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Jun. 13th, 2014


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I love my hammer.

Jun. 8th, 2014


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( Filtered away from Roy and anyone who is friends with Roy )

What do you do if you're pretty sure you're about to get dumped? Do you do it first?

Fuck I'm so tired of this. I didn't even fucking do anything this time. I mean I don't think so. I am so not meant for this shit apparently.
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Everyone come tell my little brother how cute and handsome he is. I do it all the time, but I think he's starting to not believe me as much. People of the O.C., I need back up on this!!

If he gets it from a lot of people, he can't doubt me anymore. )

I really know some of the greatest people, both in-dream and out. Hey, Roy, should I figure something out for you next? I bet if Lian helps me, we could come up with a really great post!

Jun. 3rd, 2014


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Sometimes crime scenes still shock me. This one especially. This one is gonna be tough. I can tell. Gonna have to pull some late hours, which means asking some favors of certain people to watch Lian for me longer than usual.

May. 27th, 2014


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Upon waking, I was rather concerned that this all had something to do with the gender change in my dreams. I see now it appears to be an Orange County phenomenon. Alarming how relieved I am at that.

Of course I have absolutely nothing to wear. I may not be very large normally but even my usual clothes drape a bit. I'm going to have to alter a few things, I feel. At least until I find something proper to wear.

May. 22nd, 2014


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So it's been brought to my attention that Penny Dreadful is a touch on the scary side for some so we thought watching as a group might be less scary and more fun.

I'm gonna offer up my place to hold these parties, bring snacks and drinks if you like.

If you wanna catch up on the episodes so far I'm thinking of watching the two that have aired so far before the new one this Sunday so just let me know if you wanna come over early.

May. 21st, 2014


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I know that there's at least two people who are gonna get a kick out of this. So, I drive Lian to school like usual and when we get there, I go to give her lunch money and discover that my wallet was not in my pants. Turns out I'd left it on the kitchen table. So, luckily I had some extra cash in the car, but then I had to decide whether I was gonna go to work without or go home and get it. Of course with my luck, that would be the time I'd get pulled over for something stupid and how would it look if a cop didn't have his driver's license? So, I went he and got it. This would only happen to me.

Oh yeah, and I'm gonna need a full time sitter for Lian for the summer for when I'm working. Any takers?

May. 19th, 2014


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Who was it that recommended that Penny Dreadful show on here? Because OH MY GOD. I'm going to have nightmares!

May. 18th, 2014


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I feel a powerful urge to start a band.

I can play guitar and sing. Got any other musicians out there? Besides you, Mitchell. I don't mean superstars. Not that you aren't amazing or whatever, but I'm a lowly singer who just wants to jam.

Anyone else watching Penny Dreadful? Cause that shit is amazing.

May. 14th, 2014


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Does anyone know if the Son of Coul is about?

May. 8th, 2014


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There's only one question that annoys me still, after almost ten years and that's from people who know mine and Lian's situation and ask, especially around Mother's Day, if Lian gets upset on Mother's Day cause she never knew her mother. I mean, I get why they'd ask, but the answer is, no. She's known what went on with me and Jade since she was pretty young. Some people told me that I shouldn't tell her until she was older, but I didn't want her to get to preschool or daycare and then come home and ask me why she didn't have a mother or anything. So, for the record, no, Lian does not miss her mother on Mother's Day.

May. 4th, 2014


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Happy Star Wars Day everyone and May the Fourth be with you.

Apr. 27th, 2014


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It appears that my hiatus of not working is coming to an end. While I will be going back to the stage in not too long, I'm surprised myself to know that it won't be going immediately back to magic shows. As it happens, I'll be going back to proper stage acting of all things. There's a production of "A Midsummer Night's Dream" that will be going up in Los Angeles and they've been looking for people with a certain capability in magic. Between Fandral and my agent, I've somehow gotten roped into it.

Though I think it should be fun, really. Fandral is also going to be in it, I'm keeping my fingers crossed, of course, that I don't feel like killing him too much after all is said and done.

(I'm joking.)

(Mostly.)

Apr. 21st, 2014


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Every single time my daughter and I do some sort of project of any kind, I always find remnants of it all over the kitchen. In October, when Lian, Darcy and I carved pumpkins, I found pumpkin guts around the kitchen the next day even after cleaning it the night before. Saturday night, Darcy and Dick came over to do Easter Eggs with us. We dyed some and painted some with chalkboard paint and drew on them. You'd think that'd be fairly easy to make sure everything was clean, right? Apparently not. This morning, I stepped on a piece of chalk then had to clean up all that crushed chalk dust then I found one of the eggs that had rolled under the counter. I'm just glad I found it today instead of six months from now. Luckily no one spilled any paint or anything. I'm sure chalkboard paint isn't easy to clean once it dries.

Apr. 15th, 2014


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Let's play a game.

Marry/Fuck/Kill.

Ask me.

Apr. 8th, 2014


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And Loki goes out with an almost heroic act of selflessness. I'm as surprised as anyone, really, but I suppose that's sort of the idea. Doing the unexpected.

