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Mar. 4th, 2019


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when the hell do these dreams just knock it off.

on top of a sprained knee i've got a healing break now and damn hearing trauma again. so if you talk to me and i yell back, sorry not sorry, the dreams blew out my eardrums again. T_T

i also married a girl i'd known for four days. which honestly is so me i can't even be mad.

Feb. 21st, 2019


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Some punk tried to hold up my bar tonight.

Boy is lucky he's still got his hands.

Feb. 9th, 2019


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So the only thing worse than being home on a Saturday night is being home on a Saturday night, sober, and with no purpose.

Well. I have a purpose. And that purpose is to listen to random music, and share a weird survey with you all because I am bored. as. fuck.

Shuffle Music survey )

Jan. 20th, 2019


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Alright. I need to know if anyone's seen this idiot around. Can't seem to find him in all this zombie/monster crazy. Goes by the name of Peter Quill.

Jan. 6th, 2019


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you know honestly, the last thing i need is more of these messed up dreams when i'm coming out of a concussion. legit struggling to tell what's real and what isn't right now.

like the costumes. are those really a thing? so many capes. so many weird head dresses. it's just dangerous really.

Dec. 13th, 2018


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i really do not appreciate this forced festive bullshit. i've been stalked by a damn snowman for a mile and a half and had to stop my dog from peeing on the stupid thing. i'm not convinced it wouldn't swallow my dog.

all this on an hour sleep because apparently whatevers in the water finally got to me.

i came here for heat and sun. not snowmen and delusions.

Nov. 29th, 2018


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Okay, middle of the night question time! What are the strange or random things that you look up on Youtube? For me, I like watching urban explorer videos. Especially when it's about abandoned malls or amusement parks. It's always so fascinating to see what these places become. It's also always interesting to see the complete lack of originality in the graffiti that is always covering these places. Can't people be a little more creative than bloody pot leafs or penises?

Oct. 9th, 2018


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So, hypothetically, someone has some ... medical issues. But this hypothetical person has an aversion to hospitals, lets say because they were bitten by one as a child. Are there any small medical clinics around this place for this hypothetically injured person?

Nov. 24th, 2017


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Is it bad that all I've eaten today is pumpkin pie and leftover mashed potatoes?

I feel like a big, fat blob, but I love this holiday so much.

Nov. 8th, 2017


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Citywide message board? Huh, that's kinda neat. Pretty handy and a little on the weird side. This seems more like Iris's thingBut hey. I'm pretty new to the area, in search of decent coffee. Keep in mind here the key word is decent. Starbucks does not make the cut. They only make me sad. And get my name wrong. It's only two syllables. how?

Oct. 5th, 2017


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With Halloween coming up, I think we all need to be just a teensy bit wary.

Haven't had a year go by in a long time that didn't have some kind of thing happening. There's a reason I don't wear costumes any more.

Clint

Its been awhile, we should get lunch. Among other things.

Did I ever show you my nuclear submarine?

Sep. 30th, 2017


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Okay, seriously. Is there anywhere around here that doesn't see destruction on the regular? Construction and home repair is probably the most booming business around here.

Sep. 21st, 2017


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Debating investing in a brewery. Pros? Brewery. Cons? Unclear.

Discuss.

Aug. 29th, 2017


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» text to Natasha


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» as much as I appreciate I can count on you to get evil Gods out of my head
» I'm almost sure it could've been done without causing the concussion

» admit it, you just wanted to hit me.
» hard.

Aug. 18th, 2017


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Have I mentioned how much I enjoy being married? It's pretty much the best thing ever.

Jul. 20th, 2017


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There's some weird kind of whiplash that goes along with shifting gears so extremely when it comes to dream settings. I mean, I go from Bed-Stu to ... Middle of Nowhere, Secret Base, SHIELD. Like... just three seconds to catch up would be good.

Also, can someone explain to me why I'm constantly having my mind screwed around with in these damn dreams?

I call bullshit!

Jun. 30th, 2017


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My mother called, did a spot-on impression of her dream self, and now my whole family's visiting for the Fourth of July. So, four days from now. Three extra people. In my two bedroom apartment. I'd like to say that I don't know how it happened, but I absolutely do: She manipulated me by dangling her approval in front of me like a gift. Either I need to grow some thicker skin, or that woman should join the CIA.

Probably both.

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Why do people raise their voices when they find out you're deaf?

Like... it really doesn't matter if you shout , I still can't hear it. All that does is make it harder to read lips, because they think talking slower and louder will help.

