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Mar. 18th, 2019


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I'm getting kind of sick of my apartment.

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So far my dreams are very military training based. Compared to what ya'll dream about, I'll take military dreams any day.

Mar. 11th, 2019


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Well… it’s always fun to find out that everyone thinks there’s something wrong with me in my Dreams. A glass broke out of nowhere while Margo and I were sitting in the common room of the Cottage, so of course everyone starts worrying, and they have to bring the Professor to look at me. She gives me a clean bill of health but in a surprising twist - she thinks something is going on with Margo’s life force being drained because a wine glass shatters when set next to her. They want to know if she’s been involved in any sort of unprotected rituals lately, and it seems that she has.

I’m stoned out of my mind but decide to go with her, anyway, to talk to the guy she suspects. When we get there we find that he’s made a golem of her, a Margolem. Who honestly is a lot of fun to do drugs with in the Dreams. Margo says she wants to destroy her, so we take her back to Brakebills with us and I end up kissing the Margolem, and that’s when I find out that she changed her mind about destroying it because Margo walks in the room. I think the Professor is wrong about me though - there’s something wrong with me.

[Private to Margo]
How you doing Bambi?

[Private to Felix]
Promise me if I start acting really not like myself you’ll find a solution, a way to fix me and whatever’s broken.

Mar. 8th, 2019


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Those dreams you guys talk about…do you just know when you start having them? Because I think I’ve had a couple the last few nights.

Feb. 25th, 2019


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I should be doing homework for my classes. And instead? I'm watching a grown woman on youtube bathe in a gigantic bag of tea while she answers questions from her fans. What is even my life?

More important question, what is even her life?

Feb. 24th, 2019


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I am renting a damn storage unit for those books. I don't care how much it costs but I cannot have those two books fucking nonstop under my bed anymore. They're getting louder I swear which makes absolutely no sense since they haven't been separated at all since I woke up to them here. It's bad enough that they wake me up but now they're waking up Gerald and I think Felix at least once. I wouldn't be at all surprised if Margo didn't hear them in her room sometimes.

Feb. 21st, 2019


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I can't help but be extremely amused by the rumors that Karl Lagerfeld left his fortune to his cat. It almost sounds like something I'd do for Chairman Meow if there was some chance that he would outlive Alexander and I. Then again, being immortal, I don't think I really have to worry about leaving my things to anyone.

Feb. 20th, 2019


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Incredibly embarrassing waking life adventures aside, guess who didn't die from the radioactive spider.

Me. In case you wanted a hint.

I'm like super strong, agile, can climb walls and a retired superhero helped me out with a costume and some equipment so naturally I do what any senior in high school would do; take awesome videos of me being awesomely acrobatic and put it on Leaf.

Which is kind of like Vine in my dreams.

Only cooler.

Jan. 29th, 2019


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Apparently Eliot and I are the worst when it comes to relationships because neither of us can think of anything to do for Valentine's Day. We've been talking about going somewhere, but can't decide on a place at such short notice. Any suggestions would be really bloody helpful. One thing we don't want is snow. That's the one thing we can agree on.

Jan. 21st, 2019


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Turning the undead into hamsters is, perhaps, the most entertaining thing I've done all year.

[Lily]
Have you been holding up okay?

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Do people ever actually get used to this place? I thought I was finally starting to get a handle on the dreams, even if my partner walking in on me apparently making out with thin air was more embarassing than anything that's ever happened in real life, but I don't think I'm ever going to get used to the weird ass shit that goes on here.

Jan. 20th, 2019


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What the actual fuck?! I had to bash some zombies head in that was trying to get into the garage at the shop.

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Fucking zombies.

Jan. 7th, 2019


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I am so glad that Armin’s job and mine both let us take time off for us to go visit my parents. I’m not ready to go back yet. Or back to classes. Or back on the road with Armin, a dog, a cat, two bunnies, myself, and our luggage. It was fun enough getting everyone settled the first time around.... I’ve missed my family, though, and Zelda really missed my sister.

Also I’m not going to lie, I’m glad I wasn’t at the bakery for this round of “it’s not ‘happy holidays’, say ‘merry christmas’!” There’s more than one holiday in December, and do middle aged assholes really have nothing better to do in their lives that they’ve chosen this hill to die on? And apparently now this year they’ve decided to add getting angry at gingerbread people to the mix. ...I’m sorry, but if you can clearly tell your gingerbread person is a dude, you probably shouldn’t be giving it to your kids anyway.

