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Aug. 5th, 2020


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Nothing like waking up with a black eye to know that my day is going to be a pain in the ass. If I get one more fight club or "being a knock-out is not supposed to be a literal term" crack today, I'm gonna be doing the knocking out.

[D]

Slept in today so I didn't get the chance to swing by before work. But you and Chris doing alright?

Jul. 19th, 2020


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You know, I got a full eight hours last night and I still woke up fucking exhausted this morning, just because D in my dreams decided to keep me up all night with some sort of horrific adult sex ed class. I'm never going to sleep without nightmares again.

I almost forgot what a massive pain in my ass these dreams are.

Jul. 11th, 2020


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I forgot how exciting it is to open boxes packed for moving, and finding things you forgot you had.

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Cut to save friends page, not filtered )

This is Bella. A friend I think? of Amycus rescued her and her puppies from a bad spot and they asked me to take her in once the puppies were weaned. I honestly was expecting her to take longer to get settled in with me but it’s nice that she has so quickly. And unlike a certain fluff monster I know and love and will still happily sit, Regulus - she is willing to share the loveseat with me when I’m watching TV.

She’s actually a lot calmer than I expected about being left alone for a few hours when I’m at work. As long as I take her for a walk and give her a cuddle and make sure her dishes are full before I leave. The only thing I’ve noticed that makes me worry is that she seems to have some type of nightmares sleeping by herself in the living room so I moved her bed into my room and that seems to help. And sometimes she’ll just get on the bed with me after I’m asleep unless I’ve brought somebody home with me

Jul. 4th, 2020


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Happy 4th, everyone! It's the best holiday of the year!

I'm going to be taking Chris to the park today for a BBQ and to play some frisbee or catch or something. Anyone's welcome to show up, so long as you bring your own food.

Jun. 8th, 2020


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Nearly six months I go without a Dream. I thought I was done with the fucking things, but no, now I get to wake up smelling like a goddamn house fire. I think I might've inhaled a fair amount of smoke, too.

God, would it ever be nice if these things would just leave me alone already.

Private to D )

May. 12th, 2020


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Tonight's the soft opening of my new restaurant. Grand opening's this weekend.

This is it. Make or break time. Part of me can't believe I'm finally here.

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Someone tell me my lifestyle isn't conducive to puppies. Like, convincingly.

I just did one of those Buzzfeed interviews where you sit with puppies and try and answer questions and it was the most fun I've had in an interview in forever.

I want a puppy now though.

[Nebula]
Travel dates look to be end of July :)

You probably got the email too. I realise that now.

[Emma]
Are we on for Thursday brunch?

May. 9th, 2020


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Who has seen the video of the preying mantis eating the murder hornet? That might just be the craziest thing I've ever seen and I've seen people eaten by Walkers, in my dreams. I've always heard that female mantises eat the heads of the males after mating, but I've never actually seen anything like it before and someone posted that video on facebook and I couldn't look away as it devoured the hornet's head.

May. 4th, 2020


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Six months. Nearly six months I go without dreams or noticing anything fucking weird happening, and then D had to go and start using this stupid Network again and now there are fucking space teddy bears running all over the place.

I should have known better.

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There are Ewoks in the old treehouse in my backyard. I've seen a lot of crazy stuff over the last couple of years, but I never thought Ewoks would move into our treehouse. Dragon keeps barking at the patio door, but I don't want to let him out. I'm honestly not sure who I'm more worried about if I do let him out, him or the Ewoks.

Apr. 28th, 2020


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A question you never wanna ask yourself

it's four AM do you know where your hyenas are?

Apr. 22nd, 2020


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My neighbors are precisely the reason I keep a copy of my dogs veterinary records at home. While I know that it's tempting to claim that my purebred is responsible for your dog's pregnancy instead of telling the truth about it being the mutt down the street who got in your yard while she was in heat, it's actually impossible for Aslan to be the father. He was neutered as a puppy because I wasn't going to breed him. It's also impossible for our mixed shepherd to be the father - he was fixed before we brought him home from the shelter. Pick a target that isn't so careful with their pets if you're not going to be adult enough to make sure your don't get pregnant by keeping them indoors when you're not at home.

Sep. 29th, 2019


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This month has been interesting to say the least. But it's been nice having a break from my dreams. Even if I do want to see how the whole Renegade thing works out.

Sep. 27th, 2019


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Well I have finally figured out who gives the dirtiest looks in the world when they're annoyed with you - raptors. If you've never gotten a dirty look from a raptor you can't even begin to imagine it. Old Lace is pissed off at me because I told her no about going for a late night walk by herself. She's had enough adventures this month outside of our apartment.

Sep. 26th, 2019


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if you die in the dreams, do you die in real life?

asking for a friend.

that's never true, but still.

Aug. 17th, 2019


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This is so cool! I would totally do it. If I had the time and access to that much bamboo. But still!

Aug. 8th, 2019


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Only heard about Flemish giants from Eren a little while back, but they're so cool! They're rabbits the size of medium sized dogs.

Let's just pretend he totally spammed tons of Flemish giant bunnies here )

Gotta go to work. Later!

Aug. 6th, 2019


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Got a short shift at Pandemonium, tonight.

Who wants to come keep me company? The other bartenders are so boring. :P

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AAAHHHHHH!

DETECTIVE!!

DETECTIVE ORCOT!!!