyros and other things like this sort of thing. It's errand running, but you get to also stick around if you want, as long as you don't mind cats. The cats are staying and you have to deal with them.
It would be an extra plus if this person knew how to reheat gyros that are frozen, and knew how to play World of Warcraft, because sometimes I just really need someone to cut gems for me while I'm cutting gems in that other game.
The pay is good, because even Feanor knows that Feanor is hard to put up with.
Post here!
Do you like cats? Do you like Newport Beach?
More importantly, do you like MONEY?
Feanor is old and tired and hates driving his car. It's bad when he drives his car, he wishes his car was a horse, but his car doesn't listen when he talks, and the wheel doesn't work at all like he imagines reigns on a horse would. Also, you can't ride on top of a car, it just doesn't work like that. Feanor was sad when he learned that.
Maybe Feanor should design a car that works like a horse!
Maybe Feanor should stop talking about himself in the third person.
So... right! I need a person. This person would do things like buy my groceries for me, pick up dry cleaning and gyros and other things like this sort of thing. It's errand running, but you get to also stick around if you want, as long as you don't mind cats. The cats are staying and you have to deal with them.
It would be an extra plus if this person knew how to reheat gyros that are frozen, and knew how to play World of Warcraft, because sometimes I just really need someone to cut gems for me while I'm cutting gems in that other game.
The pay is good, because even Feanor knows that Feanor is hard to put up with.
Post here!