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Sep. 6th, 2012


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Figures I would get stuck in a hospital right before a huge event like the Stark Gala.

Aug. 16th, 2012


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Are teenagers always so difficult? Her father insists it's only a phase.

Aug. 13th, 2012


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I am going to kill Rita Skeeter! I just heard what she's saying about me and Natasha. It's not true! We're going on location for a shoot, not for a romantic getaway.

We're going out scouting locations tonight and we start shooting tomorrow. Skeeter, just leave us alone.

Aug. 11th, 2012


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Hey! Walking on Sunshine just came on the radio. Haven't heard this one in decades. I love it!

Aug. 10th, 2012


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Oh my god! I have about a million things to do before we leave for Sierra Nevada next week. I don't know how I'm going to get it all done. They haven't figured out that cloning technology yet, have they? Because that would be really useful right about now.

Anyway! Anyone who wants to see me before I leave for the location I'm having a little gathering at the house on Sunday.

Aug. 5th, 2012


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King Joffrey
Queen Cersei
The Hound

She's making a list she's checking it twice going to find whose been very very naughty and and not at all nice


Winter is coming.

Aug. 6th, 2012


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When you've just killed somebody but not really because they were already dead according to a short-arsed lab coat wearing twat

If you suffer from a penile fracture and all your supposedly best friend does is laugh his arse off, it's time to re-evaluate your relationship. Even if he has very attractive hair.

Aug. 4th, 2012

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Training starts Monday.

If I had even remotely thought this through I might have hit the gym before today.

Aug. 3rd, 2012

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I hope this thing is okay on here, but the United Way is having a big Yard Sale to support summer camps in August.

It's mostly crap, but if you like having crap, come on down and buy some to help a good cause.

I don't really like yard sales, so they probably should have gotten someone else on PR.

Aug. 2nd, 2012


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What are blue teeth and why is this plastic trinket telling me to do things?

Damn this technology.

Jul. 30th, 2012


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Hello Valarnet. I'm Tony Stark.

Listen, we're announcing a new prototype phone tomorrow morning. Should ship in September, but I like to get the ball rolling with the people who kept my ass from being bored in the hospital. Here, I present you all with a present. )

Should arrive in tomorrow's mail. Let me know what you think. Should be compatable on your networks, if it's not let me know. The first in a long line of Shit You'll LikeĀ©.

Jul. 27th, 2012


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It just occurred to me that these little fuzzy things would make nice winter gloves or coats. Unless they become a protected species. But I don't think they will.

So, yes, I propose we use these little ones for lining instead of cute little bunny rabbits.

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This is so lame.

Jul. 21st, 2012


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Urdnot Ranch is in cinders. It seems I need to stop headbutting God on the weekends. Now we've got a fancy new space-rock accessory in our back yard.

We're scattered and a mess, but my staff is making order amongst the chaos.

I wanted to thank everyone who came out to help - staff, the fire department, all the other first responders, and the brave men and women who made their way out there, just out of the kindness of their hearts.

The buildings didn't survive, but the Urdnot Clan did. Every single head is accounted for. Give yourselves a pat on the back, you've earned it.

Jul. 19th, 2012


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Remember those grey hairs I was complaining about the other day? I woke up with the exact hair from my dreams this morning. It grew about a foot and turned completely white. I barely recognize myself. I might try to cut and dye it, but... will it just turn back? God, I am freaking out here. And I don't know who to trust about the rest of my dreams.

[Secure filter to Steve Rogers]

Hey Steve. I don't really know who else to turn to with.. some dream stuff. I can't trust my brother, or my boss and everyone else in my life.. well, I don't trust them either. Is it completely strange that I trust you with this stuff? I just need someone to talk to, if you don't mind?

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Somebody took it upon themselves to redecorate my bathroom and I don't want to come across as ungrateful. But. I really liked my bathroom the way it was. I really liked the black marble on the floor and walls and the handmade wooden bathtub. It was huge, smooth, polished and comfortable.

Again, it's not that I'm ungrateful and it's not that it looks horrible now. It's just that I find it appalling because it's tinted pink. And what makes it even worse is that I'm the one who's paying all the bills. And I didn't even notice it was being done until it was done.

Somebody tell me again what's so great about being clean and sober?

