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Jun. 29th, 2020


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My shitty car finally died. Wouldn't start this morning, like at all.

Traced the problem and there are about fifty problems. There always were fifty problems but I can't fix them anymore, the block finally cracked.

Jun. 24th, 2020


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nope.

nope. nope. nope.

snow in california in june. nope. i'm not doing it. i'm staying in, i am not going out to die because someone left the giant freezer opened and we became a stephen king novel/movie. nope nope nope.

Jun. 10th, 2020


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at some point, my dream self has to start making decent life choices. not good life choices, i accept that's a bit much. but decent. just moderately not bad. that'd be great.

i'm pretty sure i'm the one better equipped for choices at this point. that's worrying.

since today, i spent $95 on ice cream just to piss off an grumpy old woman.

May. 26th, 2020


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I woke up this morning with another engagement ring on my finger and a pounding headache.

I wish it had been from enjoying memorial day too much, but it is from the dreams. I'm adding this ring to the other one and they'll sit in my bedside drawer until I can work out what to do with them.

May. 24th, 2020


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When you are married to a really nice guy in your dreams, but divorced from the same guy who is a raging asshole in real life.

What the fuck happened.


I think today is a wine o'clock day.

Apr. 27th, 2020


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I can't believe I'm going to say this, because I know it invites certain doom.

But I'm really bored.

Apr. 22nd, 2020


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it has officially gotten to the point where rehab is only slightly less painful than the actual injury itself. apparently this is a good thing? it seems to be indicative of progress.

i call bull on that and think the assistant is just a sadist. it would not be unlike my luck to attract a sadist.

at what point is self medicating a problem?

Apr. 5th, 2020


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[Clint]

Have you been lucky enough to escape whatever strangeness has come over OC this time?


[Napoleon]

I'm checking in: are you alright?

I'm trying a lasagne tonight, if you'd like to come over.


[Maren]

I'm hoping you've not been affected by what has happened, but if you have - provided you haven't been turned into a child again - you can still come in. I won't say anything, I promise.

Mar. 21st, 2020


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I let my dogs off their lead today when I was walking them and they both came back when I called. Maybe I am getting the hang of this dog-ownership thing.

Mar. 18th, 2020


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Think I'm gonna spend the next coupla weeks up on the Quadrant till this pandemic stuff blows over. Got everything I could need up there anyways. 'specially booze.

Peter, Anakin, Clint - you boys comin'?

Mar. 12th, 2020


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Did anyone find a princess in another castle?

Feb. 23rd, 2020


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in the midst of recovering from my latest idiocy which happens to mean not doing more dumb shit.

looking for netflix recommendations so i don't pickle my liver instead.

Jan. 31st, 2020


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[after this]

um. is there a way to check and see if you still have glass in a wound if you can't really get a good look at said wound?

i am not asking for a friend, i am definitely asking for me.

Jan. 25th, 2020


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All right folks, important question of the day:

Kansas City Chiefs or the 49ers?

Dec. 26th, 2019


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I hope you've all had a good holiday season, if any of you experience car troubles over the rest of the festive period feel free to contact my garage on [number]. We'll be open as usual and for call-out emergencies from today until the new year.

[Clint]
How are things going with your problem?

[Napoleon & Illya]
Thank you for yesterday, it was a wonderful day.

Oct. 29th, 2019


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I get why ya'll talk about your dreams so much on here. Having to relive the worst day football game of my life is not my idea of a good time. I need a drink. Anyone up for a few beers?Or some whiskey

Sep. 26th, 2019


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if you die in the dreams, do you die in real life?

asking for a friend.

that's never true, but still.

Aug. 22nd, 2019


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Christ, just got word the ex-wife is blowing into town.

Think it's too late to book a vacation far far away?

Jul. 25th, 2019


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Ended up over in one of the other spider-verses again, hanging out with a different Spider-woman, Jessica Drew.

I like her attitude and she had good advice, even if I'm pretty sure her costume is like, literally body paint it's that skin hugging.

There's gotta be more than one superhero costume designer right?

Jul. 22nd, 2019


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I had a suitably epic return in my dreams, following a vision to prevent Ragnarok, the destruction of Asgard.

