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Oct. 22nd, 2016


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I'm extremely tempted to dress my cat up for Halloween. He more than likely won't like it, but I think it'd be cute. Or does that sound pathetic?

Sep. 29th, 2016


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Montreal passed a pit bull ban, which means any pit that doesn't have a home is going to be put down, just like that. Can't be adopted or anything. Montreal is apparently full of wankers. I understand a woman was mauled, but it's not the breed of a dog that makes it violent. Honestly, the city council is just making more problems with this ban.

Sep. 22nd, 2016


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Hello, beautiful America. I've learned that this, apparently, is the place to go for all newcomers to the area. I am very new. My name is Hernando, I've just moved here because apparently I'm going to be a writer. If you must know a bit about me, I like cardigans, and very sincerely love to walk on the beach, and I will never say no to champagne.

Now, you must tell me, where are the best theaters, the best art galleries, the best bookstores, and the best restaurants?

Sep. 13th, 2016


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So my parents' thirty fifth anniversary is next month and they're having a big party; lots of family and friends and other politicians and my mother called me today to ask if I'll be coming. I haven't seen my family since Christmas and my father barely spoke to me, so this is bound to be just as awful.

Sep. 12th, 2016


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The hangover that I'm still feeling today, from Saturday night's indulgences, means that I've come to the realization I need to share some of the wealth from Skyhold's wine cellar. There's enough of a supply to share, anyway. These bottles are all from Thedas - there's honey mead, sipping whiskey, wine from Tevinter that you have to drink with a catsbane powder to counteract the poisoning, black currant brandy, Orlesian liqueur, something made in a bathtub, and a bunch of other stuff but also most notably Dragon's Piss. No one knows what it is. It might be literal.

I've gotten estimates to bring electricity to the fortress, though in the mountains it's tricky - one strong breeze can send the wires down for a few hours. I think the main rooms will have electricity, but most guest rooms will just be candles and wood fires. Hot water for all facilities will definitely be a go though. I guess we can call it 'eco tourism.' There's a throwback to another era, in Morocco, that I've been researching for inspiration. I might take a trip there to stay at the place, just for research purposes and to know that running a hideway without a lot of electricity is possible.

Anyway, this has been your booze-soaked post for Monday morning, enjoy.

Sep. 11th, 2016


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Will I ever understand the appeal of American football? There's attractive men, yes, but other than that, I don't know why people enjoy it?

Sep. 8th, 2016


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Sorry for all the clutter of my posts, lately.

Just wanted to announce that I will be selling a "limited time" shirt.

All of the proceeds will go to a local LGBTQ organization in the local area. Shirt goes on sale starting tomorrow and will be $15. So, come on down and get your shirt before we run out.

Aug. 29th, 2016


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Got a pit bull mum and her puppies at the rescue, and I have to say, it's so hard to not adopt all of them, not that I have the room. Just hope they all find some decent forever homes when the time comes.

Jun. 16th, 2016


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Okay, Valarnet. Kind of a weird question, but. Does anyone on this network have the skill to teleport (I think that's the word I'm looking for) large objects? Like, say, a spiky throne. Or a really long, large table. To sort of pop it from one place to another without breaking backs or renting moving trucks.

I'd find some way to repay you. Whether in knowledge or pizza, or monetarily.

filtered to thedosians )

Jun. 15th, 2016


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Went to get a coffee and I think...the barista was flirting with me? But what is the honest difference between a chat and flirting?

I just wanted a coffee.

Jun. 2nd, 2016


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I lost my fucking arm--
Solas is a dickhead
Well, that was fun, but the world is in danger yet again

Now that I've sort of had a minute to process everything, I can try to put it into words. My dreams seem to be lining up with life in the waking world interestingly well - we hit the motherload of potion raids in a castle in Emprise du Lion, which was probably the most beautiful place we've traveled to. If a little (a lot) cold and craggy. Plus that oddly eerie red tint to the skies and the treeline. Figures that the dragon we encountered was immune to ice magic, there in the constant snowfall.

But I've been working on potions here too, is the thing. Regeneration, healing, and resistance to cold and fire. Some others also. I suppose that's an offer for the masses, but I can't promise they'll taste like candy.

And I'm not sure why whatever forces insist on dumping awkward furniture in my living room, because a humongous war table just really doesn't go with the 'theme.' It's also blocking the front door and currently guests need to climb on it in order to get into the house.

May. 23rd, 2016


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Even though it's just May, I can feel summer coming on. About time for beach season, isn't it? I'm excited to lounge around on a towel under the sun and just soak it all in.

I feel this sentiment right down in my soul, you know what I mean friends?



Anyway I'm Orson, but mostly I go by my last name Baloo. Or Old Iron Paws if you're feeling a bit frisky.

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Didn't think I would be moving out of this house but I can't be in it, anymore.

Just reminders...and it just wouldn't be good for me to be around them.

I thought it would be home forever...

