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Jun. 16th, 2016


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I had more absolutely WONDERFUL dreams about Night Vale and my exciting job as a radio host. There was a glow cloud that came to town and dropped dead animals on everyone, and the City Council wants to build a drawbridge even though we live in the desert. There was also a very philosophical pyramid that suddenly appeared, feral dogs that turned out to be bags floating in the wind, and wheat and wheat by-products were banned???

BUT HONESTLY THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF THIS WHOLE THING IS THAT I NOW OWN A CAT. He floats in my bathroom and can't ever move, but omg he is sooooo adorable! His name is Khoshekh. He's obviously not your typical cat because he has weird...spine ridges and doesn't exactly meow, but I love him all the same and we have become fast friends. ...Probably because I give him all the ear scritches that he wants. :D I'm going to have to make my bathroom cozier with all the time I'm going to spend in there.

I would post a picture but NONE of them turn out on my cellphone sadly. OH WELL.

May. 28th, 2016


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I want to have fun! Maybe go dancing, because I spend TOO MANY Saturday nights watching Netflix and drinking wine and acting my age.

May. 26th, 2016


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I am off on assignment for a few days. I have forgotten how much time I spend in my cabin when I go away on these, because I forget that I must be careful and mindful of my magic.

Day Two has gone well, however, I didn't manage to wreck the plane OR the bus I was on.

I suppose that is a success?

May. 24th, 2016


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Another dream last night. And another gift. At least, that's what I assume it was, because I don't remember going to bed with a whoopie cushion. I've been having a lot of fun with it, and many thanks to Nico for not whooping my ass for how many times he's been the butt of my jokes today. I owe you a Slurpee, pal.

Cut for Undertale spoilers, visible to all! )

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I want a new swimsuit, because I see all these articles that are like WHAT SWIMSUIT IS PERFECT FOR YOUR BODY TYPE, but honestly the most important thing is just to have a really cute one, right? I want to look adorable out on the beach while I'm reading under an umbrella and possibly wearing a giant hat.

May. 11th, 2016


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I had a WEIRD AND WONDERFUL dream last night.

I lived in this town in the desert--Night Vale--and there, I was a radio host at the quaint, community radio station. There, I reported on things that needed reporting, such as the City Council opening a dog park that, they and I were sure to let everyone know, was not for dogs. DO NOT APPROACH THE DOG PARK. DO NOT APPROACH THE HOODED FIGURES IN THE DOG PARK, I told everyone. And this was so completely normal.

Also, there is a wonderful old woman named Josie and she has angels that live with her. REAL ANGELS.

But okay, the most important part of the dream is this: a scientist came to town with a group of other scientists and he is so handsome, like, I can't even begin to explain. LITERALLY MY DREAM MAN. He has a perfect jaw and perfect teeth and a perfect face and perfect hair and basically perfect everything.

I met him face-to-face and he said that Night Vale is by far the most scientifically interesting community in the U.S. He then smiled at me, and I fell in love. I'm not kidding, I just... I fell in love right then and there.

His name is Carlos and I wish he was real. BRAIN, WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME? WHERE DID CARLOS COME FROM?

May. 9th, 2016


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I have some horoscopes for everyone today. :)

[CECIL'S ABSOLUTELY TRUTHFUL HOROSCOPES] )

May. 7th, 2016


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I have this feeling my dream life is never going to calm down. Because it turns out there's more things than just werewolves out there.

May. 4th, 2016


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Ugh, I hate when a guy acts like he's never seen another guy in a skirt with printed cats on it before. I LOOK GREAT, THANK YOU.

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Maker's breath...I need to use all my strength to not cast "Horror" on my customers whenever I am updating the mannequins. It's not a real human person but the way some of these guys watch...it's like the start of some awkward orgy-related porn film. Perhaps it was amusing the first few times, but now, these thirsty men need to go find a real man and stop ogling my work items. I worry that one morning I will get a call from the police saying that someone broke into the store.

Maybe I should just start changing the mannequins' clothes after we close...

May. 1st, 2016


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I admit, I spend far too much time on the internet looking at pictures of adorable cats. Even when they're jerks, they're cute. What is not to love about them? AND UGH I'M OBSESSED WITH THEIR NEED TO SIT IN BOXES. WHAT IS UP WITH THAT?

Once upon a time I thought I was a dog person, but I saw the error of my ways. Cats are great.

Also hello, I'm Cecil. :)