Jul. 18th, 2012


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I would be okay with not going back to California. Living here for the rest of my life doesn't seem like it would be hard.

Heck, I'd be okay with living outside. Even in the winter. I wouldn't have come back in today but mom said I smelled like a wild animal and made me shower.

In my dreams I warned dad before he got his head lopped off only he didn't believe me and then...I lived on some very dirty streets and traded the birds I trapped for a bit of brown.<

My
There's a wolf howling outside.

Jul. 11th, 2012

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How weird is it to wake up from a nap and find a crown on your pillow?

I'm going to go out on a limb and say 'pretty fucking weird'.

Jul. 10th, 2012


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POSTING FROM MY PHONE because we don't have reliable internet at the castle but you can usually depend on cellphone carriers!

THIS IS SO COOL. I THINK I'LL CAMP OUTSIDE AND NEVER EVER GO BACK IN BECAUSE OMG

I FOUND A BADGER

Jul. 8th, 2012


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Have you ever noticed how loud it is in an empty house in the middle of the night? You expect the deadly absence of sound but the space is filled with noise instead. The soft humming of machines, water gurgling in the pipes behind the walls, the soft sighs of floorboards stretching, the quiet rustle of carpet fibres relaxing.

Funny how you never hear them during the day, as if they're all playing dead and only dare coming back to life when they won't disturb anyone. They're very considerate, the things in my house.

It's so sad. It's kind of cute.

Jul. 6th, 2012


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What day it is, you ask? One of the loveliest days in the world.

It's International Kissing Day, ladies and gentlemen.

Now, go forth and celebrate it properly.

Jul. 3rd, 2012


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My dreams keep getting darker and darker. That's not a bad sign, is it?

Jul. 2nd, 2012


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Okay, so at least I'm not the only one going crazy--looking at you, Stark. But what's crazier than hearing voices??


I think my Ring is talking to me, and that's not a metaphor.

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[Locked to the Starks]
Everyone home for a BBQ on 4/7?

Sansa are you still vegetarian?

Jul. 1st, 2012


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So, tomorrow Stark Industries exists.

Pepper, do I have to wear a tie?

Jun. 29th, 2012


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I kind of have some big news that I'm dying to tell everyone, but I'm legally bound not to say anything until it's announced in the news and stuff. Mom, Dad? Can we get dinner tonight? I think it's okay if I tell you two what's going on. So long as you don't tell the press.

[Pinkie]
Hey Pinkie,

I'm so sorry to do this to you, but I have to put in my two weeks notice. It's been a really great opportunity and I've had a lot of fun, so thank you. I can totally train someone new if you like too. Just let me know.

Jun. 23rd, 2012

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Which would you rather deal with: a stalker, or just a plain old crazy person?

If anyone needs me, I will be hiding on the beach for the next billion years.

Jun. 22nd, 2012


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You know that low whistle you make when you're at a loss for words? How would one type that? Wooo? Hooo?

I was up all night. There's lots of stuff out there, on the internet. You know? Stuff you don't even realize. Like this lovely little number I stumbled upon in a darkened corner of the valar network.


Guys. This might be the best thing I have ever seen. I don't know who's been working on it, or if it will ever go to print, but there is no reason to ever buy another calendar ever again.

[.zip file: men of valarnet calendar] )


(ooc: All in good fun! React away! You can treat the images here like photos that were professionally taken, personal photos that were swiped, photoshopped images... Anything you like! I would have made about 100 more, but there are only 12 months this year. So if you don't see a pup you would have liked to seen in this, I'm super sorry. We'll get them next time! Obviously, this wouldn't have worked as well if I hadn't kept it a secret. But you guys like surprises, right?)

Jun. 21st, 2012


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I CAUGHT HIM! That big nasty tomcat that kept getting into the garbage cans will trouble us no more!


[Text to Dad]

I think I need to go to the doctor and get a tetanus shot and don't open the garden shed!

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Cops are so useless in horror films. They'll get a call like "Hey, this guy is trying to tear my guts out with a spoon" and the cops are like "We can't do anything about that, there's a kitten stuck in a tree. Now THAT is an emergency." They can't solve anything worth a damn either. Where did they get their badges? Cracker Jack boxes?