To new beginnings...

May. 3rd, 2016


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Oh ho, so who wants to get drunk? No, seriously. Hawke and I need taste testers for the specialty cocktails at the tavern we're opening soon - it's called the Hanged Man, and it's a tribute to the one from Kirkwall, which is the shitter of Thedas but if there was any amazing place to go get pissed as your life flushes down the toilet, it was definitely the Hanged Man. We've also designed drinks for our gang, the ones who are here and some who aren't.

Cut for length, viewable to all )

The location's in Anaheim, a quaint medieval-themed pub right near Disneyland. We'd so appreciate your help with letting us know how things taste! Cheers, loves.

PS, I definitely recommend Sparkly Balls and King Alistair. Champion's Cock goes smoothly down the throat as well.

Apr. 29th, 2016


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I don't like Kirkwall. At all. It's practically the arsehole of Thedas.

And now I'm Knight-Captain, bloody Samson gets kicked from the Order because of a drug problem, and our Knight-Commander is completely mad!

AND MY DOGS ARE NAMED AFTER THE DRUG ADDICT AND THE TWAT COMMANDER.

Apr. 25th, 2016


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Holy crap I think I died in the dreams.

Apr. 16th, 2016


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A rare night off for both of us and we spend it together discussing other business ventures and toasting our success.

Apr. 14th, 2016


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It's always nice to get mail with my own face on it.

magazine cover

Such a shame that this piece of work is available only in Brazil. Still, it was nice of the magazine to send me a copy; I suppose that it's something more to add to my portfolio.

On the related note of looking fabulous and modeling, I have been contemplating throwing together a photoshoot for my store and clothing. After all, I want to show people what they are missing out on. Anyone looking to build their modeling portfolio, or any photographers looking to "shoot" some models? Also, sorry ladies...my brand is exclusively for men.

Apr. 13th, 2016


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My dream counterpart is becoming petty. Also, I get to add "bride of Frankenstein" to the list of things I've been referred to as.

Apr. 7th, 2016


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The mental illness awareness organization I do a lot of work with, NAMI, is holding an event in Irvine next Saturday - outdoors, at a park, and there will be all sorts of things like a book exchange and food trucks (I think even complimentary massages?). But I'll be there in the 'community support' section, as a mental health care provider, should anyone want to drop by. I see so many people discussing their dreams and I feel as if I should make others aware of the opportunity.

On my own dream front our fortress, Skyhold, recently got assaulted by goats. Gassy goats, too. One let it rip before the other slammed into the wall and I don't even know what's going on anymore. It was almost as baffling as one of my advisers running out of the room naked after losing a game of Wicked Grace (I won't name names).

For anyone wondering about the actual goat thrower, he was made an agent of the Inquisition and dispatched to Tevinter to throw goats there instead.

Mar. 28th, 2016


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How do you know who you can trust, when people can turn into ticking bombs, ready to go off and kill anyone who stands against them. I know it's not the fault of magic, but I can't simply ignore the things I saw in my dreams. I still see them, even when I'm awake.

Mar. 23rd, 2016


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I hear it's National puppy day. I'd post a picture of Dragon when he was a puppy, but we don't have any. Dragon was already like a year old or maybe a little older when Myrcella's uncle left him with her. I never actually saw him and his siblings as puppies. I've always known him as a loud, hyperactive menace. Okay, so he's only part menace. But he's still loud and hyperactive. No one can argue with me about that.

Mar. 7th, 2016


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I'm not quite sure how I'm supposed to react to receiving...gifts from my dreams? Or the fact in some alternate place I'm practically brainwashed by religion.

It's not real. It shouldn't be real. And yet, I have this tool and I'm meant to use it to protect people from magic? Because "magic exists to serve man, and never to rule over him."

Mar. 6th, 2016


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I really, really, really need to get my hands on a fake id.


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OMG. I almost cut your arm off in the dream last night!

Feb. 26th, 2016


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Are there any tattoo artists here or does anyone know one? I've been thinking for awhile about getting a tattoo; either the Grey Wardens symbol or mt family's crest. I'm leaning more towards the Wardens though.

Feb. 24th, 2016


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Why do I live here? Every day is starting to feel like one step closer to complete insanity. I could be back home where the weather is normal and you can go out for a stroll without, mostly, worrying about being murdered. BY PRIMATES.

Why. Am I supposed to adjust to this? I've already adjusted to plenty. You lot are...strange. Add this on top of your sweet tea and awful Coke.

Feb. 23rd, 2016


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So discount Valentine's Day Chocolate for next year's Halloween's treaters is a go.

Feb. 18th, 2016


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I managed to stay awake for 37 hours straight. And then I crashed. And then...yeah. I don't know if one night of relative peace (I didn't sleep, so it wasn't exactly restful) was worth it.

