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May. 13th, 2017


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You know what I've been craving? Țuică. I shouldn't say it like I've had it a billion times. I've had it maybe twice in my lifetime, but plums are delicious and alcohol made from plums is even more delicious. It's not even the right season for this stuff! I should have been craving it around Christmas. Seriously, appetite, why can't you crave pina coladas right about now?

...Now that I mention it, a pina colada would be pretty tasty.

May. 7th, 2017


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I'd like a summer free of near death experiences, please. Just sweaty bodies, fireworks, lemonade, all the typical shit.

Maybe toward the end of the month I'll plan a big picnic. On a table, not a blanket. I have visions of cartoon ants marching away with my food.

Apr. 20th, 2017


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Okay, OKAY, lesson FUCKING LEARNED, do not do any of the handwaving magic bullshit from your dreams, especially if it might set shit on fire.

Apr. 19th, 2017


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This psychic shit can just fuck off forever. I don't want to see these things. Nobody wants to see these things. If you can't change them, what's the point?

[Esmeralda]
Tell me you're okay.

Apr. 14th, 2017


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Why does every suburbanite housewife that comes to my salon always want to hear about the future of her love life? I don't have to be a psychic to predict how the sessions are gonna go when one of them walks in. It's almost like they're reading from the same script. It's nuts. I saw two of them today and they both worried about the exact same things. I think that there's a metaphysical cookie cutter out there somewhere for these people.

Apr. 9th, 2017


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Man, Amazon sells my favorite soda and my favorite snacks? I might never leave the house for food again.

Seriously, though, there is more to life than Bai Bubbles, especially in spring. Friends, family, I insist we make this Easter a rager with lots of good food, good booze, and good laughs. Peter, Esmeralda, Presto - I'm looking at you to help me organize this shit. I mean, unless you have plans. In which case, got room for your favorite psychic?

Mar. 19th, 2017


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Made something special with my Dragobete snow water - a gift! My first 'potion' of the year is a tested vitality tonic made from a recipe handed down through generations and I am quite proud of it. I even put it in a snazzy little bottle. I have serious skills.

Mar. 12th, 2017


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My sweet little angel of a kitty ruined not one but two pairs of tights today and I still love the ball of fluff. It's weird how these little animals sneak into your homes and hearts. Is there any way to train cats not to shred your belongings?

Mar. 8th, 2017


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Got a giant soda bottle of water from melted Dragobete snow. Hell yes. That's like a year's worth of potions. The question is, will they work? I find that my potions follow a one-third rule. One third work excellently, one third work poorly, and one third don't work at all. Most of the ones that work well have some basis in science. It's so beautiful when magic and science overlap. Wink.

Feb. 7th, 2017


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Okay, I don't usually celebrate Romani holidays, but Dragobete is coming. Who's ready to kiss some girls? I know traditionally it's supposed to be boys kissing girls, but hey, traditions evolve. I'm sure I'll be kissing someone else. Not a girl. Might make a pilgrimage to catch some snow to melt, though. They say the resulting water has magical properties if melted on Dragobete.

Jan. 12th, 2017


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Never underestimate the power of love. In my Dreams it seems as if my cousin was brought back from death by the sheer force of his girlfriend's love. I wonder what he would have to say if he knew he was a werewolf with a hot blonde girlfriend in my Dreams. I miss him, but I don't have a phone number for him. Us Rumanceks aren't always in touch with one another. Sometimes it takes weddings and funerals to bring us together. Here's hoping it's the former that brings my beloved cousin to me.

Jan. 8th, 2017


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Dream Me is smart. She knows she's no match for this super insane werewolf. I think she feels like shit that her cousin, my cousin, is marching out to fight that crazy thing, though. She just advised Roman a nameless, uberprivileged upir on how to take the beast down. I suspect there's a big battle coming. I hope everyone lives through it.

Jan. 5th, 2017


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Hello, I'm Gamora. I'm new to this network, though it is obvious that your reputation precedes you. That being a general 'you,' obviously.

I have arrived from Hawaii, where the beaches are much better. But I enjoy the Mexican influence here much more. I work in both security and interior design - did you know that jewel tones and boho accents look to dominate in 2017?

I do not know what else to say.

Jan. 1st, 2017


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For my New Year's Day dinner, I successfully executed my dad's cabbage roll recipe! Very proud of myself for that. Ginger seems to like it just fine. Yes, I may have fed my cat something from the table. Just a tiny bit.

This year, I'm not making any resolutions. Well, except for one. I want to be a good pet parent. She's kind of bitchy, but I'm determined to get belly scratching privileges from her.

Dec. 19th, 2016


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Donated some old blankets to a pet shelter today. I feel like I might have increased my good karma a little bit. Even our four legged friends need to stay warm and comfy.

Those places are damn depressing, though. Don't get me wrong, they're not short on smiling faces who take excellent care of the animals, but seeing those animals in their respective cages just sort of sadly waiting for someone to come along and adopt them?

So I may have adopted an old, cranky, grandma of a cat. I don't think she likes me, but that makes me like her more. Her name is Ginger. It wasn't very creative given that she is ginger, but it's what the shelter called her and I didn't want to confuse the poor thing.

Dec. 10th, 2016


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Ever since the Hamilton cast politely told Mike Pence what's what, I've been interested in their play. The music is great, but let me tell you, the mixtape the resulted from the music? Totally rocks. I can't find a link to this song I love, but these are the lyrics. I'd like to dedicate this one to everyone who wasn't born in the OC. ;)

Dec. 5th, 2016


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Alright, so I'm not Christian, but I'm totally down with the secular side of Christmas and I'm really in the spirit of the Holiday this year. I even gave the Salvation Army lady outside of the grocery store a five dollar bill. Either I've gone nuts or I'm a total sap.

