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Aug. 23rd, 2012

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Got me a new title.

Going to miss being called officer. Won't miss the uniform.

Aug. 10th, 2012

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Most effective method for treating migraines?

Please don't say a baseball bat or any other object that inflicts blunt force trauma. I'm not that desperate yet.

Aug. 7th, 2012


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Here's a question for you.

Does a raw steak actually work on a black eye, or does it only work because you think it does?

Those mythbuster guys should test.

Aug. 5th, 2012

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On the hunt for a decent cup of coffee and the only thing to be found is a Starbucks on every goddamn corner.

Proof that the greater majority wouldn't know decent coffee even if it bite them in the ass.

Jul. 30th, 2012


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This is going to sound absolutely insane, and I have more important things to deal with at the Olympics, but it's been bothering me for some time now, and I have to ask.

Has anyone else dreamed about the Force?

Jul. 29th, 2012

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Break time. Hitting the gym and the range. Have taken out the Browning out for awhile and my palms are itching.

Been one hell of a week. Grateful its over and maybe just maybe things will be a little more routine come Monday.

Jul. 27th, 2012


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...Mom's decided we should keep her favorites out of the batch of furry things and that I am going to leave the shop to my employee for the afternoon tomorrow and join her for a drive out to the country where we release the others in a big ceremony of life affirmation or something like that.

...I think Mom got into the stash under the till again

It hasn't actually happened yet, but any ideas for getting rid of a pile of them really really fast would be welcome. They've eaten the offering packets, they've eaten the niche novelty stuff like the Budha shaped pasta, which I really think is pretty offensive anyway, but it's still a big seller, and have gotten into the hemp products, which they actually seem to enjoy. It does make them a little more mellow, but when they're mellow, they've started breeding MORE.

The last straw was when they found and ate my apple pie. My fucking apple pie. That alone means that these little bastards have to die.

We tried a banishing ritual, we tried just having them go outside, but none of that's actually working here. Mom's idea though? Craziest of all, and it's not happening. If I could have some evidence to show her why this sucks? I'd appreciate it.

Jul. 26th, 2012

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When the traffic light turns red that means stop. Yes, it really is that simple.

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Okay, Who Fed The Furballs After Midnight?


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...And now this happens and these...things were there to greet me when I got to work Monday.
You know, at first I thought it was pretty cute and kind of harmless. New little pets or something like that. Watching them now? I am CONVINCED that they're the first round of the alien invasion force. I've read Ender's Game, I know how advance strike forces work. Maybe not tomorrow, maybe not next month or year, but these little bastards are probably paving the way for something worse. They'll knock us off our guard, maybe excrete something invisible, with no smell, taste or other detection method, that leaves us all vulnerable when the REAL invaders come. How could something that cute do anything but?

...Maybe I'm a little too dramatic here, but you're an intelligent network, and some of you are just as crazy as I am, you get my points. The thing is, we don't know what we're dealing with, or when or why. It's...worrying. A lot. And they just keep reproducing. Who knows that the hundreth time one of them does it isn't the time it becomes a Hollywood style threat?

Have the scientists working on this found anything definite? Anybody else have solutions other than the plant ideas I've seen and sent the interns looking for? I'm not trying to be histrionic or anything, only I actually AM histrionic, because this is getting pretty close to taking up one of our entire floors.

So, uh seriously, any updates would be GREAT.