Our big present this year was Let’s Go Pikachu and Eevee, which I’d been expecting since Mom told me not to buy it for Armin’s birthday. I forgot they were a remake of pokemon yellow and didn’t think that “of course we won’t be allowed to evolve our starters”. It didn’t hit me until Armin’s eevee got mad at him when he tried to use a water stone on it. I need to figure out a way to get him a vaporeon now, because I knew how much he was looking forward to having it.

Jan. 3rd, 2019


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I must admit that it’s nice to be back home. Although, spending the last two weeks in NYC was pretty great.

Although, I wasn’t expecting to come home and find a stripper pole set up in my bedroom. Looks like my boyfriend’s family is pretty open-minded. No, I’m not complaining about this addition.

Jan. 2nd, 2019


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2018 was a wild ride. I found out my mom hid a whole side of my family from me my entire life. I got to meet my dad for the first time, as well as cousins I never knew I had. I found out my best friend is my half brother. It’s still weird, getting used to it. Knowing I have a huge family when for so long it was just Mom and I.

But it’s a good weird, at the same time. How many people sincerely get to say their brother or sister is their best friend, you know?

Here’s to hoping 2019 is a little less of a roller coaster. And really hoping I’m not tempting fate or Orange County in general by saying as much.

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I’m going to give myself the next two months off. With the exception of a couple days in England with Margo and my boyfriend to visit his family for Christmas, I’ve been working non-stop since Halloween and I deserve a break so that I don’t go completely insane. Plus Gerald would probably like not being alone all day for a while. At least having someone to help him stay warm during the day.

[Felix]
I have every intention of taking advantage of my vacation to spoil you when you’re home to make up for all the crap lately that’s kept me too busy and distracted to do it right. And it just occurred to me...I’ve scheduled my vacation to cover Valentines Day. Imagine that. Completely by accident.

[Minako]
Any chance you’ll be ready to start March 1st? Answer emails for me and help get supplies when I need you too? I’m finding myself more and more in need of someone keeping me from telling these entitled shits how ridiculous they’re being in their last second demands. Or at least help me not say that so bluntly. I do still love my job and as annoying as the clients are at times I do need their money.

Jan. 1st, 2019


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If you've ever wondered if you should get a champagne gun; do it. I'm fairly certain that was the most fun I've had on New Year's Eve. They will definitely be used again in the near future. I'm not sure when, but they will. And I'll be completely honest, I had absolutely no qualms about drenching my husband with an entire bottle of champagne.

Dec. 22nd, 2018


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It's a good fucking thing that I'm a magician and can make alcohol appear cause I need as much as possible right fucking now.

Dec. 21st, 2018


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I will say one thing about this place: I have never had more fun throwing snowballs at strangers than when they have no idea where it's coming from. Oh magic, where have you been all my life?

Dec. 11th, 2018


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They want me to work the damn Snowmen that are plaguing the area into the theme and decorations of their Christmas party. I know I'm good but even I have limits and trying to figure out how to control a snowman from some magic that I know nothing about is way beyond them.

Dec. 6th, 2018


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I have had the most interesting dreams. Fifty years in the future.

It felt as though I were actually there. Good friends with a certain Dr. Ziegler, and my husband some sort of official in an organization called Overwatch.

They seem to have enemies, as people keep trying to kill him.

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Now I'm not saying that I relied solely on Tumblr for my porn, but it was definitely convenient.

Dec. 5th, 2018


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I honestly can't tell what's more annoying. The PIs hired by Scientology to make my life hell, Danny Rand and all the drama and craziness that have entered my life since meeting him in the dreams, or these snowmen. It's a toss up. It really is.

Nov. 29th, 2018


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Every year, we get snow in December like clockwork.

Just two days and we'll find out if we break the streak or not.



Agency Lock

How do you all feel about being trained on our nuclear submarine?

Nov. 27th, 2018


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I like this time of the year because it means I can make things with my crock-pot. I really should upgrade to an Instant Pot, so might have to send that as an idea to my parents for Christmas. I just really love having my dinner completely ready by the time I get home.

Anyone got some good recipes to share? My friend just sent me this amazing sounding crock-pot mac and cheese!

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If you love musicals, 80s nostalgia, or just don't have any plans for Saturday night, you should come to Chapman University's opening night of Heathers this weekend to see Alice Liddell and I perform! Everyone has been working really hard on this, and I really can't wait for it to finally pay off. Everyone is absolutely amazing in their role. (I might have started crying in dress rehearsal for Seventeen Reprise)

On a completely unrelated note, if you wanted to smuggle an outfit home that technically WAS made to fit you, but is university property, how would you go about that?