Maybe now I can have some peace from these dreams.

Mar. 27th, 2014


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I had the most amazing dreams last night.

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So, who all has heard about this whole #cockinasock thing? Call me crazy, but I don't really get how it has anything to do testicular cancer awareness. I mean, you can't see any testicles. I have to admit though, I'd slightly tempted, but with my luck, someone at the station would see it and I'd get reprimanded or something. No, with my luck, my daughter would find it. Don't want that to happen either.

[Link is NSFW]

Mar. 19th, 2014


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So, I picked off a couple of those creatures yesterday. A few came near the house and I finally got to use my new bow and arrow on something other than the targets in my backyard. I have to say, my aim is pretty damn good for someone who has barely used a bow before. Guess it's my skills from the dreams bleeding over.

Mar. 13th, 2014


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If anyone has any tips on how to fall asleep and stay asleep, it would be very much appreciated. I'm growing more and more irritated at the fact that I barely seem to manage a few hours every night, and then I find myself sleeping for long periods of time during the day.

I think I'm going crazy with nothing to do. It might very well be time to start getting back to work soon, hesitant though I am about it.

Mar. 10th, 2014


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Man, all of the Hardy Boys / Goosebumps / Babysitters Club books would be way better if they had literal titles.

This one's my favorite. Cut for image, viewable to all. )

Mar. 6th, 2014


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This is good to know for any new dads or soon to be dads. I knew some of those, but there are some I wish I'd known when I was eighteen. I'm sure that some of them are different for everyone cause Lian slept in my bed a lot as a baby, but she always slept fine in her crib when I did put her in there instead.

Mar. 3rd, 2014


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There's nothing quite like dreaming about an awkward long hug from a man old enough to be your father who is crazy and isn't wearing any pants.

I guess he was glad to be out of the mental hospital. But then he did run around Stonehenge naked.

Feb. 21st, 2014


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... So this is odd. And yet totally normal for us.

If anyone is missing someone, and is worried about their safety or anything, let me know. I can find anyone.

Feb. 4th, 2014


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Oh for the love of all things that are holy, would someone be kind enough to come lobotomize me? I've had What Does the Fox Say stuck in my head all day. I can't live like this anymore. Darcy, take care of Lian for me. I'm sorry it had to end like this.

Jan. 24th, 2014


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Well those were some mighty interesting dreams. So, dream me was more or less abandoned by Oliver after he lost a bunch of money and decided to go traveling with Green Lantern and his girlfriend. So what did dream me do? He turned to drugs. Got hooked on heroin and when Oliver did come back, he booted me out instead of trying to help. Dream me eventually quit, cold turkey, with Green Lantern and Black Canary's help instead of Oliver's. After that, dream me decided to work as a drug counselor, which was pretty cool of him since he knew first hand what it was like to get addicted and hit rock bottom. So while I was doing that and being all super heroy at the same time, I was contacted by the Central Bureau of Investigations who were working with drug trafficking and terrorism and wanted me to help.

Now comes the really weird part. One of my missions was to gain the trust of a mercenary named Cheshire, who believe it or not, was my real life ex. Aka, Lian's mother. Long story short, I was supposed to turn her over to the authorities, but what do you think happened instead? Yup, we fell in love, had a torrid affair then I couldn't bring myself to turn her over and eventually, her disregard for life caused me to abandon her.

So, that was interesting. And kind of backwards, since she was the one who pretty much up and left in real life. Really weird to see her after all these years, even if it was only in a dream.

Jan. 20th, 2014


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Well that was really weird. I guess it's time t explain to my daughter about the weird things that happen here. I mean, she already saw the snow, which was easier to explain then me suddenly becoming....another version of myself? I'm still not really sure what happened.

Darcy, you have Lian, right?

Jan. 16th, 2014


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Yeah, so can someone tell me where I am and who this kid is that's glaring at me?

Jan. 15th, 2014


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What do you call it when you're an intern but you get an intern for yourself? Like a hot guy one with an accent?

Cause I got one of those in my dreams. It's pretty awesome.

[Roy]

Wanna do something?

Jan. 5th, 2014


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I haven't had a dream in months and months. Maybe even a year. And all of a sudden, I have a crazy one where my best friend is out with some douche and I just showed up to ruin it. Or maybe save her. I couldn't really tell.

I can be kind of a jerk sometimes. At least I had a decent reason.

Jan. 3rd, 2014


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Here's to a prosperous New Year.

Dec. 23rd, 2013


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I did something decent for a change. I saw on the news that some little kid had been kidnapped. I told the police where he was and they went in and got them.

Job well done, right? Except now it's sort of a thing and they want me to help out again. Which is fine and all.. I want to help.

I just can't help but feel like I've put a target on my back.

Dec. 7th, 2013


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Curious, what is everyone's least favorite Christmas song? Everyone has at least one. Mine is Last Christmas.