Anyway, it's time for Christmas songs. What are you guys humming along to?

Nov. 23rd, 2016


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Never been into Thanksgiving, but I think I'm going to do a tiny turkey this year. Roast it. None of that deep fried stuff.

Anybody have a good recipe for stuffing? I hear stuffing is the lynchpin that holds a Thanksgiving feast together.

[Presto]
Got Thanksgiving plans?

Nov. 17th, 2016


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Some dickhead at the liquor store told me Trump is going to send me home. Here I thought I was blending in pretty well. Screw this noise. Why does Canada get an angel who looks like he stepped out of GQ and we get some dipshit who looks like he rolled in the stuff at the bottom of a bag of Doritos?

Nov. 4th, 2016


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Readying myself for the potential Trumpocalypse. I sent in my absentee ballot already, so I've done my part. I also decorated my bumper. I really hope I'm not pushed into leaving again.

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Well, there certainly is nothing like waking up from a new set of dreams to see people have used paint to write "go back to where you came from" on our walls and doors.

Oct. 18th, 2016


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Helpful tip: Never buy Halloween candy weeks before Halloween. You will dip into your stash as I have and wind up eating more tootsie rolls than is healthy for the average adult. At this rate, I'll have to buy another bag for the trick-r-treaters. I am so awful when it comes to junk food. Horrible, really.

Oct. 15th, 2016


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Well, this morning I dozed off and saw fire. Just fire. I hope my salon doesn't burn down. If this is another weird prophecy thing... Ugh. Can't I just see tomorrow's lotto numbers, instead?

Oct. 10th, 2016


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I think I'm going to give out candy this year. Usually I'm stingy because I hate dealing with judgmental parents (you don't know how many parents have stopped to tell me that palmistry goes against the bible) and the kids have to go without candy because of it, but I've decided to grin and bear it this year because I want to see cute little tots in even cuter costumes. I have a soft spot for kids on Halloween.

Oct. 5th, 2016


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Dozed off today and was left with the image of a dragon in my mind. Too much sriracha before my nap, apparently.

Sep. 20th, 2016


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Well, my palmistry plays a key role in my dreams, too. I read my cousin's friend's palm. He's got a huge, nasty choice ahead of him and I don't think he can handle it. He's a cocky rich kid. More than that, he's an upir. It's kind of like a vampire. Sort of. I do feel bad for him, though. He's too young for this shit and he's going to drag my cousin along for the ride.

Sep. 10th, 2016


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Holy. Shit.

I had a Dream that my cousin and I performed some sort of ritual where I ate a worm that had fed on the blood of a dead girl. My cousin tied me to a chair. Seconds later I channeled the spirit of that dead girl and told my cousin about the last few minutes of her life. My cousin is trying to solve her murder, you see. We think something called a vargulf is responsible.

Anyway, I woke up from that Dream and threw up. It's always a treat when your Dreams make you puke.

Sep. 7th, 2016


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Man, I don't know how it happened, but someone got maple syrup on the table I do palm readings at. I mean, I'm guessing it's maple syrup. It's sticky like maple syrup. My theory is that some asshole was eating a McDonald's breakfast before they came in for a reading. Anyway, I was out of furniture polish and I had to dip into my rainy day fund to buy more. #AdultProblems

Aug. 27th, 2016


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I'm oddly amused. My belly dancing costume arrived today. It's in my favorite colors two: black and red. Please note: images are for reference only and my ass is way better though you can see the costume here.

My Baby is going with me to learn from the amazing Destiny. Anyone else in for belly dancing lessons?

Aug. 16th, 2016


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Messed. Up.

I had another dream. This one involved my cousin Peter. We were talking casually about things that are supposed to be folklore, but we were talking about them like they were real. And my cousin is a werewolf in my Dreams. What the hell is up with that? He'd probably get a kick out of that, but I'm not telling him. He'd tell my whole family I'm insane.

Aug. 12th, 2016


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Hi, all! My name is Presto and I spotted a few notes about this place in a notebook at UC: Irvine. Thought I would check it out.

I'm a computer engineering student, and I work on campus, and pretty much have a boring life, unless you really like magic tricks, in which case, I know about a billion of those.

Uhm... that's... about it, really. Hi!

Aug. 11th, 2016


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Well, that was a successful first class! I was pretty satisfied to see so many people show up. I hope you all had a good time. I had a blast teaching you.

Aug. 3rd, 2016


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It's official! Bellydancing classes start up next Thursday. It's pretty laid back. Anyone who shows up can be in the class. My salon is at [address].

Jul. 15th, 2016


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There are some really shitty tippers in Orange County. Not just at the diner, but at the salon. Seriously. People are cheap. It's enough to make me want to go back to a less legit line of work.

Jul. 12th, 2016


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I've decided to try something new. If I were to start teaching bellydancing lessons, would any of you be interested? I'd need students. That's sort of a requirement for any class.

Jul. 9th, 2016


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I ate Chipotle with guac for dinner tonight. A guy bought a bunch of crystals off of me today. I don't like to stereotype, but as a whole? The gaje who visit my salon are damn superstitious.

Jul. 7th, 2016


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I had one of those dreams I've been hearing about. Crazy vivid, almost like living it. It was pretty brilliant. I ran a con on a pretty gullible couple looking to pay me to have a threesome with them. They came in looking for a mystical experience and wound up thinking I was possessed by an evil spirit because of something they did wrong. They ran out just throwing cash at me. Dream-me pulled it off.

Jun. 30th, 2016


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What's new, Valarnet? I just heard about this place from some guy whose palm I read today. Apparently it's all the rage, so why not, right? From what I gather there's a lot of dream interpretation here which I guess is alright. Not as annoying as memes, at least.