In other words I kicked the ass of Surtur, the satanic ruler of Muspelheim, which is basically a hellscape, and fought a dragon as I escaped.

Now I've his crown hanging on my wall, since that's the closest thing to a trophy room I have here.

I'm pretty sure that's actually his skull.

Pretend Thor is taking a selfie in front of this hanging on the wall

Jul. 12th, 2019


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is there a social etiquette rule about telling brothers you haven't seen since you were 17 to go do one? i dislike the timing, it's like the world and dreams and everything just took a dump on life.

where can i get a card that conveys 'stay out of my life, i can't deal with you because my dream wife i've never met just died and yesterday i was the size of a building' without going to an asylum?

Jul. 4th, 2019


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Since certain people have told me in no uncertain terms I can't sleep at the office, it's apartment hunting time.

and here I'd gotten used to stability

Jul. 2nd, 2019


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Well that's the last time I try and get out of the house on a whim.

Lesson learned.

Jun. 14th, 2019


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Why can’t I dream about anything nice? I found my desk at the Raccoon City Police Department and it looks as though the department was going to have a little welcome party for me. The zombie apocalypse happened before I got here and now half of the department is dead and the other half are zombies that want to eat my flesh. There’s a part of me that wishes I’d reported when I was supposed to. The other half is glad that I didn’t.

I woke up this morning and apparently the gun I use in the dreams is here now. And so is my RPD uniform. The gun is useful, I guess. Not so sure about the uniform.

Jun. 9th, 2019


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Do you think it's wrong to stitch up your own injury because ironically as a certified doctor and surgeon you hate hospitals?

That's the last time I try to help out my neighbour.

Good deeds ain't nothing but trouble.

May. 19th, 2019


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So public beheadings are now a thing in my dreams.

What the hell is wrong with people?

May. 17th, 2019


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I got Christine visitin' this Weekend god I wish I could see Lucy so we're gonna have a grand time of pillow forts an' jetskiiing.

Don't tell her mother 'bout the jetskiiing.

May. 4th, 2019


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Okay what the hell are these things?? Wierdest, loudest damn creatures I ever seen. And I thought Rocket was bad.

First there were a bunch in the yard that Kraglin chased off and then I get to my ship and they're freakin' everywhere! They're makin' nests IN my ship!

I JUST FINISHED PUTTIN' HER TOGETHER.

May. 3rd, 2019


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whose bright idea was it to give me a team and put me in charge of anything? i mean really. sure you thwart a major crisis or two, but someone needs to explain to the icepole that is our learless feeder that i am not management material.

pretty sure the wife will run more than me, but at least it's on the sunny coast for a while.

you think supervillains from california are more liberal minded than super villains in new york? property destruction still seems pretty high. i'm still sure this is why i get tigra and cap keeps pym though.

Apr. 8th, 2019


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You know what is exceptionally frustrating? Ordering in parts to arrive at a specific time and date only to find that that is not what happens at all. Partly because the shipping company is seemingly unreliable and partly because instead of delivering them to my shop they delivered them to another one on the other side of Orange County.

It's five o'clock somewhere in the world, surely.

Apr. 1st, 2019


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The day of fools, or, the day I can post the most outlandish tales from my dreams and no one would believe me.

So instead, how about three truths and a lie, and you can guess which one is the lie.

There's an alternate universe where we're all dinosaurs. One of my best friends is a dragon. Logan is good with babies. I've got a dual citizenship with the UK.

Mar. 30th, 2019


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With the way my dreams have been going lately, I can't help but wonder if that is what my life would have been like if I remained in Mumbai.

Do anyone else's dreams make them wonder the same? Not specific to Mumbai of course, just that it's a way their life could have turned out.

Mar. 4th, 2019


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when the hell do these dreams just knock it off.

on top of a sprained knee i've got a healing break now and damn hearing trauma again. so if you talk to me and i yell back, sorry not sorry, the dreams blew out my eardrums again. T_T

i also married a girl i'd known for four days. which honestly is so me i can't even be mad.

Feb. 21st, 2019


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Some punk tried to hold up my bar tonight.

