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Jan. 31st, 2016


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Gremlins, blizzards, crazy ass fog--what else you think this place has in store? I hear this isn't half of as bad as it gets around here, too. Sure didn't prepare us for this kinda life in the field, and that's saying something.

Jan. 24th, 2016


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There's some creepy shit outside and to make matters worse my vigors ain't workin' like they should.

Bullets seem fine though.

Elizabeth

Stay inside.

Dec. 29th, 2015


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I don't know if I'm glad or mad things are evening out from Christmas. I do know? Whatever those furballs are showing up everywhere with reams of instructions with them?

Follow the damn rules.

They are not more 'guidelines.' They're rules. For reasons.

Moving here feels more and more like a mistake the longer I'm here.

Oct. 30th, 2015


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No. No we are not dressing up the animals at the zoo for Halloween.

What the Hell?

I'm getting told I'm not encouraging a "kid-friendly atmosphere" because I think dangerous animals deserve respect. Getting dressed up is something a person gets a choice in. How am I supposed to ask a wild cat if it wants to wear a costume? One roar for no? Two for yes?

Give me a break, people.

Oct. 28th, 2015


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I feel as if I say it every year, but this year has flown by rather quickly. It's hard to believe in just a few days it'll be November already.

I'm Claire Dearing, by the way, I'd meant to post something much sooner since I joined the network a little while ago but never got around to it. So, hello everyone.

Oct. 23rd, 2015


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So....

Too many pumpkins? Nah, can never have too many pumpkins right? )

Aug. 9th, 2015


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The dinosaur park dream thing is getting out of hand. It's like Universal Studios meets a zoo. There's even a dinosaur petting area. And you know when you go to a fair, and the kids can ride ponies? We have that, too, except the kids ride a triceratops.

I think worst of all is that the park is built on top of the original park from twenty years earlier. A park which was closed before it even opened because dinosaurs escaped and killed a bunch of people. This island has a serious history of dinosaurs killing people, but here we are, all okay with pulling millions of people through a day to watch a Tyrannosaurus Rex eat a goat or go on a dino safari. Oh, and we're creating dinosaurs. Real dinosaurs, apparently, aren't cool enough anymore. Gene splicing at its finest.

This can only end well. Right?

Jul. 27th, 2015


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Hello, folks! I'm Janet Van Dyne, the mind behind the fashion juggernaut that is Van Dyne Designs. And to celebrate a fantastic year, next month is going the first ever Van Dyne Designs charity fundraiser! Forty-five percent of all sales will go to local women's shelters and other charities, and I'll be hosting a gala to drum up even more money from the rich and fabulous. You know you want to open your pocketbooks. It's for a good cause!

Jul. 21st, 2015


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I just realized I may go on Buzzfeed too much. Thank god I don't have the app or I'd never get anything done.

Anyway. In which Claire shares another article but it's less depressing than the story of neglected young girls in the Playboy mansion.

Jul. 12th, 2015


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Okay. Everyone here with your weird dream thing. Help.

I definitely just had dreams about working at a theme park that was based around dinosaurs. Not animatronic ones, real ones. That were cloned from DNA found in fossils. I mean, legitimately living, breathing dinosaurs.

This could definitely qualify as "dream" material ... Right??

Jul. 11th, 2015


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So hey guys. My name is Owen, I'm with the Wildlife Waystation. We rescue and rehabilitate exotic animals, usually from 'pet owners' who think it'd be cool to own a tiger and don't realize what a dumb idea that is.

Anyway, I heard this was a good way to connect with people, and I figured hey, I can't spend all my time with mountain lions, right?

Though most of my free time is taken up with my babies at home. They were born with spinal issues, so I'm taking care of them and raising them until they're well enough to be on their own at the Waystation.

Say hi to the kiddos! )

Jul. 1st, 2015


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I'm going to be straight up and say I might have gotten a bit teary-eyed by the end of this article. And I am definitely going to be getting this book.

Jun. 29th, 2015


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All right, this is California. It's a lot like Florida. Sun. Ocean. Tourists. Just across the country.

Right, I'm Claire. From Florida, obviously, I worked at the Disney World resort there. They sent me here, to take up park operations at Disneyland, because apparently in May there was an incident that caused the former operations manager to not work there anymore. Which isn't ominous at all.

I guess I'm looking forward to it.