Man, there's just something about the ocean and catching a wave that does shit to a guy. Takes you right out of the bullshit that's going on around you and puts you on a whole other plane of existence. I don't know, maybe it's just me, but nothing screams escape like just getting lost out at sea and feeling it pull at the board underneath your feet.
Lost count of how long I can spend out there just catching waves and forgetting the rest of the world exists but I figure better that than being at home where Smurf's stressed out because one of Craig's bimbos ruined her new rug.
I definitely do not have time for that.