Nov. 15th, 2018


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I didn’t post about the last dream I had because it was just too painful in some ways. I had to kill the guy I was dating there, the one person I’d shared my past with other than Margo, that I was willing to let that close to me in that school, in order to protect Quentin. I’ve killed twice in my dreams and both times it was so...easy in the moment I’m only mentioning it now because it plays directly into my actions in the one I had last night. Quentin is still looking for a way to get into Fillory, that country that he’s obsessed with even though it’s where the Beast is from, the same Beast that’s trying to kill us all because the solution has to be there if I’m understanding his thought process right.

I got off topic, he’s convinced that there’s a button or something that can be used at the authors house in England, and I overhear them talking about buying plane tickets there to explore it but I offer up an alternative. Apparently Margo and I made a portal to our favorite pub in England to make it easier to go there for a drink and I offer it up to them since I’ll be going with them since I’m bored. Or at least that’s the excuse I give them. We go on a tour of the house in England and when we don’t find anything break in at night to search more, and as we find out later on when the guide from earlier shows up - we trip the alarms. He wants us to get out and I - seriously on a roll here with using my powers - threaten to use magic on him to get him to tell us what we need to know about Plover, which is how we find out there were rumors about him using magic, missing children, and his sister not wanting anyone to find out. And before he can tell us anything else the lights go out, and when they come back up - his throat’s been slashed. And that’s when the four of us get split up.

We get drugged and kidnapped by a ghost and when we finally break free and outside it’s time for catch up with one another on what we found out.And after all that, going to get the button from a corpse and back to Brakebills. All I know is - I’m never going on a trip with Quentin again if I’m going to be tied up by a nasty ghost and drugged against my will.

[Margo]
How would you feel about recreating that door here? Or trying to at least.

Oct. 30th, 2018

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I never would have imagined my various electronics not minding themselves. My coffee maker played the morning news today.

I might need a new coffee maker, there's an axe in this one.

Oct. 29th, 2018


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I just had to make a comment about waiting for my phone to start texting people didn't I? If you get any messages from me - it could have just been my phone going psychotic. Unless it made you laugh - then believe it was me.

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Is it just me or this the most Monday-ist of Mondays?

My computer decided to go haywire this morning and started opening windows and programs all by itself. It even started writing a bunch of gibberish on a Word Document before I managed to turn the thing off. I was pretty close to just saying Not Today, Satan and throwing it at the wall - I've seen how this horror movie goes.

I just hope to god the coffee maker doesn't go crazy.

Oct. 28th, 2018


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Wow, totally forgot I had an account here.

...and now things are weird again. #yourewelcome?

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Soooo if we had plans, I pretty much won't be making it to anything until whatever this is stops? I'm stuck in my apartment. It literally won't let me leave. Unless someone can jailbreak me I'm not about to climb down th window from the 4th floor, I'm kinda bad at athletic stuff.

Oct. 27th, 2018


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Oh fucking hell, whatever's going on needs to fucking stop. I suddenly know what it must feel like to have an L2 implant. I've had a steady headache that's now turned into a migraine, or something worse. It's hard to tell. All I know is that it hurts. I think I'll be wearing noise-cancelling headphones for the duration of however long this happens.

Or maybe I'll just perform brain surgery on myself and take this fucking implant out of my head.


[Private to Isabela]

Given the fact your phone is possessed and I can't handle noise, I'll be keeping those noise-cancelling headphones on. If you need to talk to me or something, throw a paper ball at me? Or something else gentle to get my attention. Hopefully this won't last long otherwise I'm going to have to kill myself.

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So first my alarm clock goes off at the wrong time. Then one of my favorite shirts got stained with coffee after the machine malfunctioned. My phone keeps dropping calls for no apparent reason. I need a drink before I decide to just blow up my kitchen and remodel. Happy fucking birthday to me.

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My coffee maker is on the fritz. Churned out some kind of sludge, and then I swear to god it beeped angrily at me.

Oct. 26th, 2018


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So we all remember my wonderful con buddy Nick, right? Turns out he's smarter than he seems. Sly fox.

He has all his paperwork in order and an answer for everything. I don't like him. I wanna smack that pretentious smirk off his stupid face. He's the kind of guy the world has to watch out for because he's too ingenious for his own good.

To make matters worse, I ended up wanting to prove him wrong so badly that I made a fool out of myself and walked in wet cement. Being a bunny, I sank pretty far too. Good first day on the job. It had started out so well too.