Jun. 4th, 2017


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It's like that episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer where everyone bursts into song. Like, singing about mustard and shit.

Don't mind me if I hide in my house for a few days. At least my husband won't say anything. He can't hear me sing, anyway.

May. 28th, 2017


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Someone explain to me how dream-Clint gets all the whack jobs, even when he's not on a damn team. Clowns man. Clowns.

I'm so fully and totally over this bullshit. And it always seems to include Barney. I'm considering ex-communicating him just in case.

Seriously. Clowns!

And just to top it off, I wake up completely deaf with a dog licking my damn face. Fun times.

Apr. 10th, 2017


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I've decided to hire a personal assistant. Any interested parties can forward their resumes and cover letters.

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My Dad's as much of a dick in my Dreams as he is in this life. Ugh. I'm so stereotypical with my Daddy Issues. Drives me nuts.

And the cold's still lingering. I need more soup. Doc gave me an inhaler to try and help me breathe and not cough. It's not really helping. But it looks cool.

Inhalers are the new sexy.

Mar. 31st, 2017


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Did you know that in Miami you can be paid to be a python hunter? Burmese pythons. Met this dude in a bar who joined a government-paid team of 25 to hunt pythons since the area has kind of a snake problem.

That would have been good to know before honeymooning here, but aside from the snake jokes I could make, I'll just say it's actually been pretty awesome. Me and the new wife are pleasantly crispy and rehydrating with water and frozen daiquiris in the South Beach day-drinking scene.

Totally not worrying that we left our kids partly with a pirate. Souvenir requests are being taken as well.

Feb. 25th, 2017


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When it rains it pours, I guess. Another Dream. This one was out of order. Does that happen to people often? I've been Dreaming about being in LA, and in last night's Dream I finally went to LA. Took Lucky with me. Clint, have you Dreamed about that yet? "You're not my girlfriend, you can't take my dog"?

Good times, good times.

Feb. 24th, 2017


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How do you know when the Dreams are over?

Like sacrificing yourself so your team can get away and getting captured and carted off to the place where Jedi go to die...that seems pretty final, right?

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For the record:

I ain't funny for thinking that these stupid dreams are because of the water. Don't you all tell me that you readily accepted the dreams as memories from the get go. Who would? Let's be serious here. Name someone that was all "oh geez these aren't dreams they're memories" from the beginning?

Once again: I. AIN'T. FUNNY.

Though I'm sure everyone out there thinks it's oh so hilarious that a grown man dreams he's a raccoon. HA. HA. HA.

Jackasses.

I did not fight and nearly die for this country to be made fun of for the goddamned dreams that I've had, thank you very much.

Jan. 30th, 2017


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According to Wikipedia, the oldest living person in recorded history is Jean Calment, who lived to be 122 and a half years.

According to Wikipedia, the oldest, verified, living vertebrate terrestrial in recorded history is Tu'i Malila, a tortise who lived to be 188 years old.

Jan. 29th, 2017


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What should a man do if he knows he doesn't deserve the life he's been given?

Jan. 18th, 2017


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Seriously, Dream!Me? Seriously?

"Hero For Hire: Terminal Do-Gooder Wants to Do Good For You"

I don't know what I was thinking.

Oct. 1st, 2016


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Okay; general question for anyone that has those dream bleed over bullshit happenings.

When a dream-solution presents itself, how effective is that in the actual scheme of things?

Sep. 7th, 2016


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How many times is it actually possible to split up with someone? I mean, honestly, I think we're at five times.

At least I can count on Barney to be his predictably idiotic self.

Aug. 30th, 2016


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So that was not a good night. Has anybody else died in their dreams? It is a strange experience

Aug. 9th, 2016


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Well, that Dream was all kinds of fucked up.

Jul. 29th, 2016


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Is it too cynical if my initial response to hearing from my brother for the first time in almost a decade is 'shit, what has he done now?' or is the baseline norm okay to go with on this?

I'm trying to work out where I fall on the jaded and bitter scale.

Jul. 11th, 2016


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I was half expecting the surgery I had in my Dreams last night to bleed over. No such luck. Think it'll happen on a repeat? Fingers crossed.

It appeared suddenly, I thought it might go out the way it came in.

May. 29th, 2016


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My dreams have become more vivid with each passing night. I'm learning to sleep through them so I'm not losing any rest, thankfully. Keeping the journal has definitely been helping. I'm finding there's a definite story there, but I'm not sure how it's going to end. I guess that's the fun part, though something I'm not used to considering the type of stories I usually write.

