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Aug. 5th, 2012

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I dreamed I was some space queen, or something. Queen of Mars.

Jul. 24th, 2012


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To those of you who have access to jaguars: it appears they are willing to eat these puff-ball creatures.

I do not know how many any one large cat will eat, and it does require some degree of coaxing, c'est vrai; nonetheless, I think perhaps many of you will find it reassuring to know there are animals who will eat them.

Other, of course, than Monsieur LeBeau.

Jul. 10th, 2012

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I got a question. Say your boss wanted you to do something you didn't rightly agree with. What would you do?

Jul. 6th, 2012

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Huh. I guess Mr. Archer is a guy, not a dinosaur.

I must've been tripping balls that day.

Jul. 3rd, 2012

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What the heck am I supposed to do with an ocelot?

Jun. 23rd, 2012

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Everybody's talking about their crazy dreams or whatever. Mine are totally boring. They're all about work, and the office even looks the same. It's exactly like my normal life.

Except for the dinosaur. That was kinda weird.

Jun. 21st, 2012

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My boss needs to hire more hot guys. Can't a girl get a little sausage with her spreadsheets, or whatever I'm supposed to be doing here?

Jun. 19th, 2012

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Hey Porn Guy. Or whatever your name is.

Jun. 17th, 2012


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Hello Valarnet. My name is Anya Christina Emanuela Jenkins. It's not a pleasure to meet you. Today I woke up at noon, ate a tub of uncooked cookie dough and watched the Price Is Right. Who is this fat guy and what happened to Bob Barker?

This is the purpose of this journal, correct? To tell people who do not care what you are doing with your day? That's all I ever see from it. I thought I would return the favor.

Jun. 15th, 2012


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From what I've been able to put together, I think I was very fortunate to have woken up beside my wife Monday morning. Of course, that's always a good thing.

Jun. 14th, 2012

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Oh my god. Jobs are laaaame. Seriously, this phone just keeps ringing and ringing. It won't stop! This is so annoying. Why are so many people even calling? What, do we sell here, like.. crack or something?

God, is anybody gonna get that?


[Edit, five minutes later] Dude. Did you guys know there is porn on computers? I thought these things were just for nerds!