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May. 23rd, 2013

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I heard on the news that some kid is allergic to food. How the hell is that even possible?

I think I actually might need to sleep. It feels like I've been up for days. Maybe I shouldn't have had so many red bulls.

May. 14th, 2013


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[Locked from Murphy MacManus]


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How do you know if you're gay? I mean, not all the way, this person still likes girls, but he might have fooled around with a guy and really liked it.

It's for a friend.

May. 12th, 2013


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Anyone know how to tell if you tore your ACL?

May. 4th, 2013


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Havin' weirdly specific dreams about bein' born in Ireland. I know my parents are bright and sparklingly just offa the boat, but I was born here. See? Citizenship. Now stop mocking me for my accent.

Also, Murph, I dreamed you and I were twins. HA. If we were twins, I was the handsome one.

Apr. 28th, 2013


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That's it, I'm offa cat naps.

In the further adventures of Scud's fucked up dreams (it's a show. Basic cable, y'know), did not die after being nearly eaten alive. Was saved by a very buff dude with absolutely no sense of humor and a flare for overly stylistic kung fu. Vampires, he said, and put on these shitty sunglasses even though it was the middle of the night.

So, right. Vampires. Gotta watch out for them, ya know. And super buff versions of Corey Hart, I guess.

At least I didn't die.

Apr. 19th, 2013

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You know what? I curse that damn Drano or Liquid Plumr commercial or whatever the fuck it is about the two dudes that come to that lady's house and are all sexy with their flushing the pipes and shit.

Man fuck that commercial. Don't call us up unless you actually have a problem with your toilet, y'know? We're not coming there to snake the drain wink win and all that fucking bullshit. We ain't them.

Apr. 18th, 2013


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I feel like I'm the only one who's not having strange dreams that are more like memories, or whatever they are. Makes me feel almost like an outcast. Or something.

Apr. 16th, 2013

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You think it'd be easier to get up in the morning when you go to bed early. But nope. Stupid damn alarm clock doesn't wanna work and then I'm late for work. Again.

I swear I'm gonna get fired.

Apr. 14th, 2013


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Is it just me, or do noses seem to break easier after the third go? Fuckin' hell, this hurts.

Oh, right. I just joined this thing. Hello, or something. I'm kind of crap with technology.