Oct. 25th, 2018


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I’ve been so busy practicing, that I FORGOT MY OWN BIRTHDAY the other day. Who does that? I mean, mine and Alice’s family didn’t let me forget it for long. But I was so confused why my phone kept going off in class that I turned it off. And then wondered why my Dad was at Alice’s, ready to take us all out to dinner. It was super embarrassing when Mom asked me if I remembered what day it was. Although I’ve been eating leftover cake as breakfast for the past few days, so that helps take some of the sting away?

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No, Mom, I don’t really want to fly out to join you for you hosting a marathon of your own fake ghost show on Halloween. I’m not homeschooled anymore, I actually have a schedule to go by. You remember, that tuition thing you’re paying for? I’ve got classes to take and projects to work on. That, and I still don’t know how to bring up the whole “hey you know how you didn’t tell me about the other half of my family my entire life?” thing.

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Okay so with Halloween being on a Wednesday I've decided to throw a Halloween party this weekend, that starts Friday at 9pm and goes all weekend long until Sunday 9pm!

And this is all thanks to my amazingly awesome boss who let me have the weekend off!

Also, this is an open invitation to the party, yes costumes are required!

{address to party}

Oct. 24th, 2018


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You call me today wanting to hire me to put together an office Halloween party for Friday night and don't understand why I refused? Maybe because you're giving me two days to put together an event that generally takes at least two weeks because you don't have a location, a caterer, a DJ or anything else already lined up? The customer should be counting themself lucky I didn't burst into laughter on the phone with them and hang up. I've been getting clients wanting to work on their Christmas and New Years parties since September because they understand nothing good can be thrown together at the last minute.

Oct. 20th, 2018


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The idea of the lottery hitting a literal billion dollars is insane. Shouldn’t there be some sort of cap on how much it can go up to, and then after that… put the money into funding something like education, feeding poor kids, fixing the roads… And just restart it over again? That’s so much money that could help so many people. Then again we’re dealing with a government that is bankrupting itself to keep rich people richer than they’ll ever need to be, so what am I expecting? They don't exactly know how to spend their money in any way that makes actual sense.

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Why do people who have money think that they can have whatever they bloody want at their parties? A client I'm working with right now requested to have netting put over their backyard, where the party is being held, and have real bats flying around. I told them that I didn't think that was possible and they got upset. Honestly, I'm a party planner; I don't work miracles.

Sep. 26th, 2018

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I love my job, my boss, my client but I sometimes do wish that Odin was my boss here as he is in my Dreams. The combo would be quite interesting. And he was a good boss to have.

Sep. 25th, 2018


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I'm asking in the name of Scientific Inquery:

What substances and/or actions have people tried in effort to prevent themselves (or others) from Dreaming? Go!

Sep. 14th, 2018


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Three weeks from tomorrow Jemma and I are getting married. I both can't believe it's that close, and yet also so far away. I'm both excited and a bit nervous. It's a big step, but I'm more than happy to be marrying the woman I love.

And at least we have the best wedding planner helping us out so that cuts down on the stress! ;)

Sep. 1st, 2018


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If my dreams could stop killing me and my friends, that'd be fucking great. However, what I woke up to this morning almost makes up for it. Eliot, Quentin, Alice and I became Kings and Queens of Fillory so when I woke up this morning, my crown was on my dresser. I want to wear this all the time. It feels so natural. I may have to wear this for Halloween.

Aug. 22nd, 2018


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We’re heading into my favorite time of year - Halloween. These are the best parties to plan, and since I stick around during them to make sure everything goes smoothly I get to wear some of the most fabulous costumes thanks to my amazing roommate.

[Margo]
Speaking of my amazing roommate - think I can steal you away from your boyfriend to go costume shopping? There have to be one or two new ones on the market Bambi.

[Felix and Caroline]
So the thought occurred to me that with Halloween coming up and all the insanity lately - everybody could probably use some fun. And the three of us are the best at making fun happen right? So what do you say we work together to make something unforgettable happen partywise?

Aug. 20th, 2018


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I apparently give off an, I have money, vibe or something along those lines. Last night, on my way home, two men tried to mug me. I'll just say that they got more than they'd bargained for. They also won't try mugging anyone again.

Aug. 17th, 2018


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As if watching Arthas turn into that ... thing ... was bad enough.

Now I Dream I let the Horde kill my father. We don't generally get along in the waking world, but there's still a difference between not getting along and standing aside while he's killed.

But he wouldn't listen to me, that we had a peace. A hard won one.

I wasn't going to let my soldiers die for him. Or fight against him, either.