Speaking of writing I've been working on a story about our country's veterans and was hoping to interview veterans for it. Are there any that live nearby that would be interested in speaking with me for it? I promise to make it painless.

Also, I could use a photographer for that story as well. Anyone interested. I'll be able to pay for your services.

May. 14th, 2016


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Screw this. Screw the dreams. Screw Osborne.

I'm so done with this stupid initiative.

I am taking liquid painkillers and going to sleep in a blurred state for a week hopefully.

May. 10th, 2016


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I had a Dream that I was out of coffee, and when I woke up this morning? Not off to a good start. Especially since I have Job #1, then Job #2 today. Time to run to a coffee shop for a red eye. Might need another between jobs.

May. 4th, 2016


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I just got shot at by some Stormtroopers as I was leaving the Register! I ducked behind a dumpster and they passed me, but uh... please tell me I'm not the only one seeing this.

Apr. 9th, 2016


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Okay, I'm 80% sure I'd like Bucky!Cap way more if he'd stop trying to be Cap!Cap. Waking up with a headache from this bullshit. Someone should've caught the memo about domestic superheroes breeding contempt. Drew and Danvers are all that're keeping me sane. Lets not start on the convoluted mess of my marriage either

Trainwreck aside, I might actually get used to this damn codename change finally.

Apr. 6th, 2016


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...has anyone else heard the thing about putting sugar on your burned tongue to relieve the pain? Because I needed coffee so badly this morning I started sipping before it even finished brewing, and my tongue is stinging and numb.

[Private to Clint]
More Dreams last night. You played a major role.

Mar. 3rd, 2016


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I had no idea that Dreams could hurt so much. People I don't know in this world have made such a huge impact on me. People I certainly hope I Dream about again, but... when they die, are they really dead? I'm going to miss her terribly, but she doesn't really exist. This is so confusing, and it hurts so much. I can't stop crying, and I'm glad I'm not working because I'd be shit behind the bar right now. I don't even know how to deal with a loss like this one.

Feb. 8th, 2016


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Just a warning: I've set up cameras. Whoever is pilfering my Thin Mints will be caught and brought to justice.

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So, what exactly is in the water here? Why am I dreaming about weird shit now? Because last I checked, I don't howl at the moon, my family didn't die in some tragic fire, and I'm not being hunted by crazies. I had to text Laura, just in case

Jan. 12th, 2016


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Fuck, I never post on this forum, do I? I think the last post I made I was a woman, then before that the bearer of bad news. It feels odd to not have anything catastrophic to say.

I've always hated that 'pink for girls, blue for boys' shit so imagine this in orange font or something. Anyway, according to the doctor's poking (which looked uncomfortable) we're having a girl and I unfortunately didn't get any 'it's a girl' biscuits or cakes or cigars, but if anyone wants to drink with me tonight, I'll be at [insert name of bar] and I'll buy you one.

Names are still being brainstormed. That one's tough, isn't it?

Jan. 5th, 2016


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Okay, who the hell just gives other people's stuff away? I mean, sure, dead and all, but c'mon man.

Don't know how much stock to put in that death thing in this place, but jeez, giving away a mans bow? That's low, even for Cap and his well meaning.

I'm pretty sure this samurai thing isn't gonna stick.

Jan. 2nd, 2016


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You'd think, normally, that with a new year comes a new me! Well, I like the old me so that's not going to change that much, but what the old me does, now that's something that can change. At least a little.

Van Dyne Designs will be doing something a little different this year. Every month in 2016 we'll be running an amateur design contest. There'll be money prizes and at the end of the year we'll put all 12 winning designs into one final contest, with the winner earning a paid internship at my company! It'll be loads of fun!

And one more, unrelated thing.

I want to do a superhero roll call. You know who you are, but I don't!

Dec. 12th, 2015


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I feel like a grinch. I'm neither holly jolly, or merry and if carolers come to my door again I might shoot someone.

Dec. 9th, 2015


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I'm not getting anyone Christmas presents this year. It's just the way things are. If you want to celebrate with me, buy me a beer.

Job interview tomorrow. Wish me luck.

Nov. 7th, 2015


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There's something really irking about being killed by a team mate.

Twice.

Apparently my dream-half is a little more forgiving than I feel like I would be. Seriously, twice. What the hell. Plus side, existence. That seems like it would be a good thing.