Edit: Oh, wait, let's not forget, they always show up too late. They show up right after the hero has already killed Spoon Man.

Jun. 18th, 2012

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Right. About time I said hello on this thing, in'it? I'd be quite happy just ignoring the world in favour of the beach on a beautiful day like today, but I suppose it won't kill me to make an attempt at being social. My name is Renly Baratheon, and unfortunately I don't have any great incentives to offer in exchange for your attention. I guess I could probably offer painting or drawing instruction, or surfing lessons - not that Orange County is particularly lacking in artists or surf bums.

The short of it is that I've been here for two months, and haven't ventured much farther than my job or the grocery store. Can anyone recommend a good place to grab a pint in Huntington Beach? Bonus points for an authentic pub vibe.

Jun. 16th, 2012


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Guess who got their Disneyland pass back?! This girl!

[Private to Tyrion Lannister]

Seriously thank you so much. You have no idea how much this means to me. Do you want to come with me to Disneyland some time? As a thank you.

Jun. 17th, 2012


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We are not related. Thank God.

Jun. 15th, 2012


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Oh my god! I just auditioned for a role, I didn't sleep with Natasha Romanoff!

Jun. 7th, 2012


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Ugh. Okay! That's it! Theon and I are officially over! Four years down the drain, just completely wasted!

Jun. 4th, 2012


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Ladies and Gentlemen.

Elvis has left the building.

Jun. 3rd, 2012


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It is not a good idea to leave kids alone at home on their own regardless of how old they are.

May. 29th, 2012


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Have to say, no matter how homesick I get the weather here really can bring me right back up again. Few clouds, little rain, and low humidity? Really liking that. And the beaches. And all the handsome available men walking around on the beaches.

My name's Donna. I'm originally from Chiswick. Nice to meet you all.

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I did not break the window on purpose.

And those cups were hideous anyway!

And now I know why you wash things with 'like' colors.

May. 28th, 2012


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I just gave Cobalt a bath. I don't think the water hose is for what he thinks it's for, which is a water fountain. Cobalt, post bath )

Happy Memorial Day!

May. 24th, 2012

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If you ever hear me complaining that I need to settle down, buy a home and start a family, could someone do me the solid of shooting me? That'd be great.

Locked to Dad

I know this is going to sound stupid, but your an amazing man. I mean it. I'm proud to be your son.

It just felt important to tell you.

May. 18th, 2012


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They aren't gone yet but that doesn't we can't start planning the PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR-TAY now.

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WHO BOUGHT TONY STARK STRIPPERS?!?!

May. 17th, 2012


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[Filtered to the Stark kids + Jon Snow]


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I'm disappearing with your mother for a couple of weeks from Sunday. Tying up loose ends at work so I may not see you before I go. Jon and Robb are in charge.

Robert Baratheon's number is on the blue post-it on the fridge. Do not call Robert Baratheon unless someone is dying, there is a zombie apocalypse or angry birds are flying in through the windows and there is absolutely no one else you can call.

Love you. Try not to kill each other in the meantime.

May. 16th, 2012


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How do you fill the space between 'It's too late to roll around in bed' and 'It's still too early for a drink'?

No TV, please. Tried that and it did not work.

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At this rate I won't be surprised if half the bloody network is sharing the same dream.


[Private to Daenerys Targaryen]
Ms. Targaryen, it's Eddard Stark. I just- I wanted to ask if you happen to be related to Rhaegar Targaryen, or Aerys Targaryen.

May. 15th, 2012


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Who kills a pet because they were protecting their owner from a douche? I mean, seriously.

[Private to Dad]
Dad? Remember when you asked me about those dreams? If I had any? Well, I've had some now.

May. 12th, 2012


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[Filtered to Robb, Sansa, Arya & Bran Stark]


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Apparently it's Mother's Day on Sunday. I'm losing track of everything Is everyone home this Sunday?

May. 10th, 2012

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The internship is a go. Might not be running coffee or doing paper-errands, so this promises to be actually worth a try.

Still not sure how to pronounce all my co-workers' names, but I guess time will take care of that.

WY-greet? EE-greet? EE-great? EE-grit?

[Father]

Thanks for the interview tips. Didn't read it entirely but it helped.

May. 9th, 2012


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No, no by all means let them eat cake.