Boy is lucky he's still got his hands.

Feb. 9th, 2019


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So the only thing worse than being home on a Saturday night is being home on a Saturday night, sober, and with no purpose.

Well. I have a purpose. And that purpose is to listen to random music, and share a weird survey with you all because I am bored. as. fuck.

Shuffle Music survey )

Jan. 20th, 2019


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Alright. I need to know if anyone's seen this idiot around. Can't seem to find him in all this zombie/monster crazy. Goes by the name of Peter Quill.

Jan. 6th, 2019


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you know honestly, the last thing i need is more of these messed up dreams when i'm coming out of a concussion. legit struggling to tell what's real and what isn't right now.

like the costumes. are those really a thing? so many capes. so many weird head dresses. it's just dangerous really.

Dec. 13th, 2018


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i really do not appreciate this forced festive bullshit. i've been stalked by a damn snowman for a mile and a half and had to stop my dog from peeing on the stupid thing. i'm not convinced it wouldn't swallow my dog.

all this on an hour sleep because apparently whatevers in the water finally got to me.

i came here for heat and sun. not snowmen and delusions.

Nov. 29th, 2018


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Okay, middle of the night question time! What are the strange or random things that you look up on Youtube? For me, I like watching urban explorer videos. Especially when it's about abandoned malls or amusement parks. It's always so fascinating to see what these places become. It's also always interesting to see the complete lack of originality in the graffiti that is always covering these places. Can't people be a little more creative than bloody pot leafs or penises?

Oct. 9th, 2018


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So, hypothetically, someone has some ... medical issues. But this hypothetical person has an aversion to hospitals, lets say because they were bitten by one as a child. Are there any small medical clinics around this place for this hypothetically injured person?

Nov. 24th, 2017


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Is it bad that all I've eaten today is pumpkin pie and leftover mashed potatoes?

I feel like a big, fat blob, but I love this holiday so much.

Nov. 8th, 2017


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Citywide message board? Huh, that's kinda neat. Pretty handy and a little on the weird side. This seems more like Iris's thingBut hey. I'm pretty new to the area, in search of decent coffee. Keep in mind here the key word is decent. Starbucks does not make the cut. They only make me sad. And get my name wrong. It's only two syllables. how?

Oct. 5th, 2017


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With Halloween coming up, I think we all need to be just a teensy bit wary.

Haven't had a year go by in a long time that didn't have some kind of thing happening. There's a reason I don't wear costumes any more.

Clint

Its been awhile, we should get lunch. Among other things.

Did I ever show you my nuclear submarine?

Sep. 30th, 2017


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Okay, seriously. Is there anywhere around here that doesn't see destruction on the regular? Construction and home repair is probably the most booming business around here.

Sep. 21st, 2017


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Debating investing in a brewery. Pros? Brewery. Cons? Unclear.

Discuss.

Aug. 29th, 2017


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» text to Natasha


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» as much as I appreciate I can count on you to get evil Gods out of my head
» I'm almost sure it could've been done without causing the concussion

» admit it, you just wanted to hit me.
» hard.

Aug. 18th, 2017


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Have I mentioned how much I enjoy being married? It's pretty much the best thing ever.

Jul. 20th, 2017


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There's some weird kind of whiplash that goes along with shifting gears so extremely when it comes to dream settings. I mean, I go from Bed-Stu to ... Middle of Nowhere, Secret Base, SHIELD. Like... just three seconds to catch up would be good.

Also, can someone explain to me why I'm constantly having my mind screwed around with in these damn dreams?

I call bullshit!

Jun. 30th, 2017


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My mother called, did a spot-on impression of her dream self, and now my whole family's visiting for the Fourth of July. So, four days from now. Three extra people. In my two bedroom apartment. I'd like to say that I don't know how it happened, but I absolutely do: She manipulated me by dangling her approval in front of me like a gift. Either I need to grow some thicker skin, or that woman should join the CIA.

Probably both.

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Why do people raise their voices when they find out you're deaf?

Like... it really doesn't matter if you shout , I still can't hear it. All that does is make it harder to read lips, because they think talking slower and louder will help.