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Today I've done what most young things these days call 'adulting,' which include: paying college tuition for the twins in full, finding a new place that doesn't smell like moldy cheese for my family (minus the uncle who brushes his teeth with cocaine every morning), and buying furniture that is 100% new and has never been contaminated with bed bugs to furnish this aforementioned new abode.

We even got housewarming flowers? Or something. Well, more for my mother. Apparently she has a suitor who I've yet to meet who the fuck even is this man but he sent her an impressive white lily arrangement? I don't know what to think about this. She's my mother, she obviously doesn't have to answer to me but I would still like to know who this bloody bloke is. Apparently she met him online, so if any of you fuckers darling people would like to admit to wooing Leandra Hawke, we'll need to sit down and talk so I can threaten the safety of your balls.

Jan. 25th, 2016


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I ordered Valentine's treats for my dogs.

What has my life come to?

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I know a few people have requested I hire some men for my club. I do hope that those dear people will come check out my newest employees. I got my hands on some lovely men for the club and have sectioned off an area just for them, although they are encouraged to mingle throughout. I do love a new year.

Jan. 12th, 2016


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I'm probably older than I think I am to be on a forum for the first time. My younger siblings would be proud. And poke plenty of fun.

May. 16th, 2015


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This Mage situation in Thedas has gone completely out of hand thank you, Anders, but something had to be done, I suppose, to put an official end to the reigning status quo. The politics of it all is tiresome, and being Justinia's 'left hand' in all things is exactly what I pictured it being - emotionally and mentally taxing, while dealing with semantics of finely veiled threats in regards to Orlesian nobles. Unsurprisingly, I do it well. It's...not the road I expected myself going down. But some things are necessary, in the name of change.

Now Justinia's called forth a peace conclave to help ease Mage-Templar relations. I can't imagine a compromise being reached, so I'm going to suspect her orders for forming an official Inquisition will be followed. Cassandra, we're practically co-workers. ♥

Aside from that, I have two new nugs, and now must built a fence around my yard to keep them at. Thank you, Dreams, for making my home adorably crowded.

May. 12th, 2015


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I'm pretty sure that my apartment wasn't actually made to hold a gigantic war table, but that's what I came home to. It's taking up almost the entire width of my hallway. I had to crawl on top of the thing just to get inside.

Carefully. There were pointy stabby things on it and a map that I figure in Thedas would be considered priceless.

Also, and I can't state this often enough: Just how is a dalish elf the Herald of Andraste?

Thedas, you're cray cray.

Private to Josephine
Ms. Montilyet, I've seen you around here and there and I'm almost certain you're a friend of Leliana or Cassandra... Uhm, I'm Norana, and you may at some point dream about me. Or another Herald, at least.

May. 4th, 2015


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Well, my dreams have certainly taken a turn for the weird. Though, given that I've been told where they eventually end up, maybe I should just take it and run with it. It only gets worse from here. I didn't think I would ever see the day that Grey Wardens and Darkspawn formed an alliance. A page for the history books, I tell you.

And if I never see another giant, talking Broodmother again (her name, of course, was simply "Mother." Because that's not at all what horror movies are made out of) and her creepy, creepy Children, I think it will be far too soon. Talk about the most disgusting thing I have ever seen in my life. Uuuggghhh.

May. 3rd, 2015


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Well I think I finally had one of these dreams that my friends and everyone else have been talking about. I lived in a place called Antiva. It reminded me a little of Venice in some ways and everyone had accents that sounded Italian or Spanish or a mix of both. We were Nobles, my family and I, which was actually pretty interesting.

So far so good, I think, as far as dreams go.

May. 2nd, 2015


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Have you ever had a dream that was so damn real that even after waking up it terrifies you? I've never been one to remember dreams but tonight was so vivid. I dreamed that I was little and that my parents and my sister were killed in a car accident. For it to be just a dream the pain was so real. And then my brother put his entire life on hold to take care of me.

I know that none of them were really happy getting a phone call in the middle of the night but I just had to hear their voices.

I don't think I'll be going back to sleep tonight.

Apr. 21st, 2015


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I tell you folks what, April has really gotten to me something fierce. First off, I'm knocked flat on my ass the first couple days of the month, sick as a dog. Maybe the flu, I don't know, but I sure as hell ached all over, could barely move without feeling nauseous.

Then I had more of them damned dreams, which just keep getting stranger the more I have them. (And I did meet you, Victor, like you said. Some gentleman you are.)

And now the horses are acting skittish around me. Do I smell funny?

Least I got to keep my own body, is all.

Apr. 19th, 2015


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On a scale of one to ten, how bad is it when your dog is more decisive than you?

Apr. 13th, 2015


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I'm not sure why I'd need to divulge any personal information on here as people seem to be doing.

But in any case this seems like a very avid and reliable source of communication, especially if there is an emergency. Speaking of which, Hello, my name is Cullen and I'll be the new acting Captain of the county's fire department.

Please feel free to contact me for an emergency of any kind that does not involve rescuing cats from trees.