Dec. 3rd, 2013


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So Lian and I went out to get our Christmas tree tonight. I think out of all the holidays, I enjoy decorating for Christmas with Lian the most. There's just so much more that goes into it then other holidays and there's Christmas music to listen to while decorating or Christmas movies. It just never gets boring.

Oct. 30th, 2013


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And I'm still finding pumpkin seeds and guts in my kitchen. We carved pumpkins on like Monday night and there is still crap on the table and counter. Darcy, you saw me clean the kitchen, right? How did I miss this two days later? Also, I hope it's okay to give rabbits pumpkin seeds cause Mr. fuzzybutt, yes that is what Lian named it, head eating them the other night.

Oct. 24th, 2013


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Well this week has been a shite week for Annie and I as far as dreams go. Should have known something was going to happen.

Oct. 21st, 2013


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Okay, where can I find some pumpkins? There's still over a week till Halloween and every place I've gone has none left. Lian wants to carve pumpkins this weekend, which I'm all for, but can't find any.

Oct. 9th, 2013


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So I think I had some of those dreams that everyone talks about.

Long story short, never knew my mother. Father died in a forest fire. I was taken in my an Indian Tribe and raised by them. Taught to use a bow and arrow. Hero worshiped Green Arrow who not only looked like Oliver Queen, but turned out to be Oliver Queen, but older. Oliver came to the reserve to judge an archery contest I was in and I wound up helping him stop a robber. He saw potential in me and took me in as his ward.

Now if only I could really use a bow and arrow. Now that'd be pretty cool.

So, it's that time of year again. Time for Lian to change her mind six billion times on what she wants to be for Halloween.

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I am having the hardest time trying to think of a unique halloween costume.

One that's not a slutty version of whatever, because that's lame. I want something original!

Give me ideas!

Sep. 30th, 2013

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So...funny story.

Darce and I went out to lunch today.

And got married.

( Darcy )
How does it feel to be Mrs. Darcy Bishop?

Oh. Hey. Nat wants us to do dinner with her and Thor. Would you be up for that? Maybe this weekend?

( Nat )
Whatever you're thinking, you didn't make this happen. So stop patting yourself on the back.

Sep. 17th, 2013


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Did anyone else see Bill Nye the Science Guy on Dancing with the Stars tonight? That was almost painful to watch. Jack Osbourne was better than I thought.

And no, I didn't choose to watch the show. Annie was watching it, so I watched it with her.

My basement recording studio is almost finished, which is exciting, because I'll get to start laying down tracks. Doing this on my own has taken much longer than my other two records took.

Sep. 12th, 2013


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Jane is one of the sick ones, and she's here in the hospital. If anyone wants to see her.. well they can I think? But like I said, she's really sick.

Fuck I don't know what I'd do without her. I'll be here at the hospital if anyone needs me.

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So, apparently there's supposedly some study that says that guys who have smaller balls are better fathers than guys who have larger ones. Something about testosterone or something. Honestly, who decides that these are things that need to be studied?

Aug. 29th, 2013


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So I discovered who switched out the coffee with decaf those weeks ago. Summer interns.

Note to self: never again ask for a summer intern.

Aug. 25th, 2013

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I think my dog's judging me. I mean, yeah, I've been working a lot, but he doesn't have to give me judgey dog faces when I am home. I have a feeling today is going to involve a trip to the dog park to make it up to him.

( Darcy )
You wanna come, babe? We can grab lunch or something. Lucky probably likes you better than me at this point.

( Wilee )
What are you up to these days, kid? Feels like we never talk any more.

Aug. 12th, 2013


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I think I'm allowed to make the announcement here, and, if I'm not, well. I don't really care and I'm going to anyway.

Everything's gone through without issue, and I will, in fact, be getting my own show in Los Angeles. The contract's been finalized and we're looking at an opening in late January. Between that and the new house, it's incredibly relieving. I'll be glad to stay around home for a long time to come at this point.

But mostly I'm excited to be working on something again.

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People get way too bent outta shape over being given the wrong size drink. I can't be expected to hear a pig fart through that drive-thru speaker, even if someone plastered the pig's ass against it, OK? It sounds like ZZZZTZZZT-ra LARGE PEPSI-ZZZT-BZZZZZZZZZZZZZ makes me want to stab myself in the face with a plastic spoon ZZZZZZSSSSSSSTTTTstaticZZSST.

So ya got a large drink instead of an extra large? Big deal. Learn to pronunciate or talk louder, dammit. You think someone would figure that out after I say "WHAT?!" fifty billion friggin' times.

Jul. 24th, 2013


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Just...thought I should put it out there that "I'm the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition," is possibly the most effective pick up line slash aphrodisiac ever.

Jul. 22nd, 2013


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Why is finding decent men so damn difficult? I don't know where to look anymore.

I'm going to New York for like a long weekend starting next weekend. Speak now if you want to join me.

Jul. 17th, 2013


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I think I might go on vacation. Like super far away, for at least 4 days. If I can get the time off work anyway.

Suggestions where? The best way to forget my shitty shitty life, please.

If anyone wants to come, I want to leave pretty soon.