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Sep. 23rd, 2015


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Well, shite.

Dreams are rough and I wouldn't wish some of mine on anyone. The evil villian's plan is to give out free SIM cards to all of the world. The catch is that he can trigger the SIM cards to send out a signal that suddenly turns everyone near a phone with the SIM card completely bloodthirsty and violent. He decided to test this out at a hate church in Kentucky and guess who decided to try and intercept him. My mentor, Harry, and I watched all of this go down on a live video feed.

It was absolutely awful and all I want to do right now is drink to forget. Anyone want to join me?

Aug. 28th, 2015


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I'm really skeptical on how great would actually be to join the Kingsman.

Not only did we get drugged, tied up to a train track, and interrogated while a "train" came barreling down, but the last test was to shoot your dog. I ended up refusing to do so and was cast aside as Roxy became the new Lancelot. I then found out that there were just blanks in the gun after I ran off and Harry controlled a car to take me to his place.

Ugh, I still kind of want to help because I know that the villain in these dreams is totally up to something.

Jul. 24th, 2015


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I just discovered a suit that I didn't actually purchase in my room. I believe it came from my dreams, but I can't believe it's taken me this long to realize it. I guess that's an upside from working at D.P. because now I own so many nice things that I don't notice an epic suit from my dreams. At least J.B. didn't try to eat it or anything.

Oh, and my mum decided to give me a call and actually started to cry on the phone about how she missed me. I -- just don't know how to take that. You sent me away, mum, you can't be upset about it now.

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I finally did it. I couldn't take the empty apartment anymore and adopted a dog. He's the absolute sweetest animal I've ever met and I adore him already. His name is Gear and like a true mommy I leave you with a picture of our first outing at the park!

Gear )

Jul. 2nd, 2015


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So, I know that people talk about receiving gifts from their dreams and I've gotten one thing so far, but I certainly didn't expect this new one when I woke up this morning.

In my dream training they decided that we all needed to pick a dog and raise it. I'm not entirely sure what the endgame is on this task, but I ended up picking this pug and named it J.B. Well, lo and behold, that dog was on my bed this morning! He knows his name and the things I've taught him thus far in the dreams.

This is absolutely wicked and I gotta say he's way cuter in person.

Also, we did this crazy skydiving test where we had to land in the target and not be picked up by radar and one of our group didn't have a parachute. What a rush! Now I absolutely want to go skydiving here, anyone want to join me?

Jun. 18th, 2015


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Bloody hell, I was totally right about my Dreams being like a spy movie.

Apparently Harry works for a spy organization called The Kingsman and he has decided that I should be his candidate for the position they have open. I agreed to it, mainly to get away from my step-father, but mostly because he's certainly peaked my interest. Needless to say, this is going to be incredibly interesting because the man that greets us tells us "Welcome to the most dangerous job interview" and then informs us we should write down our next of kin information down and attach it to the body bags provided.

Doesn't help there's a lot of posh jerks hanging around waiting to see someone like me completely fail. I'm damn determined not to. At least I surived the first test, which was the entire sleeping quarters filling up with water and I smashed through a two-way mirror, but unfortunately one the candidates died. They were certainly not joking.

Jun. 9th, 2015


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Working is going quite well, so far. If you haven't stopped by DP for a suit yet, lads, then you are missing out.

And to celebrate I'm definitely going to check out trivia night at The Olde Ship, does anyone want to join me?

And on a dream front - oh man. Well, I was arrested for being my dumbass self, called the number on the keepsake from this strange man who said it would give me one favor, and a few minutes later was promptly released. Quite confusing until I left and encountered the man who sprung me, Harry Hart, waiting for me outside the station and he informed me he was the man who gave me that medal as a child. He told me that my da saved his life and then asked me why I was giving up on my life before the wankers I know showed up and started trouble. And then - holy shit - Harry is an amazing ninja or something. He managed to take down 6 men in just a few minutes, the most brilliant thing I've ever seen, and then sat down to finish his pint. Bloody hell, it was like being in a spy movie!

May. 31st, 2015


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After a couple months of preparation, my clothing store will finally be opening its doors to the public. I have decided to just use my initials for th logo because why not? DP for a the men that want stylish clothing and to leave a lasting impression.

Store officially has its grand opening tomorrow and it is just for men's apparel and accessories. Sorry, ladies. Come check it out, as I will be around all week during business hours.

[Eggsy]
I expect you to look your best. ;)

May. 6th, 2015


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Has anyone dreamt one of these weird Dreams and then woken up with all the knowledge that you just dreamt of?

I just dreamt of myself joining the Royal Marines and now I feel like I have all that knowledge of my training. Like I could take apart any kind of weapon you hand me and put it back together in under a minute. This is really quite freaky.

Apr. 22nd, 2015


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I just woke up from the strangest dream. It was a lot like my normal life, but my Dad was in the military. And then when I was about 7 some strange man in a suit came to our house to inform my mum that he had passed away in the line of duty. He gave me this necklace and told me to call the number on the back if I ever needed a favor, but I could only use it once. And then it was like dreaming my normal life again because my mum ran off and married that wanker she's married to now.

I need to stop eating mexican food before I go to bed.

Apr. 15th, 2015


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I have been in America for a couple of weeks now and my father has told me to get my arse in gear no less than 30 times. I realized that I haven't really missed that.

Hi, I am Eggsy. I apparently need to find a job and figure out where to go to college. Anyone know of a school with a good gymnastics program? Might as well get back into it since I am away from the prat back home.

Also I need to know where the best pint is ASAP.